Chapter 749: I despise you with good food
Su Mo took a big bite of a chicken leg in his left hand, and a large piece of tender and fragrant chicken with belt meat was sent into his mouth, chewing it rattling, and his face was full of satisfaction.
Immediately, his right hand was like the wind, and in the blink of an eye, half of the delicate side dishes in front of him were visible to the naked eye.
Zhu Houzhao squatted next to him and watched dumbfounded, his throat couldn't help but squirm a few times, and his face looked strange and disgusted.
This guy really doesn't understand etiquette, look at the posture of this meal, don't say anything about the soup, it's a click, hey, it's disgusting......! It seems that such a way to eat is very enjoyable, is it really so delicious?
His eyes glanced at a few plates, and there was nothing special, as if it was no different from what he had eaten in the past. Yes, this is a meal given by the palace, how have this turtle ever eaten in the past? No, it's not that I've never seen it at all, so I can eat it like this.
The little prince felt that he had found the reason, and nodded secretly, with a look on his face that I was really smart. Just looking at the momentum of this food, I still couldn't help but swallow again......
"Oh, I said...... Isn't it delicious? I haven't seen it before, have I'll tell you, this is what I personally arranged, and it's my favorite food in the past......" He stared at Su Mo and ate Hesse, and he didn't forget to show himself credit for his mouth.
Su Mo swallowed a mouthful of food, rolled his eyes and glanced at him, he didn't bother to take care of the bear child.
It's delicious, it's delicious! It's bland, and even the meat tastes like a vegetable, where is it that gets on the top of the delicious?
But after thinking about it, later generations have heard that the daily life of the ancient emperors was actually very miserable. Although the food eaten is extremely exquisite, the taste is still not to be mentioned. As for the reason, it's very simple, first of all, a light diet is good for health, so it is naturally impossible to have a heavy oil and heavy taste like ordinary people;
Well, who dares to get any fresh flavors for the emperor to eat. If you have a good time, you will come back and say that this is delicious, and you will get more in the future...... Well, if it were an ordinary Dingxi, it would be fine, but where did the things that Nima gave the emperor to import come from? Almost everything is the best in the world.
Don't talk about it, first of all, the chief eunuch in charge of the Shanshan Restaurant must strangle the imperial chef to death first. This era is not the era of extreme material abundance in later generations, and it can be said that every dish sent to the emperor's dining table was piled up with a lot of human and financial resources.
Not to mention the amount of money spent, the problem of one season alone cannot be solved. If the emperor wants to eat and can't eat, he will not be happy. The emperor is not happy, it is going to die!
Therefore, this so-called imperial diet is completely good. Especially when encountering a thrifty emperor like Emperor Hongzhi, it is even more imaginative to imagine. As for the film and television of later generations, every time the emperor eats, he sees seven plates and eight bowls, which are both mountain delicacies and seafood, and there is no shortage of camel's hooves, bear's paws, scarlet lips, abalone wings, etc., well, that's completely YY.
The real fact is that the reason why the emperor's food is good is nothing more than a few more dishes per meal than ordinary people, and the cooking is more exquisite.
Moreover, the real extravagance as rumored to be said probably started from the later braided dynasty. The so-called Manchu and Han full seats, as the name suggests, also began in the Braided Dynasty. Until then, it wasn't that exaggerated at all. Even if it is a braided dynasty, the kind of big scenes in film and television are mostly only available at certain special times. If this is the case, then the scarcity of materials in ancient times is simply not enough to support it.
Therefore, after Su Mo listened to Zhu Houzhao's boasting, he could only roll his eyes and glance at him lightly without saying a word.
What do you say? If it's not delicious, why are you still eating so happily? If you're depressed for a day, you'll see it after you've been hungry for a day. Hungry is as sweet as honey, full honey is not sweet, do you understand?
Meow a big mia! This is especially from dawn to now the sun has gone down in Nima, and Su Mo is relying on the bowl of porridge before going out and a few snacks on the road. This hungry person has long been dizzy. Not to mention that the food is just light, but it is definitely delicate and complete enough, even if he is really given some coarse tea and light rice, he will have to be like a wolf and a tiger at this time.
Thinking like this, my heart is full of indignation. It's just that when he looked at Zhu Houzhao again, he didn't feel a little pity. This poor baby, I'm afraid I've never seen real food. Wow, wretched, pitiful.
What kind of eyes are you looking at? Zhu Houzhao was the most competitive age, and he was extremely intelligent and sensitive, so he was immediately keenly aware of the pity in Su Mo's eyes, and there was a faint disdain. Where can I endure this?
Anyway, the little prince was full of superiority just now, and his heart was full of satisfaction that this dirt bun was shocked. But in the blink of an eye, why did the roles be reversed, but I seemed to be very pitiful? Could it be that I am a dignified prince of the Ming Dynasty, and I am not as good as you as a flat-headed person in the countryside?
"You...... What do you mean?" Zhu Houzhao was angry, and his little face suddenly lost his smile, and it turned red.
"What do you mean? Hmm, what is this?" Su Mo was afraid that a child would turn his face, and when he saw that he was annoyed, he was not in a hurry, so he asked lightly, and then tapped a plate on the table with chopsticks and asked.
It was a dish of mutton in white water, the mutton was cooked delicately and tenderly, accompanied by a plate of refined salt and a plate of finely chopped shallots. It looks pleasing to the eye, and it is definitely a rare dish with both color and flavor.
Zhu Houzhao didn't know why, and after glaring at him angrily, he pouted with disdain: "This is the top lamb from the grassland, the most tender and fragrant, ordinary people can't see it, what's the matter?" ”
He held his little head high, and he showed off a little proudly.
Su Mo sighed, there was no half of shock on his face, and Zhu Houzhao, who saw it, was suddenly suffocated, and then became angry.
However, before he could have a seizure, Su Mo suddenly said again: "Have you ever masturbated a string?"
What the hell is that? Zhu Houzhao opened his mouth and stammered, and his eyes were full .......of small circles. This Nima and His Royal Highness the Prince, who are well-dressed and well-fed, asked people if they had ever masturbated such things as strings at the bottom of society, and Su Mo's goods were cheap enough.
"Mutton, the best way to cook is to grill skewers!" Su Mo put down his chopsticks, and the old god picked up the small cup and took a sip, his face full of a leisurely aftertaste. There is quite a posture of reminiscing about the past.
"Lamb must be lamb belly, the fat and thin but more tough kind. When the meat is roasted, it can not only perfectly cover the smell of the mutton itself, but also have a peculiar aroma, and it is the most chewy. When it was roasted on the fire, it was golden and golden, and the fat was secreted little by little, and it was sizzling. Sprinkle salt and pepper with salt and chili pepper for the color and flavor....... well, it's better to have some cumin...... Ah, it's delicious! That's the delicious food. No, no, no, I can't say it, this is going to drool. ”
Su Mo shook his head and said, the intoxicated look on his face, as well as the sharp squirming throat, combined with the detailed description, made Zhu Houzhao's throat squirm for a while. In a trance, it seems that I really saw such a delicacy that I have never seen before, and it is presented in front of me with such an attractive smell.
Boom, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva and let out a loud snort. In this world, there is really that kind of food? Is it really as delicious as he depicted? But how can it be? Obviously, this inner palace is the most noble place in the world, and everyone says that any of the best and most top-notch things in the world will be presented to the royal family, but why have I never eaten this kind of ...... No, I've never seen or heard of this kind of food?
Hmph, this guy must have lied to me. He was not convinced, I scolded him for his dirty buns, this is making up nonsense to itch me, I will never be fooled!
Zhu Houzhao thought hatefully, but then overturned this idea by himself. Look at his appearance, and how detailed he described, if he hadn't really seen and tasted it with his own eyes, how could he be so expressive?
Is it true? Oh, if it is, what kind of delicacy would it be? It's really annoying and disgusting that the wretch of the Imperial Kitchen Supervisor has never offered this thing!
The little prince's eyes were misty and longing, and he secretly scolded when he turned his mind. The eunuch of the imperial food supervisor was making tea leisurely, when suddenly a bad cold hit, and he couldn't help but shiver, and an ominous feeling rose from the bottom of his heart. Suddenly frightened and confused, I don't know where this unexplained omen came from.
It took a long time for the little prince here to come back to his senses, and in a blink of an eye, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he looked at Su Mo's smiling eyes. I want to be cross-haired, but I don't think it's a thing in the end. It's just that he can't show off like this, but he was slapped in the face, and he was depressed in his heart.
That's it, after all, you can't get back your face in this food, but it's not good to sell it anymore. Well, by the way, why did I come to look for him? Why did I compare food with him? Yes, yes, I asked him to go to see the illness of the royal sister, but the father and mother are still waiting, this is the right thing.
Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao simply turned his head away, not looking at Su Mo's eyes full of meaning at all. But he flicked his sleeves and said angrily to the eunuch and palace maid who were waiting outside: "Dog slave, what are you doing there? Hurry up and clean up! A bunch of tired goods, and next time, they will all be sent to the Huanyi Bureau." ”
Several palace maids trembled with fright, and hurriedly ran over tremblingly, and removed the remnants of the table with all hands and feet.
Zhu Houzhao turned his head, put on a smiling face, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I've eaten and drunk this time, so let's go?"
Su Mo rolled his eyes, looked down at the small cup still in his hand, and then looked up at Zhu Houliang's smiling face, and clearly saw a trace of cunning and smugness in the eyes of the little prince.
This is the revenge of Hongguoguo, it's too tasteless! The emperor's family doesn't have a good person, and the father deliberately released his own pigeons and trapped himself here to torture people. When the son came to sing with a white face, but he didn't wait for himself to finish eating, he withdrew from the table, and he didn't give himself enough food, so it was really not a family that didn't enter the door.
"Where are you going? Oh, it's time to go, it's not too early...... Okay, okay, then we'll see you back. "I slandered in my heart, but I said something else.
He stood up lazily and drank the remnants of wine from the small cup in his hand. Touching left and right, he suddenly lifted his sleeves and wiped them inside and out, and then ...... Stuff it directly into the cuff......
Zhu Hou was dumbfounded, and he went away? I'll go, although a small wine cup is not valuable, but it's also a royal thing? How shameless does this have to be to do such a thing?
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