Chapter 4: Ambe, the son of the fifth problem

"Aha, you're so beautiful, did you see Kaguya's look just now? It's the first time I've seen her look like this."

After going out, Meihong kept laughing, but I didn't feel happy at all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Haha, yes... But I'm 。。。。。。 ”

Can I ask a question and laugh again?

"You guy's annoying skills still have a set, and he actually came to a set of knowingly asked, I thought you really didn't know when I looked at you just now hahaha"

Will I die if I speak?

"Oh, okay. But I still want to... ”

"Needless to say, I'll find a tavern for a drink or two later. Let's go to the tavern in Nightsparrow. That guy tried to stop me when I solved the mutation, and he was killing himself. ”

。。。。。。。。。 hehe

"Sister Hong, what the hell is Zi Anbei?" finally let me say this sentence.

"Don't get too deep into the drama hahahahaha"

"I really don't know. I kept my tone as sincere as possible.

Meihong stopped and looked at me seriously.

“。。。。。。 You really don't know?"

"I don't know. ”

My sister Hong punched me angrily: "You fool doesn't even know Zi Ambei, what are you eating?!"

"How do I know! I've never heard of it!"

"Alas, you can't rely on you if you don't have culture. ”

"You have to tell me what Zi Amber is first... ”

"That's it。。。。。。 It is a shell that the mother holds in her hand when she gives birth, and it is convenient to use hard. ”

Oh, it turned out to be this kind of thing. Speaking of which, there doesn't seem to be such a thing as Amber in the outside world now. If you can't give birth by caesarean section, what do you want to do with that thing? Only stupid ancients could have thought of such a boring method.

My musings were noticed by Mei Hong.

"Well, don't think about so many useless things, leave the rest to Yakumo Purple. She's definitely not going to let the mutation go. ”

"If this continues, Yakumo Purple will definitely take action to solve the anomaly, but her premise is when Gensokyo is threatened. I said, "Humans are the most affected by mutations than youkai. I'm afraid someone is looking for me now. ”

"How can human beings change? Human beings can live at any one time as long as they are properly rested. ”

The premise of this sentence is that the law and order of mankind is in a relatively stable situation.

While talking, my sister Hong and I walked to the downtown area.

There are only a few guards patrolling the downtown area today, and there is no trace of the bustle of the past.

"Since Gensokyo is now in the eternal moon, humans live at night all day long, and if this continues, the biological clock of humans will be out of balance, and the night is a time of high crime - so now there is a curfew in the world. Lord Kagai, Fujiwara-sama, please go home as soon as possible. The patrolling guard explained to me and Mei Hong. It seems that my prestige here with Mei Hong (mainly me) is quite high, and the civil servants are so polite to me (and Mei Hong).

Mei Hong was stunned when she saw this, as if she saw the seriousness of the matter.

"So you think Ah Qiu is looking for you right now?"

"Isn't it?"

"You're back. Behind him came Aqiu's voice.

Mei Hong and I looked at each other for a moment, then turned to face Ah Qiu.

It seems that Ah Qiu has also been tortured by the mutation recently, his face is even paler than before, and obvious eye circles and tear troughs can be seen - Miss Barnyard should pay attention to rest.

"I won't say more, you have seen it in the world now. I just hope you'll resolve the anomaly soon. As for the remuneration, I will give it to you, the price or something is negotiable. Marisa and Reimu are gone now, so please hold on. ”

Today is really a good opportunity to slaughter customers, they all say that the customer is God, but this time the customer is a fat sheep, and it is also extra-large.

"Actually。。。。。。 I'm having a hard time. I explained with a deep heart.

"Try to talk to me if you need to. ”

Actually, I need a wife and a few concubines plus more than 20 maids, hehehehe~

However, the main task is to resolve the anomaly.

"Do you have a woman named Yan here?"

“。。。。。。。 ”

"Don't look at me like that, I'm a serious person. ”

"Most perverts say they're serious people. ”

"And a small part?"

"A small number of perverts say they are perverts. And is that the way you say that you are a pervert?"

“。。。。。。 ”

, it seems that this girl is very angry today. It seems that it is a menstrual disorder and an endocrine disorder. Wait, if you say this, Teacher Huiyin's menstrual period is in the full moon, and if the sister is red。。。。。。。 The normal period is the 32nd of each month. Ah-sister, you're hitting me again!!

"I always feel like you're thinking something very unpleasant. ”

"You guessed it. I was just scolding your man. Ahh

"You guy just owes a beating, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, when will you be as infatuated as Shi Shangzhong Nayan, and break your waist for the so-called love. ”

"Who is he?"

Why do you often say a lot of inexplicable people from my sister's mouth recently?

“。。。。 Nothing, another fool with a sperm worm on the brain. ”

"I do know a person named Barnyard Ayan, but it has been 5 years since she gave birth. Ah Qiu interjected, as if he wanted to stop Mei Hong's unilateral violence against me, and sure enough, the goddess is the goddess, and her temperament can kill the man next to her in seconds.

"Oh, then can you help me ask if her son Amber is still there?"

It is recognized that women in general leave something memorable to themselves.

"Okay. ”

To my strange request, Ah Qiu agreed.

A day later.

In order to speed up the resolution of the anomaly, I came to the Eternal Pavilion early.

"Kaguya, this is Amber, the son of the swallow you're looking for. "I handed Ayan's son Amber to Kaguya.

Kaguya still showed a contemptuous expression and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Huahe's character to be so inferior, and he actually fooled me with an inferior fake." I put up with the so-called stone bowl in front of the Buddha last time, but how do you explain this?"

"This is the son of the swallow you are looking for, Ambe."

"Nonsense! How can Yan's son Amber be so big! This can be deduced by common sense!"

"There's no way, her hands are so big, and she holds them just right when she gives birth. ”

"She's a woman?hand?"

"Yes, how can a man have a child?

"Poof-" Meihong's laughter broke the serious and solemn atmosphere, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it."

The people and demons watching behind me were inexplicably strange.

Kaguya ignored Mei Hong's ridicule as much as possible and continued to ask me, "How did you come to be the so-called 'Swallow Son Amber'. ”

Don't you even use honorifics when you get angry?

"I found it in a house called Ayan, who held it when she gave birth. ”

"You。。。。。。 I'm talking about swallows... ”

"You are not sick in the brain, how can Yanzi use Zi Amber to give birth to a child? Have you lived in vain for thousands of years?!" I ironically replied to her, after all, it is too much to trample on the fruits of other people's labor.

"Ahhahahaha

“。。。。。。。 I'm looking for the swallow's son Ambe, not the human. Take this back. "Kaguya threw that sub-Amber directly at me.

Even when you are angry. This guy is really underwhelmed.

"Then you can take Ziamber now. "I'm going to give her a salute in return.

"What do you mean?"

"Because the swallow does not have the son Amber, so the swallow's son Amber only exists conceptually, so I define that it is now in your hands, and you have the concept of the swallow's son Amber in your hands. So I'm over the problem. ”

"You put 。。。。。。。 Well, you've got it this time. If it weren't for Yonglin pulling on the side, it is estimated that Kaguya would have exploded by now, "You still want to find the jade of the dragon's neck, it's a living dragon!

Kaguya in front of me is completely about chopping me with a knife.

“。。。。。。 It's ok, it shouldn't be particularly hard to find. Let's speed up the progress in the future, princess who has no image. ”

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ps: Kaguya was tricked again, Kaguya, why are you dying, on a whim, you have to reason with a profiteer who is good at cutting corners and stealing tricks。。。。。 Also drunk

PS: Now belongs to the author's convulsive update