Chapter 149: Welcoming Relatives (2) Monthly Pass Addition
"Yo, you're all dressed, I thought you were still sleeping. Yan Er kicked open the door of the bathroom, scratched his messy hair, and yawned: "Brother, come out soon when it's done, I'm in a hurry to pee......"
Xiao Yi glanced at him: "Hurry up and clean up." Look at you like this, standing with me, what's the difference between you and a beggar? I can guarantee that when Teacher Qi sees your dignity in a while, he will definitely abandon you!"
"......" Yan Er knew that he couldn't say anything about Xiao Yi, so he directly bent his knee and kicked him: "If it weren't for the wine you set up today, the old paper would immediately beat you to the ground." β
"Who hit whom?" Xiao Yi looked at Yan Er with a wink, and the latter closed the door spinelessly.
Yan Er, who squatted in the corner of the wall: Oh, so angry! He also wants to marry Qiaoqiao into the door as soon as possible, and let his daughter-in-law give him Xiao Yi to vent his anger in the future. Eating soft rice is also a kind of happiness.
Xiao Yi went back to the house and looked at him who had polished his dignity last night, tied the three pieces of red silk cloth, hugged his chest with both hands, and bowed his head slightly in satisfaction. Just wait for the band to come later, let people carry the three major pieces, play gongs and drums from Qingshui Lane to Yan Er's house, and welcome his bride back.
I don't know what Xiao Su will wear today? Yesterday he wanted to see her baggage, but he was confused by a deep kiss from her, and he didn't see it. It made him even more curious.
However, his Xiao Su, no matter what he wears, is very beautiful. She always made him excited, excited.
Xiao Yi had imagined it thousands of times in his mind, but he never thought that Su Yi would be so beautiful today. It was so beautiful that it made him tremble! He could only stare at her with wide eyes, stupidly staring at her, unable to speak.
It's just that his heartbeat, his dumbfounded appearance, and his itchy nose with nosebleeds completely betrayed him - this man, completely fascinated by his new daughter-in-law!
"Brother, tilt your head and pinch your nose, you're bleeding. Yan Er pretended to be anxious and concerned, but in fact, he yelled out in a particularly scheming manner, asking everyone to gather their eyes from Su Yi to Xiao Yi and watch him laugh.
Su Yi was originally three or four meters away from Xiao Yi, and when he saw that he had a nosebleed, he didn't know it, so he instinctively wanted to take out his pocket and touch his handkerchief to cover his nose.
But today she is wearing a cheongsam without pockets. Su Yi asked the eldest girl who had developed the habit of carrying a handkerchief with her to give her handkerchief to Xiao Yi.
Fortunately, the nosebleed did not drip onto the clothes, Xiao Yi blushed, and in the laughter of everyone, he pinched his nose with a handkerchief and ran into the bathroom, and stayed in it for several minutes, washed his face several times, did a good job of psychological construction, and pretended not to care at all.
But the eyes of the crowd were bright, and they saw Xiao Yi's pretense of calm and uncomfortable. Liu Ping's fellow villagers were very kind, they didn't say anything, they all covered their mouths and snickered.
Our Xiao Public Security made friends carelessly, and most of the people from the Public Security Bureau who accompanied him to greet him today were very disgusting, and they just wanted to see him make a fool of himself. When he approached Su Yi, everyone whistled in unison, or laughed and exclaimed, "Xiao Gongan (Xiao Yi), where is your nosebleed?"
Su Yi made them laugh constantly, and they really laughed out of tears, and their faces and stomachs hurt from laughter.
Xiao Yi had a furnishing face, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he walked towards Su Yi, who was waiting for him not far away, almost hand and foot. He stared at Su Yi's eyes, so bright that she couldn't help but blush. It felt as if his gaze had penetrated through her clothes and seen her little trick under her cheongsam.
Xiao Yi reminded himself over and over again, don't be cowardly, don't stay, and walk forward in a generous direction. With his tenacious perseverance, tenacious will, and super thick skin, he artificially shielded the laughter around him, got rid of the bad habit of being the same hand and foot, and walked steadily in front of Su Yi.
In fact, only he knew that his soul had been drunk for a long time, and he was intoxicated by Su Yi, a beauty, and he was still floating. It is estimated that it has drifted out of the clouds.
"IβI'm here to take you home. Xiao Yi's hand trembled slightly and stretched out to Su Yi, Su Yi was not reserved at all, holding Xiao Yi's hand with one hand, and the whole person threw himself into his warm embrace, "Okay." She said to him in a voice that only he could hear, "Let's go home." β
Xiao Yi couldn't hold back his face anymore, as if he had been laughed at, and he didn't know what other expressions he could make except for smirking. He opened his hand, bowed his head and bent over, hooked Su Yi's knee with one hand, wrapped her slender waist with the other, and hugged Su Yi steadily.
He didn't care how others coaxed, and no one next to him said to Su Yi: "Bury your face in my chest and don't show them." If he could, he wanted to hide such a beautiful woman at once and admire it alone.
The onlookers erupted in louder laughter.
"Haha, I can't see that our captain is still a selfish cautious eye. Seeing that my sister-in-law is beautiful, I want to see it myself, and I don't show us the bride. It's so naΓ―ve, I can laugh for a month at this scene!"
"I really can't imagine that Xiao Yi, this kid, still has such a reckless and naΓ―ve side! Hahaha! I remembered the scene of his nosebleed again, oops, my stomach hurts to laugh. It's a pity that no one brought a camera with me today. Otherwise, if you shoot that scene, you will turn around and make sure that kid submits defeat, and you don't dare to blow your eyebrows and stare at me. β
"Director, Captain Xiao is staring at you, keep a low profile. Today is a good day for other people, and if you always mention people's troubles, what is it? Like me, I don't mention it. I'll draw him with a nosebleed and give you a copy to play with. Hehe. β
"Old Feng, you guy is so old, and you're still so naughty! Hey, what kind of portrait, don't forget to give me one." Draw me another picture of him walking with his hands and feet. It's rare to see our Xiao Gong'an so embarrassed, it's worth remembering, it's worth commemorating. Hehehehehehe!"
"Tsk, let's lead one by one, it's really bad. What kind of portrait to make, I am not afraid that the captain will be annoyed and angry, and apply for transfer. The provincial capital bureau has long wanted to transfer the captain away. In other words, our sister-in-law is really beautiful, like a fairy. It's going to kill our captain today. I could see that the corners of his mouth were curled up so that he could hang two water bottles. β
Actually, I can also understand your Captain Xiao, who has been a bachelor for so many years, and has made people laugh for so long, it is rare to marry such a daughter-in-law, and it is necessary to be happy. β
"Haha, I didn't expect Xiao Su's object to usually look very fierce, and people are quite funny!"
"It's rare to see Xiao Gong'an make a fool, and it's worth it to toss all the way from Liu Ping into the city. β
"Meizi, have you noticed it, Xiao Gong'an's eyes have been staring at our eldest sister. He doesn't even look at the road, haha. What's even more amazing is that he actually went the right way and didn't hit the tree!"
"Really! Xiao Gongan is really powerful. β
"Don't say it, the bride and groom are out, follow quickly. I heard that Xiao Gong'an's leaders lent him a green pickup truck in the bureau, and made a special trip to let Xiao Zou Gong'an drive the car with three major pieces to pick up relatives. It's majestic!"
"I haven't been in a truck yet. After a while, I asked Xiao Gong'an, can you get in the car and sit down?"
"yes, if only I could ride that big truck. That's enough for me to brag about going back to the team for a year!"
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Su Yi has been sticking to Xiao Yi's thumping chest, everyone's laughter and discussion are floating in her ears, her heart is warm, she feels that she is so happy that she is about to ascend to immortal on the spot.
Not to mention those unscrupulous colleagues and leaders in Xiao Yi's Bureau, they want to draw a picture of him as a souvenir. She has asked the mastermind to make a holographic photo of Xiao Yi's nosebleed and walking towards her with the same hands and feet, and uploaded it to the live broadcast room for the audience who are clamoring for pictures and videos.
So that those Xiao Yi's fans who have been crying since yesterday to send her blades and all kinds of lethal weapons can see how he bowed down under her red cheongsam [f]
As long as Su Yi thought of a man like Xiao Yi, he actually watched her sluggishly leave a nosebleed, and her vanity as a woman was completely satisfied. If she had a tail, she would have to go up to the sky now, and make an afterimage merrily.
It's a pity that in order not to stun the barrage that broke out in the live broadcast room, and leave regrets in the most important and beautiful days of her life, Su Yi can't go to the live broadcast room today, and she can't see the shocked, lost, sad, and desperate wails of her rivals, it's still a little regrettable to think about it. Hahahaha!
"So happy?" Xiao Yi carried Su Yi to the gate of the courtyard and put her on the back seat of the bicycle, Su Yi saw the big red flower tied with red silk cloth tied to the dragon's head, grabbed Xiao Yi's arm and shook it, "Well! I am the happiest today! Who made this flower?"
"it. Do you like it? If you like it, you can stay. Xiao Yi stroked Su Yi's eyebrows: "I only learned today what 'eyebrows are like distant mountains, eyes are like spring water, and the veins are affectionate'." Xiao Su, you are so beautiful!"
Su Yi, who smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into a crooked crescent: "I think so too." "She's almost smitten to herself.
"Poof!" The leaders of the Public Security Bureau, Yan Er, Pan Gongzi and others, who came out behind Xiao Yi, all laughed when they heard Su Yi's words, and they all said that Su Yi was straightforward and cute. In fact, what I thought in my heart was: Xiao Yi's daughter-in-law is married right, as cheeky as him, and confident in his honey. It's just that Su Yi behaved more obviously.
The old chief cleared his throat and shouted, "Okay, don't pestle here." Comrades, get moving! Bikers ride bikes, get on trucks, and there are tractors and wagons to sit in behind. Let's go back to the wedding drink!"
"Okay. β
The crowd began to move. The leaders of the Public Security Bureau all ran to take the tractor. Liu Ping's fellow villagers sat in a small green truck, looked at the three major pieces in the carriage that were brand-new and exuded a noble and luxurious atmosphere, and were amazed, and half of them took the carriage.
Xiao Yi, Yan Er, Pan Gongzi and others respectively rode their own bicycles and opened the road at the front. Xiao Yi, who was just the first to start, carried a charming bride in his car. And the bicycles of Pan Gongzi and others carried Liu Pinglai's half-sized son and girl.
The procession to greet the relatives marched very slowly, which is what Xiao Yi meant. Go slower in order to make more people see it and make everyone envy them!
In fact, it is indeed as sensational as Xiao Yi envisioned.
Because of their huge team, they also dispatched all kinds of cars, there are more than a dozen bicycles alone, and the oilskin cloth on the top of the car is removed, so that people outside can clearly see the three big green cards in the car, which is very eye-catching. Residents of several nearby streets rushed to tell each other and ran out to watch. The scene is unprecedentedly spectacular, and it is a bit of an empty alley.
Yan Erjia returned to Qingshui Lane, took the alley and took a shortcut, and it only took ten minutes to arrive. But Xiao Yi and the others need to go around the street because they have big trucks. In order to show off and show off, Xiao Yi simply took people around a few more streets, from nine o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock at noon, and walked for three hours before arriving at Xiao's house in Qingshui Lane.