The government took the lead, and the temple fair was in full swing.

Three or two days after the typhoon, the temple fair began, and it was obvious that the government understood the mentality of the fishermen and was worried that if the fishermen lost interest in the long run, the temple fair would not be able to take place.

In addition, this temple fair undertakes the task of maintaining stability, if the fishermen's negative emotions are vented before the temple fair, then what is the use of holding this temple fair?

The town is proud of the decision of the city leaders to choose Qiantan Town to host the first Mazu temple fair, so they are very cooperative and require all villages to cooperate, especially around Longtou Village, where there are tourists in the village, they must mobilize tourists to participate in the temple fair.

Posters about this temple fair were posted all over the streets and alleys, and it is said that the city invited a famous lion dance team from Jiangsu and Zhejiang to perform, and the sturdy young men in it were all very energetic.

Ao Muyang shouted in the village, let all the villagers go to join in the fun, because it is the first temple fair, there are still a lot of good things in it, it is said that the leaders mobilized many shopping malls in the city to participate in the temple fair, organized a variety of activities such as sending household appliances to the countryside, sending transportation to the countryside, and sending the countryside in the medical environment.

The opening day of the temple fair was a good day, the weather was sunny, Ao Muyang had a slow breakfast, and then went to the dock to send the big dragon head to the sea, and then went to the temple fair with Lu Zhizi, Lu Wuyi, and Jiang Caoqi.

Ao Mukang went out with his trouser belt, and he pushed a small cart with some smoked chicken, smoked rabbit and other things on it.

Ao Muyang greeted him when he saw him, and said, "Brother Kang, you are going out late enough, it is ten o'clock, and the temple fair has started for half an hour, right?"

Ao Mukang took a cigarette in his mouth, and he said triumphantly: "Don't hide it, village chief, I'm on my second trip, and all the smoked goods I brought in the morning are sold out." ”

Ao Muyang was surprised: "Yo, it sells so well?"

"That's not good, it's hot - bang!"

As he was talking, the cigarette in his mouth exploded all at once, bringing a flame boss!

Ao Muyang was frightened, and Lu Wuxian said in surprise: "Is it so hot?

Ao Mukang's roaring voice sounded: "Ma Gebi, Ao Xiaojun, fuck, I will definitely beat your dog's ass to pieces today!

He shouted as he turned around and rushed into the house, but as soon as he entered the door, a teenager jumped out of the wall, it was the mischievous Ao Xiaojun.

Ao Muyang grabbed him and said: "You really stuffed your dad with a cannon in the cigarette? No, I did this when I was a child, how heavy the cannon battle is, the old smoker can feel it at once." ”

Ao Xiaojun shook his hand and said, "Uncle Xiaoyang, you are not professional, you peel off two layers of paper on the outside of the firecracker, leaving the last layer, how heavy can the remaining gunpowder be?"

"Besides, I have weighed the weight of this cigarette, this semester we used a precision electronic scale for chemistry, I borrowed one and came back to weigh the cigarette, a cigarette is 1.6 grams, as long as the weight is controlled......"

He shook off Ao Muyang's hand and ran wildly.

"This kid, talent. Lu Wuxian said in shock.

Lu Zhizi sighed: "In terms of the cleverness of the brain, Ao Xiaojun is the top in this group of children, but he doesn't like to study, and likes to think about some side ways." ”

Ao Mukang didn't catch anyone, and when he came out, he was so angry, his daughter-in-law said lightly: "Okay, don't be angry, it's not me and your son who are angry and distressed?"

"That kid can't wait to be angry with me, he's a fart. Ao Mukang said angrily.

He pinched the rest of the cigarette and made sure there was no artillery in it before he dared to put it in his mouth.

As a result, just after two puffs, a flame burst into flames, full of gunsmoke!

Ao Muyang said: ", your son sprinkled gunpowder into the smoke!"

"It's impossible to prevent it!" Jiang Caoqi sighed.

Ao Mukang had the intention of killing the child, but his daughter-in-law was happy: "Xiaojun did a good job this time, you have to quit smoking, right?"

Regardless of whether he wants to quit smoking or not, Ao Mukang doesn't dare to smoke anymore anyway, who knows what moths are in the remaining cigarettes?

The temple was in the town, and Ao Muyang decided to drive there.

The four of them got on the big Mercedes-Benz, and the general, the wolf and the wolf hurriedly squeezed in, and the huge car was packed to the brim.

Jiang Caoqi said dissatisfiedly: "This is too crowded, right?"

Then the general bit the leader's neck and dragged it out.

Jiang Caoqi hurriedly grabbed his dog and shouted: "Okay, okay, the two of us occupy a seat, and the two of us don't occupy space, okay?"

Ao Muyang said: "Lao Jiang, your way of raising pets is not right, this is doting, come, there happens to be a program about raising pets, you study hard." ”

He turned on the car radio and tuned into a special channel to listen.

“…… The Labrador has a characteristic, that is, late maturity, it is said that its juvenile is a demon and an adult is an angel, but many people can't wait for it to become an adult, why? Because its juvenile period is too long, what should I do in this case? Don't throw them away, just blanch them with boiling water, then shave off the meat and stir it briefly with sesame sauce, light soy sauce and rice vinegar, and finally sprinkle some chicken essence, the taste is very fragrant......

"What is it?" Ao Muyang couldn't react for a while, and Lu Zhizi, who was holding the general in the back seat, was also taken aback.

General: ('・ω・ ́)

The deer on the co-pilot smiled and said, "I'm sorry brother-in-law, I touched the knob of the radio with my elbow, it seems to have jumped off the platform." ”

The voices of the hosts of the two channels are a bit similar, and Ao Muyang was stunned before......

He switched back to the pet channel, and then said to Lu Wuxian: "Don't touch it, something will happen, understand?"

The general has always been very distrustful of them, and he once wanted to squeeze into the co-pilot and jump out of the window to escape, but when he saw this, Ao Muyang said to Lu Wuxian: "Why are you opening the window? ”

After closing the window, a foul smell began to permeate, and the general took two deep breaths, and for a moment fell silent.

Ao Muyang's face turned green, he looked at the source of the smell on the co-pilot and said, "You farted?"

"Hmm. Lu Wuzhi admitted it calmly.

Ao Muyang hurriedly opened the window and said, "Made, you still close the window when you fart, you really don't have a sense of public morality." ”

Lu Wuxian said aggrievedly: "I opened the window just now, and you asked me to close it." ”

"You fart, you didn't count, did you? I told you to close it, you turned it off? Why don't you explain. ”

Lu Wuxian argued: "I thought you liked to smell your fart, I didn't say that it wasn't because I considered that this habit is more unique, so I helped you keep it a secret?"

Ao Muyang has nothing to say, who can he blame for such a brother-in-law?

Fortunately, the village is not far from the town, and after the car drove quickly for more than ten minutes, I saw the buildings in the center of the town, and also saw the bustling crowd in the distance.

When I got here, there were a lot of people, and it was not good to park in front of him, Ao Muyang found an empty place on the side of the road to stop the car, and the big guy hurriedly rushed out, only the general was reluctant to give up inside......