Chapter 9 I'm a cucumber grower
A minute later, Song Mingjie breathed a sigh of relief and stuck the switchblade on the table.
"How's it going?"
"See, that's what you do. Zhang Ergou also said proudly.
Zhou Yang frowned: "But, what's the use of this?"
Everyone was stunned, yes, what's the use of that?
Song Mingjie's expression was a little embarrassed: "What is useful or useless, this is called a skill, only a skill that only a person who practices martial arts, someone who has been a soldier can't even do this, hurry up and go home and dig the ground and water the dung." ”
"I won't, because I never stab myself, I only stab my enemies and the people I like. ”
After speaking, Zhou Yang pulled out the knife and handed it to Lin Xiaotong.
Lin Xiaotong took a step back: "What are you doing, I won't stab you." ”
Zhou Yang smiled and learned that Song Mingjie put his hand on the table and separated his five fingers: "The person who stabs himself is either stupid or gay, come baby, stab me." ”
"What...... What the...... Do you want me to ......" Lin Xiaotong understood, it turned out that Zhou Yang wanted to let him stab him.
Everyone else has grown their mouths too.
If you can stab your own hand, being able to dodge can only be regarded as a skill, and being able to dodge someone else's stab is not a skill, it is self-harm.
What's more, the other party is still a girl who has never even held a knife.
"If you're scared, close your eyes. Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"Close your eyes, are you crazy?"
Lin Xiaotong threw away the switchblade, just to build the road, do you need to make the flesh and blood blurry.
"Little peasant, you asked for it, I'll come. ”
Song Mingjie grabbed the switchblade and appeared at a glance Zhou Yang, this is not the first time he has stabbed someone, as long as he does not die in his family affairs, there will be no problem, not to mention that this is Zhou Yang's own request.
"Click!"
I saw Zhou Yang's index finger move and the knife landed steadily on the table.
"Yes, quite accurately, go on. Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"You ......"
Song Mingjie was startled and glanced at Zhang Ergou, but Zhang Ergou violently held down Zhou Yang's arm to prevent Zhou Yang's hand from moving in the slightest.
"Zhou Yang, don't worry, my knife is absolutely accurate. Song Mingjie sneered again and again, his face was ruthless, and he aimed at Zhou Yang's index finger.
"Don't!"
Xia Yuhan and Lin Xiaotong closed their eyes with an exclamation at the same time.
"Cripple, little peasant. Song Mingjie played the fastest speed of his body and stabbed Zhou Yang's hand crazily.
"Click, Click, Click......"
The sound is constantly ringing, crisp and pleasant.
After a full thirty seconds, the sound finally stopped.
"I'm ...... Cao"
With an exclamation, Song Mingjie and Zhang Ergou fell backwards at the same time, and one stumbled to the ground.
In front of him, Zhou Yang's hand was unmistaken and the switchblade was firmly rooted on the table, and between Zhou Yang's five fingers, there were full of small holes.
Indeed, Song Mingjie's knife never left this range, but none of them stabbed Zhou Yang.
"Oh my mother, this must be the hand speed of a single life. Xia Yuhan came to Zhou Yang and grew his mouth.
Lin Xiaotong's face was pale, she was even ready to play 110 and 120, but everything in front of her was like a dream.
The ups and downs of life are simply exciting.
"I'm not very good at playing with knives. ”
Zhou Yang shook his head with a look of shame, got up and walked towards Song Mingjie.
Song Mingjie's lips were already chapped, he kept swallowing and swallowing, and his steps couldn't stop retreating.
"It's time to sign it. ”
Song Mingjie was forced into a corner, there was no way to retreat, his eyes were cold and bladed, revealing a trace of infiltrating killing.
"Sign, I'll sign ......"
Song Mingjie, who was dignified and 1.8 meters, was instantly defeated by Zhou Yang with a look.
Zhang Ergou also trembled and walked to Song Mingjie's side with the contract, he was already stupid, because he was the only one who could see clearly how Zhou Yang dodged the knife.
That speed is indistinguishable with the naked eye, is this really a literary soldier?
Song Mingjie trembled and pressed the handprint, and his pants were wet again.
"On behalf of Daoxiang Village, I would like to thank you for your contribution to the village, and I will erect my statue at the entrance of the village to commemorate your contributions!"
Zhou Yang was very satisfied with the contract and handed it to Lin Xiaotong.
"I see that I can erect my statue to commemorate your merits. Lin Xiaotong was silent for a long time before he took Zhou Yang's contract and walked out, and when he arrived at the door, a smile was drawn on the corner of his mouth, and he patted his chest.
In just ten minutes, it is even more thrilling than the blockbuster of the island country, and the ups and downs are like stormy waves.
And Xia Yuhan also left the house in a daze under the leadership of Manager Yu with a frightened face.
For a moment, only Zhou Yang and Song Mingjie remained.
"I'm telling the truth, I'm not good at any of these things, and you must not force me to use my best skills against you. ”
Zhou Yang glanced at Song Mingjie coldly, he didn't want to deal with a scumbag like Song Mingjie who was spoiled by his family, but it didn't mean that he really didn't have a temper at all.
Leaving the tearoom, Zhou Yang said hello to Lin Xiaotong and went to Li Yan's room, he was afraid that Nalu was always eyeing Li Yan, and the best way was to take Li Yan back to the village.
But after arriving at the room, I found that Li Yan was not there, only Xia Yuhan changed her clothes and was in a daze in the room.
"Zhou Yang, you stop for me. ”
Xia Yuhan immediately stopped Zhou Yang, who was about to leave.
"Don't you want to see me, why, moved by my infinite charm just now, you want to make a promise?" Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"Who is going to make a promise. Xia Yuhan was angry, he was still shocked by Zhou Yang's various skills, and he secretly admired it in his heart, but as soon as he heard Zhou Yang's words, he became angry.
This man didn't say anything serious.
"What the hell are you going to do?"
"It's simple, I want you to teach me. Xia Yuhan said proudly.
"Let me teach you that you are still so arrogant, but it's a pity that your little mouth can't blow Xiao. Zhou Yang shook his head and said.
"Whoever is going to give a, I want to learn the knife, and learn the hand speed of your single hundred years. ”
"This ......"
Zhou Yang walked to Xia Yuhan's side and hooked his hand again: "You mean you want to learn finger speed with me?"
"That's right. ”
"I see. Zhou Yang had an expression you understand: "I said you young people, how can you always rely on your hands, go find a boyfriend, if you can't buy cucumbers, or you go to me to buy any size, the price is fair." ”
"You...... You're disgusting, I learned fingering to play the piano, you filthy, filthy man. Xia Yuhan's chest was turbulent.
"It's not that I don't want to accept you, it's just that this kind of thing requires talent, and you can't. After Zhou Yang finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Who said that, I am amazingly talented, and I am a one-in-a-million martial arts wizard. ”
"Show me the proof?" Zhou Yang looked back and smiled.
Xia Yuhan thought about it, and said with a smile: "Tell you, I will touch the backhand on the Internet...... Touch that. ”
"Touching the ...... with his backhand" Zhou Yang looked at Xia Yuhan's small yurt and smiled: "I'll take a look." ”
"You're optimistic. Xia Yuhan was also out of the way, and when he was about to reach out to his back, he really caught it after a while.
"How?"
Zhou Yang nodded, with a look of appreciation: "Is it soft?"
"It's soft. Xia Yuhan shook his hand and said disapprelicly, and then reacted: "I'll tell you seriously, I have talent." ”
"Talent ......" Zhou Yang shook his head and walked to Xia Yuhan's side: "When I was six years old, I would have a skill. ”
"What skill?" Xia Yuhan wondered.
Zhou Yang glanced at Xia Yuhan, revealing his shoulder straps, revealing his trademark evil smile: "You close your eyes and count three times, no matter how many pieces you count, I can take out your bra when you open your eyes." ”
Xia Yuhan immediately hugged his chest and pondered for a long time, then suddenly smiled: "Haha...... Zhou Yang, are you kidding me, okay, as long as you can do it, I'll let you go, if not, you have to teach me fingering. ”
"Okay, let's get started. Zhou Yang said with a smile.
Xia Yuhan stared at Zhou Yang for a long time, and suddenly closed his eyes.
“3、2、1。 ”
But in a second, Xia Yuhan opened his eyes: "Haha, you absolutely ......"
"Sure enough, it's A, pitiful. Zhou Yang looked at the small bra in his hand and smiled.
Xia Yuhan's mouth was open enough to swallow an egg, and he hurriedly ripped open his collar and looked at it, sure enough, it was already vacuum.
What kind of hand speed is this, and it will be at the age of six...... Professional groping?
"Azalea pattern...... It was supposed to be the Italian LaPerla collector's edition last year, but I remember that there was no A. Zhou Yang frowned.
"You...... You still know the brand of the bra, and even the collector's edition knows, what the hell are you doing?" Xia Yuhan asked with a frightened look as he took his bra.
"I'm a cucumber grower. ”
Zhou Yang smiled, and then turned away.
"The ...... who grows cucumbers" Xia Yuhan looked at Zhou Yang's background stupidly, and made up his mind in his heart.
She wanted to see what kind of countryside would raise such farmers.