Public opinion does not stop, from the foreshadowing in the early stage, the quality of this Spring Festival Gala has obviously improved a lot of levels, there is no star accumulation tactics, nor is it the kind of embarrassing cancer-style literary and artistic stage, let alone the article plagiarized from the Internet, after Luo Pinxian returned to the helm of the Spring Festival Gala, he really achieved the two words "novelty".

Of course, the stability of the early stage does not determine everything, and the excitement of the Spring Festival Gala has always been determined by 'language programs', so sketches, cross talk, etc. are the highlight of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the main control room:

Luo Pinxian stared at the main control screen tightly, playing with the glass ball in his hand, looking at the information fed back on the Internet on the right, and finally breathed a sigh of relief...

Then he picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "Backstage, is Mr. Feng ready?"

Zizi...

"Ready, Li Ping'an is also in place. ”

Luo Pinxian nodded and said, "Okay, the host enters the scene to announce the curtain, and the second machine cuts the close-up to capture the host." ”

.......

On the stage of the No. 1 studio hall, in the celebratory music, Dai Jun stood on the stage and said with a smile:

"Thank you for the wonderful performance from the Air Force Art Women's Troupe, and I think I need to introduce this stage in a grand way. ”

Dai Jun said: "This is an old man of the Spring Festival Gala, he has accompanied us for thirteen years, gave us thirteen years of laughter, I still remember the words I introduced him, his eyes are not big and flashing with humor, his legs are long and tall, and his huge head is full of swollen wisdom." ”

After a pause, he continued: "Now I want to add one more, the witty smile contains the spirit of dedication, let's enjoy the cross talk 'old songs and new songs' together!"

In the main control room, Luo Pinxian said secretly, here.

Immediately after giving the order...

"The No. 3 and No. 4 cameras are aimed at the audience to capture their expressions, and the No. 2 and No. 5 cameras are aimed at the stage, and the close-up and long-range shots are switched back and forth. ”

Looking at the oblique figure that came out of the stage, Luo Pinxian's heart was full of expectations, and he said secretly: "It's up to you, the first language program of the Spring Festival Gala!"

Feng Fan is the old man of the Spring Festival Gala, Luo Pinxian has a lot of confidence in him, and this one will definitely be able to hold the scene.

"Hahahahaha....."

On stage..

The iconic laughter resonated with everyone, and everyone couldn't help but cheer when that festive and familiar face appeared.

Wow!!!!

Bang Bang Bang !!

In the applause, Feng Fan took the lead in walking out, but he was not Li Ping'an, but his old partner, Niu Jun.

Niu Jun held the microphone in his hand, walked to the stage, and said as he walked: "Dear audience and friends, as soon as you listen to this familiar melody, you will know that this year's Spring Festival Gala is about to say goodbye to everyone." ”

Feng Fan hurriedly said on the side: "No, no, no, Brother Niu, what are you talking about." ”

Niu Jun blinked and continued, "I said goodbye to everyone in more than four hours. ”

Feng Fan smiled and said, "Ouch, scare me." ”

After speaking, Feng Fan sneaked over and said, "Hey, Brother Niu, according to internal information, how many cross talks do we have?"

"Ah, cross talk. Niu Jun smiled seriously and waved his hand: "I don't know about cross talk, anyway, my main task this year is to come up with a new one, dear audience friends, I will bring a pas de deux with actress Wang Ruodan in a while, I hope you can like it." ”

The audience looked at Feng Fan who was stunned on the stage, and couldn't help laughing...

I saw Feng Fan grinning and turning on the mocking mode and said: "Ouch, audience friends, you see what a good figure Brother Niu is, although the lower body is shorter, but the chassis is stable." ”

After speaking, Feng Fan said with a bitter face: "He is dancing, what can I do." ”

Then, Feng Fan said with a crying face: "Friends, today is the day of reunion, you can stretch out your warm hands and applaud me, a lonely old man." ”

The scene erupted in loud laughter, and they liked Feng Fan's cute appearance.

Internet message boards...

"Nima, the lower body is short, but the chassis is stable, which is enough for me to laugh for a year. ”

"Poofha, it's so funny, Feng Fan is really a master of comedy!"

"As for Feng Fan's play, I can't learn it even if my face is cramping!"

"Hey, this sketch is good, it's interesting!"

It's not a plagiarized joke on the Internet, the audience finally heard a trace of novel and funny jokes in the silent Spring Festival Gala, which seduced their interest.

At this moment, a bright voice came...

"Happy New Year, audience friends!!"

Wow!!!!!!

When I saw the people clearly, there were huge cheers from the scene, most of them were young people, but there were also many elderly people who gave encouraging applause.

Li Ping'an walked on the stage in a suit, I have to say that he is a clothes rack, especially suitable for formal wear such as suits, highlighting his spirit and spirit, and his body is straight.

Feng Fan can be regarded as a slender figure, but he always feels a little less temperament next to Li Ping'an...

"Go away! As Feng Fan spoke, he walked to the side and squatted on the ground, and said aggrievedly, "It's okay to bring me an old one..."

Li Ping'an didn't care, stepped forward, held Feng Fan's hand and said with a smile: "Uncle Feng, don't worry, Uncle Niu (you) will find someone to dance, let's have a show." ”

"Your uncle!" Feng Fan scolded with wide eyes.

"Hey!"

Li Ping'an clapped his hands and said, "I said Uncle Niu!"

With the appearance of Li Ping'an, the curtain opened and the subtitles appeared.

"Old Songs and New Lyrics"

Screenwriters: Feng Fan, Li Ping'an.

Actors: Feng Fan, Li Ping'an.

At this time, cross talk really began.

The audience in front of the TV was also hung up on their appetites.

.....

"Uncle Feng, I will accompany you for the New Year this year. ”

Li Ping'an said happily.

Feng Fan said excitedly, "Really?"

Syllable!!!

Feng Fan slapped the back of Li Ping'an's hand, shook it vigorously, and said, "Thank you." ”

Li Ping'an's expression was a little unexpected, twisting his neck, and blinking constantly.

"What's wrong with you?"

Li Ping'an withdrew his hand, held the back of his hand, held back his strength, and said, "No.. It hurts a little. ”

"Don't call uncle, you can come to be a buddy, if someone says that we don't look alike, I'll be in a hurry on the spot!" Feng Fan licked his face and glared at him and frightened.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, I have seen shameless, but I have never seen you so shameless.

Li Ping'an said with a smile: "Yes, we not only look similar, but also pursue the same." ”

"That's right!" Feng Fan nodded and said, "Whatever he does, I will do it." ”

Li Ping'an: "I'm going to make a movie." ”

Feng Fan: "I'll be a producer." ”

Li Ping'an: "I want to play a hero." ”

Feng Fan: "I'll play a role model." ”

Li Ping'an: "I want to play a ruffian." ”

Feng Fan: "I'll play a bastard." ”

Li Ping'an: "I'm going to do a small business." ”

Feng Fan: "I'll put the ground in the chain." ”

Li Ping'an: "I want to take someone a green onion." ”

Feng Fan blinked, always feeling that something was wrong there: "I'll just eat two heads of garlic." ”

Li Ping'an: "I'm going to steal four potatoes." ”

Feng Fan's expression couldn't help but become even more strange: "I'll just obey six eggs." ”

Li Ping'an: "I'm going to go to the detention center." ”

"I'll just enter the ....." Feng Fan reacted at this time, and quickly changed his mouth and said loudly: "I'll send you a boxed lunch every day!"

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One more send!!

A tribute to the classics of yesteryear!

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