The medicine was boiling here, but there was a noise in the crowd waiting for reincarnation in the Qiaotou queue. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAfter a while, even Uncle Bull Tou Ma Mian, who went to manage the order, joined the quarrel. Granny Meng had to take care of the medicine and motioned for me to take a look: "Xiaoshi, be careful." ”

When I got there, I found that Uncle Ma Mian was arguing with a young man dressed in a moon-white dress, the man was wearing a jade unicorn to wipe his forehead, and a valuable Hetian jade pendant and tassel sachet were hanging on his waist. He was about 18 or 9 years old, which can be regarded as a young death. Uncle Niutou had stepped forward to persuade him before, but now he was so angry that he couldn't speak, his eyes were full of red bloodshots, and his big nostrils were snorting and panting.

"Don't talk to me, I'm annoyed when I see your horse face. The man pointed at Uncle Ma Mian with a disgusted look on his orchid fingers, his fingers were slender and white, and they were not inferior to women.

Uncle Ma Mian was also angry at this time, and the mane on his neck had already exploded. A mouthful of big teeth crunched: "I'll say it one last time, stand in line." In this way, I will help you say good things to Meng Po, so that you can vote for a good family in the next life. Although the person in front of you is just a beggar, you have to pay attention to the first come, first served in the underworld, and if you die late, you have to stand behind. ”

"I said, no! Heh, you stinky horse, you dare to threaten me. I'm the son of the Marquis of Zhenyuan, and my status is very noble, how can I stand with such a despicable person, let alone stand behind him! Will you pay if my clothes get dirty?

Uncle Ma Mian's big teeth were almost crushed by himself: "Okay." If it's dirty, I'll pay for it. So you're now—"

Before he finished speaking, the man sprayed his face: "I'm just you, do you have to pay for you." Master, my clothes are more than a thousand taels of silver, do you see the embroidery on the clothes, this is the best embroidery in the imperial city It took a whole year to embroider it. Even if I am in the underworld now, you are just a desertion, I am afraid that I will not be able to afford a piece of such clothes without eating or drinking for the rest of my life. "I haven't looked at Uncle Ma Mian with my eyes from beginning to end, and my white eyes of contempt are about to fly to the sky.

Who knew that Uncle Ma Mian's teeth had not been crushed by himself, and Uncle Niu Tou had already flown away. With his big bloodshot eyes open, he picked up the man: "I promise you to say another word, and I will send you to the eighteenth layer region to fry you in an oil pan." But it was clear that the man was indeed a man who had been frightened since childhood, and that he was simply a man who did not know death. At this time, he dared to point his index finger at Uncle Niutou's eyebrows, and spit out four words with a saliva spray effect: "Shut up! "Granny Meng told me a long time ago that Uncle Niutou is usually good-tempered and usually doesn't get angry, but if he does, even the king of Hades has to hide and go. Seeing that something was going to happen, I hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Uncle Niutou: "Uncle Niutou, you must be calm." If you do have an accident, you will have to fly after saving up for 5 years of vacation. "Uncle Niu Tou loves to play around and enjoy the scenery, and often saves up five years of vacation to rest together, and only comes back after a month or two. Seeing that Uncle Niutou's hand was loose, I hurriedly comforted him a few more words before pulling the man out of Uncle Niutou's hand: "This son, don't make trouble, you will delay reincarnation." ”

"Where are you the ugly girl again?"

Well, although I'm not that beautiful, I can't be considered ugly, right? Fortunately, I'm used to Uncle Ma Mian's blow to me: "You don't care who I am, you just line up honestly, Meng Po soup has been boiled, at least don't delay others to reincarnate." ”

"Ao, if you let me reincarnate, I will be reincarnated? When will cats and dogs in this underworld be able to command people at will?"

"If you don't reincarnate, do you want to stay in the underworld?"

"You take care of me, master, I can leave if I am happy, and I will stay if I am happy. “

I've always felt like I'm a man with a better temper than Uncle Bullhead, because I really don't think there's anything to be angry about, but now, I really don't have a heart!

"Even if you want to stay, the underworld won't accept you. ”

"Why?!"

"Because you're so, too, ugly. "Granny Meng said that people who have no ability inside and only pursue the outside have the most nonsense, and those who lack something will keep emphasizing something. is like the money shopkeeper of the Difu Money Bank, there is no shortage of money at all, but his mouth is full of money all day long, which shows that he lacks a sense of security in material aspects and is poor and afraid when he is in the world. This man was clearly concerned about his appearance and status, and I said that such a thing should hit him hard.

Sure enough, the man was obviously about to blow up when he heard this: "What are you talking about? I'm ugly? Master, I'm obviously a jade tree in the wind, and I'm heroic—"

"I don't know what you're like in the human world, but our underworld didn't have a weak boy like you hundreds of years ago. It's beast men who are popular now, just like this-" Uncle Bull showed off his strong neck and arms, and Uncle Ma Mian even pulled the placket of his clothes as if he was careless, revealing his neat six-pack abs, causing the female residents of the underworld and the female souls in line to blush and scream and drool as if they were dying. The man watched the women's frantic reactions, and he couldn't wait to interject himself: "Crazy, a bunch of crazy, what the hell." Neuropathy will stay here, I must be reincarnated, it's terrible here. After getting a satisfactory result, I looked at Uncle Niu Tou Ma Mian for a while, and returned to Granny Meng, who was responsible for continuing to sort out the order: "Okay, okay, don't look at it, line up, and go to get Meng Po soup one by one." ”

I thought that everything was solved smoothly, but when the man arrived at Granny Meng's place, he began to be in a mood again. Looking at the dark brown decoction, he didn't want to drink it: "This pottery bowl is too dirty, I don't want it, change it to a jade one, otherwise I won't drink it." After several mediations, he changed a white porcelain bowl, and was finding fault again: "What kind of Meng Po soup is this, why is it so mixed, how to drink it, it's dirty." ”

"You nonsense, Meng Po soup is boiled with Lethe water, and if the Lethe water is mixed, it will naturally be mixed. If you don't drink it, if you don't drink it, I'll pour it on you myself. "Uncle Ma Mian has been impatient for a long time.

"What?Lethe River! It can't be the river down there, right?" he said, with his big frightened eyes, pointing to Lethe River, which was bubbling with bones and souls under the bridge.

At this moment, Uncle Niu Tou pointed to me under the bridge: "Xiaoshi, Ah Shuang called you." ”

I poked my head out of the bridge: "Ah Shuang, what's wrong?"

"I can't find my little thumb, didn't you just fetch water from me, you can see if you took it. “

I looked inside the bucket, and it was empty: "Not here." Granny Meng, Ah Shuang's little finger was lost, I don't know if I brought it when I fetched water. You see if it's in the pot. Granny Meng took a long spoon and fished at the bottom of the pot for a while, and sure enough, she fished out a little finger: "Ah Shuang, I found it, and I will let Xiaoshi send it to you in a while." “

"Okay, thank you Meng Po. “

By the time Ah Shuang's matter was resolved, the man was so shocked that he almost vomited his heart. Fingers kept shaking and pointing to the soup: "This is, this is, one, a pot, out of the inside?"

For this kind of thing, everyone has long been surprised, and nodded in unison. Granny Meng handed the soup to him again: "Hurry up and drink it, don't you see that the people behind you are waiting!"

"If you don't drink, you won't drink if you die!" you bad guys ......" said, his eyes were red, and even Uncle Ma Mian, who was just about to do it himself, hesitated: "It's really like a girl to cry, yes, how can I do it?"

For this great wonder of 10,000 years of adventure, we really can't solve it, so we can only take him to find Hades. Who knew that the king of Hades persuaded for a long time, and scared for a while, but he still couldn't let the man pass the level in his heart: "Woo-woo-it's too dirty, I can't drink it, woo-woo-"

As a result, the prefecture added a new resident, the clean boy - Zhou Jibai.