The next day, Fei Lao was discharged from the hospital, Su Yi and Xiao Yi took Dabao and Xiaobao to the compound where they lived with the Fei brothers and visited more than a dozen leaders.

These leaders are all regular customers who bought more than 100 catties of bacon from Su Yi, including General Chen, Director Qian, Deputy Bureau Zhen and Minister Tang.

After everyone met and exchanged pleasantries, the leaders, who were about forty years old on average, showed a sharp decline in their interest in Su Yi, and everyone focused their attention on Dabao and Xiaobao.

Admiral Chen is in his fifties, which is the age when he is making fun of his grandson. He saw the delicate and aura of the white fat Dabao and Xiaobao, and the face of the bag that he had been holding all the year round was melted by the two cute babies.

He was old and strong, and stood out among the leaders who rushed to hold Dabao and Xiaobao, and took the lead in snatching Dabao into his arms.

Originally, he wanted to hug Xiaobao, but Minister Tang kicked him in the ass and kicked him out.

Admiral Chen accepted it when he saw it, fled back to the hall with Dabao in his arms, half-covered the door, and talked to him.

Dabao is a self-acquaintance, Su Yi and Xiao Yi taught him before he came, to be polite to the elders. He wrapped his arms around General Chen's neck and greeted him with a smile: "Hello grandpa, my name is Xiao Minghong, everyone calls me Dabao, grandpa can also call me like that." ”

The little guy snuggled into General Chen's arms with a look of adoration, "Grandpa, you are so powerful! Those uncles and grandfathers are not your opponents." Have you ever practiced martial arts? Can you teach me? I want to learn. ”

"My dad also practiced kung fu, but he said he was too young to learn it. But I really want to learn. I want to become a master and protect my grandfather, my brother and my mother. ”

Admiral Chen couldn't hold back and pinched his little fleshy face, "Dabao, tell Grandpa Chen, how old are you this year?"

As he spoke, Admiral Chen's big hand touched Dabao's body, and the more he pinched, the more happy he became: This little doll's bones are not ordinarily good. Born to practice martial arts!

Such a kid, if he is trained well, will definitely have a future when he joins the army in the future!

Dabao tilted his head and counted on his fingers. How old is his age and virtual age?

Admiral Chen thought that Dabao was five or six years old, and without waiting for him to answer, he said: "Good boy! Your father doesn't teach you, but your grandfather teaches you! Would you like to go home with your grandfather to practice martial arts?"

Dabao was pleasantly surprised: "Is it really possible?!" But grandpa, I'm only four years old, and I'm still a few months away from turning four years old, so can I also practice martial arts? Dad said that if I practice martial arts too early, I will hurt my muscles and bones......

"What?!You're not yet four years old!" Admiral Chen felt deceived: God, this doll is waist tall. Is this realistic?

"That Xiao Su, come here, tell me honestly, is your son really not yet four years old?" General Chen beckoned and asked Su Yi to speak.

"Yes. In six months, they will turn four. ”

Minister Tang and Director Qian, who didn't grab Xiaobao, also came over when they heard this: "It's impossible." The little doll grows so tall that it is five years old, to say the least. The grandson of the old Wei family is six years old, and he is as tall as Dabao and Xiaobao. ”

Admiral Chen said with a poisonous tongue: "That's because the old Wei family has a litter of dwarves, and what they gave birth to is naturally dwarfs." How can you compare with big and small treasures? I don't look at how tall other people's parents are!"

Director Qian begged Admiral Chen: "Old Chen, you give me a hug for the child." You've been holding for so long, you must be tired, and I'll share the burden for you. ”

As he spoke, he snatched Dabao from Admiral Chen and hugged him in his arms, and his tone was extremely gentle, as if a spring breeze was blowing on his cheeks: "Dabao, you tell Grandpa Qian, what do you usually eat? Why are you so willing to grow?"

His granddaughter is five and a half years old, and she usually eats and drinks well, and she is about as tall as Dabao, not as fat as him, and her body bones are not as strong as his.

Dabao said humbly: "It's just eating meat, rice and grandma." And fruits, vegetables and biscuits!"

Director Qian wondered: This is similar to what his granddaughter eats. Could it be that his old Qian family's genes are not good and he is tired of bringing children? But the average height of his son and daughter-in-law is more than 1.6 meters, which is not short, right?

Seeing that Director Qian began to think about life, Minister Tang quickly hugged Dabao to his lap and sat down, "Dabao, I'm your Grandpa Tang." You shout grandpa, Grandpa Tang invites you to eat toffee. ”

"Grandpa Tang!" Dabao didn't even hesitate for a second, and called Minister Tang sweetly.

Waiting for Minister Tang to take out the toffee and give it to him, Dabao resisted the temptation, and a pair of big eyes launched a soft and cute light wave at Su Yi: "Mom, can I ask for it?"

Su Yi nodded: "Yes." But you can only eat one, and put the rest in your pocket. Grandpa Tang gave you candy, what should you say to him?"

"Thank you, Grandpa Tang. Dabao pursed his lips and stamped a stamp on Minister Tang's vicissitudes of life: "Dabao loves you." ”

Seeing this, Director Qian and Admiral Chen were so jealous that Huo Huo grinded his teeth, this old Tang was too insidious. Isn't that a foul with him!

The two of them took out their bags in unison, but they didn't touch the candy, so they simply took out a handful of money tickets and stuffed them into Dabao's hand.

Then, tilt his head and lean his side face in front of Dabao, his face full of the desire to "kiss me quickly".

Dabao was a little confused, Su Yi laughed when he saw it, and reminded him: "Return the things to the two grandfathers, kiss them, thank you grandpa." ”

"Bh. Dabao immediately scolded Director Qian and General Chen.

He was taught by adults that he should not ask for other people's money, but Dabao likes to spend all kinds of tickets, so he left all kinds of bills and returned the money to Director Qian and General Chen.

Su Yi looked at him unhappily, he pretended not to see, relying on the support of three generous and kind grandfathers, with his back to Su Yi, sitting in Minister Tang's arms, chatting with them seriously.

"Grandpa Chen, can I learn martial arts from you? I practice martial arts now, will I hurt my body, and I won't grow taller in the future?"

He had to ask Grandpa Chen, who looked better than his father, to see if his father had lied to him before. Stinky Dad often fooled them, and he had lied to them many times before, and he remembered it.

"Your dad is right. You're still too young. In another year or two, it is appropriate to learn and practice martial arts. ”

"Oh. "It turns out that about this matter, the stinky father did not lie to him and his younger brother.

……

Xiaobao was robbed by a group of uncles and grandfathers in the yard, and was pulled over by this for a while, pulled by that for a while, thrown up and down for a while, and touched his face and hands for a while, he was not afraid at all, and his eyes were full of starlight in the summer night sky with a smile.

Xiaobao, whose eyes narrowed into a crescent-shaped slit, kept clapping his hands with his two little hands, shouting: "Come again, come again!"

He thought people were playing games with him.

"This kid is so bold! He looks like a female doll, but he is a gentleman in his bones. Not bad!"

"Xiao Xiao, your kid is really good. I'm not afraid to be so troubled by us. If it were my unsuccessful grandson, I was afraid that I would have cried in fright. ”

"Lao Zheng, you take it easy, don't throw too high. Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to catch it? What should you do if you hurt Xiaobao? Xiaoxiao, this is Xiaobao, right? Your two babies look exactly the same, and I can't tell who is who. ”

"Yes. Xie Lao, Xiaobao has two Xuan'er on his head, and Dabao has only one. He has a small black mole in the left corner of his eye, and Dabao's mole in the right corner of his eye. Also, Xiaobao's eyes should be narrower and longer with me, and Dabao's eyes should be rounder and bigger. ”

"Who's that, don't talk about it, wait for me to take a closer look at Xiaobao to see if it's the same as what Xiao Xiao said? Oh, it's really true! Xiao Xiao, your father is very observant. It seems that you usually play with your children. ”

"Yes, bearded grandpa, my dad likes me and my brother. As long as he is free, he will come home to spend time with us and my mother. My dad has a lot of strength, he often hugs me with one hand and my brother with the other, and plays Feifei with us. He would also let my brother and I ride on his shoulders, neck, and back. My dad is amazing, he plays hide and seek with us, kicks shuttlecock, and does push-ups on our backs......"

Xiaobao likes his father very much, he is a dazzling dad maniac, and when he praises his father, he will be endless.

Xiao Yi heard his son praise him so sincerely and hard, and he was happier than being promoted!

Deputy Bureau Zhen and other leaders have been listening to Xiaobao's father for a quarter of an hour, and they are not only surprised by Xiaobao's vocabulary, expression ability and thinking logic, but also envious of Xiao Yi. It is inevitable to regret in my heart: such a smart and clever child, why is he not his own!

Xiao Yi waited for his son to praise himself, and was not afraid of death to squeeze away the two leaders who had occupied his son, and let Xiaobao sit on the crook of his arm, "Baby, are you thirsty?

Xiaobao grabbed Xiao Yi's clothes with both hands, "Dad, can I drink grandma?" Xiaobao hasn't drunk grandma for several days, and my tongue and stomach say that they miss milk very much. ”

When Xiao Yi and the leaders heard this, they burst into laughter: "Hahaha!"

Major General Zheng asked Xiaobao, "How do your tongue and belly tell you? Can they speak?"

Xiaobao blushed and snorted: "Although my tongue and little belly can't speak, I just know that they are hungry." ”

Xiao Yi stretched out two fingers and clamped his son's little cocked nose: "Little glutton, you want to eat." But our milk powder was given to Uncle Zeng, so that he could take it to feed the baby. Drink honey water today, and tomorrow Dad will go to the department store to buy milk powder for you to drink with grandma, okay?"

"Okay. Xiaobao stretched out his little finger and pulled the hook with Xiao Yi: "Dad, we have already pulled the hook, you must do what you say, you can't lie and deceive the baby." Otherwise, your nose will become longer, your face will get pits, and you will become very ugly and ugly. So that we and Mom don't love you anymore. ”

When Deputy Bureau Zhen and other leaders heard this, they were very happy.

"Xiao Xiao, do you often lie to children? Then again, Poco is so witty!"

"Xiaobao, if you lie, your nose will become longer, and your face will have pits, who taught you these words? Mom, is your father particularly afraid of Mom at home? Is your mother in charge?"

"Yes. Dad and Grandpa both said that our mother is the biggest! Grandpa said that Dad doesn't have Mom to earn money, and he doesn't have Mom's filial piety and caringness, if he wasn't biological, Grandpa wouldn't want him a long time ago. My grandfather also told me that my brother and I should be on par with my mother, and we couldn't learn from my father. ”

"Hahaha! Xiao Xiao, I didn't see it, you are still a strict wife. Don't blush, boy. If you are afraid of your daughter-in-law and are not ashamed, it means that you love your daughter-in-law and are a good comrade......!

"Come on, Lao Zheng. Who doesn't know that you are a well-known fear of your wife in our area, and you are unproductive. Ren Xiao Xiao is different from you. People love their daughters-in-law and are willing to give in and bow their heads for their daughters-in-law. It's fundamentally different from you, okay?"

"Yes, yes, my dad is cute and loves my mom. Sometimes my brother and I made my mother angry, and my father would spank us, punish us for thinking about it, and make us apologize to my mother. Although at this time, Dad is a bit fierce and scary. But he's still a good dad to me. Mom said that Dad beat us for our own good, and we can't be angry with Dad and not kiss Daddy. So, my brother and I are very close to our father. ”

"Xiaobao, uncle likes you. We have meat and milk powder that you like to eat, as well as sweets, snacks, cakes, and chocolates, which are very delicious. Would you like to go home with your uncle and be your son?"

"Xiao Liu, you foolish traitor! You dare to pry into my corner! Xiao Bao won't go back with you. Xiaobao, you go home with Grandpa Zhen and be a grandson for Grandpa, who has a TV set at home and can watch TV. There was also a fridge with soft drinks and popsicles in the fridge which was delicious. ”

"Lao Zhen, do you want to be embarrassed?! Seduce my grandson like this in front of me, with my consent! My good grandson is still so young, you tempt him with popsicles and soda, what if you tell him to eat a bad stomach?"

……

Xiao Yi saw that after a while, a group of leaders quarreled very unvividly, and the reason for their quarrel was very simple - everyone treated Xiaobao as their own child and wanted to take Xiaobao home.

But they all forgot that Xiaobao had serious parents, and his father was in front of them.

Because Xiao Yi said little, he was unanimously ignored by the leaders.

Xiaobao saw that the uncles and grandfathers who were still amiable just now turned their heads and blushed and quarreled, very confused, "Dad, why are they quarreling? Mom said that quarreling is a very bad thing." I don't like them arguing. Can you get them to stop arguing?"

"I'm sorry, baby, I'm afraid Daddy can't. But you can. Xiao Yi whispered to his son and bit his ears and taught him how to persuade him to fight.

The clever little treasure got his father's guidance, closed his eyes and brewed emotions for a few seconds, opened his mouth, wowed, and howled.

As soon as he cried, the leaders who forgot to quarrel all stopped talking, and they all approached Xiao Yi and asked him why Xiaobao was crying. They also scrambled to open their hands and let Xiaobao throw into their arms. Everyone wanted to coax him.

Xiao Baoguang cried for two minutes without rain and resolved a dispute.

He saw that Deputy Bureau Zhen and they were not arguing, so he said: "Mom said that it is not good to quarrel, grandpa, uncle, you should not quarrel, okay? Xiaobao doesn't like it." Moreover, I am the child of my parents and I have a home. ”

"I like you too, but I'm not going to go home with you. Who called me a child of the Lord?"

As soon as Xiaobao said this, not only Xiao Yi and the leaders almost burst their bellies with laughter, but in the hall, Su Yi and the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

'Hahaha!' My little treasure is so spicy and cute!' Who taught him to say that?'

No one taught. Our little treasure is so witty and can say! @主播, although your son says that he has a master of his own, I still want to kidnap him back to my own house. ’

'Baby of the Lord?!! this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. @主播, was it when you and Minister Xiao were whispering, we Xiaobao overheard it and let him learn?'

Su Yi: "@楼上, it's not! Children are full of whimsical ideas, and Xiaobao is self-taught. It's the first time I've heard him say that. ’