Chapter 299: Got married in a daze
In the middle, it was replaced by Chen Xiaoxiao's back to Qian Jiashun. Qian Jiashun looked like that, but it was not so easy to carry it.
Chen Xiaoxiao worked hard for a long time, but he didn't completely carry Qian Jiashun, and the audience couldn't help but start to coax.
The host on the stage also began to explain in a timely manner: "In our Liujiazhuang, if the woman can't carry the man, and the man walks the whole circle on his back, the man will have the final say in the family." Girl, you have to do your best!"
"Xiaoxiao, you can't do it, come on, I'll carry you, I'll be in charge of the house in the future!" Qian Jiashun smiled and wanted to get down from behind Chen Xiaoxiao.
"Of course, don't move, don't bother you!" Chen Xiaoxiao patronized Qian Jiashun's playful tone, and didn't notice his later sentence at all.
Re-posing the pose, Chen Xiaoxiao held back her strength, and finally carried Qian Jiashun on her back: "Qian Jiashun, are you a pig? How can you be so heavy?!"
Next, one link after another, Qian Jiashun and Chen Xiaoxiao were tossed around by the host on stage, causing the audience to laugh louder for a while, and finally worshiped the hall and entered the cave room and were released back.
Chen Xiaoxiao's excitement hadn't passed yet, and when she came out, she saw Zhao Xiaozi is analogy: "Xiaozi, you don't know, it turns out that the daughter of Liujiazhuang is a big fat man of 300 catties, ouch, that meat!"
Qian Jiashun was frightened when he saw it, fortunately, I went to replace the 'daughter' regardless of my previous suspicions, otherwise he would have to worship with that big fat man!"
"Yes, yes, thank you! If you have any requests, I will promise you whether it is okay or not!" Qian Jiashun spoke beside him, his attitude quite doting.
"Really?"
"It has to be true! Abin, quick, record it, see what Xiaoxiao asks, I promise to agree!"
Chen Xiaoxiao saw that Abin really took out his mobile phone and prepared to record the video, and quickly pretended to ponder: "Requirements, requirements, what requirements......"
"I won't grab chicken wings with you in the future, I will give you the ones that I open when I eat pistachios, I will eat the ones that I don't open, and I ......will clean the house," Qian Jiashun reminded in a low voice.
"Yes, yes, yes. Qian Jiashun, you have remembered, in the future, when you eat the whole family bucket, you are not allowed to grab chicken wings with me to eat! You can only eat pistachios without opening your mouth, and all the hygiene at home will be handed over to you!"
Zhao Xiaozi covered her face: It's over, it's not helped......
After playing for a day, when she got home in the evening, she saw one after another circle of friends carefully compiled by "Qian Jiashun".
"Xiaoxiao actually kissed me in front of so many people!" The picture is a photo at the entrance of the scenic spot.
"I can finally worship in the hall and enter the cave room!" The accompanying picture is the two parts that the two performed on stage.
"Before I got married, I began to oppress me, so pitiful~~~" The small video is naturally the conversation on the road after a few people left the big stage.
Of course, all the content is processed and the orientation is very clear.
Zhao Xiaozi was thinking about whether to remind Chen Xiaoxiao, who was still in the dark, when she saw her holding a USB flash drive and saying that she would go over to the next door to copy the film and come back. After thinking about it, I swallowed back the words that had already come to my mouth.
Forget it, I reminded her this time, next time she will still be planted in the hands of Qian Jiashun, the two of them are clearly happy enemies. She can't escape from the palm of his hand! Don't be this wicked person herself!
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"It's over, Xiaoxiao, my mother is urging me to get married again! This time she actually threatened me that as long as I don't get married, she will live with me! What can I do?!" Qian Jiashun hurriedly circled around the living room, and his face completely lost the excitement of going out to play during the day.
"How come, you don't have a girlfriend, how can you get married?" Chen Xiaoxiao copied the snacks on the coffee table and said curiously.
"Hey, it's all my fault, she kept urging me to go on a blind date before, and I couldn't stand it anymore so I spent money to find someone to pretend to be my girlfriend. Qian Jiashun sat next to Chen Xiaoxiao, very remorseful.
"No, don't you know how to use procrastination?"
"It's been a long time, and I can't drag it out anymore......"
"Hahaha, you deserve it! Let yourself be smart, now you will be cheated by yourself!"
"Xiaoxiao, don't laugh at me. Do you think my mom has moved in, and you still have a good life?
She must report your situation to your mother every day, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night to watch movies, eat junk food every day, and don't talk about boyfriends......
Well, when the time comes, your mother will be excited, and she will have to come and live with you. It's over, your good days are completely over! There are countless nagging every day, there are several blind dates a week, and you can't watch movies while eating snacks anymore......"
Qian Jiashun saw that Chen Xiaoxiao's face changed little by little, and smiled with satisfaction: "So, look, shouldn't we be in the same boat?"
Chen Xiaoxiao glanced at Qian Jiashun suspiciously, and then looked at Qian Jiashun, who was only watching, was a little drumming in her heart, and then she said with a determined face: "Say, what do you want to do." ”
"Xiaoxiao, you see, our relationship is so good, and the relationship between the two families is also good. If I tell my mom that my girlfriend broke up, I'm going to marry you......"
"No!" Chen Xiaoxiao decisively refused.
"No, don't get me wrong, I'm very serious about relationships, and I won't get married to a certain extent! I mean, can you pretend to be my girlfriend?"
"Isn't this trick already useless?" Chen Xiaoxiao leaned back on the sofa with a look of vigilance.
"If it's you, it should be fine. Xiaoxiao, you can save me, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, Xiaoxiao!" Qian Jiashun almost knelt on the sofa and begged Chen Xiaoxiao, his words and deeds were very exaggerated.
"I didn't expect you to beg me, aren't you very powerful......"
Qian Jiashun saw that Chen Xiaoxiao's tone was slightly loosened, he was overjoyed, and made persistent efforts, serving her diligently, and only coaxed her to know the southeast and northwest, and then put forward his own request.
"When I go to the unit tomorrow, there must be my mother's eyeliner asking you if you are with me or something, and you don't have to say anything, just smile embarrassedly.
Even if my mother finds out at that time, you didn't lie to anyone, it's all someone else's guess. ”
"Embarrassed smile?" Chen Xiaoxiao frowned: "This is a bit difficult for me, what is it like to laugh embarrassed?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I mean you just push everything on me, you don't have to say anything......"
"It's that simple?"
"Well, it's that simple, please, please!"
"Okay, for your sake, I'll help you once, and you can remember to thank me when the time comes!"
"I will repay it well, and I can ...... it with my own promises"
"Who wants you to make a promise!"
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Chen Xiaoxiao sent away the third group of colleagues who came to explore the wind, and felt that something was wrong. When did Qian Jiashun's mother have such a big face? Almost all the colleagues in the bureau came to ask.
took a moment to run to ask Qian Jiashun, but was sent back in three or two sentences, and finally Chen Xiaoxiao simply became a wooden person, and she just laughed at whatever others said.
When he got home in the evening, Qian Jiashun bought a lot of snacks for Chen Xiaoxiao, and accompanied her to watch her favorite films, and coaxed her to obey before hanging up the phone to Qian's mother, saying that she would take Chen Xiaoxiao home tomorrow.
The next day, Chen Xiaoxiao really agreed to go home with Qian Jiashun to meet her parents. Dressed in formal clothes that she rarely wears, she is quite unaccustomed to it.
"Qian Jiashun, why don't we go back, I don't think it's good to lie to my aunt like this, you better tell her the truth!"
"It's all here, you want me to tell the truth, are you trying to kill me?!
You should come to my house for a meal as usual, don't have a burden on your thoughts, I will accompany you at any time after eating, okay?
Didn't you keep yelling to catch the ducks in Nanhu Park and cook them? Can I catch the ducks for you?"
"Poof, you really dare! Come on, come on, let's go, I'll be a good person to the end! You can't be ungrateful......
Chen Xiaoxiao naturally didn't know that she had fallen into the sweet trap carefully arranged for her by Qian Jiashun, and she was stupid enough to save him from danger in front of a good person!
Mother Qian's attitude towards Chen Xiaoxiao was unprecedentedly good, and the tone in her words was eager for the two to get married tomorrow. I also sighed vigorously that Father Qian didn't have this blessing, and he couldn't see this day.
Qian Jiashun couldn't help but be a little silent on the way home.
Seeing this, Chen Xiaoxiao hurriedly comforted him, and finally offered to drink with him.
Qian Jiashun naturally talked about his suffering after a few glasses of wine: "Three generations of soldiers in our family came to me, but the inheritance was broken.
Who doesn't aspire to make contributions, who doesn't want to win glory for the country, but my mother is the only one left, and the Qian family is the only one left.
Can you understand my pain? I can only stay in the police station and get drunk and dream to death, let alone go to the front line, and my mother will not dare to let me participate in the slightest dangerous work.
Even though my marksmanship was perfect, even if my fighting skills were good enough to protect myself, my mom still didn't dare to expose me to anything dangerous......
Xiaoxiao, do you know, I like you very much, but I don't dare to chase you. Because I know you like to be a man who stands up to the sky, and I have to shrink back and play tricks.
Xiaoxiao, I really like you, I like you very much, I like you from the first time I saw you when I was a child...... Xiaoxiao, I love you......"
Chen Xiaoxiao followed Qian Jiashun all the way to recall the bits and pieces of the two getting along, and for a while she was quite emotional, but somehow, the two fell together drunk.
After Chen Xiaoxiao woke up, she naturally knew what was going on when she saw the clothes and messy quilts all over the floor, and she was a little stunned.
Qian Jiashun also woke up with his head covered, and was a little surprised to see Chen Xiaoxiao naked.
"Look at what, I, I'm going back!" Chen Xiaoxiao grabbed her clothes with a little bluff.
"Aren't you going to say something?" Qian Jiashun pulled Chen Xiaoxiao and didn't let her go.
"I, what do I say?" Chen Xiaoxiao was a little weak-hearted: "I don't want you to be responsible, so what, I'm not willing to do it!"
"What do you mean I don't want to be responsible?!" Qian Jiashun pushed her back to the bed: "Love is such a sacred thing, how can you insult the relationship between the two of us so much? Are you worthy of yourself? Are you worthy of me? Are you worthy of the feelings between the two of us?"
Chen Xiaoxiao saw Qian Jiashun's strong side for the first time, and suddenly felt a little strange.
"Let's go, let's get the certificate!Xiaoxiao, remember, you will be my woman in the future!"
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Chen Xiaoxiao looked at the two freshly baked marriage certificates, and was a little incredulous: Why did he get married in a daze? How could Qian Jiashun have his own household registration book?