In this way, the origin of my life experience has become a secret between Hades and Meng Po, if it weren't for the fact that Hades was drunk and heard by others many years later, I would have thought that I was a stone spirit in this life. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but at least before the incident of Hades' drunkenness, this secret was still very well kept in the underworld. There have been no new births in the underworld for many years, and my appearance has caused countless concerns, and many people are curious about my life experience, in order to dispel their curiosity, the king of Hades himself came out to explain, explaining that I am a spirit born in the Sansheng Stone, and will be raised by Meng Po in the future.

"You'll live with me from now on. "Meng Po finished the day, took me by the hand and led me back to her residence. The dungeon is dark and cold, and there is no daylight, because the souls of the dead will dissipate when they see the sun. Here, even the cultivated Hades or other immortals in the underworld have almost no body temperature, and a special system has been formed in a special environment, and they themselves do not feel cold. Meng Po's hands also have no body temperature at all, dry and slightly cool, but because of years of water and medicine, there are some calluses and cracks in the palms of her hands, which are rough to the touch but will feel inexplicably reassured. And I should be the only person in the underworld who still maintains my body temperature in this environment, and my hands are warm all year round.

"You can call me Granny Meng in the future, if you want, just follow my surname, call Xiaoshi, okay?" Granny Meng's voice is the same as herself, it is a kind of gentleness and peace that washes the lead, which makes people feel very down-to-earth.

"Well, good. Granny Meng, I will be Xiaoshi in the future. Meng, Xiao, Shi, haha, I have a name. “

When I was playing on the street, Uncle Ma Mian kept introducing me to the big and small things in the prefecture, and Uncle Niu Tou told me some life experiences that I didn't understand from time to time. He said to me before: "Whoever likes you, you must be able to see yourself in his eyes." "I found that when Granny Meng looked at me, her eyes would become brighter, and my face would be clearly reflected in the pupils, and at that time, I suddenly understood that sentence, and I thought that Granny Meng must like me very much. Through the shadows in her eyes, I also learned for the first time what I looked like: a fleshy face, shaggy hair, not long enough to reach the earlobe, and eyes that were not small but uncompromising single eyelids. But almost all the spirits born in nature are the work of ghosts, and in the words of many, many years later, they are a group of people who are born to eat with their faces. However, I seem to be an outlier, and I probably have to rely on strength to eat all my life.

I once asked Granny Meng, "Granny Meng, am I good-looking?"

"Our little rock's eyes are dark and bright, like the stars in the sky live in them. ”

Intuitively, I felt that Granny Meng seemed to be avoiding my question to a certain extent. So I asked her again: "Granny Meng, am I beautiful?"

Granny Meng kindly touched my head: "Our Xiaoshi is the cutest child in the world. ”

So, I never asked Granny Meng this question again. But he didn't give up and asked Uncle Ma Mian: "Uncle Ma Mian, am I good-looking?"

"Uh--don't worry, there are so many strange people in the underworld, with broken arms, broken legs, and broken heads, you can have whatever you want. It will not be a problem for you to find a husband in the underworld in the future. We're not afraid that we won't be able to get married, not afraid!" So, in this life, I haven't asked this question to a third person, I think, I'm a smart kid.

I'm not a little beggar, but I did grow up eating hundreds of meals in the underworld. Many people who have no concern for the world and do not want to be born again have made their home here. Men and women who have a crush on each other will form partners, but each other's yin qi is too heavy, so ghosts will never be able to have children. But those who want to have children can only wait until there is a suitable child who has died, and can choose to adopt. But there are always too few who are eligible. Choosing to stay seems to come at the cost of enduring a long period of loneliness. There is a group of lonely people in the underworld, and children are the greatest blessing and gift to them. And I am the only freshman in the underworld for thousands of years, so I will be watched and invited everywhere I go: "Xiaoshi, Xiaoshi, come to my house to play today, your aunt has burned braised pork." "Xiao Shi Xiaoshi, go to my house, noon can't work, it's okay at night, it's really not good, it's okay tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." I'll go and say there. "As a result, my popularity in the underworld even surpassed that of Hades, and almost no meal was eaten only with Granny Meng.

In this way, I was born without parents, but I was pampered by my uncles, aunts, grandparents, and grandparents in the underworld. I know they are lonely, and I am happy to go to them. In the past, when people from the underworld met, they would show off and say, "The king of Hades came to inspect today, but he ate in my shop." Later, when they met, they all showed off like this: "I saw Xiaoshi again today, one uncle and aunt shouted, oops, the voice is very sweet, she has to go to my house for dinner tonight." "Yes, where did you see it, I'll see it tomorrow." And the other protagonist in the topic obviously does not have the slightest sense of jealousy, always hiding alone in the Hades Palace to happily tidy up the beard on his face, humming a happy tune: "Oh babble, hey, oh, I just said that this small stone is the blessing left by the Buddha to us, look at the atmosphere of the underworld now, how lively." There are more smiles, there are fewer quarrels and brawls, and I can go to the Stove King and Dragon King's string of restaurants from time to time to drink a little wine, hahahaha, hey, that bazaar, hey......"

In fact, the ghosts of the underworld or Meng Po and I don't feel hungry if we don't eat all year round, even if the ghosts occasionally eat sacrifices, it's just that life in the underworld is so boring, everyone has to retain or cultivate a variety of habits and hobbies in order to comfort the empty heart, at least to fill their stomachs to feel satisfied. Meng Po said: "The hungry ghosts who will eat non-stop in the underworld will be tortured by hunger after they die, and they will never have enough to eat. However, in fact, there are so many people in the underworld, although everyone is not hungry, their hearts are hungry, and even if their stomachs are full, they are still hungry. It's not much different from a starving ghost. Xiaoshi, even my mother-in-law, I didn't feel 'hungry' since you arrived. ”

After a long time, I will know. For lonely people, feelings are the most hungry meal. As a result, I seemed to be the busiest person in the underworld. Meng Po soup uses Lethe water, so I took care of helping Meng Po get water. Hades no longer uses mana or any ability to transmit voices to others: "Come, Xiao Shi, help me bring a sentence to black and white impermanence, just say that the face should not always be stretched so long, the last time the Dragon King of the South China Sea came to visit, looked at them, and asked me if they had an opinion on him when he left." They are also in the service industry, and they have a good attitude. "Niutou Ma Mian pulled me to find the street when he was idle, and Uncle Ma Mian was particularly persistent about taking me to find the street, as for the reason, I knew it from Uncle Niu Tou: "Ma Mian has been chasing the female gentleman of the school for a long time, but the female gentleman has never taken care of him." Since the last time I took you out to find the street, the female gentleman has only looked at him a few more times, and said that he would take you to their academy to play. Alas, I don't look like that......"

"Xiaoshi, my mother-in-law's eyes are dazzling, I can't see clearly, you come to recognize a needle for my mother-in-law. "Granny Wu opened an embroidery shop, and the embroidery work is excellent, but because of the eyes, the biggest problem is that it is not easy to thread the needle.

"Hey, it's coming, it's coming. ”

"Xiao Shi, come and help Auntie deliver this chicken soup to your uncle in the pharmacy, your chicken soup Auntie has served it for you, and you will just drink it when you come back." ”

"Hey, okay, I'll send it right away. ”

"How is it going on in the outside world lately, I heard that there was a war some time ago. ”

"Find Xiaoshi, let her ask about black and white impermanence to know. The black and white impermanence stretched his face, and others didn't dare to ask, but Xiaoshi was very bold. ”

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I am a little handyman in the underworld, a happy little handyman.