At that time, Yin Shiqiu was famous all over the world, and was invited by Zhao Ji to enter the palace as a royal doctor-

Zhao Ji: "Dwarf oil~ this day to night, chest tightness, headache, can't eat, can't sleep~"

Lingsu Dao Chang: "After a calculation of the poor road, Your Majesty's daily prescription is not right, recently the court and the Xuanhe Hall are full of evil spirit, Your Majesty may wish to travel to the mountains and rivers to recuperate for a few days, and when the evil spirit subsides, everything will be fine." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Yin Shiqiu: "...... (Why did the emperor mention that he wanted to die or live, Lin Er had to rely on the direction)"

Xubai Dao Chang: "It's not a bad thing to relax occasionally, but Your Majesty must remember not to indulge in sensuality, your body is important!"

Zhao Ji: "...... (What else would you say besides that!How obsessed are you with the topic of "beep--" and "beep--]?!, and I've never [beep-] before!!)"

Yin Shiqiu: "Your Majesty, Weichen thinks that when Daoist Lin returns to the Taoist Temple, His Majesty's illness will be eliminated." ”

Lingsu Daoist (far-fetched laughter): "This ...... I'm afraid it's not right...... (You scheming boy is blocking my money in order to snatch back my job, don't mess with Lao Tzu and let His Majesty stew you in broth one day!)

Zhao Ji: "...... (woc me!I endured...... ）”

Yin Shiqiu: "Secondly, Your Majesty has been uneasy because of the Cai Wangfu prison case a while ago, do more good deeds, and stay away from the disputes of deceit, Your Majesty will be in a good mood and go away from illness." ”

Xubai Dao Chief: "Like!

Lingsu Dao Chief: "Are you the Imperial Doctor or Conan......"

Yin Shiqiu: "Shut up!"

Zhao Ji (with a smile on the ground on his face): "If you blatantly pretend to be forced again, I will kill you~"

Yin Shiqiu: "...... (full of blue lines)"

So the Imperial Doctor's rampage mode was turned on......

So Zhao Ji: "Hey, hey!~ Come back, don't leave me alone!, you go, let me live, how can QAQ abandon me so ruthlessly~"

So Yin Shiqiu's apprentice became the imperial doctor: "I'll come!"

But seven years later,

Imperial Doctor: "Is Your Majesty uncomfortable?"

Zhao Ji: "I have a headache, my heart hurts ......"

The imperial doctor took the pulse: "Strange, Your Majesty is not sick......

Zhao Ji: "I mean heart disease. ”

Imperial Doctor: "Your Majesty rest assured, Your Majesty's heart is fine!"

Lingsu Dao Chief: "Poor Dao calculated that the imperial doctor was stupid to death by himself in this life~"

Imperial Doctor: "...... Do you dare to go back to your Taoist temple quietly and obediently?!"

Zhao Ji: "Do you still need to use?!"

Imperial Doctor: "It's too much, even His Majesty says that about me QAQ (the sound of broken glass)"

Zhao Ji: "I mean that I have something in my heart, and I am worried about it!"

Imperial Doctor: "Ah!~ The so-called heart disease also needs a heart medicine doctor......

Zhao Ji: "Nonsense! In that case, what is the use of you! What else do I leave you to do!"

The imperial doctor was so panicked that he threw himself to the ground (is this really the word--): "But Your Majesty!

Your Majesty: "(pondering) But there are no psychiatrists in this dynasty...... (Raise your head) don't understand the veterinarian, don't understand the psychology, what's the use of leaving you!"

Imperial Doctor: "...... (Poke at the sore spot!Why does King Cai just treat people, I will always be a strange thing!QAQ forget it, even Lin Xinji said that I am exhausted, don't I keep it for excitement?It is better to take thirty-six strategies as the best policy, and follow the master's example, it is better than dying in this BT palace one day sooner or later!)"

So the current imperial doctor also went berserk, and the kind emperor said that he had always disliked to force people who were unwilling to be loyal to him in the palace. (Zhao Ji: What?!)

Imperial Doctor: "I was also 'forced to go to Liangshan' step by step!" (Liangshan: Don't quote words randomly, we dislike you very much!)"

PS：

In ancient times, it was rude to call people by their names, Zhang Xubai should be called Zhang Daochang, Lin Lingsu should be called Lin Daochang, if they have a Taoist name, they will be titled, of course, Su Su does not know their number, and I feel that Xubai Daochang and Lingsu Taoist are called love, poof, but they will not be called so in the main article outside the spoof. However, it is possible that the imperial doctor will really leave Zhao Ji in the end, how can Zhao Ji live without the imperial doctor23333 There will be other imperial doctors, but will he be disappointed that a very interesting but insignificant person wants to leave him......

Lin Lingsu: A spoof I was nicknamed by two imperial doctors, why am I the only one who is treated like this?!

Vegetarian: ...... (Booth Hands ~_~)