Chapter 50: Fire Again (4 more)
The night was full of light, and the moon was in the sky outside the window, Zhou Yang wiped the sweat on his face and turned off the computer.
It was a pleasant night, but it was too hot.
looked at the bed, Lin Xiaotong had already fallen asleep, and the quilt was also brought under the bed, and the long inch shirt covered the slender thighs, which was particularly charming in the moonlight.
Zhou Yang took a deep breath and didn't dare to sleep on the bed, he was afraid that he couldn't help but find an old mat for Lin Xiaotong, so he fell asleep on the ground.
Maybe it was because it was too hot, Zhou Yang was still dazed in the middle of the night, and he would hear the sound of "zizi" from time to time, and when he got up to look, he found that Lin Xiaotong's hand was tickling behind him, and his white shirt was lifted above his waist.
"This red one, it can't be Zhang Prickly. Zhou Yang frowned, and there were a lot of red dots through the small white inside.
"It's so itchy, why are there so many mosquitoes. ”
At this time, Lin Xiaotong also turned over, and suddenly saw Zhou Yang looking at him in front of him, and immediately exclaimed.
"What are you doing?" Lin Xiaotong exclaimed.
"Are you a prickly man?" Zhou Yang asked.
Lin Xiaotong was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked back behind him: "It's over, it's over, it's started again." ”
"Last time I heard Liu Yun say that you get prickly heat every dog day, and now it's not dog days, but it's also hot, so it won't be real prickly heat. ”
"Yes and what, I don't know what's wrong, I've been like this since I was a child, I can't sit when it's serious, and it doesn't work to wipe any medicine. "Lin Xiaotong is a little old-fashioned.
"I'll go get some cucumber water, you can wash it up. Zhou Yang said and wanted to get up.
Lin Xiaotong thought about it, although this was embarrassing, it didn't matter at all compared to this terrible prickly heat: "Then it's bothering you." ”
After a while, Zhou Yang brought a basin of water, and Lin Xiaotong took the basin to the other end of the bed: "You turn around." ”
Zhou Yang nodded and lay directly on the mat.
After about fifteen minutes, Lin Xiaotong poured the water away: "It seems to be really better, but it's still a little itchy, and the more I scratch it, the more itchy it gets." ”
"It doesn't work? It seems that a new drug will have to be researched to treat it. ”
"Then you should hurry up and study it. Lin Xiaotong said hurriedly.
"This ...... I'll have to see what you're dealing with. ”
Lin Xiaotong bit her lip and looked at Zhou Yang suspiciously: "You mean you want to see it?"
"That's right, I didn't even look at how to treat the disease, of course, if you're embarrassed, forget it, anyway, the prickly heat is not a serious disease, just scratch it and it's over." ”
"What has passed, you don't know how uncomfortable I am, it just hurts. ”
Zhou Yang shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
"I'll see how it goes tomorrow, if not, I'll let you see, but you...... You have to wear a lab coat, or I can't do it. Lin Xiaotong said a little unnaturally.
Zhou Yang couldn't help laughing, this mental obstacle is too outrageous, is he a doctor if he wears a white coat or is he not a doctor if he doesn't wear a white coat......
"Okay, but I suggest that you pat the cucumber in the back tonight, or I'm afraid I'll be woken up by you and cut you in a rage. ”
Lin Xiaotong thought about it and felt that it made sense, at least it wouldn't itch that way.
Thinking like this, Lin Xiaotong hurriedly cut a few slices of cucumbers.
I have to say that Zhou Yang's method is really useful, and Lin Xiaotong really didn't tickle in the second half of the night.
The next morning, Lin Xiaotong got up early, and Zhou Yang, who was asleep, suddenly heard a burst of vibrations.
"What's the situation, is there an earthquake?"
Zhou Yang got up suddenly, pushed open the door and went outside the house.
Hiss.
The situation outside the house made him gasp.
I saw a row of "mountains" standing neatly in the courtyard!
"What a demon!"
Zhou Yang shouted in a bit of confusion and retreated, only to find out after a closer look that they were all girls, but they were just "stronger"!
"Zhou Yang, they all came in the morning, with an average weight of one hundred and sixty pounds, and the heaviest one, one hundred and nine!" Lin Xiaotong ran over and said in Zhou Yang's ear.
One hundred and ninety pounds.
If it's a man's 19, it doesn't matter, if a girl is 19, this life will definitely be very heavy!
"Ladies and gentlemen, oh no, my sisters, the fat loss potion will only be released tomorrow. Zhou Yang said.
"I don't care, I'll just open it today, the price is whatever you want, as long as you can help me lose weight, I can even give you the body." The middle and fattest fat girl stepped forward and said.
Zhou Yang only felt that it was dark in front of him, and his emaciated figure was completely in the shadow of the fat girl.
The sun is obscured!
"This sister, everyone has something to say, don't hurt each other......" Zhou Yang swallowed his saliva, and there was a sudden chill on a hot day, and his groggy head was instantly awake.
"My name is Zhang Xue, I weigh one hundred and ninety-eight, and I am twenty-one this year, as long as you can help me lose weight, my brother said that he is willing to give you half of his property. Fat girl Zhang Xue said.
"Who is your brother?" Zhou Yang wondered.
"My brother's name is Insolence. Zhang Xue replied.
Zhou Yang shook his head, he really hadn't heard of this person, and then Lin Xiaotong suddenly walked to Zhou Yang's side and whispered: "Zhang Qiang is from the Four Seas Travel Agency, and his background is very big, so you can make friends." ”
"Travel agency ......" Zhou Yang is happy, knowing the owner of a travel agency is very helpful to Daoxiang Village.
"I don't need half of your brother's property, I just need you to do what I said, and after a month you can reach the weight of an ordinary woman, and after three months, you can have the same charming figure as Village Chief Lin!" Zhou Yang pointed at Lin Xiaotong and said.
"Don't be ashamed. ”
At this time, not far away, an obese woman in her forties walked to Zhou Yang's courtyard with difficulty and said breathlessly.
"Aunt Zhang, what are you doing here?" asked Zhang Xue.
"Xue'er, I am your weight loss consultant and a weight loss expert, as long as you listen to me, you will definitely lose weight within a year. Aunt Zhang sat on the tree stump in the yard and said.
Zhou Yang was amazed, he is so fat, and he is still a weight loss expert, does anyone believe it?
"Aunt Zhang, I've been with you for half a year, not only did I not lose weight, but I also gained three pounds, you just want money, my brother will give it to you." Zhang Xue shook her head and said.
"No, it's a matter of dignity, I don't believe that anyone can reduce your group of fat girls to normal people in a month, and they are foolish dreams. ”
Aunt Zhang's words undoubtedly caused public outrage, they are very fat, but they also have dignity.
Zhou Yang couldn't stand it anymore: "Can you, we'll see in a month, I'll give you a plan and my weight loss pills in the afternoon, as long as you listen to me, I promise to let you complete the gorgeous reversal." ”
The fat girls are all overjoyed, Zhou Yang's reputation is outside, creating all kinds of miracles, maybe the reversal is really possible.
"Hmph, okay, I'll live here for a month, and I'll see how you end up when the time comes. Aunt Zhang said disdainfully.
After a while, Zhou Yang personally took the fat girls to the village committee.
At this time, the wooden platform of the village committee was already full of people, and a few girls had obviously come early, and they all gathered around the big tree to play cards.
"It reminds me of the morning of the iPhone launch last year. Lin Xiaotong said with a smile.
Zhou Yang did not participate in the morning sale, but after placing the fat girls, he went home to make a weight loss plan, and was busy until the afternoon before taking out instant noodles and preparing to eat.
"Zhou Yang, you are on fire again. ”
At this time, Lin Xiaotong rushed in again.
"I do have fire on me. Zhou Yang wiped his sweat and said.
"It's not about you, but on the Internet, take a look at the forum, you see that someone has offered a reward of 100,000 to find someone to PK you, and also sent your game ID and penguin account, and now the whole forum is crazy, hundreds of thousands of people want to challenge you. Lin Xiaotong exclaimed.
Zhou Yang took Lin Xiaotong's mobile phone and looked at it, and found that it was really the case.
"100,000, this little white rabbit is white and white, and he is quite rich. ”
"Who made you scold people like that last night, they are now wanted by the whole network, and said that if you don't fight, you will expose your ID card and your address. Lin Xiaotong had a sad expression.
"100,000 yuan, Lin Xiaotong, you said that if I earn this 100,000 yuan, will it be counted as the income of the village or my private income?" Zhou Yang asked.
"You...... Do you want to play match-fixing? That's not what a man should do. Lin Xiaotong said disdainfully.
"You don't care about it, I'm going to do my best. ”
"Okay, I don't care, except for the cucumber money, everything else counts as your extra money. After Lin Xiaotong finished speaking, he walked out, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he saw a girl in denim shorts walking towards him.
"Zhou Yang, I want you to do me a favor?"
Xia Yuhan just nodded to Lin Xiaotong and sat opposite Zhou Yang.
"What's the busy?"
"Call me a curse?"
"Stupid!" Zhou Yang shook his head.
"You...... You're stupid. ”
"The children can be taught, and the tuition fee is 100. ”
Zhou Yang stretched out his hand and smiled.
Xia Yuhan's mouth looks like an egg, the teaching speed is too fast, and the tuition fee is also expensive, so she immediately pretended to be photographable and said: "Brother Zhou Yang, I don't have any money." ”
"Meat pay!"