The sudden long howl woke up Zhang Xiao and the others in the next room.

"Damn it! Howl early in the morning!" Zhang Xiao shouted as he pounded the wall with poor soundproofing. "I'm going to be late, Du Sanshui, don't sleep, get up quickly." "There was another sound of chaos next door.

Guo Baitian didn't understand his current state, he only thought that he was still in the Internet café, and he was stunned for a while before he found that he was lying on his bed. What the hell is it! Aren't I playing and eating chicken in an Internet café? Lao Tzu has eaten chicken, you can retire, hahahaha!

Thinking of last night's dream, Guo Baitian was proud for a while, what if you can't pick up a gun, what if you only have a frying pan, you gods with guns don't want to eat the ashes of Lao Tzu's pot.

Zhang Xiao had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, standing at the door and quietly looking at Guo Baitian, who was smiling like a fool.

"Why are you dreaming of eating chicken here, right?" Zhang Xiao said depressedly. "You almost scared us to death, and you fainted all at once. But it's okay, just asleep, it really scared us to death. ”

"Maybe it's too sleepy, right?" Guo Baitian grabbed his hair and said, he didn't know why he suddenly fell asleep, he didn't have any impression at all, he just remembered that he was eating chicken.

"Hurry up, I'm really going to be late. It's almost seven o'clock. ”

"Damn. ”

Guo Baitian jumped out of bed and rushed into the toilet. I finally finished cleaning up, and suddenly I heard someone ringing the doorbell. A glance at the living room showed that the brothers should all be dressed in the bedroom. Guo Baitian walked to the door in pajamas, and it turned out to be a courier from a certain east.

"Hello sir, the frying pan you bought in a certain east has arrived, I hope you will give a good review. ”

Guo Baitian glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and it was only about 6:50 when a courier came to the door. I signed and accepted the pan, the consignee and the buyer written on it were all Guo Baitian's name, Guo Baitian was a little strange, I didn't buy the pan.

Although he was puzzled, he put the pan on the table, put on his clothes and went out with his brothers.

Maybe because of the dream last night, Guo Baitian always felt a little lacking in energy, drowsy during class, sitting in the classroom out of the corner of his eye, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a frying pan in the corner, and subconsciously walked over to pick it up.

In the classroom, the loud voice of the head teacher Yuan Dashan suddenly stopped, and it was as silent as death, and the head teacher Yuan Dashan stood on the podium and looked at Guo Baitian, not knowing what he was going to do.

He stood up, walked to the corner, picked up the pan and looked at it carefully, and waved it a few times, as if he was not very satisfied. turned back to Zhang Xiao and said, "old Zhang, I picked up the pan again." ”

Yuan Dashan's face changed from cyan to purple, and the lion roared with all his might.

"Is the pan I bought that pretty? The class finally burst into laughter, filled with joy.

Guo Baitian's face turned red all of a sudden, red to the base of his neck and the tips of his ears, and he ran back to his own work and sat down. That's when he remembered that he was in class.

I probably fell into the evil spirit, the evil of the pan. Guo Baitian thought so.

After class in the evening, the brothers decided to go to play night basketball, and he felt a little weak and went straight home. As soon as he opened the door, the pan was placed behind the door, and he pushed the door and fell to the ground with a clang.

Guo Baitian's mobile phone fell to the ground in fright, what the hell, is Lao Tzu fighting with a frying pan in this life? It's really too evil.

Guo Baitian picked up the pan that had only arrived in the morning, walked into the kitchen and picked up the pan he had just washed in the morning, went out, walked straight to the trash can, and threw the carton and the original pan at home into the bucket without hesitation.

Before leaving, he folded his hands and bowed to the trash can.

"Pan God, I'm just a little person, don't bother me!"

After saying that, he ran back upstairs with a smoke, feeling a cold back as if someone was staring at him from behind. His family lived on the sixth floor, and a takeaway guy in blue clothes stopped him at the door, and it turned out that the takeaway he ordered had arrived.

The spicy chicken noodles that I like to eat most on weekdays are also tasteless today, Guo Bai Tianshen chewed the noodles one bite at a time, feeling that he was the evil of hitting the pan, otherwise how could he play with eating chicken and picking up the pan, and when he was in class, he could still see the pan that the head teacher put there. When he was a child, he heard the old people in his family say that in southern Sichuan, he couldn't believe or disbelieve the words of gods and ghosts.

Thinking of this, Guo Baitian shivered, and quickly recited the mantra taught to him by his grandmother to ward off evil spirits.

"Wearing gold, wearing silver, a red beard on both sides, a mouthful of purple smoke rising thousands of feet, holding a golden whip to ward off evil spirits. ”

This is a mantra taught to him by his grandmother, and when his grandmother was in the village, there were often children crying and being sent to the hospital to no avail, so he begged to come to the door and ask his grandmother to do it. Grandma would often fill a bowl of rice and spill it out while reciting the mantra. Sprinkle three handfuls of rice on five mantras, and the child will generally be fine. If it is not good, boil the remaining rice into rice, use a compass to calculate the yin and yang road, put the rice on the side of the road, insert incense candles, light paper money, and sing a set of reincarnation tips.

After this set, no matter whether the child has a stomachache that has not been cured by the hospital or cries for no reason, it will almost get better, and it is famous in ten miles and eight towns.

He was repeating the mantra over and over again, and when he hesitated to grab a handful of rice to try it, the door suddenly opened, and he almost jumped up.

Zhang Xiao walked in with a schoolbag on his face, holding a cardboard box in his arms with a brand-new frying pan.

Guo Baitian was not mistaken, it was the one he just threw away!

"Lao Zhang, you, why did you pick this thing up?" Guo Baitian pointed at Zhang Xiao and said tremblingly, thinking that it was over, Zhang Xiao was also evil, what could be done.

Zhang Xiao was obviously mistaken, and said depressedly: "Hey, the quality of the couriers is getting lower and lower now, I thought that your frying pan was burned by Du Sanshui's dog cub that day, so I bought you a new one." The courier called me in the morning to tell me that the goods had arrived, who knew why he threw me a garbage can, but fortunately I saw it with sharp eyes, or I bought it for nothing. ”

Zhang Xiao walked up to Guo Baitian and touched his head, "It's okay, why are you so pale?"

"Damn, you bought it? You bought it with my mobile phone?" Guo Baitian slapped Zhang Xiao's hand away and shouted.

"That's right! I was shy at the time, so I used your account to buy it, and by the way, your finger was used for fingerprint payment, so it was also considered to be yours. Ha ha. ”

Zhang Xiao said with a humble face, seeing that Guo Baitian could still jump up vigorously, and his face returned to normal, he let go of his hanging heart and joked.

Guo Baitian looked at Zhang Xiao's shiny black pan on the table with palpitations, and still felt that something was wrong. Although there is a reasonable explanation for everything, the most unreasonable thing is why I play a game and keep picking up the pan, and I crossed it today, is it a dream?

Forcing himself to put down the doubts in his heart, Guo Baitian asked, "Why did you come back so early? Didn't you go to play?"

"Hey, it's over, Sanshui that thing has hit people and retired from the game, there are no masters, there is no play, a few of them went to the Internet café to play games, I see that you are in a trance today, so come back and take a look. After Zhang Xiao finished speaking, he took the pan and went to the kitchen.

After coming out, the two of them chatted about campus gossip with each other, what they liked whom, and what happened to the teacher. After chatting for a while, I started to do homework, and there was still a lot of homework for senior high school students.

The two of them were fighting, Guo Baitian slapped the hand that wanted to laugh and wanted to grab the roll, and he caught a glimpse of a frying pan on the side of the table!

"Lao Zhang, I remember that you took the pot to the kitchen, why are you still here. Guo Baitian pointed to the frying pan on the side of the table with a little horror, shook the table with a shake of his hand, and the frying pan fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Eh~ I remember that it seems to have been taken in, did I forget?" Zhang Xiao touched the back of his head, picked up the pan, and sent it to the kitchen.

"I said what are you fussing about, isn't it just a pot!" sneered as he walked.

Guo Baitian was a little depressed, if it wasn't for his personal experience, it would be unbelievable, so he wouldn't say anything.

I got up unhappily and was about to go to the toilet, just about to take off my pants, a frying pan lay straight on the toilet lid, and the bottom of the pot reflected a trace of Guo Baitian's silhouette.

Damn! Guo Baitian was so frightened that he almost peed in his pants, and he rushed out of the toilet without lifting his pants.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Xiao asked when he heard Guo Baitian's scream. Running to the toilet, Guo Baitian stood at the door of the toilet and pointed to the pan placed on the toilet lid.

"Huh~" let out a light smile, his expression distorted imperceptibly, and explained: "I don't see that you have been afraid of the frying pan recently, and you can't see it when you think about throwing it in the toilet, what's the matter, it scares you?"

Who would put a cooking pan on the toilet lid! Guo Baitian roared angrily in his heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses had already trampled Zhang Xiao into a mess of meat puree.

"If you don't take it out quickly, I'm going to pee in my crotch. Guo Baitian covered his crotch and roared.

Zhang Xiao went out with the pan in a sneer, and the smile on his face looked very weird.

Guo Baitian sat on the toilet, thinking about it, he still felt that he was evil, and the family was definitely a pot demon.

Guo Baitian, who had something on his mind, pulled a few pieces of paper randomly, and came out after a simple process, he decided to take matters into his own hands again and throw this pot out!

When he got out of the toilet and met Zhang Xiao who was holding underwear and preparing to take a shower, Guo Baitian sneered in his heart, you can't pick it up again, right?

Hearing Zhang Xiao enter the bathroom and start taking a bath with the sound of water, Guo Baitian sneered, wrapped his hand with a towel, picked up the pan and closed the door with a bang. Running out of the neighborhood in a hurry, he threw it far away into the garbage heap outside the school, saw the garbage piled up like a hill, and determined that it should not be possible to be found again, so he clapped his hands with satisfaction, took off the towel and threw it out.

Guo Baitian, who had let go of a matter of concern, felt relaxed and walked back upside down. Open the door, check the kitchen, bedroom, living room in turn, very good, a home without a pan is really the most comfortable.

Walking into the bedroom, the frying pan that I threw away fell from the sky and smashed on my face, but it seemed to push open the door of a different world, the feeling of weightlessness rushed from the soles of my feet to the top of my head, and the sky swirled, and everything in the bedroom that was familiar to me spun rapidly, flying around, and finally turned into a cluster of nebulae fixed in the depths of the vast starry sky.

"Hello Awakener, welcome to the Star System. You can also call him the frying pan system, how many years, finally can wake up again. Hee-hee. A sweet female voice came, and when you heard it, you could think of the fairy who was as beautiful as a fairy in the fairy story.

Guo Baitian stepped on a nebula, looked at the unfathomable starry sky, and his head was dizzy.