Chapter 1067: Visiting the Teahouse

Cross talk is a form of music that uses jokes, funny quizzes, raps, etc. to make the audience laugh. Use jokes, funny quizzes, raps, etc. to make the audience laugh. It is mostly used for satire, and now it is also used to praise new people and new things. According to the number of people, it is divided into stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy, group comedy, and crosstalk dramas.

The future of cross talk is not optimistic about the development of cross talk, but in places other than the media, many cross talk troupes that perform in a traditional way still retain a certain level and have a considerable audience. In Tianjin's many small theaters and teahouses, you can hear quite splendid traditional cross talk. Although cross talk is different from mainstream cross talk, it still brings some recognition of tradition to the audience.

Xu Qing thought that he would go to the teahouse to see what good seedlings there were, and made an appointment with Hu Xianglan to have morning tea tomorrow, and also told Hu Xianglan that he was going to write a cross talk, Hu Xianglan felt very funny, and Xu Qing said that he would take her to have morning tea tomorrow, and the plan to listen to cross talk agreed with satisfaction.

On the second day, Xu Qing wore a Mao suit style but a very casual set of clothes suitable for young people, and after dressing neatly, he drove to pick up Hu Xianglan. Hu Xianglan is wearing a very similar to Xu Qing today, wearing a silver lake-colored cheongsam, and the shoes on his feet are the shoes he bought with Xu Qing last time, when Hu Xianglan came down, Xu Qing was really amazed. I finally know why some people can't help but whistle when they see beautiful women, this is the skill that comes with it, and I can't help but want to sigh.

The two came to a teahouse called Tianzhishui, which is a well-known teahouse here, there will be two cross talk performances here, morning and evening, and now the two of them are the highlight of the morning show, the two ordered pine nut goose oil rolls, crab roe Xiaojiaoer, Ruyi lock piece and a pineapple cake, in order to match the tea, asked for a pot of Longjing, the two took advantage of the performance before the start of the quiet eating, the tea here tasted good, the two waited for the theater performance after eating and drinking.

Three-inch tongue, on the six-square stage, a piece of waking wood, a folding fan, a handkerchief, the actor is wearing a robe and a horse coat, his mouth is like a river, and the witty words are full of witty words, and the dozens or hundreds of audiences in the audience laugh constantly and applaud endlessly...... The original performance and form are close to the masses and the grassroots culture that the people like, which is more conducive to the survival and development of the art of cross talk.

This teahouse has two very good cross talk performance artists, and there are basically two of them, and the teahouse is full. One of these two cross talk artists is called Tang Xu and the other is Yu Hao. Tang Xu is good at teasing, his performance style is steady and natural, and he studied under famous teachers. Yu Hao studied at the Quyi Academy, and he studied under a famous teacher from Quyi in elementary school.

Soon the two of them put on a robe and horse jacket and came to the hexagonal stage with a microphone, and the two of them began today's performance after standing up.

Tang Xu: Ladies and gentlemen. (painful expression)

Yu Hao: Dear friends. (painful expression)

Tang Xu: Ladies and gentlemen.

Yu Hao: Ladies.

Tang Xu: Ladies and gentlemen.

Yu Hao: Ladies and gentlemen.

Tang Xu: Uncles.

Yu Hao: Ladies and gentlemen.

Tang Xu: Ladies and gentlemen.

Yu Hao: Ladies and gentlemen.

Tang Xu: I was wrong.

Yu Hao: I was wrong.

Tang Xu: I know I was wrong.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, I know.

Tang Xu: I really know I'm wrong.

Yu Hao: I know I was really wrong.

Tang Xu: I'm serious, I'm really wrong.

Yu Hao: I am profound, I am absolutely wrong.

Tang Xu: My biggest mistake was to kill me, and I don't know what I did wrong?

Yu Hao: My biggest mistake is that you don't say that I absolutely don't know what I'm wrong?

Tang Xu: I'm a coal miner.

Yu Hao: I'm a mine worker.

Tang Xu: I work on the front line of production.

Yu Hao: I work on the front line of production.

Tang Xu: I always believe that safety always comes first in coal mines.

Yu Hao: But I always put it second when I work, and that's because I like money.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I always think that safety is just talk.

Yu Hao: That's because it's much easier to say than to do.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I never go to study safely.

Yu Hao: That's because I'm busy, I have to chat online, play games, and meet netizens.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I'm always late for the pre-class meeting.

Yu Hao: I'm tired from surfing the Internet, and I want to rest for a while.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I often sleep at work.

Yu Hao: At that time, because I dedicated all my rest time to the Internet café, I was so sleepy that I wanted to sleep for a while.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to hold the miner's lamp in my hand and shake it around.

Yu Hao: That's because the light thrown out of the miner's lamp sparkles like a star.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to write and draw with chalk and colored spray paint on the walls of the well, in the tank cage and in the roadway.

Yu Hao: That's because I love calligraphy and painting, and over time I can become a calligrapher and draw a Donald Duck.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to touch the wall of the well and the safety billboard with my hands.

Yu Hao: That's because I like the white tiles and safety warnings.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to kick the tile wall with my foot.

Yu Hao: That's because I'm in a bad mood, and I can't work without kicking.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to poke a hole in the safety billboard.

Yu Hao: That's because I really want to see what kind of material is made of inside.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: Doing homework according to rules is what I hate the most.

Yu Hao: That's because I feel that it is too lacking in personality, let alone innovation and creativity.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I never read the operating procedures formulated by the technicians in the work area, let alone sign them.

Yu Hao: At that time, because I thought that with my decades of work experience, it was a hundred times stronger than the operating procedures, and there would never be any problems.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I often go down the well after drinking.

Yu Hao: I have a lot of friends, I often socialize, and I feel refreshed when I drink wine and go down the well.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: When I was waiting for the bus, I never queued up, I always squeezed forward, and I tried as hard as I could.

Yu Hao: That's because I want to rush to the work to work and earn more money.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to sit with my helmet under the temple. (Look at Yu Hao) what are you laughing at?

Yu Hao: I don't know. Maybe everyone didn't hear clearly, you say it again, say it again.

Tang Xu: Oh, I mean, I like to sit with my helmet under the temple.

Yu Hao: That's because my temple is very tired, and I want to relax my temple.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I often violate rules at work.

Yu Hao: That's because I feel that I don't violate the rules, and some work can't be done at all.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: When overhauling equipment, in order to avoid the trouble of power outages and power transmission back and forth, I often work with electricity.

Yu Hao: That's because I want to save time, produce more coal, and make more money.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I never implemented the system of one cannon and three inspections when firing guns underground.

Yu Hao: That's because it's too troublesome, it's too wasteful of time, and the daylily is cold if you want to do it like that.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I am always the first to rush to the working surface after the cannon is fired, and I immediately start working. Never implement the working method of knocking on the top of the gang.

Yu Hao: At that time, because I thought that everything I was going to drop had already been dropped, there should be no problem. And it's more time-saving.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to dry my eyes, and the smoke produced by that makes me feel like I am in a fairyland in the sky.

Yu Hao: That's because the speed of dry eye drilling is relatively fast, the efficiency is high, and the money is more.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I like to sit on the belt and slide down.

Yu Hao: That's because it's fast, efficient, and the most important thing is to save energy.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I always don't take the lessons of accidents that happen to others.

Yu Hao: That's because I feel that those things are far away from me.

He: Isn't that wrong?

Tang Xu: I was wrong.

Yu Hao: I was wrong.

Tang Xu: I'm serious, I'm really wrong.

Yu Hao: I'm profound, I'm really wrong.

Tang Xu: My biggest mistake was that I didn't know what I was wrong after the accident.

Yu Hao: My biggest mistake is that I don't know what I did wrong if the accident didn't happen to me.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake is inconsistent with my appearance.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I said that safety was important, but I always thought that money was supreme.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I always put safety only on my lips.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I never really took safety to heart.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I always put the cart before the horse, and I didn't distinguish between the important and the important.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I was always like playing games, playing games, working and living.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I was always self-righteous and lived casually.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I always didn't take everything to heart and did things according to my own temperament

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and the fault was that I was always too lazy and afraid of trouble.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the fault was that I was always clever and didn't do my homework according to the rules.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I believed too much in my decades of work experience.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I always used my work experience as an operating procedure.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I never listened to the dissuasion of others.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I violated the rules and acted recklessly, and I was unforgiving.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was not to cherish the environment.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I really regarded the mine as my home, and I wrote and painted on it.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I never learned the lessons of other people's accidents.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and the mistake was that I always felt that the lessons of the accident were too far away from me.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I always knew my mistakes and didn't change them.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, and my mistake was that I always failed to change it.

Tang Xu: I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Yu Hao: I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Tang Xu: I was wrong.

Yu Hao: I was wrong.

Tang Xu: I was wrong.

Yu Hao: It was my mistake.

Tang Xu: I was wrong.

Yu Hao: It was my mistake.

Tang Xu: You are wrong.

Yu Hao: Ah, what's the matter with you?

Tang Xu: You asked me to write a violation review for you.

Yu Hao: Who asked you to mention this stubble? Go, hurry up!

Tang Xu: (turns around to leave)

Yu Hao: Come back.

Tang Xu: (turns around)

He: I was wrong!