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Ma Yuqian was noisy: "I'll start first!"

Yang Meixia tilted her head, looked at Ma Yuqian with disdain, and said, "You start first, you start first." Who's afraid of whom!"

Tang Cheng looked at Yang Meixia, turned his face again, and looked at Ma Yuqian, to be honest, Tang Cheng couldn't see that he and these two girls had a husband and wife relationship with one of them, and casually asked passers-by on the street to admit that the two were husband and wife, I don't know what Yang Meixia would do.

Ma Yuqian grabbed Tang Cheng's arm and went to intercept a passerby, wanting to ask: "May I ask, who do you think this person next to me is?"

Yang Meixia stopped Ma Yuqian and said: "I emphasize the rules of the game, when asking people, you can't hold your arm."

Ma Yuqian let go of Tang Cheng's arm, intercepted another passer-by and said, "Excuse me, look at this person next to me, who is me?"

"Neurotic!" the passer-by turned away inexplicably, ignoring Ma Yuqian's question.

Ma Yuqian didn't give up, and intercepted a passer-by and asked: "May I ask, this man next to me, you see, who is me!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know!" the passerby walked away with a confused expression.

Ma Yuqian was impatient, she turned around and said to Yang Meixia: "This girl can't do it, I see how you can do it!"

Yang Meixia smiled, she was actually already confident, because she had already seen a ** store on the side of the road in advance, and she asked Tang Cheng to follow him into a store on the street, which was a "husband and wife products store".

Yang Meixia asked Ma Yuqian to watch at the door and listen to how strangers called Tang Cheng her husband.

Yang Meixia stepped into the ** store, and said to the owner of the husband and wife store in shame: "Boss, I'm very distressed! I can't sleep every night! The boss wants to help me!"

The shopkeeper smiled, glanced at Tang Cheng behind him and said: "As soon as I look at your husband's physique, it is a little thin, it is a serious manifestation of kidney deficiency, impotence, and his physique is not strong, your husband must not be strong! I will give your husband three capsules to ensure that he will be the groom every night in the future, and let you be the bride every day!"

After Yang Meixia heard this, it turned out that when she talked to the ** boss, she had a bitter gourd expression on her face, turned her face, and when she faced Ma Yuqian again, she smiled brightly like a flower, and then said to Ma Yuqian: "I'm sorry, you lost! Tang Cheng wants to accompany me to dinner!"

Ma Yuqian's eyes widened at first, she didn't react for a while, and when she came back to her senses, she immediately exclaimed: "You cheat, this can't be counted!"

Yang Meixia defended: "How did I cheat, I don't know this boss!"

Yang Meixia and Ma Yuqian calmly walked out of the ** store, but the shopkeeper pulled Tang Cheng and said, "Sir, you still use some of my products! You have such a beautiful wife, and you are premature ejaculation, isn't it a pity! I feel sorry for you!"

Tang Cheng left the store in a panic and said, "I'm in good health! I don't need that thing at all! It's my daughter-in-law who is teasing you!"

The shopkeeper was a little reluctant to say: "It's a pity to guard such a good daughter-in-law!"

Yang Meixia and Ma Yuqian are still entangled.

Ma Yuqian was seriously unconvinced by the gambling method just now, Yang Meixia said: "If you have the ability, you also say a gambling method, and I am willing to accompany you." ”

Ma Yuqian looked at the vehicles coming and going on the road, Ma Yuqian also thought of a fair bet, she said to Yang Meixia: "If you want to bet, we will bet on a fair one, you see, there are a lot of vehicles from the east, and the two of us will bet on the fifteenth car from the east, is the end number of its license plate number even? or odd?

Yang Meixia sighed and said involuntarily: "This gambling method is indeed fair." I'll bet on an even number!"

Ma Yuqian said: "Then I'll bet on odd numbers!"

The two girls began to count the cars coming from the east, and three minutes later, the fifteenth car arrived, a red Jetta.

As the license plate number approached, all three stared at each other's license plates.

As a result, the red Jetta has a "zero" at the end of the license plate number.

Yang Meixia smiled and said, "I won, zero is an even number!"

Ma Yuqian immediately corrected and said: "My math teachers in primary school have taught that zero is neither even nor odd, it is a natural number. ”

Tang Cheng was helpless, at this time, Ma Yuting had already called to urge.

Tang Cheng stopped gambling, and he said to Yuqian: "You call your sister back, and say that the two of us have something to do temporarily, and my sister won't go to her house." Tang Cheng turned his face and said to Yang Meixia again: "Heaven is fair, since the end is a zero, then the three of us will go eat together!"

Ma Yuting agreed to Tang Cheng's request.

So the three of them went to eat together, the two beauties, and no one had any opinion.

The three of them found a small restaurant with a nice name, called Xiang Zailai.

The two girls sat down and sandwiched Tang Cheng in the middle, and Tang Cheng asked, "What shall we drink?"

Yang Meixia looked at Ma Yuqian, and Ma Yuqian looked at Yang Meixia. The two ladies opened their mouths almost at the same time: "Let's have two ** liquor!"

Tang Cheng happened to have just bought two ** Wuliangye in the supermarket, and he happened to drink it here!

Tang Cheng couldn't persuade the two women, Yang Meixia and Ma Yuqian each opened a ** liquor, they must fight it out, and Tang Cheng became a wine drinker.

The two girls, gambling just now, did not distinguish the winner or loser, did not give in to each other, no one was convinced, a few glasses of wine down, began to want to overwhelm each other from the amount of wine, unconsciously, the two girls, each with half a pound of liquor,

Tang Cheng saw that the situation was not good, if he continued to drink like this, something would happen, Tang Cheng would be unlucky again, and he had to take care of a drunk woman, it was a hard job.

Thinking of this, Tang Cheng went to snatch Yang Meixia's wine ** and said, "You can't drink so much, you'll get drunk!"

Yang Meixia shook her head and said, "You asked her to call me sister, and say: Sister! I'm not going to drink it!"

Damn, isn't that the style of a boy!

Tang Cheng went to snatch Ma Yuqian's wine **, Ma Yuqian did not show weakness, she said in a fierce voice: "You let the surnamed Yang say: Sister Qianqian, you are still amazing!"