Ye Wei, who parked the car in front of Xiao Sheng, took the opportunity to press down the window glass. She poked her head out, and stared at the man in front of her like a torch.

Xiao Daguan, who was stared at by her eyes, first looked down unconfidently. Then, he rubbed his cheeks with both hands.

"I have a nose on my face?"

Xiao Sheng's rather 'down-to-earth' sentence really made Ye Wei laugh uncontrollably. Then she turned her head and calmed herself down, and asked, "Why does the phone keep turning off at night?"

"What time is it? Around eleven o'clock, my phone ran out of battery. You wouldn't have contacted me in the middle of the night, would you?

"Xiao Sheng, can we be serious. looks like a hanger all day long. When I see you, it's like this. ”

Facing Ye Wei's 'verbosity' like a 'machine gun', Xiao Daguan, who pressed one hand against the car window and half-bowed his body, replied softly: "Then what do you want me to look like? ”

"Then I wondered why you all like to ask me in a way that is acceptable to you, and have you ever wondered why I say and do this?"

When Xiao Sheng said this with a complaint, Ye Wei, who was a little speechless, spoke for a long time: "Anyway, I just don't like the way you speak now." ”

"Well, reasoning with a woman is the most unreasonable thing in the world. Then should I ask now: Director Ye, what are you looking for me in the middle of the night?"

Looking at Xiao Sheng's 'pseudo-mother' look, Ye Wei, who glanced at him, asked in a very unfriendly tone: "I heard that ......"

"Don't use the word 'heard' to embellished everything that has been proven after you. Your 'heard' is objective. ”

When Ye Wei didn't finish speaking, she was blocked back by Xiao Sheng, and this girl angrily pushed away Xiao Sheng's hand on her car window.

"Okay, okay! When did you love this little temper? Don't you just want to ask, did I have a showdown with the He family yesterday? Did I have a fight with Hu Tianyun again? I can tell you with certainty now-yes. This time, is it Lisuo?"

Xiao Daguan, who tilted his head, said to him with a smile.

"And the result?"

"The result is that your man came back to continue to be his poor household, and he Hu Tianyun returned to the province to be his 'eldest young master'. ”

"That's it?"

"So what? If a dog bites me, I can't bite it back, can I?"

After listening to Xiao Sheng's words, Ye Wei gave him a blank look.

"No conflict?"

"It happened! Otherwise, would your uncle-in-law be able to go back so late yesterday?" When he said this, Xiao Sheng raised his eyebrows and looked at Ye Wei meaningfully.

"Let me tell you, it was a crowd of people, gongs and drums...... There are 100 luxury cars in the light. I'm sure that more than eighty percent of the powerful people in Huaicheng gathered there just to see how I was killed by the Hu and He families. ”

When Xiao Sheng said this, he smiled and said, "I don't think you're alive and well?"

"That's because I'm so big. Otherwise, let me tell you, you didn't lose a lot of money. It's really similar to the 'Huashan on the Sword' in Gu Long's novel. ”

"Isn't it Jin Yong's novel?"

"We are all the same......" Xiao Sheng, who was pulling his throat, sang such a short sentence.

And listening to a wave of joy Ye Wei, smiling like flowers. With such joy early in the morning, it is destined to be a good mood for today.

knew that Xiao Sheng was bragging, but Ye Wei still patiently listened to him 'verbose'.

"Where did I go? Yes, Huashan is cheap. Last night's 'Huashan on cheapness', first he used the Gloomy Ecstasy Palm to break my seventy-two Path Kongming Fist, and then I should have beaten the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, but I didn't prevent him from stretching out the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, which was actually the Shangyang Sword and the Zhongchong Sword of the Six Divine Swords, which scared me so much at that time. I was in a hurry!"

"First there was a lion's roar, then my punching fist was unleashed, and my middle finger was shouted 'Come here, ......'. ”

Then, he was frightened by my momentum and foaming stars. After this battle, I was greatly inspired: The world's martial arts restrain each other, and the way of martial arts is mysterious and mysterious. ”

After listening to Xiao Sheng's words, Ye Wei, who covered her mouth and laughed even more uncontrollably, let out a 'gurgling' sound like a copper bell. Looking at Ye Wei's smiling appearance like a flower in the carriage, Xiao Sheng, who was drunk for a while, was stunned like a nymphomaniac.

"Don't be a 'clue' for me. What is the Empty Ming Fist, what is the Gloomy Ecstasy Palm, and what is the Shangyang Sword and Zhongchong Sword of the Six Veins Divine Sword, isn't that rock-paper-scissors. I really don't believe it, you two rely on this to decide the winner. ”

Xiao Daguan, who was exposed by Ye Wei in person, didn't look so embarrassed. Just scratched his hair and said: "You know, it is also a kind of ability to say simple things wonderfully, the company can talk about things, and the stock price will go up; people can talk about things, and the position will come up! Men can talk about things, and women will sit up." Of course, in the eyes of the insider, all this is also a fart. ”

In fact, when Xiao Sheng said that 'men can talk about things, women will sit up', Ye Wei's face looked extremely 'unfriendly'. It's just that Xiao Daguan, who speaks very quickly, has brought these 'demands' hidden in the words. Avoided embarrassment with each other......

"Hey, Dog Sheng, get up so early. ”

As soon as the two finished talking, Xiao Sheng heard Fang Min's voice behind him.

"Yes, sister-in-law, I'm used to getting up early. Brother Dapeng is still asleep?"

"Hmm, didn't Dapeng come back with you in the early morning? drunk......"

"Drunk?" Xiao Sheng, who had an exaggerated expression, subconsciously asked rhetorically.

"Oh yes, drunk. ”

Xiao Sheng's interruption really made Fang Min suspicious. She stepped forward, sniffed a little and said, "No, you didn't come back until three o'clock in the morning." It stands to reason that this point shouldn't be sober. There is still a smell of horse urine on his body, why don't you have it on you? Dog Sheng, don't lie to your sister-in-law, don't hide anything for him, did Dapeng give you a stay last night. ”

Hearing Fang Min's solemn question, Ye Wei, who was a little tired, hurriedly pushed the door and got out of the driveway: "Sister-in-law, don't get excited." Yesterday, Xiao Sheng was indeed busy in Huaicheng. No, Xiao Sheng, you're telling the truth. ”

"Brother Dapeng was indeed with us last night. But ......"

"But what?" Fan Min hurriedly asked.

But at eleven or twelve o'clock, a woman called him. I asked him who he was, and he said it was you, sister-in-law, and urged him to hurry home. I didn't think much about it and told him that it was almost solved here. Later, I asked Ma Fatzi to send me back with Brother Shunzi. You go back first...... What happened last night, Director Ye, you should know. How can we go and drink? Do you smell me smelling alcohol? At best, it smells very smoky. ”

Hearing this, Fang Min instantly 'roared from Hedong': "Okay, you Chen Pengju, you haven't made a fortune yet, and your tail is cocked." I can't live this day......"

"Sister-in-law, you hold on. Don't say I said it. Now, immediately, immediately pull him up and question him. Is this a big deal? How can you treat your sister-in-law like this. ”

When Fang Min hurriedly turned home, Xiao Sheng did not forget to fan the flames behind his back.

Ye Wei, who heard his words, pushed this guy heavily and said, "You are afraid that the world will not be chaotic." Is this true?"

"Fake, at three o'clock in the morning, Brother Shunzi drove me back, Dapeng, and Xiaozhuang together. I was afraid of disturbing the rest of the second elder, so I made do with Brother Shunzi. ”

"Then you still say that!"

"I'll have to let him drive out later, and if I don't see you, I'll call him." Wouldn't I like to talk to you a little more now? I let my sister-in-law go......"

Ye Wei, who heard Xiao Sheng's explanation, pushed away Xiao Sheng in front of her, and trotted all the way towards Chen Pengju.

"Oops, you tap, you tap. What the hell is going on?"

"Didn't I say it, I went to the city with Gou Sheng last night to run errands. You give me your clothes first, it's freezing this day, you want to freeze me to death?"

When Ye Wei arrived at Chen's house, Fang Min, who had a handful of snot and tears, dragged the thinly dressed Chen Pengju out of the hot quilt. At this time, Chen Dazhu and Aunt Wang both walked out of the back room. Asking what's going on!

And when Fang Min, who was crying and crying, noisily said that there were wild women outside Chen Pengju, even Chen Dazhu believed it for the first time.

It wasn't until Ye Wei, who was out of breath, ran in and stopped this 'domestic violence' in time that the atmosphere eased down.

"What are you talking about?" Fang Min, who was wide-eyed, asked in astonishment.

"A few of them did run errands in Huaicheng yesterday, and my brother-in-law was also there at that time. Xiao Sheng just wanted to use this method to make you call Brother Dapeng up. ”

"Huh?"

"Oh, Brother Dapeng is up! Brother Shunzi also said that you are angry to get up, and he doesn't dare to come. As soon as I heard this, what a tiger you are. How dare I poke your brow. Let my sister-in-law do it for me. What's the matter, isn't it exciting?"

Xiao Daguan, who was leaning against the gate of the courtyard, said to Chen Pengju, who was shivering from the cold in the courtyard, with bared teeth.

Hearing this, Chen Pengju turned his head and picked up the hoe and rushed out.

frightened Xiao Daguan, and he hurriedly fled.

"Brother, brother, I was wrong. Mom, Mom, you see that Brother Dapeng is going to beat me. Dad, you can't die without help. ”

The news of the 'infighting' between the two brothers in the village early in the morning spread in an instant. However, when everyone found out the truth, everyone grinned. Some are even joking about Fang Min.

Chen Pengju, who was 'persuaded to come back', threw the hoe into the yard with a 'bang'. He was wearing Xiao Sheng's thick jacket, and Xiao Sheng, who followed closely behind, was 'shivering' from the cold at this moment.

"Dog Sheng, this joke can't be made again in the future. ”

Chen Dazhu, who knew that his brothers were 'joking', reminded with a smile.

"I know uncle, but sister-in-law, I made this joke today, not for no reason. Do you believe what others say? People can't wait for our brothers to catch fire in the backyard every day. ”

"Well, the dog wins. You're going to lose it! I'm really making a good excuse for myself. Chen Pengju, who put on his pants and went out, scolded and scolded each other.

"What I'm saying is the truth! Brother Dapeng, you are angry. Don't take out the hidden knife. It's not good......"