Chapter 4 People are embarrassed
"Master, master, are you really going to open an online sect? The three dogs ran around under the legs of the two dogs, and from time to time they said this.
Ergou has been thinking about problems, in fact, Ergou is a very serious person, every time he starts to think about problems, it is difficult to be interrupted by others.
The third dog bit the pants of the second dog and yelled at the second dog: "Ditch, ditch, ditch." ”
Ergou subconsciously answered: "Oh tired, tired, tired." ”
"Smack!"
"Ahh
The next second, the second two dogs suddenly disappeared on the horizon, and the three dogs touched their paws and touched their heads, and they said that there was a ditch in front of him, and I owe this thing, and this time it fell down the sewer.
Ergou scolded and crawled out of the sewer, and then punched and kicked Sangou, Sangou looked at Ergou with a sad and angry face, did he do something wrong this time?
"You didn't do anything wrong, but as your boss, I'm in a bad mood, is there a problem venting here with you?"
Sangou sighed, the life of artificial intelligence is not easy these days, and he has to be bullied every day.
"Ergou, you go back and get a live broadcast software on your mobile phone, I want to think about the conditions for our sect to recruit disciples, our disciples must be one in a million and talented. ”
Sangou said seriously: "Master, it's hard to find, you are the only one I know who meets the requirements." ”
The second dog laughed, and all the dirt on Zhen's clothes fell to the ground, and even the gold chain had experienced the baptism of the sewer and lost its light.
It can be seen that gold does not necessarily shine in the sewers.
An aunt with a broom came over and motioned for Ergou to move to the side, and the dirty things on Ergou's body fell on the ground, and if she didn't disturb in time, her wages would be deducted.
"Child, Auntie and you don't know each other, but there is a sentence that Auntie still has to remind you. ”
Ergou looked at the sanitation worker aunt with a confused face, and saw the aunt say seriously: "Obedient, some things can be eaten, and some things can't be eaten." ”
After saying that, the aunt left, and the second dog looked at the back of the aunt leaving, and suddenly understood what the aunt meant, this thing do you mean I went to the sewer to eat that.
"I'll fight with you!"
The second dog picked up his big gold chain and rushed to his aunt, and the third dog desperately bit the second dog's trouser legs.
"Master, respecting the old and loving the young is a glorious tradition of our interstellar age. ”
"Fuck glorious...... I fought with her, and she actually said that I ate. ”
"Master, do you think about it, you, the master of the first line of the sect through the ages, is it not good to bully an old woman?"
Ergou immediately stopped, then touched his big oily head, looked at Sangou and nodded: "You're right, it's really not suitable, the pattern is small, the pattern is small." ”
Then Ergou went to the street next to him to take a shower and change his clothes, but the big gold chain was still worn around his neck, and he already had an idea about the online sect, and now he went back to make a specific plan.
An old man who looked like a beggar nestled in the corner and stretched lazily, and happened to have his eyes on the big gold chain of the second dog.
I exclaimed in my heart: "Such a dirt hammer dress must be an upstart, today's business is here." ”
The old man appeared in front of Ergou with lightning speed, blocking Ergou's way.
Next, the old man didn't give Ergou a chance to wonder at all.
"Young man, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a genuine martial arts wizard. ”
The second dog glanced at the third dog, and now there are few people who speak so well in this society.
"I have a few peerless exercises here, seeing that you are destined for the old man, I only need a big gold chain to sell it to you. ”
The old man took out a few crumpled and bluffing exercises in his clothes.
"The Palm of the Troubled Heaven"
"The Great Law of Demon Suppression"
......
Ergou's face was black, and Sangou gloated, but he didn't expect that a person with such a level of speech was actually a charlatan.
Ergou took out a mobile phone from his clothes, looked at the old man and said: "Senior, I have a super mobile phone here, which can not only play games and surf the Internet, but also have exercises in it that can be viewed freely." ”
The old man looked puzzled, thinking to himself how could such a young person be his peer, and when the two of them were puzzled, a man in black suddenly appeared beside Ergou, and then took the exercises in the old man's hand.
"I bought it. ”
Ergou looked back at this extraordinary-looking young man, but he didn't expect that the young man who looked so clever was actually a fool.
When the old man heard that the business was coming, he immediately smiled, it seems that he has met the owner of the money this time, and he can take a good pit for a while.
"Young man, these exercises are not cheap. ”
The black-clothed young man next to Ergou directly took out a jade pendant and handed it to the old man, and then kept looking at the exercises.
"This jade pendant should be enough, right?"
The old man picked up the jade pendant and put it in the sun to look at it, and I went to get the real thing.
"No problem, happy to work with. ”
After saying that, the old man ran not far away, and Ergou asked a lot: "Actually, my super phone is not bad, if you still have a jade pendant, I can sell it to you." ”
The man in black ignored Ergou, but turned on the exercise, and the next second he frowned.
"This exercise is fake, he lied to me. ”
Ergou gave this person a blank look, isn't this nonsense? A three-year-old child knows that this person is a charlatan.
The next second, the man in black waved his hand, and the old man who had run far away just now suddenly appeared next to Ergou, and the man in black pinched the old man's neck and lifted him up.
"You lie to me, and whoever deceives me will die. ”
Ergou looked at the scene in front of him with wide eyes, but he didn't expect that this stupid kid next to him was actually a master of cultivating immortals, just because a charlatan was going to kill people, isn't it a bit too much to say.
"Friend, it's not that serious, just let the old man return the jade pendant to you, there is no need to kill. ”
The man in black looked back at Ergou, there seemed to be an endless star field in his eyes, Ergou only felt a trance, and the next second Ergou regained his clarity.
"You're stopping me?"
Ergou nodded: "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're a charlatan, too?"
Ergou patted his head on what kind of logic this person was, and Sangou immediately threw himself on the arm of the man in black, trying to save the old man, because he also felt that the old man was not guilty to death.
But the arm of the man in black is too hard, and Sangou can't bite it at all, and then Sangou directly turned on the power on his teeth, can't I bite you and I can't still power you?
After the old man landed, he began to cough violently, almost coughing out his lungs, and the old man, who was already in a state of decline, could not withstand such a toss.
The man in black looked back at Ergou and asked seriously, "Are you declaring war on me?"
Ergou opened his mouth and said: "I declare your uncle." ”
"Don't you know that you respect the old and love the young?
"Although it's not a legal society now, aren't you afraid that God won't be able to look at you and use lightning to strike you when you do this?"
Ergou said righteous words, Sangou looked at Ergou from the side, you didn't say that when you were going to beat that sweeping aunt just now.
Ergou turned his head and glared at Sangou, this time and that, and the second dog didn't say that he wanted to kill people, Ergou and Sangou had the same mind.
"Dog, put on music. ”
Sangou nodded, and then turned on the stereo he carried.
"The light of righteousness shines on the earth............
Ergou walked over and helped the old man up, and then looked at the man in black.
The man in black glanced at Sangou strangely, this dog is not ordinary, he can actually speak, but the old man still deceived him, he hates deception.
"I'm still going to kill him. ”
Ergou's face was loveless: "Why do you say that you are so brainless, you fight and kill at every turn, don't you want exercises?"
Ergou took out a mobile phone and threw it to the man in black, under the puzzled eyes of the black man, Ergou said unhurriedly: "You open the mobile phone and register for Glory Nuannuan, and the game store will use the exercises." ”
The man in black took the phone and looked at Ergou and asked, "Do you think I'm a good deceitful?"
Ergou nodded, isn't it easy to deceive? People who have been deceived by a few villain books, this world is becoming less and less.
"You can go and see first, I am the king of Longteng Academy, I use my reputation to vouch, I didn't lie to you, if you don't get what you want, you can come to Longteng Academy to find me." ”
Ergou squatted down and took the jade pendant from the old man, and then took it to himself.
"Let's just take it as an exchange. ”
"Three dogs, go home. ”
Ergou touched his big oily head, it turned out that it felt so good to do good deeds.
"Sangou, don't stop the music. ”
"The light of righteousness shines on the earth............
The man in black looked at the mobile phone in his hand, and then glared at the old beggar.
The old beggar stood up and ran, but this time the man in black didn't stop him, just looked at the back of Ergou, his pupils narrowed slightly.
"Wang Ergou, if you lie to me, I will not only kill you, but also cut you with a thousand knives. ”
Then the man in black turned to leave, and within a few steps, he began to cough.
The hand that the man in black covered his mouth with a trace of blood on it.