Episode 527: The praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind
Zheng Xiyi stood at the door of the recording studio and tilted his head to look at Xu Xian, Xu Xian didn't speak, only pointed his finger in front of him, and pouted again, and in an instant Zheng Xiyi was blinded by this girl's lips. In order to hide his embarrassment, Jung Hee-yi hurriedly slipped to the door of his bedroom against the wall, stretched out his head to look in with Seo Hyun's guidance, and the scene in his eyes made him almost laugh: Jessica and Taeyeon were sneaking like thieves, bending over, pouting their butts, raising their heads, holding their mobile phones in their hands, and moving into the house step by step.
Looking back at Xu Xian, Zheng Xiyi stretched out his thumb and praised her upright character of killing her relatives with righteousness, Xu Xian's little face was a little red, and he lowered his head slightly to avoid Zheng Xiyi's gaze. Zheng Xiyi silently slandered, sure enough, he was a Cancer, and he could blush while having a black belly, and he didn't know if he was shy because Ernie was caught red-handed, or because he was excited about trapping Ernie again, or ...... Both?
In order not to alarm the two fools in the house, Zheng Xiyi only showed his head from the door, and then silently took out his mobile phone from his pocket, aimed at the two fools in the room and began to record a video.
Xu Xian looked at his strange posture crooked at the door, and then at the posture of the Ernnies in the room, blinked, and silently took out his mobile phone from his pocket and aimed it at the three stupid people in front of him......
Only halfway through, Jessica felt that her feet were a little weak, her physical strength was already poor, and now it was past lunch, and then walking with her waist caused the blood to run and breathe was not smooth, and she couldn't help but be slightly panting and dizzy, so she changed her mind and didn't sneak all the way to the head of Zheng Xiyi's bed, but turned around and came to the end of the bed, squatted down on the bed, and gently took two deep breaths.
Taeyeon crouched behind her, patted Jessica with a frown, and silently asked with her lips, "What's wrong?"
Jessica stroked her chest, pointed to her head and spun around twice, and motioned, "Wait a minute, I'm catching my breath, my head is a little dizzy." ”
Taeyeon hurriedly reached out and stroked her behind her back to help her get through the breath, Jessica rolled her eyes, and pointed at Taeyeon and then at the head of the bed, and then at herself and then at her feet, meaning that Taeyeon went to the head of the bed and she stayed at the end of the bed.
Taeyeon thought about it, didn't understand what she was going to do, and asked with her lips, "Yui?"
Jessica frowned, picked up her phone and typed a message on it, then showed the screen to Taeyeon, which read: "You go to the head of the bed, I'm at the end of the bed, let's lift the quilt at the same time, take a few photos and run." ”
Taeyeon thought about it with a crooked mouth, and also typed a paragraph on her mobile phone, "Okay, what if Hee-yi OPPA sleeps naked without clothes?"
Jessica gave Taeyeon a blank look and replied in a typed word: "DON'T WORRY, STELLA SAID THAT BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HEE YIN ERNI WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR WAKING UP HEE-YI, SO HE ALWAYS SLEPT IN PAJAMAS AND PAJAMAS, OTHERWISE DO YOU THINK I AM A RAN IN AND TOOK A PICTURE OF A BIG MAN SLEEPING NAKED." ”
Taeyeon was suddenly frustrated, "Isn't that out of shape?"
Jessica glared at Taeyeon fiercely, "Ahh
Taeyeon thought about it too, so she nodded with a little disappointment and agreed to Jessica's plan.
Zheng Xiyi has always not minded everyone talking about practicing and playing with him in the show, and the photos and videos only need to say hello to Liu Xianyu in advance and take a look, after all, he never helps S.M to promote artists, so Zheng Xiyi will not say anything more at this level. As for the scruples of most artists, it is not a problem for him, as long as he doesn't go to the show or work, he never wears makeup, and he always goes to the coffee shop without makeup, so if they take a photo of Zheng Xiyi's wake-up, then it is no problem whether it is used for usual gossip or broadcasting, but if you want to take a photo of Zheng Xiyi's upper body **** or only wearing underwear, there can be no other result except for deletion, they can't say how to have such a photo in their hands, if it is leaked, it will cause a big incident.
Jessica saw that Taeyeon agreed, and secretly laughed in her heart, no matter whether Zheng Hee-yi's reaction was fast or slow, it would be impossible to catch her for a while, because Taeyeon was at the head of the bed, the closest, and the end of the bed was closer to the door, it was easier to escape, and there would be a shameful photo of Jung Hee-yi in her collection.
The so-called "you don't have to outrun the bear, as long as you can outrun your teammates" is probably the truth! Jessica silently remembered the famous quote she saw on a certain website......
Taeyeon is very talented in singing, although she is almost dancing but also in the upper middle posture, and her sense of teamwork and responsibility are incomparable, but in terms of scheming, among the nine girls, she is probably on par with Kim ten years old, otherwise S.M would not have chosen her as the captain, so she didn't see Jessica's little conspiracy, and she gestured to Jessica and quietly moved forward along the side of the bed with excitement.
When she moved to the head of the bed, she secretly raised her head and took a look, she couldn't help frowning, she didn't see Zheng Xiyi, there was no trace at all, and even her hair was not exposed, could it be that he completely wrapped himself in the quilt to sleep?
Just as she was about to take a closer look, Jessica had already leaned out of her upper body from the end of the bed, reached out and pinched the corner of the quilt, and gestured at Taeyeon, Taeyeon had to stand up and reach out to grab the quilt, and when she looked back and wanted to count down with Jessica, she suddenly felt that something seemed wrong at the bedroom door. She blinked vigorously and looked over, but because she was going to take a car back to Seoul for more than three hours today, she was basically sleeping on the road, so she didn't wear contact lenses, as a myopic eye, she could now vaguely see that Busy was still standing by the wall opposite the door, but there seemed to be a person by the door, only his head was exposed, and he couldn't see who it was.
Jessica was waiting for Taeyeon to count down, but found that she seemed to be distracted, and wanted to call her for fear of waking up Jung Hee-yi, so she had to raise her other hand and wave it twice in the air, Taeyeon was disturbed by her arm, and the focus returned to Jessica, Jessica pointed to the bed, Taeyeon had to give up the idea of seeing who was at the door, it was estimated that the child came up again, she silently guessed in her heart.
Taeyeon and Jessica both turned their phones to take pictures, and then looked at each other, Taeyeon made a countdown lip shape, three seconds later, the two of them pulled the quilt hard and then suddenly raised it upward, and the other hand also pressed the shutter quickly, and the mouth was about to laugh, but they all stopped suddenly, because the feeling in the hand was so wrong, and it didn't look like someone was in the quilt at all.
The two of them watched the quilt fall in surprise, the bed was empty, not to mention Zheng Xiyi, there was not even a personal shadow, but there was a half-person tall big round pillow under the quilt, so these two girls thought that there was someone on the bed.
"HI, Taeyeon, Sika, are you two looking for me?"
Zheng Xiyi's voice came from the door, and Jessica turned around suddenly, only to find Zheng Xiyi leaning on the door frame, greeting herself with a smile on her face, and holding a mobile phone in her hand to face her. Taeyeon quickly slipped behind Jessica, wrapped her arms around her waist and secretly showed her head like a little hamster, squinted her eyes and looked hard, and finally recognized that it was Zheng Xiyi standing at the door, and the two girls couldn't help but have crimson faces......
"Taeyeon Oni and Sikaoni are so naïve, it's so naïve to be caught red-handed when they secretly took pictures of other people's wake-ups!" In Lin Xiyin's villa, more than a dozen people sat at the dining table and laughed and talked while eating, Yuna naturally would not let go of the opportunity to take revenge on the captain and second sister, and despised them while gnawing on ribs.
Taeyeon's little head is about to get into the rice bowl, and she doesn't dare to look up at all, Jessica bites her lip but still doesn't speak in the end, although she and Zheng Xiyi get along the most casually, but sneaking into his bedroom to take a picture of him getting up is indeed a bit out of line.
Lin Xiyin also teased Zheng Xiyi like this when she was a child, and besides, she was also happy to see the girls get closer to Zheng Xiyi, so she didn't care, and said with a smile: "You two don't usually play tricks on people, can't you even tell if anyone is sleeping in bed?"
Xiuying swallowed the food in her mouth hard, and nodded in agreement before she had time to wipe the corners of her mouth: "Inside, Taeyeon's Oni and Sikaoni's pranks are too little, if it were me, Yoo-ri, and Yoon-a, I would definitely find out that Hee-yi's OPPA was not in bed early in the morning." ”
Yun'er glanced at the eldest and second child with disgust, and said, "That's it, that's it!"
Yu Li silently glanced at Xiuying and Yun'er, lowered her head and continued to eat, thinking to herself: "I don't want to play pranks with you two and secretly take pictures of boys getting up!"
Jung Hee-yi glanced at Yun'er and said, "Yun'a, you don't actually think Taeyeon and Sika are naïve at all, but blame them for not calling you along, right?"
Yun'er tilted her head and pretended to think for a moment, then nodded vigorously and said, "Inside!"
The girls burst into laughter, and Zheng Xiyi covered his forehead and said, "Alasao, so I have no more expectations for you for a long time!"
Yun'er wrinkled her nose at Zheng Xiyi, snorted, and was about to bow her head to continue eating, but she felt that her waist was stabbed, and she couldn't help but look over, only to see Xu Xian next to her handing over a mobile phone under the table, Yun'er took it and looked at it for a while, and suddenly pointed at Zheng Xiyi and laughed, almost falling off the chair.
“MO?MOYA?”
Everyone looked at Yun'a who laughed madly in amazement, and Yun'a held her stomach and screamed while handing her phone to Jessica next to her. Jessica took it and took a look, it was a video, but it was Zheng Xiyi stretching his neck, tilting his head, pouting his ass and hiding outside the door to secretly film the two of them, the funniest thing is that in the end, Zheng Xiyi first stood up and straightened the clothes on his body, wiped his hair and took care of his hairstyle, and then leaned on the door frame to make a cool look to block the two of them.
Lin Xiyin and the girls stopped eating, and gathered around to repeatedly admire the changes before and after Zheng Xiyi's pretense, laughing so much that tears flowed out, Jessica smiled and pinched Xu Xian's little face and said, "Very good, well done, Xiaoxian!"
Yun'er first gave Xu Xian a thumbs up, and then followed Zheng Xiyi's appearance just now, covered her forehead and said to him: "Xiyi OPPA, so, I don't have any more expectations for you for a long time!"
Zheng Xiyi looked at a large group of girls who were laughing like crazy speechlessly, and then looked at Xu Xian, who couldn't see the shy smile and couldn't see the black belly, and sighed long, sure enough, as the old saying goes, the praying mantis catches cicadas, and the yellow finch is behind!