Chapter 790: The Legend of Cabbage
"In your green building, at the end of the heirloom, those two pieces of cabbage, the old man - bought them!" Elder Li said with a laugh.
"Yes...... But those two slices of cabbage are the heirlooms of my Qinglou, and the proprietress will not sell them!"
"Bastard!" Elder Li shouted angrily: "Is it possible, do you think the old man can't afford to pay this money?"
Elder Li is not stupid, the taste of this cabbage has already made him realize that this cabbage is indeed expensive.
Especially!
When I think of tomorrow, it will be the 60th birthday of the head of the family, and it is a good opportunity to be courteous.
Elder Li relied on sycophancy, so he got to such a high position now.
But Elder Li knew very well that he wanted to go further, and this matter was no longer possible.
So!
If Elder Li wants to rise, the remaining two slices of cabbage are naturally very important!
"Elder, don't waste your scheming, you will kill me, and I will not be able to get the cabbage. ”
Gui Gong said with a wry smile: "The proprietress said, the cabbage is here, and the cabbage is dead!"
Does this have to be serious?
Upon hearing this, Elder Li immediately frowned.
But!
Seeing the turtle male, his eyes were obscene, and he looked like a thief.
Elder Li's heart moved, and he suddenly said, "In this way, how about you go and steal vegetables?"
Big...... My lord!
Poof!
When the voice fell, the turtle man knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing: "My lord, you should be merciful and spare the villain." ”
"What are you afraid of?" Elder Li laughed and said, "I'll give you money to make you an official disciple!"
"In this way, your identity is more noble than the boss lady!"
"When the time comes, even if the boss lady wants to trouble you, it will be helpless!"
As soon as these words came out, the turtle man's eyes lit up, but he still hesitated: "But my lord, in this way, my reputation in this place will be completely stinky." ”
"What's so difficult about this?" Elder Li said with a laugh: "I'll give you an activation code, and in a few days, it will be the day when the next batch of formal disciples will join my Dangu." ”
"In the meantime, there will be thousands of more disciples who will be logged into the database at the same time, how can others see if there are not many of you?"
Thank you, Elders!
When the voice fell, the turtle no longer hesitated, knelt directly on the ground, and kowtowed heavily.
……
In less than half an hour, two pieces of cabbage the size of a fingernail had already appeared in Elder Li's hands.
Elder Li really didn't break his promise, and handed a token to the turtle prince.
Moreover!
For these two cabbages, Elder Li also paid a large amount of sect contribution.
Nonsense!
Elder Li was not stupid, he knew that these two pieces of cabbage, once they were taken out, would definitely cause a sensation.
At that time, the proprietress of this green building, if she goes to sue, her reputation will be ruined.
But this matter, Elder Li, has been prepared for a long time.
"The old man paid a lot of money, this is for the master, and he is preparing a gift, not to fill his pocket!"
"When the time comes, even if the head knows the truth, it is absolutely impossible to embarrass the old man, but he will know the old man's loyalty!"
"As for this cabbage, the old man can completely say that he didn't know the inside story and was deceived by the turtle father!"
Get!
No matter how far things have developed in the end, Elder Li has succeeded in picking himself out.
Elder Li took the cabbage, took advantage of the night, hummed a little tune, and embarked on the way back.
Meanwhile!
In the next room of the Qinglou, another turtle prince was also waiting, another elder.
"Xiao Thin, the heirloom of your Qinglou, the old man wants it all, you go and steal it!
This chubby elder. Spraying the smell of wine, with a wave of his big hand, a large handful of tribute was thrown directly to the turtle male.
……
On this day, as long as you go to the Qinglou to consume, all the powerful people with a little bit of status have encountered a similar situation.
There were only a few turtle fathers in the Qinglou, but today there are dozens of people who have appeared out of thin air.
……
The next morning, it came quickly.
Today is the head of Dangu, Zhou Batong, the day of his 60th birthday!
Unlike other places, Dangu rises at sunrise and rests at sunset, and the pace of life is very slow.
Even in the market, before dark, the doors are closed and a curfew is imposed.
So!
The birthday banquet of the head of Dangu was arranged at noon, not dinner.
……
On this day, Zhou Batong sat on the throne and accepted the congratulations of the disciples from all directions.
"Qi Qi is in charge, the villain went to sea to recruit new people this year, and between the vast ocean, I occasionally saw a fairy mountain!"
Deacon Ning stood up and said with a smile: "It's also good luck that the villain actually saw the immortal." ”
Burst!
As soon as he heard this, Master Zhou immediately frowned: "Xiao Ning, you are drunk, and you are talking nonsense." ”
"Master, I'm not drunk, I saw an immortal in a dream on a desert island that day, and I thought I was dreaming!"
Deacon Ning said with a smile: "When I woke up, I found that there was one more treasure beside me. ”
Oh?
And, this is a good thing?
As soon as they heard this, everyone was in a commotion, and they were all curious.
"So, are you going to give a gift to my father?"
"Miss Ling'er, the villain has a lowly status, how can he have that glory and sit on a gift from an immortal?"
Deacon Ning clenched his fists and said: "The villain knows very well that this is the dream of the immortals, and with the help of the villain's hand, he will transfer the gift to the head of the house and congratulate the head on his 60th birthday." ”
As he spoke, behind Deacon Ning, a disciple stepped forward and held a gift box high.
"Good, good, good!"
Caressing the white beard, Master Zhou, laughed deeply: "Xiao Ning, it's rare for you to go out to recruit new people, remember to bring gifts to this seat, your loyalty is commendable!"
As soon as these words came out, Deacon Sang also stood up: "Head of Qiqi, the villain also has a gift for you." ”
"Uncle Sang, shouldn't you have met an immortal in your dream?" asked the girl in the white dress curiously.
"Of course not. Deacon Sang said with a smile: "The villain dreamed last night that the Buddha appeared and said that the old man would give the gift to the head of the monk. ”
While speaking, Deacon Sang clapped his hands, and immediately a disciple walked over with a gift box.
"Good, good, good!" As soon as he heard that the Buddha also gave him a gift, the smile on Master Zhou's face became even thicker.
As the head of Dangu, Zhou Batong is not a fool, he naturally knows very well that there are no Buddha immortals at all.
But Zhou Batong didn't care.
Today's Zhou Batong birthday, the picture is auspicious, as for what everyone sends, it is not very important.
Soon, many elders present also carried gift boxes, said compliments, and congratulated Master Zhou one by one.
But soon, the girl in the white dress frowned: "Elders, deacons, why are your gift boxes the same except for the different colors?"
What?
And also...... How does this work?
Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned, and when they looked closely, they were all dumbfounded.
"It's the same!"
"Damn, Lao Li, you ...... Where did you get this gift box?"
"In my own home, Lao Zhang, why is your gift box the same color as mine?"
"I made it private, and let the servants get it, and I don't know the situation. ”
In an instant, the magnates of Dangu were all in a commotion and felt stunned.
"The gift box is the same, it's nothing, today's big birthday, the picture is lively. ”
Master Zhou waved his hand, disapproving: "Come, everyone, drink this cup!"
When the voice fell, these Dangu bigwigs raised their wine glasses one after another.
However!
Right now!
The melodious voice of the girl in the white dress came with the wind again: "Daddy, but in case their gift is the same." ”
Burst!
When the voice fell, everyone who had already had their own thoughts was stunned and became a little frightened.
"Ling'er, Hugh's nonsense!" Zhou Zhangmen scolded him.
In fact!
Things have developed so far, Master Zhou has opened, and something is wrong.
But today, it is a good day for the head of Zhou, and he doesn't want to do much, which spoils his mood.
However, the girl did not relent, walked all the way to the bottom, and picked up Elder Li's gift box.
"This is the old man's family, the ancestral treasure of the times, dedicated to the head. Elder Li smiled.
"You and I want to see what this heirloom is. The girl grinned, turned her hand, and opened the gift box in public.
A large plate of chicken, covered with a lid, appeared in front of everyone.
"This ...... How is that possible!"
"Actually, it's exactly the same plate as the old man's gift!"
"Yes, I read that right, my lid is like this!"
In an instant, all the elders were in an uproar.
"Elder Li, is your lid a Rubik's Cube?" a fat elder said suddenly.
"yes. Elder Li nodded, feeling that something was wrong.
"Is there a total of nine layers of covers, each layer is a nine-square grid, and the number on the first layer is - 9527!" Another elder spoke.
"You...... How do you know?" Elder Li's forehead suddenly appeared in a cold sweat.
"Are there two slices of cabbage on your plate, the size of a fingernail?" another elder spoke.
Bang!
A bolt from the blue!
The words of these three elders were like three heavy punches, instantly hammering into Elder Li's chest, making him almost spurt blood in anger.
Nima!
I spent a lot of money, I relied on the pit to get the heirloom, but it was actually a stall?
No way!
The turtle man who killed that day, the old man and so on, I can't kill him!
In an instant, Elder Li's face turned blue with anger, and his mood was lost to the extreme.
"All the gift boxes that Jiang Er is waiting for will be opened, and all the gifts will be made public!" The majestic voice of Master Zhou resounded throughout the audience in an instant.
Hearing this, everyone picked up their gift boxes one after another and opened them skillfully.
Exactly the same, a large plate of chicken plates, appeared in front of Master Zhou.
Even!
Even the order in which the lid was opened, all the powers present, were exactly the same, there was no difference.
This scene, Zhou Batong, who watched it, suddenly frowned and felt the fire.
And when all the plates, all are opened.
The exact same cabbage slice suddenly appeared in front of Zhou Batong......