Chapter Twenty-Five: A Fart Shocks the World
On the platform, several leader-looking people were anxiously looking at the train timetable.
The broken train is actually late!
"It's coming! It's coming!" saw the green internal combustion engine slowly driving along the curved track from a distance, led by a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a set of overalls, with a happy expression, shouted at the person next to him.
The two young men hurriedly pulled up the huge banner in their hands, which read: "Welcome to Changwu Martial Arts School to study and exchange." "Ten big white letters.
Because Songshan is the terminal station, in order to ensure safety, the school leaders asked all students to obey the teacher's arrangement when getting off the bus, and only after the whole carriage was gone, the teacher arranged for the students to get off the bus in an orderly manner. Hanging such a sign was also discussed in advance, and in the name of the exchange of visits between the Changwu Martial School and the Shaolin Temple, the requirements of the great gods were secretly arranged, and the requirements of the gods were arranged as much as possible so as not to alarm anyone.
Here are the Henan Provincial Department of Education, the Henan Provincial Folk Martial Arts Promotion Association, the Henan Provincial Mingdu Martial Arts School and the Songshan Shaolin Temple in Henan Province. Except for the leaders of the Department of Education and a few people inside the Shaolin Temple, no one knew what the deeper meaning of this exchange of visits and exchanges was. Of course, the leaders of the Department of Education are not clear about the specific details, but are only asked to fully cooperate, and if necessary, they can report directly to the provincial leaders. The specific details are only known to a few senior monks of Shaolin Temple.
The chief reporter of "Henan Daily" has already been in place, and the camera is also in a state of preparing to turn on.
The person in charge of the reception here didn't know that the target this time was Ye Tian's children. They just knew that their leaders were nervous, and repeatedly told them that the reception mission must be carried out smoothly and that the guests should be satisfied.
The children were quite obedient, and after getting off the train, they did not run around, but just stood on the platform and chirped like birds that had just come out of the cage. It's no wonder that keeping these super-energetic kids on the train for so long is in itself a torture.
The Provincial Department of Education came to a deputy director, which was enough to give Principal Zhou face. Then the Martial Arts Promotion Association, the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School and the Zhike monk who was responsible for the reception of Shaolin Temple stepped forward one by one to shake hands with Principal Zhou and other relevant leaders of the school.
Ye Tian and the others have been looking around behind Principal Zhou, and letting Ye Tian, the troublemaker, follow behind Principal Zhou, which can reduce the probability of Ye Tian causing trouble to a certain extent.
When Principal Zhou shook hands with the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School, Ye Tian felt the chilling aura that suddenly emanated from Principal Mingdu's body.
Ye Tian couldn't help but take a closer look at this humanoid giant beast. At the time of the introduction, Ye Tian knew that the principal of the Mingdu Martial Arts School was surnamed Liang, and his name was Liang Jian. used to be a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, and it seems that martial arts are quite successful. It's just that looking at this person's thick eyebrows, I know that this guy's heart and eyes are not big.
"Principal Zhou, why didn't Wang Changwu come?" Liang Jian was quite sensible, and after a round of handshakes, he came to Principal Zhou and asked coldly.
Principal Zhou's brows furrowed, he didn't like Liang Jian's attitude of talking to him. Wang Changwu is not his subordinate, he can't ask Principal Zhou at all if he comes, and he still has this kind of questioning tone.
"Principal Liang, Principal Wang may be too busy with official business, right? After all, the martial arts school and business have to be taken care of, so maybe he can't spare time to come over. "Because Liang Jian opened a martial arts school, Principal Zhou also moved out the identity of Wang Changwu Martial Arts School.
Liang Jian pursed his lips and snorted heavily: "I think I'm scared! I am ashamed to see that my famous martial arts school is full of talents!"
Principal Zhou frowned again. Although he didn't have much contact with Wang Changwu, Principal Zhou often heard about Wang Changwu's chivalrous deeds, so he admired them. In addition, being in a foreign land, as soon as he got off the train, he heard someone slandering his fellow countryman here, and Principal Zhou felt a little uncomfortable.
Principal Zhou just thought about taking Liang Jian's sentence lightly, and a childish voice came from behind Leng Buding: "Mingdu Martial Arts School is full of talents? ”
When Liang Jian heard this, the huge muscles of his whole body twitched violently. The already angular face was even more distorted and hideous, as if it was a demon from hell.
Principal Zhou was shocked in his heart, how could he forget this troublesome little ancestor!
Ye Tian was very angry in his heart, as soon as he recognized Wang Changwu, the eldest brother, someone said bad things about him in front of him. Ye Tian is like this, it's okay for everyone to abuse each other, but it's absolutely not okay for outsiders to say that they are not good. Although this cheap big brother seems to have a bad stomach, he specially dug a pit and waited for him to jump, but since he recognized the big brother, it is an internal contradiction among the people, go home and close the door.
"Principal Wang of our Changwu Martial Arts School said that Mingdu Martial Arts School is just a second-rate martial arts school, so just send me alone to learn about it. Seeing Liang Jian looking at him with gloomy eyes, Ye Tian also took out a transcript from his pocket and said: "I am the third from the bottom in the martial arts subject of Changwu Martial Arts School this semester, Principal Wang said that I am stupid in talent, let me go home and farm after this summer camp." ”
Looking at the sadness in Ye Tian's eyes, Principal Zhou sighed secretly. is such a little hooligan with means and scheming, and he really can't come out in a hundred years.
Liang Jian was angry again, and he couldn't turn his face with Xiao Budian. After being damaged by Ye Tian's gun with a stick without dirty words, he couldn't fight back. I had to angrily glance at Principal Zhou, who was pretending to be stupid, and walked away.
Ye Tianyi grinned and said with a smile to Principal Zhou: "Actually, this is my report card in the village, and it is really the third-to-last. ”
Principal Zhou had to reply to Ye Tian with a slightly embarrassed smile and said, "It's okay, anyone who has achieved great things has not done well in his studies when he was a child." ”
Ye Tian nodded, and his expression was very much in agreement with Principal Zhou's words.
"Actually, I just can't get used to the slanderous face behind that humanoid monster, Principal Zhou, I didn't cause you trouble, did I?"
Principal Zhou waved his hand and said, "I can't see it for a long time, even if you don't speak, I will have to hurt him a few words." ”
Accommodation is arranged at the Mingdu Martial Arts School.
This is also the meaning of the Provincial Department of Education, arranging the accommodation of more than 300 children at once is indeed a bit of a headache. Songshan is not as good as Guangzhou, there are countless hotels. Therefore, the Provincial Department of Education has carte blanche to entrust the Mingdu Martial Arts School. As a co-organizer, Liang Jian, the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School, seized this opportunity to promote his martial arts school.
In all fairness, the area and hardware facilities of the Mingdu Martial Arts School are better than those of the Changwu Martial School. After all, this is the birthplace of Shaolin Kung Fu, and if the hardware facilities can't keep up, it is impossible to survive in this land that breeds a large number of martial arts schools. Unlike Changwu Martial Arts School, with the fame of Scorpion Baba and Wang Changwu, it can recruit a large number of students.
Including Ye Tian, the first time he got off the bus, he was still shocked by the majestic and rugged decoration of the Mingdu Martial Arts School.
The gate of the Mingdu Martial Arts School is imitated like the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple, which is seventeen or eighteen meters high. The main door is not opened, and it is said that only when the national leaders and the Shaolin Temple and a few high-ranking monks in China come to the Mingdu Martial Arts School, the middle gate will be opened.
On both sides, there are small doors to enter and exit, and it is said that it is a small gate, which is also ten meters high. On both sides of the small door stand two blue water and golden crystal beasts, and the delicate and delicate knife skills give these two stone sculptures endless vitality.
The entire gate is blue-brown and made of stone. Directly above the main entrance, there are four big characters like silver hooks: Mingdu Martial Arts School.
Standing at the door of the martial arts school, you can hear the sound of training inside from time to time, and the shouting horn is really moving.
The children who had been chattering all the time stood there silently with their mouths wide open at this time, and for the first time their eyes reflected the kind of piety and love for martial arts from the bottom of their hearts.
Ye Tian's eyes also showed such a gaze———— it was only for a moment.
Seeing such an effect, Liang Jian was obviously very satisfied. Chong looked at his school's academic affairs director and nodded slightly, the director understood, and immediately cleared his throat and prepared to speak.
With a "bang", a huge fart successfully collapsed everyone's urge to dedicate themselves to martial arts to Java, and everyone, including the director in charge of reception and the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School, Liang Jian, looked at this side in amazement.
Ye Tian and Er Pao both pinched their noses and looked at Xiao Fat, so everyone decided that it was the stinky fart of this fat man with a big bag.
Only Ye Tian and the second cannon understood in their hearts that this fart was actually put by Ye Tian.
After a moment of confusion, Ye Tian ruthlessly brewed a fart from his stomach, and then discharged it by violently contracting the anal sphincter, and it was really the world changing color.
As for such a trivial matter as framing Xiaopang, Ye Tian would never care about it. Anyway, it wasn't the first time he had done this kind of thing, and Ye Tian didn't have any psychological burden at all.
Chubby also pinched his nose and thought he was unlucky, since Ye Tian was five years old when he first pitted himself, Chubby knew that such a thing would happen many times.
Liang Jian's face turned iron-blue.
What do these three children mean? The collision at the train station has already made it impossible for them to get off the stage, and this time they farted in public at the gate of their school, can a normal person not even be able to hold back his fart? It must be on purpose!
Ye Tian slapped the back of the chubby head and scolded fiercely: "Why are you farting in public here? Can't you hold back? The leader of the famous martial arts school is about to speak, but you are farting here, what do you look like?"
Yes, even the director of the Academic Affairs Office scolded him along the way.
The three children were not afraid of heaven and earth, but since they were bullied by Brother Wang, Ye Tian felt that he had the obligation to get this field back.
Ye Tian's consistent principle is that either he will not step on it, or if he wants to step on it, he will step on it to death, so that the unlucky guy will never be able to turn over, and even if he turns over, he will be afraid of himself for the rest of his life.
Principal Zhou stood not far away, feeling a cold breath on his back, is this kid Ye Tian really a student? Why does he look like a reincarnated troublemaker?