Chapter 82: The Pit I Dig, I Jump!
found that the trouble he caused was bigger than he imagined, and Yan Fei couldn't do anything, anyway, he wouldn't admit that he did it, whoever likes it can go as he likes!
It was still early, so he took Xu Xiaoyan to cook. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The world is big, and it's great to be full.
Just learn to change the python, it is the time when the strength soars and the amount of food is the greatest, not to mention that last night it changed and changed, doing all the physical work, and the stomach felt empty if he didn't eat something for a while.
Before the meal was ready, Kuroko came back in disgrace.
As soon as he came back, he began to shout: "Good guy, there are several soldiers here, who came with guns, and went directly to the countryside;
Yan Fei was annoyed when he looked at his undoing business: "Then why don't you follow for a while?"
Kuroko tilted his head, and then said with a hippie smile: "I'm not stupid! The big python they said is so big, can it work with a few small pistols? I think your sledgehammer is more reliable, I'd better stay honest in this place!"
This guy is really not stupid, watching him leave proudly, Xu Xiaoyan and Yan Fei were speechless.
Yan Fei looked at Xu Xiaoyan who was still a little worried, anyway, the lie was out, and it was nothing to say a few more words, so he bragged nonsense: "Do you know why I wasn't scared when I saw that big python? Actually, I didn't tell you just now because I was afraid that you would be worried." I wanted to catch this guy and got into a fight with him. ”
As soon as he said this, Xu Xiaoyan immediately looked at him with wide eyes, only to see him continue with a disdainful expression: "That snake doesn't have any skills, it just can run around and bite, and if it can't bite me after a few jumps, it wants to run away." Where can I get it to run? I just tugged at the guy's tail and shook it several times, and it didn't work. ”
"I didn't take advantage of it at the time, and thinking that it wouldn't work anymore, I let go of my hand and prepared to find something, and dragged it back to kill the meat eater. As a result, the guy pretended to be dead, and while I wasn't paying attention, he slipped into the river with a sigh. I didn't find it in the dark, so I ran away. ”
Xu Xiaoyan looked at him with disdain and regret for a while, as if he really almost caught a big python and came back, and suddenly said in disbelief: "Is it really fake? Then why didn't you tell me?"
"Of course it's true!" Yan Fei's lie became more and more slippery. "If it weren't for the fear that you would say that I was messing around, thinking that you must be afraid of snakes or something, I would have told you a long time ago. Actually, it's not that big, so it's not a small python. It's not like you've never seen people catch snakes, just rely on my strength, carry the tail and shake it, and the snake will become a soft-footed shrimp, very simple. ”
The girl believed eight or nine points, and then began to ask him for details.
Yan Fei sighed in his heart, and tried his best to make this lie more complete, and finally made the girl believe in herself when the meal was ready.
As a result, when the two were eating, Lin Baoguo came.
As Kuroko said, the police station came out to patrol with guns. Lin Baoguo came with a gun, probably to appease people's hearts, and the gun was deliberately exposed.
As soon as Lin Baoguo came in and saw that these two were eating, as if they didn't know about such a big thing outside, they were stunned.
After knowing that they had already heard about it, it was still those words that Yan Fei was tired of listening to in the afternoon, in short, they should be careful and careful, they would rather believe it or not, and pay more attention to the surrounding movements at night, etc.
Yan Fei was impatient, thought about the miserable appearance of the two comrades from the police station at noon, and hurriedly beckoned him: "Let's eat something first!
Lin Baoguo estimated that he was not idle this day, just look at the mud on the trouser leg. At this time, he was also hungry, and when Xu Xiaoyan brought him rice, he picked up a handful of chopsticks and suddenly made half a plate of dishes.
After finishing a bowl of rice like a whirlwind, he was ready to leave as soon as he put his chopsticks down, and when he walked to the door, he turned around and said to Yan Fei: "Aren't you idle and have nothing to do? What are you doing with this thing standing at the front door? I'm going to put it aside......
As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed it, looking like he was going to drag it out and throw it aside.
As soon as he stretched out his arm, he heard him "huh", and then touched it with both hands: "What is the use of making such a thing? I thought it was something else!"
"That's the sledgehammer I prepared, and when the python came, I slaughtered the stew and ate it. "Yan Fei, hehe, hey, straight.
"Hey, you're just fooling around! This guy is all iron, he has to weigh two hundred pounds, right? No......" Lin Baoguo said and flicked the hammer. "Solid? It's really good, I guess that snake's head is not as hard as this guy's. Alright, okay, I've got to leave quickly, be careful yourself!"
Seeing off Lin Baoguo, who was in a hurry, Yan Fei and Xu Xiaoyan slowly cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks.
Before he finished cleaning up, Lin Baoguo hurried over again, and as soon as he came over, he called Yan Fei: "Xiaofei, let's discuss something with you!"
"What's the matter?" Yan Fei wondered, it was rare for Lin Baoguo to talk to him in such a good tone, why did he feel so uneasy?
"Aren't we on patrol this night? I want you to join the patrol team too, and you don't have to do anything else, you just carry your sledgehammer and follow us around twice, how about it?"
"This ......"
"What is this, let's go, hurry up and go over first. It's dark, go out for a walk to appease the crowd first, so that they can all hurry home and cook and eat with peace of mind!" Lin Baoguo said and forcibly 'requisitioned' Yan Fei, and then said to Xu Xiaoyan: "Don't worry, several of us have guns! It's nothing! Just make a show for others!"
The big pit I dug was finally so big that I had to 'bury' myself in it.
Yan Fei carried a sledgehammer, followed Lin Baoguo with a bitter face, and walked along the road in the direction of Zhaikou.
As he walked, he explained to Yan Fei that they weren't carrying guns just now? As a result, some people said that the big python was too big, and this small pistol didn't hurt or itch, and it was estimated that it couldn't kill the big snake at all.
The people of the armed forces department of the county all went to the vicinity of the villages bordering the next county, and they guarded the river over there, and the town was handed over to their police station. There was no way around it, so I remembered to let Yan Fei carry a sledgehammer.
There were more people watching the place near the village, and when they arrived at the place, Lin Baoguo pulled Yan Fei and shouted: "Everyone can go home with confidence! It's no big deal, look at me and invite all this great effort out." Seeing that this sledgehammer is not, a sledgehammer of hundreds of pounds, no snake's head can withstand this blow. ”
After shouting, he greeted Yan Fei and said, "Come on, Xiaofei, give a show to the big guys......"
As he spoke, he pointed to a few big stones scattered on the river embankment, and motioned for Yan Fei to perform a sledgehammer to break the boulders.
Yan Fei had been watching passers-by for a while just now with a sledgehammer, and at this moment, everyone was even more depressed.
It's not that he's depressed and watched, and what others think has nothing to do with him.
If there really was such a big python that could come out of the river at any time, he wouldn't mind putting on a show, so he would have done his uncle a favor!
But how clear he is in his heart! It's just his own thing, this thing of digging his own pit and jumping by himself, how depressed he is, how depressed he is!
The eyes of the people around him were forgotten, but looking at Lin Baoguo's complicated gaze with emotions such as pleading, hoping and threatening, Yan Fei was simply ...... I didn't even bother to speak.
At this moment, he raised the sledgehammer, and thought of what he said to Xu Xiaoyan not long ago: "I'm ready...... Take it to the street show, I will dance the knife, you collect the money, and when the time comes, see who dares not to support him, see how I clean him up, and ask him if he is afraid of such a big knife......"
Now that the knife has not yet started, this sledgehammer will be brought out first to 'show off', and it is still destined to not collect the support fee.
It's all here, what else can I say?
I dig the pit, I jump!
muttered in his heart, and the sledgehammer in his hand was raised high.
"Hoo ......"
The sledgehammer with Yan Fei's depressed anger paddled the sound of the wind and landed on a boulder.
"Bang ......"
The boulder suddenly fell apart, and some gravel splashed, splashing the cries of people who were close to them.
But at this time, no one complained that the debris he hit hurt him, and he praised him for his strength.
But why is it that the more others praise this, the more depressed I become?
Yan Fei was speechless and ...... to the sky
(To be continued.) )