Chapter 8 becomes an interesting world line

The name comes from a fertilizer factory in China. The brand www.biquge.info the brand has shot a number of commercials in order to promote its products, and it has been broadcast on county and municipal TV stations. But both in these commercials and in the products themselves, there are many conceptual errors, and the advertisements even claim that the fertilizer additive is as important as nuclear weapons.

As a result, Jin Kela's pit character began to be used by the majority of Chinese netizens and spoofed him. As a result, Jin Kela gave birth to a lot of spoof works and were popular.

As an otaku, I've heard about it. But I just laughed it off as a joke~

From a scientific point of view, Jinkela is just a manure-like fertilizer, and there is no so-called "effect of absorbing nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium at a distance of two kilometers"

From the perspective of magic, people constantly talk about the "concept" of Jinkela, which makes Jinkela be endowed with people's thoughts both from the fertilizer itself and the brand, which is the so-called power of faith. "As long as people believe, there must exist. "Maybe Jin Ke La really has the effect of absorbing two thousand meters of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium.

I rubbed it, and now I understand why I gave the fertilizer to purple in the first place.

People are at most eight points of saki, and I am directly ten points here. I also put my life on the line。。。。。。 Lao Tzu actually died in the hands of a bag of fertilizer, and it is not worth it when you think about it.

"What are you doing with them?" asked Yuyuko.

"They themselves have a lot of faith power, you can use them to seal the Westward Demon. "I'm looking forward to getting back to the store right now.

"In the beginning, there was a lot of faith power。。。。。。 Yuyuko said, "Later, I thought they were too noisy and fed them to the Westward Demon." ”

“。。。。。。 ”

"What's wrong?"

“。。。。。。 I feel like I'm a, dumber than Cirno. "I shouldn't have asked her.

"Don't beautify yourself, it's better to sit down and think about the problem. Yuyuko "comforted" on the side.

“。。。。。。 Let me cry for a while. ”

"Well, otherwise, don't leave Sang and stay with me. "What a bad idea.

I said angrily, "Actually, I would rather we go out together." ”

Yuyuko was silent for a while, then smiled at me, "You're really a good person." ”

It was issued.

I sat on the ground and sighed at the cherry blossom trees.

As a tree, it can't hear, but as a monster。。。。。。

"Are you listening?" I said tentatively.

"This is my interior, what do you say?" voices came from everywhere.

"Damn, you can hear me. ”

“。。。。。。 ”

Look at other people's cherry trees, and be able to communicate with people.

“。。。。。。 I'm a blooming death cherry tree now, and no one should try to seal me. Yuyuko, you too!"

"Okay, I can't and can't seal you, but someone can. Yuyuko said with a folding fan covering her smile.

"That realm demon is even more impossible, you are really naïve. The realm demon has not stopped sealing me for thousands of years, but she still fails. ”

"There's a guy who can. Yuyuko said to herself, "That's a person who doesn't even fear death." ”

"I'm not afraid of death, I'm really looking forward to it. I'm going to suck that person's soul in front of you. ”

"You took all that bag of fertilizer?" I interjected into their conversation.

"Hahaha, thanks to your bag of fertilizer, I can bloom. To thank you, I deliberately did not absorb your soul. Let you see the moment when I attract death. ”

"It always feels like you're setting up a flag"

I was lying in the courtyard, not knowing what to do.

I feel like death isn't a big deal. The Grim Reaper is also a giant nurse, and the king of Hades is a Lori, even if I can't be reincarnated, there is an undead lady to accompany me. For the first time, I thought it was good to be an undead, at least it was much better than staying at home. You can see beautiful women when you are alive, and you can see them when you are dead. Do you really want to be born in the next life?

At this time, my mind began to recall the people in my life.

Purple, you don't have to pit me, I've already killed myself this time. Anyway, I don't know how many years Zi lived before I died, am I too worthless to die?

Marisa, go with the two magicians Lily. I've already foreseen the Shura field that I like to see. Happy death to black and white.

In the end, Sister Hong, forget it, you have an infinite lifespan anyway. I'm afraid I'm just a ripple in your life. It's so sad to think about it. At this time, it should be accompanied by a crying emoji, but I can't cry at all.

When I was stunned, Yuyuko floated over.

"Now, Wandering, don't you really want to think of a way?" Yuyuko lay on top of me. I saw hope in her eyes. It's a pity I don't know what the reason is.

Then Yuyuko got closer and closer to me, and finally the eyes of the two of us were almost together.

"You... Quiet.... What are you doing?" I asked nervously. By this time, Yuyuko had already put her face to the base of my ear.

The book says that if her husband is at a low point, her wife should comfort him with her body. ”

I'm going, it's going to be my rhythm at the main gate. The plot seems to unfold all of a sudden.

"May I ask which book it is?"

"The "Compendium of the Eldest Woman" given to me by the family. Originally, they didn't want to come to me, I kept asking them for talent... She whispered in my ear.

“。。。。。。 Worthy of a big lady."

"Listen to Zi say that the sensitive point of free is the earlobe。。。。。。 She breathed hot air in my ear and licked her earlobe with her tongue.

How can purple say everything?

"Yuyuko-sama。。。。。。。。。。。 Stop, the Westbound Demon is still there。。。。。。。。。。 Ahh The whole body is numb.

"I heard that when someone is watching, it will increase the irritation. Now do you have the pleasure of shaking your soul?" "If I get out alive, I must take revenge."

The soul is now trembling.

"Okay, okay, I'll figure it out, so, so Yuyuko-sama don't play!" I said in a tone that was about to turn to pleading. In this case, it is better to be soft.

"Now that the husband is cheering up, then。。。。。。 Yuyuko's lips tapped at my face, "Come on." It is the wife's duty to cheer for her husband. ”