Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Battle of the Captains
"Damn, this kid is despicable, I smashed your air conditioner. ā
The big man led by him stretched out his hand from the window and wanted to push the air conditioner in, but Zhou Yang seemed to have expected it, grabbed the big man's hand, took out the rope that had been prepared, and tied his hand to the window.
Immediately afterwards, Guo Xiaoyong came to the water pipe, and cold water sprayed out of the water pipe and sprinkled on everyone in the house.
For a while, the big man was made to swing by the cold water and cold wind, and the people in the house hugged each other and trembled.
"Haha......" Uncle Guo smiled from ear to ear.
"No, Captain Zhou, my hands are going to freeze, freeze. The big man said with a pale face.
Zhou Yang didn't bother to pay attention, just sat outside and watched like that, until there was no sound inside at all.
"This, you won't freeze to death, right?" Lin Xiaotong wondered.
"It's so easy to die. ā
While Zhou Yang was talking, Guo Xiaoyong had already brought old padded jackets from various households according to Zhou Yang's previous instructions, and then stuffed them in.
A group of big men grabbed their clothes like hungry wolves and wrapped their cotton jackets tightly around their bodies.
"Zhou Yang, Officer Xiao has arrived. At this time, Lin Xiaotong looked at several cars at the door of the village committee.
Zhou Yang nodded and motioned for Guo Xiaoyong to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a group of bachelors desperately crawled out of the cold cafeteria and rolled into the sun.
"What's the situation, wearing a padded jacket on such a hot day?" Xiao Liangzi took a dozen policemen to look at the bachelors in padded jackets under the sun suspiciously.
Lin Xiaotong covered her mouth and smiled, telling Xiao Liangzi what happened before.
Xiao Liangzi shook her head and looked at Zhou Yang with some embarrassment: "Zhou Yang, you impress me, yes, it seems that I will have a subordinate in the future." ā
"Subordinates?"
"That's right, from today, the Daoxiang Village Police Team was officially established, and it was renamed the Security Team due to the request of the superiors, and I served as the captain. Xiao Liangzi said loudly.
"Wait......"
Zhou Yang frowned: "Captain, it seems to be me." ā
"It used to be you, but now it's me. Xiao Liangzi said provocatively.
"Let's not talk to you about the captain first, let's deal with these guys. ā
"Directly brought to the bureau and locked up for a year and a half. Xiao Liangzi said coldly.
"You can't do this, and we haven't broken the law, we're just shirtless, and that rule says you can't be shirtless?"
"Didn't break the law?"
Zhou Yang walked up to the man with a smile and said with a smile.
"That's right, we didn't break the law, you can't take me away, and we'll stay here, haha......"
Zhou Yang shook his head and looked at Guo Xiaoyong and said, "Give me the phone." ā
Guo Xiaoyong nodded blankly and handed the phone to Zhou Yang.
"Do you know what this is?" Zhou Yang shook his phone and said.
"What's wrong with the phone?" the big man wondered.
"Do you know how much he's worth?"
"This broken phone is up to 2,000 yuan. ā
Zhou Yang nodded, then took Dahan's hand and put the phone in his hand.
"What are you doing, I'm too lazy to ask for this broken phone. Dahan wanted to throw it away, but was forcibly put in his hands by Zhou Yang.
"You said you didn't break the law, so what is it if you rob my mobile phone, 2,000 yuan of mobile phone is enough for you to be sentenced to 20 years. Zhou Yanghu's face changed.
In an instant, whether it was the big man, the village name behind him, and Officer Xiao, a group of people all grew their mouths.
What is this, to be criminalized?
I've seen robberies, but I've never seen people forcibly rob others.
Xiao Liangzi shook her head and sighed, giving Zhou Yang thirty-six praises in her heart, and secretly said why she didn't think of this trick, otherwise those criminals who couldn't be caught because there was no evidence would have been brought to justice.
"I didn't rob it, you stuffed it to me. ā
The big man threw away his phone violently.
"You not only rob but also destroy other people's property, you can add another five years. Zhou Yang smiled coldly.
"That's right, his behavior is clear to all of us, Deputy Captain Song, and now I ask you to arrest them on charges of robbery. Officer Xiao said to a person behind him.
"Yes, Captain!"
Soon, several policemen restrained the big man and dragged him away like a dead dog.
"Good!"
Everyone applauded, and the remaining solitary men on the ground were frightened.
"The rest of you, if you don't want to have a mobile phone in your hand, just stand at the door in a padded jacket for me, and don't leave until dark, otherwise, 25 years will be waiting for you. Zhou Yang looked indifferently at the few people on the ground.
"We do it, we do it. ā
Several people trembled and put the cotton jackets they had taken off on their bodies again, and they stood in the sun at the door in cotton jackets in more than 30 degrees.
"Alright, now it's time to get down to business. ā
After Xiao Liangzi finished speaking, she looked at Captain Song behind her and said, "Captain Song take your people away, we will not be a department in the future, I hope you will do it yourself." ā
Captain Song sighed and said, "Captain Xiao, everyone is very happy that you are gone...... Oh no, it's all sad, and I hope we can be together in the future. ā
After saying that, Captain Song turned around and quickly got into the car, and after a while, there were only four policemen left, including Xiao Liangzi.
Xiao Liang gritted his teeth angrily, what do you say we will be very happy when you leave, and I couldn't help cursing Captain Song in my heart.
"Zimei, don't worry, the three of us will always be by your side to protect you. At this time, a man with a height of one meter nine said in a condensed voice.
"That's right, the three of us are your personal bodyguards!"
The three of them surrounded Xiao Liangzi, their eyes were full of love, obviously these were the three flower messengers.
"I don't need your protection, your duty is to protect the name of the village and tourists, and I plan to appoint Zhou Yang as the deputy captain, and you will cooperate sincerely in the future." Xiao Liangzi nodded.
"Wait......" Zhou Yang stepped forward with a smile and said, "It seems that I am the captain, right?"
"Huh?" Xiao Liangzi turned her head and looked at Zhou Yang: "What, Vice Captain Zhou, are you not convinced?"
The atmosphere instantly became a little gunpowder, and the girls watching from the side became excited.
It's time for PK!
"Deputy Captain Xiao, Daoxiang Village is my territory, and it's not good to take the lead. Zhou Yang sneered.
"Boy, it's okay for our captain to speak with respect, with your ability, you are not qualified to be the vice captain. The one-meter-nine man roared.
"Gao Shuai, don't say that about Vice Captain Zhou, people have been soldiers anyway, so we have to give some face, don't we. Xiao Liangzi said with a smile.
Gao Shuai smiled disdainfully: "Looking at the small body, he is also a literary soldier, and he still wants to be a captain." ā
"Everyone, don't quarrel, don't argue......"
At this moment, Xia Yuhan suddenly appeared.
"Little girl, do you have something?" Xiao Liangzi wondered.
"No, I mean everyone should not be angry and angry, it is better to do it directly, see who is powerful, who is the captain. Xia Yuhan's big eyes were full of excitement.
Zhou Yang has a black line, this little girl is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
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After a while, the girls shouted too.
"Okay, that's exactly what I want, Zhou Yang, today I'll convince you to be a deputy under me. Xiao Liangzi said provocatively.
Zhou Yang met Xiao Liangzi's eyes: "I don't accept anyone, only support the wall, how can I compare?"
"Captain, let you compare with him to lift him, I'll do this first game. Gao Shuai walked in front of Zhou Yang and said condescendingly.
"Than what?" Zhou Yang said disdainfully.
"Since we're security guards, physical strength is the most important thing, how about we do push-ups in the first game?"
"Sit on push-ups as you wish. ā
"Haha...... Looking for a dead boy, the handsome guy's push-ups are the best in our game. Gao Shuai was behind him.
"No more nonsense. ā
After Gao Shuai finished speaking, he lay on the ground and made a standard posture: "I can do push-ups like this, it's too boring tomorrow morning, Zimei, you come and sit on me, and I'll do push-ups with weight." ā
Xiao Liangzi hugged her chest and thought about it, and pointed to a person beside her: "Ding Wei, you go." ā
"Okay!"
Ding Wei, who is 1.83 meters tall, walked in front of Gao Shuai, Gao Shuai was obviously a little embarrassed, he wanted to take this opportunity to get closer to Xiao Liangzi, at least he could let the hips of the goddess in his heart have a zero distance contact with him.
It's a pity that it was a big man with chest hair.
"Ding Wei weighs one hundred and fifteen, let alone doing push-ups in ordinary people, it is difficult to even get up. Xiao Liangzi waved her hand after speaking, and Ding Wei sat on Gao Feng's back.
Zhou Yang nodded, indeed, doing push-ups with a weight of one hundred and fifty pounds on his back is a huge test of arm strength.
With Xiao Liangzi's order, the first physical strength test officially began......