EPISODE 186: STELLA WHO LOVES TO SHOW OFF
As soon as the scope of copying was expanded, Zheng Xiyi immediately finalized the waiting list in his heart: PSY's "Jiangnan Style" and the Chinese Internet Divine Comedy "Ordinary DISCO".
After seriously thinking about the pros and cons, Zheng Xiyi decided to copy "Ordinary DISCO".
Although the brainwashing ability of "Gangnam STYLE" is stronger, this song is basically half wasted without the MV and horse riding dance, and he doesn't want to make another dance after copying a song. Zheng Xiyi silently said sorry to the author of "Ordinary DISCO" in later generations, and then began to play on the piano.
This Chinese brainwashing divine comedy is seriously no worse than "Jiangnan STYLE", this song only took 14 days to reach one million hits on station B, just because there is no dance matching, and it is an original Chinese song on the Internet, so it only goes viral on the Chinese Internet without a global fire, but the song itself is extremely toxic, even if it is only accompanied by piano, it has no impact at all.
And if this song is accompanied by traditional Chinese instruments such as erhu, dizi, guzheng, pipa, etc., it will even have a unique charm; the magic is that although the original lyrics of this song are Chinese, there is no problem in translating them into Korean and Japanese, and there is almost no need to make modifications, and the most critical chorus is still magical even if it is in Korean or Japanese; what is even more amazing is that the arrangement style of this song is flexible and changeable, rock, electronica, HIH-POP, RB even has no problem with jazz style, and the requirements for singers are almost equal to zero, which singing style and voice can be easily controlled, it is simply a divine comedy for home travel, murder and arson, and for all ages.
Zheng Xiyi sang while playing, stopping from time to time to revise the melody and lyrics, although he hadn't sung this song for more than 20 years, but fortunately, the melody and lyrics of this song were too simple, so it only took less than half an hour for Zheng Xiyi to "create" the whole song, and he also got the Korean and Japanese lyrics together.
STELLA JUST SAT QUIETLY BESIDE ZHENG XIYI AND LISTENED AT FIRST, BUT AS ZHENG XIYI PLAYED AND SANG MORE AND MORE COMPLETELY, STELLA'S HEAD UNCONSCIOUSLY SWAYED GENTLY WITH THE RHYTHM, HIS FEET BEAT AND HUMMED ALONG WITH ZHENG XIYI'S VOICE.
WHEN ZHENG XIYI PLAYED IT THREE TIMES IN FULL, SANG ALL THE LYRICS IN Chinese, japanese and korean, and finally stopped when he felt that there was no problem, stella jumped up, picked up the brief score and lyrics written by zheng xiyi, and pushed zheng xiyi away, "oppa, get out of the way, get out of the way, let me try!"
Zheng Xiyi was stretching her waist to move her sedentary muscles and bones, and she almost didn't lift her directly to the floor, staggering a few steps on all fours before she finally stabilized her center of gravity, and turned around angrily and pointed at STELLA and yelled: "Ah! STELLA, are you going to tear down the bridge when you cross the river?"
STELLA DIDN'T EXPECT THAT SHE WOULD USE SO MUCH STRENGTH, AND STUCK OUT HER TONGUE AT ZHENG XIYI TO APOLOGIZE, SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND IGNORED HIM, AND BEGAN TO TRY TO PLAY AND SING.
Zheng Xiyi sighed and shook his head, sat down in the position just now, and gently tapped his fingers on the piano board, listening carefully to STELLA's voice. The lyrics of this song are so simple that Stella can be fully sung and played after only three attempts, and Zheng Xiyi began to point to the simple score to guide her where she could make some small adjustments and add transpositions to match Stella's voice and characteristics.
IT WASN'T UNTIL THE STOMACHS OF THE TWO PEOPLE BEGAN TO PROTEST THAT ZHENG XIYI AND STELLA LEFT THE PIANO ROOM LAUGHING, STELLA TOOK ZHENG XIYI'S ARM AND FOLLOWED HIM DOWNSTAIRS TO CALL FOR TAKEAWAY, AND AFTER EATING IN A HURRY, HE PULLED ZHENG XIYI UPSTAIRS AND RAN UPSTAIRS, THE TWO OF THEM WENT INTO THE RECORDING STUDIO AND BEGAN TO RECORD THE DEMO, ZHENG XIYI'S INTEREST ALSO CAME UP, AND AFTER STELLA RECORDED THE FEMALE VOICE DEMO, HE PERSONALLY ENTERED THE VENUE AND RECORDED ALL THE MALE VOICE DEMOS IN THREE LANGUAGES.
This song is too simple, if Zheng Xiyi wasn't very skilled in fiddling with these recording equipment for the first time, it is estimated that it would not take an hour to get it, but even this two people only spent three hours to completely end the recording. The two of them were overly excited just now, so as soon as the recording ended, they collapsed exhausted on the sound-absorbing carpet in the recording studio, listening to the machine playing the demo of the two of them in a loop.
AFTER RESTING FOR A WHILE, STELLA ROLLED HER EYES, SUPPORTED HER UPPER BODY AND CAME TO ZHENG XIYI'S EYES BESIDE HER AND SAID, "OPPA, LET'S GO PICK UP ERNIE FROM WORK!"
Zheng Xiyi glanced at STELLA, raised his hand and looked at his watch, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, although it was indeed about the time for Lin Xiyin to go to S.M at this time, but the purpose of STELLA was obviously not this.
Zheng Xiyi lazily stretched out his hand and pushed away the little face that STELLA was about to paste, "Oh, I was too excited just now to feel it, but now I just feel that my whole body has no strength, my head is a little dizzy, and I just want to sleep for a while." My sister will be back in an hour and a half, and the company is not far from here, what to do with her, this kind of thing should be done by my brother-in-law, we don't need to please Lin Xiyin. ”
STELLA POUTED, FELL DOWN SOFTLY, BUT PILLOWED HIS HEAD ON ZHENG XIYI'S CHEST, AND AFTER LESS THAN TWO MINUTES, STELLA SUDDENLY GOT UP AGAIN, AND SAID IN A DELICATE VOICE: "OPPA!
Zheng Xiyi was completely numbed by her coquettishness at this time, goosebumps all over her body came out, and she hurriedly turned her back to STELLA, "Oh, talk well, don't use such a disgusting tone to be coquettish with me, I broke out in a cold sweat with such enough heating in the house." ”
STELLA BIT HER LIP, AND SIMPLY RUSHED OVER AND HUGGED ZHENG XIYI FROM BEHIND, TWISTING HER BODY AND BEGGING: "OPPA~Let's go~ Let's pick up Ernie from work~ I miss Ernie~"
Although it was winter, the room temperature in the villa was also kept above 28 degrees, and the recording studio was hotter because of a lot of equipment, so the two of them were just wearing ordinary home clothes. STELLA is only 15 years old, but her body has already developed, and rubbing so closely against Zheng Xiyi's back suddenly made Zheng Xiyi feel the softness and burning of a young girl.
Zheng Xiyi hurriedly pushed STELLA away and quickly stood up from the carpet, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, get up and change your clothes and go." But you'll have to wear something thicker, it's cold outside. ”
ALTHOUGH STELLA WAS VERY DISSATISFIED WITH ZHENG XIYI PUSHING HER AWAY, WHEN SHE HEARD THAT SHE COULD GO, SHE STOPPED PESTERING, GOT UP WITH A SCREAM AND RUSHED OUT OF THE RECORDING STUDIO TO PREPARE.
Zheng Xiyi watched speechlessly as the little girl rolled out of the recording studio, sighed helplessly, and walked out of the recording studio.
Zheng Xiyi washed his face and hands first, then went back to the room to get dressed, and walked down the stairs with a down jacket in his hand, STELLA was already neatly dressed and standing in the hallway, and even his shoes were already on, and when he saw Zheng Xiyi coming down, he kept beckoning, "OPPA, hurry up, Ernie has left after work for a while." ”
Zheng Xiyi rolled his eyes, walked up to her and reached out and pinched his little face with baby fat, "If only you really thought of you Ernie like that! I didn't know you just wanted to show it to Ernie right away?"
STELLA WAS TOLD BY ZHENG XIYI, AND HER LITTLE FACE TURNED RED, BUT SHE STILL SAID STIFFLY: "HOW CAN THERE BE, PEOPLE JUST WANT ERNIE." ”
Zheng Xiyi didn't bother to argue with her, children are not like this, they can't wait to let the world know about new toys immediately.
WAITING FOR ZHENG XIYI TO PUT ON HIS SHOES AND PUT ON A DOWN JACKET, STELLA OPENED THE DOOR FIRST AND WAS ABOUT TO RUN OUT, JUST TAKING A STEP OUT OF THE DOOR, STELLA RETREATED, "OPPA, DID YOU BRING THE DEMO?"
Zheng Xiyi said seriously: "DEMO, what are you doing with DEMO, aren't we going to pick you up Xiyin Oni from work?"
STELLA CRASHED INTO HIM IN A RAGE, AND RUSHED UP THE STAIRS WITHOUT EVEN TAKING OFF HIS SHOES, ZHENG XIYI STOOD IN THE ENTRANCE AND JUMPED TO HIS FEET, "AH! JIN XIANJING! YOU RUN ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT TAKING OFF YOUR SHOES, YOU DON'T WIPE THE FLOOR, RIGHT?"
STELLA RAN BACK AND SAID, "IT'S NOT OPPA ANYWAY, YOU WIPE IT!"
Zheng Xiyi wanted to scold again, but a gust of wind blew in through the open door and directly entered Zheng Xiyi's open mouth, as if he directly poured a large glass of ice water into his throat, directly poured Zheng Xiyi's roar back, and froze Zheng Xiyi very lightly.
The stairs clanged again, STELLA jumped down the stairs with the DEMO disc in his hand in three steps and two steps, Zheng Xiyi covered his eyes and closed his mouth and sighed silently, this is a beautiful girl, she is simply a bear child!
STELLA DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ZHENG XIYI, AND IT BLEW PAST ZHENG XIYI LIKE A WHIRLWIND, LEAVING ONLY A LINGERING VOICE: "OPPA, GO QUICKLY, TIME IS RUNNING OUT!"
Zheng Xiyi was finally completely defeated, and had no other thoughts except shaking his head and smiling bitterly, so he had to close the door and run a few steps to catch up with Stella, stretching out his hand and holding the top of her head to prevent her from running again: "Don't run around when the wind blows so strongly in winter!" You see that after a while, my face is red from the cold, hurry up and bring the scarf first, and walk slowly, I will now send a text message to my sister and ask her to wait for us at the company." ”
THE VILLA AREA IS NOT FAR FROM S.M, AND IT WILL ONLY TAKE TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES IF THE CAR IS NOT BLOCKED, AND IT WILL ACTUALLY TAKE ABOUT FORTY MINUTES TO WALK, BUT IT IS WINTER, ZHENG XIYI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HERSELF, BUT STELLA IS STILL A LITTLE GIRL AFTER ALL, NO MATTER HOW THICK THE CLOTHES ARE, IF YOU FREEZE ON THE ROAD FOR FORTY MINUTES, YOU WILL GET SICK, SO ZHENG XIYI TOOK HER OUT OF THE COMMUNITY TO PREPARE TO TAKE A TAXI TO S.M.
The problem is that it is the beginning of the rush hour after work, the weather is cold, the road has begun to jam not to mention, and the taxi is almost empty, Zheng Xiyi took Stella's hand and stood for five minutes without getting a taxi, seeing that Stella began to stomp on the spot to drive away the cold, he had to open the down jacket and reach out to pull Stella into his arms, and then closed the clothes and wrapped her whole.
STELLA ONLY FELT THAT IT WAS DARK IN FRONT OF HIM, AND THE PERSON WAS ALREADY IN ZHENG XIYI'S ARMS, AND HIS LITTLE FACE THAT WAS RED FROM THE COLD DIDN'T FEEL COLD AT ALL, BUT WAS HOT, AND HE COULDN'T HELP RUBBING HIS FACE HARD INTO ZHENG XIYI'S ARMS, AND HUGGED HIM TIGHTLY WITH HIS HANDS AROUND ZHENG XIYI'S WAIST.
PS: I highly recommend the brother and friend D Gong version of "Ordinary DISCO", absolutely brainwashing, absolutely cheating......
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