"From today onwards, you can take a break from conditioning and reflexes and all that. Xuan Xuanzi's words did not make Ye Tian happy, but he tightened his belt vigilantly, and asked cautiously: "What perverted thing did you come up with to torture Lao Tzu?"

"Come on, come on, Ye Tian, your senior brother brought you a bronze man for training. Seeing the military truck in charge of supplies driving in, Xuan Xuanzi said to Ye Tian with a smile.

As soon as he heard the word bronze man, the muscles on Ye Tian's face twitched, and a fierce man plunged into the water, and then showed his head from a long distance.

"You come up, this is a bronze man used for acupuncture training, not the bronze man from Shaolin Temple, I am scared of you. ”

Lao Tzu thought it was the monks from the Shaolin Temple, but fortunately they didn't come, and if they came, they would have broken their legs. Ye Tian regained his arrogant paper tiger nature and climbed up scolding. Then he asked curiously, "Where is the bronze man you are talking about?"

"The bronze man will talk about it later. ”

Tang Jieyi asked Ye Tian with a smile: "I heard that your academic performance in school is very bad?"

Ye Tian immediately jumped like thunder, and without thinking about it, he jumped into the big pit dug by Tang Jieyi: "Nonsense! My academic performance has always been at the top...... Teachers praised me for being an idealistic, moral, educated, and disciplined ...... of the new era The students of the new era, but the little fat and the second artillery, often drag down the hind legs of the class. ”

Tang Jieyi and Xuan Xuanzi looked at each other and smiled, how could this kid be so able to brag? But although bragging does not have to pay taxes, bragging is very likely to be punished.

Tang Jieyi nodded and said, "Okay, since your academic performance is so good, memorize this book as soon as possible." As he spoke, he took out a tome thicker than two bricks stacked together from the cloth pocket he was carrying and put it in Ye Tian's hand. He said to Ye Tian earnestly: "Senior brother, my brother is stupid, it took me five days to memorize this book for my brother. You have to work hard! I was always at the bottom of the class exams at that time!"

Xuan Xuanzi looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, but he still couldn't hide the contempt he inadvertently revealed. You can blow it, you used it for two months, okay? You have to get a rope to tie your hair to the beam of the house, and get an awl to puff your ass every day.

Ye Tian's face was pale, and there were tears in his eyes. I finally looked forward to Xuan Xuanzi, and finally didn't have to risk my life to train every day, but I didn't expect this old guy to be more insidious, and he actually let Lao Tzu learn. Lao Tzu's academic performance has always been very stable, and he is the third from the bottom!

Xuan Xuanzi said with a smile: "Ye Tian, since you study so well and your mind is so smart, then three days, three days for you to memorize the content of this book, and then we will start a new course." ”

Ye Tian swallowed his saliva, eager to pull out his bragging tongue. I looked at this book in horror, and said to Xuan Xuanzi timidly: "Master, I was wrong, I was actually bragging just now. Father... Apprentice, I studied at the bottom of the school year, I was at the same table, Shen Caihua, and later I was in my class, how many levels do you say I have been demoted? ”

Xuan Xuanzi smiled and waved his hand: "You kid is so good, humble." However, excessive modesty is hypocrisy. Take care of you for the teacher, come on, just three days. ”

Ye Tian couldn't hold back any longer, pointed at Xuan Xuanzi and scolded: "I thought I was a ruthless old guy, but I didn't expect to come with something even worse." Three days! You let Lao Tzu memorize this book in three days, it is better to kill Lao Tzu altogether!"

Xuan Xuanzi was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Although the teacher is kind-hearted and doesn't like to fight and kill, there are still some means to make your naughty boy suffer." ”

Seeing the strange light flickering in Xuan Xuanzi's eyes, Ye Tian couldn't help but shudder.

These two old people have been fighting for so many years, and in the end, it has always been Xuan Xuanzi who has pressed Huang Laoxi, according to a lot of obvious evidence, this old man is more insidious than that old thing, and his methods are more vicious.

Sure enough, Xuan Xuanzi swept away the appearance of the immortal wind bone, stared at Ye Tian viciously like changing his face and said, "If you can't memorize it within three days, hehe, there will be no food to eat on the fourth day." ”

Oh, that's it. Ye Tian immediately drooped his head as if he had been hit by a death hole, but he thought in his heart, fortunately, Lao Tzu had those shark meat that had been hidden and dried. Huang Laoxi, how could that old thing find all the dried sharks? This time, there is still some logistical support. Ye Tian drooped his head, secretly rejoicing in his heart.

At this time, Xuan Xuanzi took out two packets of things that looked very familiar from his arms, took out one from it and stuffed it into his mouth, squinted his eyes and nodded at Ye Tian: "Your dried shark jerky tastes good, it would be better if you put some cooking wine to remove the fish." Remember to protect the animals, don't eat shark fin bird's nest or anything, your hidden air-dried food, the teacher will put it away for you and eat it......"

Ye Tian was stunned and asked Xuan Xuanzi, "How did you find out?"

Xuan Xuanzi pointed behind him proudly: "I was watching from the surveillance when your kid did something bad, you, you're still too kind, if you give Huang Laoxie such a knife to the chest, won't you have to suffer like this?"

Ye Tian hated it so much that he couldn't wait to take a knife and give Xuan Xuanzi a knife. This dried shark was Ye Tian's last reliance, the three sharks were confiscated by Huang Laoxi, and the remaining one was saved to eat, enough to last for half a month. Now it's good, there's nothing left.

And looking at this posture, Xuan Xuanzi, who is more insidious than Huang Laoxi, seems to have a backhand to defend himself.

Seeing Xuan Xuanzi humming a small tune and Tang Jieyi's back walking away, Ye Tian hurriedly took out the phone and called Xiaopang: "Where is it? Remember to bring me more delicious food next time." What? Is it closed? That means you can't get in? This old thing is really insidious, confiscating all the food that Lao Tzu secretly hid. Go to your sister's delicacies of the mountains and seas!" Hearing that Xiaopang thought that he was eating and drinking spicy food at the base, Ye Tian's tears couldn't help but fall.

"Lao Tzu can't even eat dried shark now, and in three days, he will be hungry!"

Hearing the gloating laughter of the two fat men on the other side of the phone, Ye Tian hung up the phone decisively.

After hanging up the phone, Ye Tian called Wang Changwu again: "The two old Wang Ba you introduced to me are more insidious than the other, and when Lao Tzu goes back, I can't spare you." At the end, Ye Tian said to Wang Changwu with tears in his eyes: "Take care of my seventh uncle......

"Don't worry, I'll take care of your seventh uncle, eighth aunt or something. Wang Changwu also had a gloating face.

"Finally, someone is angry with you for Lao Tzu!"