Chapter 402: Unpleasant Holidays
I don't know how long I ran, and finally I saw a public toilet, and I looked up to confirm the icon of a woman in a skirt hanging at the door, and Gou Mao raised his legs and walked in, the experience just now was too unlucky. Damn, women can occupy the men's toilet, and men enter the women's toilet to peep at the pervert and find a beating, is there any reason?
Standing on the edge of the urinal, easily take off your pants and start to release the water, the familiar release sensation comes from the lower abdomen, the familiar release comes from the lower abdomen, and the familiar release sensation comes from the lower abdomen......
Why is it endless? I'm going to get dehydrated now!
So he woke up from his sleep.
, it turned out to be a dream!
After waking up, Gou Mao didn't open his eyes for the first time, but reached into the quilt and quietly groped, the tentacles were warm and dry, which made him breathe a sigh of relief, they are all adults, if they still wet the bed and draw a map, then it is better to find a piece of tofu and kill it, I really can't afford to lose this person!
Opening his eyes and looking at the ceiling, Gou Mao's head turned to the culprit who caused him to dream of looking for the toilet, the white horn in the middle of the roof.
Although this is the so-called water sound "music" that collects the sound of the famous water features in many well-known scenic spots around the world, can you not feel the urge to urinate when listening to such a gurgling sound in your sleep?
"Peat! I don't say stop for a few days on vacation, complain! I must complain! I almost wet the bed!"
Thinking of this, Gou Mao couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly climbed the ladder to get out of bed, and ran out of the room with a pop on his slippers and went to the public bathroom outside.
The place where he lives now is the collective dormitory provided by Bee to these regular employees of the GUX Laboratory, which was originally an ordinary commercial house and was bought by Bee and arranged into a single dormitory, with a common kitchen, living room and bathroom, and one to three beds are crammed into each room according to the size of the area, living a total of three to seven people, although it is slightly crowded, but it is much better than the boarding house with plaster partitions.
And the beds here are all the kind of combined shelf beds that integrate the table, bed and cabinet, exactly the same as those used in the university dormitory, and there are also computers and desk lamps on the table, as long as you pile some books into the small bookshelf, you can cos the university dormitory. Gou Mao has seen similar photos in the circle of friends more than once, although they all say that there is something good about going to school, so they don't want to be in college or something, but the actual actions betray everyone.
When he came out of the bathroom, he saw the door of the room next to him open, and the neighborhood committee and Qin Luyuan also walked out on slippers.
The speakers in each "dormitory" are integrated power line network modules, connected to the so-called intelligent voice control platform, in addition to the usual connection through the mobile phone application, as the function of the loudspeaker, their main role is to be at 8 o'clock in the morning every day, At 14 o'clock at noon, and at 11 o'clock in the evening, the preset music will be played regularly, but the first two times in each room on the same floor are not played at the same time, but the difference between dozens of seconds and minutes, said to avoid the depression of everyone getting up to go to the toilet at the same time and queuing up in vain, so that everyone can sleep a little longer.
"It's good to live in a single room, you can go to the toilet first!" Seeing Gou Mao coming out of the bathroom, Ju Wei joked that this guy is nicknamed "Sister Ju", and he is a broken talk like "Aunt of the Neighborhood Committee".
"Then Sister Ju, how about we change it? If you want to nod, I'll apply for a change of room immediately, Mali is no problem!"
"Forget it," there is no doubt that the neighborhood committee immediately shook his head and refused, resolutely not to be fooled, just kidding, the single room looks cool, but the room is small and has iron railings, so a fool will change it with them!
When designing the layout of the rooms, the designer of this building specially designed a special children's room for most of the units, and also thoughtfully added a stainless steel railing to the bay window of the children's room to prevent ignorant children from climbing on the windowsill and accidentally pushing open the window and falling downstairs to burp.
However, such a safe and considerate design, in the hands of these big children, it has become a complete cup, small space, bright light, and safety sockets and safety guardrails, which have all become disadvantages, Gou Mao is more unlucky, and when he moved over, the rooms with better conditions were picked away, and he could only reluctantly live in a single room.
Although there is a kitchen in the dormitory, most of these people don't know how to cook, everyone usually eats in the canteen, the price is cheap and delicious, but today is the National Day celebrated by the whole world, and the canteen masters went home to celebrate the National Day on vacation, so after washing, the six people in room 302 had to have a constructive discussion on where to eat. In the end, it was Ju Weiju's eldest sister who took out her mobile phone and said, "Forget it, let's call takeout, it just so happens that we all have the invitation code of this foodie tribe, so let's just help them test the delivery speed during the National Day Golden Week!"
A few people determined what to eat for the three meals today, and specially knocked on the toilet door to ask Brother Bao's opinion, which was open in it, and then placed an order to confirm, and then it was boring waiting time.
Although there was a TV in the living room, everyone didn't have the heart to turn on the TV to watch Grandpa Bi's seven-day National Day music, so they scattered in a hurry and ran back to their rooms to turn on the Internet. This is also the reason why everyone doesn't like single rooms very much, not in the same room, how inconvenient it is to play Dota online or team up to open the black!
Fortunately, he is also used to it, and everyone usually plays games at work, and if you still play games during the holidays, don't you waste this beautiful long vacation?
So, a few minutes later, when Bao Zhan came out of the bathroom, he found that the group of people in the living room had already dispersed. Brother Bao listened attentively and found that these people should not have run out, but all returned to their respective rooms, and the screams of the soldiers hanging up kept coming from their own rooms, the two guys should be in a hurry to divide in two rows, and in the next room, there were faint cheers from time to time, and the commentator's fast-paced commentary voice, guessing that the two guys should be playing futsal again.
As for Gou Mao's private room, he clearly heard the woman's Chinese voice coming from there, "Don't want it, don't want it, don't want it!"
Sure enough, when he walked into the latter's room, he saw at a glance that "Li Gongzi 30GB Collection Video" was playing on the screen in front of Gou Mao, this famous two-minute gentleman is rich in nightlife, and often kindly carries the drunken and unconscious beauties in the nightclub back to his home. However, Li Gongzi may be a loyal believer of Mr. Chen, believing in the truth that no selfie is unhappy, this video collection is a collection of Li Gongzi's three-year results, and then like Mr. Chen back then, he was also brought to the Internet by the guy who didn't know, which greatly enriched the entertainment life of Asian people after dinner, and greatly encouraged the self-confidence of a group of Mr. Three Minutes and Mr. Seven Minutes, and also contributed a lot of click-through rates and advertising revenue to related websites. It's just that Li Gongzi, who has made outstanding contributions, was himself imprisoned and sentenced to 79 years in prison, with 30 years actually executed.
It is said that this set of videos came out at the end of last year, and they have already seen it in the exhibition, and even because of the poor picture quality, the time is too short, and the heroine does not know and is not famous, etc., they recognized that they have no collection value, and they deleted it after watching it at the time, but they didn't know that Gou Mao actually pulled them out to make up for it at this time.
Feeling a heavy pat on the shoulder, Gou Mao couldn't help but shudder, and pressed alt+f4 three times with his left hand, and then quickly slapped the enter key with his right hand to confirm the shutdown, and then turned his head to look behind him.
"Brother Bao, do you know that people are scary and scared to death?" Seeing that the inspectors behind him were not what he imagined, Gou Mao first breathed a sigh of relief, and then complained.
"Okay, that guy doesn't have anything to look at, he doesn't change his posture for two minutes during the whole process, and the equipment is as bad as Mr. Chen, so there's nothing to look at," Bao Zhan leaned against the table and said with a look of a person who came over, "If you really want to see my collection of Korean showbiz 107g, it's much better than this." ”
After Gou Mao's kid moved in, he always played by himself, and he hadn't fully integrated into the 302 family, as the head of the house, Bao Zhan felt that he seemed to have found a good way to contact this little brother, well, start by sharing resources!
Although it was a little embarrassing at the beginning, but soon Gou Mao calmly accepted the assistance of Big Brother, but it was just that the four guys who were playing online games were suffering, and all the computers in the entire 302 room were connected to the same power LAN, and Bao Ge's computer was like Gou Mao's computer to transmit files at high speed, resulting in an increase in the load of the power cat and a significant increase in latency.
Although the delay has increased suddenly, Ju Wei and Qin Luyuan have become accustomed to it, and this delay does not affect the neat passing and receiving cooperation between their respective AI teammates at all, and the two of them only need to watch.
Bee's own "Futsal" is a unique style of 5vs5 soccer game, each player controls only one player at the time, and each player takes on various roles from goalkeeper to striker, and cooperates with each other to score goals and win, somewhat similar to the sister "Free Soccer" of the Korean game "Street Basketball". However, the goalkeeper in South Korea is controlled by AI, and all the on-field roles in the bee version can be played by players, or by AI characters, and these AI characters are all virtual players belonging to the team, with their own names, skill attributes and habitual actions, and more powerful AI teammates can be mined through the transfer market and scouting system, and theoretically it is completely possible to drag four AI teammates into battle with four.
This kind of lazy gameplay of playing soy sauce by himself and letting the eight AI characters run before and after has always been collectively despised by everyone, so Brother Bao has no psychological burden of harming his friends at all.
As for the two guys in his dormitory, Bao Zhan was also remarkable: "Anyway, whether you can win or not depends entirely on which side of the party can't bear to fall asleep first, whoever sleeps and who loses, what's the matter!"
At seven or eight o'clock in the morning every day, it is the moment when the Internet café parties across the country end the all-night charter flight and leave the Internet café, even if they still stay in the Internet café and fight more than the strong people, many will often fall asleep and even fall asleep because of staying up late and sleepy, at this time, if someone on the opposite side falls asleep, it is naturally a blessing from heaven, just lose the skill to harvest, but if there are sleeping teammates on the side, then you can only consider yourself unlucky, everyone is asleep, even if your scolding successfully bypasses the chat detection system, the other party can't see it still has no effect。
And in addition to the sleeping party, there is also a kind of "pig teammates" who often haunt in the morning, which is the eating party, and when the "foodie tribe" delivery man brings breakfast, Zheng Lei and Jian Peng no longer complain about the Internet speed card, and they have turned on the left-handed eating mode, the left hand scoops the spoon and the right hand mouse, and the left and right bows are very busy. Moreover, in the end, they won the game, but the biggest contributor was the top laner who fell asleep on the opposite side.
Although he got his collection from Brother Bao, Gou Mao has not yet the habit of watching these with his rice bowl, so what is playing on his computer at the moment is a high-definition video of last week's bee autumn press conference. They can directly see the ultra-high definition image version, and users outside the company can only see the ultra-high definition "animation".
In order to reduce the cost, the ultra-clear and high-definition signals provided by Bee Film and Television are only in BV vector format, which can only be watched through Bee's own player or browser, and a large number of material details are lost in the BV process, making the picture look fake, just like a cartoon.
After the special guest performance, Atletico Madrid appeared on the screen, this time he did not wear the classic combination of black top and blue jeans and black sneakers of the "Tech Circle Press Conference Style", and he was wearing khaki army shorts and military shirts, wearing a soft hat, looking like he was going to explore the jungle.
However, combined with the lush scene of plants at the press conference, his dress did not look abrupt, but also complemented each other.
After a summer of growth, the plants in the greenhouse are quite lush, and the bees seem to have carried out some flowering operations on them, and you can see a lot of various morning glories that should have bloomed in the summer.
In such an environment, it is not surprising that Atletico Madrid was the first to take out the Shenchuan 2 mobile phone. The second-generation Shenchuan is still divided into the public version and the elite version,The former uses a touch LED screen,The latter continues to use the butterfly screen,But the resolution has been significantly improved,And the battery life has not decreased because of this and continues to remain unchanged,This is naturally the credit of the new generation of 28nm process312Processor。 At the same time, the GPU part of this processor has been greatly strengthened, and the PPT shows that the game performance has skyrocketed by 200%, catching up with the mainstream level.
It's just that in Gou Mao's eyes, the camouflage-like Shenchuan II on the screen is not as good-looking as a generation, and without a metal shell, can it still be regarded as an outdoor rugged mobile phone http://m.piaotian.net?