Chapter 057: Who's Big and Who Small
Not far away, there is indeed a grocery store, the incandescent light is slightly bright, but Qin Ruhai is the only one walking on the narrow street, and the customers who don't know where they are waiting for come to consume may be a habit, that's all.
"Boss, I buy something. ”
Qin Ruhai found that there was no one around, so he shouted to the inner compartment.
Then, out of the suite came a girl who looked less than twenty years old, rubbing her eyes and yawning, as if she had just been woken up by him and disturbed by her dreams, with a little gloomy, and a little lazy and sleepy.
Qin Ruhai saw that she was procrastinating and had no intention of doing business, so she shouted in a hurry, "Little sister, I want to buy something." ”
This sound woke Chen Fang up in an instant, and seeing that the folds of his clothes were a little old, he muttered in his heart, and said angrily: "Hear, I'm not deaf, besides, don't call people around, who is your little sister? Seeing that you are not very old, maybe you are still my little brother! In the future, you should pay attention to proportions when you speak, and don't want to take advantage of others at every turn! Say, what do you want to buy, don't say I'm going to sleep, I don't bother to pay attention to you!"
Qin Ruhai had just been hit, he hadn't even eaten a mouthful of food from noon to now, he was hungry and dazzled, and suddenly saw her expression, and couldn't help but say again for a while: "What's wrong with me calling you little sister? Dare to tell your real age? If you are really older than me, even if I call you grandma without blinking!"
Chen Fang found this person very interesting, and immediately became interested, so he asked rhetorically: "You say first, I estimate that you are not more than fifteen years old, which is a high point, but in fact, you are not yet fifteen, or only a little less!"
Qin Ruhai was agitated and blurted out, "It's just my twenty-second birthday, how is it, you underestimate me, ......right?" Now it's your turn to count!"
Chen Fang saw that he had been fooled, smiled and said: "Hehe, then you are still younger than me, I am already over twenty-three, although I am only one year older than you, but the twins are still divided into you and me! How about it? Call me grandma! The voice should be louder, the attitude should be better, if I listen a little reluctantly, I will not sell anything here, even if you smash me with hundreds of thousands, I am not rare at all!" Of course, if you fulfill your promise and call it obediently, no matter what you buy, I only need the cost price or give it to you, I don't want to take advantage of anyone, you are willing to call me grandma, I am not ambiguous when I say this, I will definitely give it to you or give it to you for free!"
Qin Ruhai looked up and down, and really couldn't see that she was twenty-three years old, at most she was in her early twenties, seeing her hippie smiling face, holding her chest with her hands, waiting to see her make a fool of herself, she got angry, approached a little and said, "Hehe, do you dare to take your ID card out and compare?" Don't think I'm stupid, no matter how you look at it, you're no more than twenty years old, and you're still fighting for this and that in front of me, let's not play lip service, show your ID card, you and I can see the size of you and me at a glance, this is the fairest, and the most reasonable, this is mine, look at it, a full twenty-two years old, it's not a joke at all!"
Chen Fang took Qin Ruhai's ID card and looked at it, instantly converted his age, wrote down his name and address, and put it on the counter at random, and said with a smile: "The date of birth on my ID card is very different from the real situation. ”
When Qin Ruhai heard this, he had no idea, now he can't even prove her real age with his ID card, and it's in vain to see it, but if he doesn't look at it, he can only call her grandma, this kind of thing must not be done, and if he does it, he will make a big joke, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Hehe, then forget it, I buy snacks like bread and biscuits, do you have it here?"
Chen Fang saw that he deliberately avoided the topic, held back a smile, and deliberately made it difficult, "Hey, you haven't called me grandma yet?" I said just now, if you don't call me, no matter how much money you take, you don't want to buy a piece of bread crumbs, I love to be serious, and my personality is like this, I am meticulous in my work, and I can't imagine that I can get around the things I recognize." Just take advantage of the fact that there is no one now, you call quickly, I will keep and send you a few bags, I will give you whatever you want, if you don't fulfill your promise, I'm sorry, I don't welcome untrustworthy people here, you can do it yourself, I didn't force you!"
Qin Ruhai saw that she was sharp and refused to let go of herself, so she simply argued with her, faced her and said: "Hehe, since this is the case, I admit that you are a little older than me, so let's do it, you invite your uncle and aunt over, I will really call you a few times in front of them, if you dare to do this, I will dare to call it like this, if you don't dare, it means that this age is false, you must be younger than me, but I won't let you call your brother, according to the market price, sell me quickly, it's as simple as that, you won't feel embarrassed, right?"
Chen Fang has a strong personality, and she can't see anyone stronger than her, so she immediately said to Qin Ruhai: "Brother Ruhai, please wait a while, I'll go and ask my parents to come over, here you help watch the point first, rest assured that you and I will be 100,000 at ease, I'm afraid that you will admit it and sneak away, you can do this, but if you lose something, I will definitely report it to the police station, because I have written down your name and address, and I am not afraid that you will sneak away." But I don't think you will slip away, because I can see that you are also a well-known man, and you will not do those shady things, and without further ado, I will go first, and you can help me watch it!"
After speaking, Chen Fang had already slipped out of the distance.
Qin Ruhai was so frightened by her bold move that her face turned pale, and then she reacted, chased out, and shouted at her back a few times, but she didn't hear any response, and she regretted it for a while.
Chen Fang's family lives not far away, only more than 300 meters away from the grocery store, and he ran to his home in a few steps.
Deng Chunxia saw her panting and ran in, and hurriedly asked: "Fangfang, why did you run home, who will take care of the shop?"
Chen Fang pretended to be anxious and panicked and urged: "Mom, hurry up and take a look, the wild child who came from nowhere, he didn't want me to call him brother, he looked very vicious, there was no one on the street, everyone went back to sleep, I was afraid of being bullied by him, so I escaped." ”
Deng Chunxia was immediately frightened by her words, hurriedly brought a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and ran towards the grocery store in a hurry.
Chen Fang was afraid of making a big fuss, so she ran behind and stopped him: "Mom, what are you trying to do? He may be drunk, and when he sees me guarding the shop alone, he wants to take advantage of him, and he doesn't look like the kind of guy who is so bad that he is so bad, you give me the kitchen knife first, it will frighten him." Also, maybe he's already gone, give me the kitchen knife!"
Deng Chunxia was suspicious in her heart, stopped, stared at her and asked, "Fangfang, are you playing tricks on people again?"
Chen Fang couldn't hide it, so he said: "Mom, he actually came to buy something, but he shouted loudly as soon as he entered the door, and I was woken up by him as soon as I was confused. So I thought of a way to lie to him and said that I was twenty-three, but my ID card was mistakenly written as nineteen years old, and he was not to be outdone, saying that as long as I could prove that I was older than him, he would dare to call me grandma in public, and he would dare to call me grandma in public, and he would dare to call me grandma, but in fact, he didn't believe it, thinking that I didn't dare to tell you, and I couldn't stand him calling me grandma in front of you. Mom, he bullied me first, just entered the door and called people my little sister indiscriminately, I can't swallow this breath, you have to help me, in front of him, he said that I have passed twenty-three, I have to force him to call me grandma. I've seen his ID card, it's from Fenghuang Village, Yulin Town, Shuanghuan County, we don't have to be afraid of a foreigner!"
Deng Chunxia was so angry that she beat her chest, and almost reached out to slap her, and when her mood calmed down a little, she said to her: "He is a foreigner, he must have been forced to buy things so late, he was originally older than you, and he didn't make any mistakes by calling you a sister, but it's not right for you to do this, your body and bones haven't grown thick and full, so you dare to embarrass people and call grandma, which is too unusual." Your father and I have always told you to be kinder and more cautious in what you say and do, but what did you do this time? People call you sister, which is understandable, and you hold on to it, and you have to make such an overly rude request, even if people really call you, you will not grow fat, and your rank will not be high. Be obedient, don't make trouble, if you make trouble again, I'll tell your dad to go, let him discipline you well, really, why are you so cautious and short-tempered!"
Chen Fang was scolded, afraid that her father would get angry when he found out, and said with a little blush: "Mom, in fact, I just want to scare him, and he really told me that I didn't dare to agree! Mom, don't tell my dad about this, he will beat me to death when he knows about it, I know it's wrong, I'll go over and apologize to people now, this matter is over." Don't dare to fool around like this in the future, please don't tell my dad, I really know it's wrong. ”
Deng Chunxia saw that she was scared, and she didn't want to hold on, so she said with a smile: "Hehe, Fangfang, you are not young anymore, we are looking for your mother-in-law's house, you have to be more restrained during this time, don't scare away the young men who came to the door to propose." Your father and I know your personality and temper very well, and if you don't restrain yourself and be steady, I'm afraid that no one will dare to marry you. I was so serious just now that I was almost scared to death by you, alas, if you don't change your ghostly temper, it will be difficult for me and your father to rest assured of you. Girls should be like girls, don't do needlework, be polite and enthusiastic to people, this is the minimum virtue, this time I won't tell your dad, but if there is a next time, I will definitely clean up with your dad, so you will lose all our faces!"
Chen Fang lowered her head and said lightly: "Mom, I know it's wrong, I won't dare next time." ”
Deng Chunxia was happy to see that she was obedient and knew her mistakes, so she hid the kitchen knife and pulled her to the grocery store.