Chapter 329: I want to faint, quietly
"Brother Tiger, please don't be impatient!"
"Human, you damn human, speak our great Tiger language. ”
"Brother Tiger, aren't you looking for your child, I'll help you find it, don't move your mouth, be merciful under your claws. ”
"Human, where did my child go, did you take my child, and if so, none of you want to live today. ”
"Brother Tiger, dissipate your anger, I can understand your Tiger language, so I can naturally help you, I don't know where your child is at the moment, but no matter what, I will definitely help you find it." ”
"Humans, you are all liars. ”
"Brother Tiger, we have never harmed your child, please stop your movements, believe me, there are so many of us who will definitely be able to help you find your child. ”
"Human, I believe in you once. ”
The tiger and Zhou Yu were screaming and communicating, but in front of Jiang Wan'er, Lin Jia, and a large group of classmates, they all looked at each other in disbelief.
Zhou Yu, what a special beast language!
You see, that person has one person and one tiger, how arrogant, he actually called directly, knowing that this is an exchange, and those who don't know think that two tigers are in love.
No, to be precise, it's one person and one tiger.
Pang Wendong was woken up by the tiger's saliva in the face, and at this time, the tiger's front paws also left his body, and his heart was still extremely frightened.
Suddenly, he heard Zhou Yu screaming, and the tiger also responded, and he was immediately angry and fainted again.
To be precise, there should be no face awake.
How can this special meow really know beast language!
Why can't the other party understand Lao Tzu's beast language communicator?
Well, these thoughts are already a later story, and we must wait until Pang Wendong wakes up and comforts himself for a while.
"Oh my God, what did I see, Zhou Yu was learning to cry a tiger. ”
"Learn a fart, learn, don't you see people and tigers coming and going, this is communication. ”
"Oumaga, Zhou Yu really understands the language of beasts, this voice is amazing, it almost moves, if it is accompanied by movements, this Nima can scare people to death!"
"Hey, the tiger really let go of Pang Wendong, I don't know what they're talking about?"
"Hmph, fortunately, Zhou Yu really knows beast language, otherwise Pang Wendong is afraid that he will die today. ”
"Damn Pang Wendong, what kind of messy stupid stuff is there, it's useless, and he's still pretending to be able to do it there, it's really a death. ”
"Don't say it, it's not you who asked Pang Wendong to communicate with the tiger one by one. Someone couldn't stand it and said it, and then it was swept away by overwhelming remarks.
"We asked him to communicate, yes, not because he was confident and had to pretend to be in front of us. ”
"That's it, he's bragging about what's wrong, how he's bragging about him, are we angry and scolding him for being stupid, you don't see it, he really let the sparrows come to him. ”
"However, do you still remember, I remember Zhou Yu said that Pang Wendong's animal communicator, the translation of the content is wrong. ”
"Well, it seems that this must be the case, Zhou Yu is so powerful! ”
Whoa!
The tiger stood beside Pang Wendong and kept roaring, going back and forth where it was, Zhou Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the tiger's roar was still looking for the child.
He just communicated with the tiger, and he wasn't afraid?
To be honest, he wasn't really scared.
After all, his strength is not afraid of a tiger at all, but he is also nervous!
Proficient in animal language, each race, has a different language, for example, the tiger has the language of the tiger, the lion has the language of the lion, this is not the same, and the pronunciation and so on need a variety of different ways.
In particular, the vocal cords of humans determine that many animal voices, even if you can make a sound, are difficult to pronounce.
Therefore, he was nervous, nervous about whether he could communicate smoothly with the tiger.
Fortunately, all this sounds a bit mysterious, but it has finally come to an end, and the next thing is to help the tiger find his child, and then a problem will follow.
That is, where did the tiger come from in the deep mountains?
According to common sense, such ferocious animals will not appear in ordinary scenic spots.
Can't help it, Zhou Yu wanted to ask the tiger, and howled a few times, but the tiger ignored him arrogantly, scratched his head a little depressed, and was extremely depressed.
"Zhou Yu, are you okay?" Jiang Wan'er asked nervously.
Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "Spread around and look for other tigers." ”
"And the tiger?" Lin Jia asked in shock.
"His child is missing, so he should be nearby. Zhou Yu pointed at the tiger and then said, Jiang Wan'er looked at Zhou Yu and couldn't help lowering her head and said, "Zhou Yu, I'm sorry." ”
"You still know that I'm sorry, it's not me who you're sorry for, Wan'er, you're a teacher now, a class teacher, you can't be so willful and know no. Zhou Yu looked at Jiang Wan'er angrily and said.
"Oh! Jiang Wan'er was like a docile cat, bowing her head next to Zhou Yu and whispering.
Zhou Yu nodded, and suddenly felt a little cool!
Lin Jia was on the side, looking at the always arrogant head teacher, who was suddenly so well-behaved in front of Zhou Yu, and was shocked.
Oh yes, is this still the homeroom teacher I know?
"And you, Lin Jia, why didn't you run just now?" Zhou Yu asked when he saw Lin Jia stunned and wanted to laugh, glaring at her.
"I...."Lin Jiagang wanted to say that she was worried about him, but looking at Zhou Yu's arrogant face, she snorted coldly in her heart: "Hmph, I believe in you, you can speak." ”
Zhou Yu was slightly embarrassed.
Well, you answer this one, and you cheat.
It's strange that you believe me!" Zhou Yu thought to himself.
The tiger was still in the distance, staring at Pang Wendong as if he were a hostage, walking back and forth, extremely anxious, and constantly roaring.
At this time, the students from afar also came one after another, and they began to ask excitedly one by one.
"Zhou Yu, you really know beast language, you are so powerful!"
"That's right, Zhou Yu, how did you learn the beast language, can you teach me. ”
"I also learn, I want to learn too, Zhou Yu, you are so good, you are good at fishing, you can also speak beasts, and the computer is so powerful, ahhhh
"Hey, Zhou Yu, you can take me as an apprentice! I also have to learn the beast language, your roaring voice is so handsome!"
Zhou Yu listened to the chatter of a group of classmates, and suddenly felt embarrassed, he didn't want to expose this matter.
But in fact, it's nothing, Zhou Yu said casually: "I don't understand it very well, so I just make it up, maybe a blind cat meets a dead mouse, I like to learn animal calls since I was a child." ”
Zhou Yu said with a smile, everyone naturally didn't believe it, and continued to ask one by one, Zhou Yu naturally waved his hand and shook his head, insisting that he just liked to learn animal calls.
Just when everyone was immersed in this atmosphere, Pang Wendong, who was lying on the ground in the distance, woke up again, and saw Zhou Yu being surrounded in the middle, touted by a group of classmates, and fainted again.
Oh my God, don't wake me up.
I want to faint, quietly!
(End of chapter)