Chapter 582: Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense
"Okay, understood. ”
Hua Fan nodded, naturally understanding what Tang Xiaolong meant.
This pair of twin brothers, I don't know what their names are, they look exactly the same, their hairstyles are inch, and the clothes they wear are white T-shirts.
Even if it is a friend of these two twins, who is who is who, I'm afraid it's stupid to tell the difference.
At the moment, the only difference between the brothers is that the one who stayed behind has a fairer face, and the one who is going to defecate in the field next to the road has a ruddy face and a smell of alcohol all over his body, obviously drinking.
And he is the driver of the cangzha car.
At this time, this drunk driving guy was going to go to the field next to the road to defecate, of course Tang Xiaolong was not at ease, Hua Fan also knew that it was no problem for him to poop, but he definitely couldn't run.
"What do you call these two twins?"
Tang Xiaolong suddenly asked.
"I'm my elder brother, my name is Wang Qiwen, that's my younger brother, my name is Wang Qiwu. ”
Wang Qiwen, the elder brother who was standing next to Tang Xiaolong, said a little nervously,
At this moment, he also knew that because the canopy truck carrying the dog overturned, although it only smashed the grass eggs of a tricycle and did not kill people, it scared an elderly grandmother to death and caused a death.
This traffic accident is in big trouble, and the person driving is his younger brother Wang Qiwu, and he is drunk driving, how serious the consequences are, you can think of it with your knees.
At this time, Wang Qiwu, whose face was flushed, with the smell of alcohol all over his body, squeezed out the crowd of onlookers, crossed the road, and jumped into the field by the roadside.
Hua Fan followed closely behind and jumped into the field as well.
"Hey, where are you going to poop!"
Seeing Wang Qiwu hurriedly walking forward, Hua Fan shouted in a deep voice.
"Hey, buddy, I have a stomachache and a big poop, why are you coming here?" asked Wang Qiwu.
"Man, why did I come along, you didn't have a little pressure in your heart?" Hua Fan sneered.
"Hey, that's a strange thing, why did you come along?"
Wang Qiwu looked puzzled, but took out a cigarette case from his pocket, took out one, and threw it to Hua Fan more than three meters away.
Hua Fan took the cigarette and did not light it, but threw it back again.
It's just that Wang Qiwu didn't have much good way to catch the cigarette, and the cigarette couldn't be caught and fell to the ground.
"Dude, I'm just taking off my pants and flying here, if you don't feel like it, just stand here and smell it, hehe. ”
Wang Qiwu sneered, took off his shorts, and slowly squatted on the ground.
Hua Fan stood two meters away, not even bothering to turn around, let alone walking away to avoid the smell of Rexiang.
"Damn B, wolves don't catch rabbits like this!"
Wang Qiwu secretly complained in his heart.
Just now, Brother Peng Zhao Peng asked him to find a way to leave the scene of the car accident, find a place to hide first, and wait until the alcohol content in his body is completely gone, because once the traffic police arrive and detect that he has a lot of alcohol in his body, the full responsibility for the car accident is inevitable.
And Wang Qiwu naturally thought of pooping, he wanted to use poop as an excuse to slip away immediately, and then find a place where no one was hiding for three or four hours, and then come out when he was completely out of alcohol, even if the traffic police asked him where he went, he could say that he got lost when he pooped, and then fainted on the side of the road because he was too tired.
As for drunk driving, it can be blamed on his brother Wang Qiwen, anyway, no one can recognize who is who he and his brother are.
It's just that what annoys Wang Qiwu is that the guy next to him is staring so closely that it is difficult for him to slip away.
Suddenly, Wang Qiwu lifted his shorts and ran directly.
"Silly fork, do you want to run!"
Hua Fan sneered and immediately pursued.
"I said, you don't know how to drive! It's this woman who drove this car just now, right? You female driver, what a road killer, you hit it straight over, did you use the accelerator as a brake and stepped on it?!"
At this time, at the scene of the car accident surrounded by the inner and outer three layers, the bald young man named Zhao Peng sprayed at Ye Zi beside Tang Xiaolong.
"Whether I'm a road killer or not, you don't need to say. ”
Ye Zi stared at Zhao Peng and said coldly, "You guys are drunk and driving, and you forcibly turn around without hitting the turn signal, are you still reasonable?"
"Well, what's the point? Who got drunk driving?"
Zhao Peng's face tightened, and he shouted, "Sister, please see clearly, it's him who is driving, Wang Qiwen, his throat is inflamed, to the extent that Liu Tianwang can't sing, he doesn't drink a drop of wine! The one who drank the wine was the one who went to defecate, his younger brother Wang Qiwu!"
As soon as she heard this, Ye Ziqiao's face turned cold, and Tang Xiaolong was even more furious, Nima's, this guy actually opened his eyes and said nonsense!
"Man, I can warn you, this is the scene of the car accident, you speak carefully! The one who got down from the driver's seat just now is obviously the Wang Qiwu who went to defecate, but not the Wang Qiwen who stayed here!"
Tang Xiaolong said loudly.
"That's because you read it wrong!" Zhao Peng said coldly, "Who is Wen and who is Wu, do you know or I know?" However, most people will admit that they are wrong, you mistake celery for coriander, and I understand you." ”
"Okay, are you right, are you willing to take responsibility for your words?" Tang Xiaolong asked in a condensed voice.
"Of course, a manly man, when it's time to be responsible, I'm a man, can I frown?"
Zhao Peng's chest straightened, and he deliberately exposed his tattoos, looking like a chicken is not easy to mess with.
"That's right, Brother Peng is right, I was the one who drove just now. ”
Wang Qiwen said, pinched his throat, his voice was indeed a little abnormal, "When I ate at noon, I didn't drink, of course I drove it." Come to think of it, my brother was drinking, how could we possibly let a drinker drive, right?"
Tang Xiaolong narrowed his eyes coldly, this Wang Qiwen, who looks harmless to humans and animals, is also an abusive master, if everyone knows that they can't drive after drinking, how can there be so many drunk drivers in the world?
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaolong's gaze turned to the field beside the road.
I saw that in the field, Wang Qiwu was running desperately in front, and Hua Fan was chasing closely behind.
"Damn, this is the !! you forced me"
At this time, Wang Qiwu saw that Hua Fan was getting closer and closer to him, and suddenly his cold eyes flashed, and he picked up a fist-sized piece of dirt from the ground and threw it directly at the face of Hua Fan, who was chasing after him.
Boom!
"Ah!!h
Wang Qiwu's throwing technique was very accurate, and the distance was very close, Hua Fanfan was caught off guard, and was hit in the face by the dirt, his mind buzzed, and a pair of eyes had already been filled with dust, and he didn't dare to open his eyes.
"Liang Shan, that kid is going to run, I'll leave it to you!" Tang Xiaolong said suddenly.
"No problem! bring him back in 30 seconds!"
Liang Shan said majestically, taking his giant-like steps.