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Today's ninth class is spreading explosive news as always, in order to celebrate the arrival of the winter vacation and condolences to the hard work of the students, the school will specially hold a pre-holiday party, the whole school must be present, all classes must participate in the preparation program to perform in front of the whole school, including the senior high school students who are preparing for the college entrance examination.

To tell the truth, when Xie Qilan said the news with his naturally cynical smile on the podium, the whole class didn't believe it, and the first reaction of the whole class was: What the are you a liar? And after Xie Qilan had already begun to assign the tasks of the party, the whole class was sensational again, and the noise of neurosis that the whole school had become accustomed to broke out.

"Report, I'm a class committee member, and I know the situation. ”

"Report, I'm a class committee member, I have something to say. ”

"Report, I'm the class committee, they're all stupid, listen to me. ”

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"So why was I called here?" After Gu Qinghuan was mysteriously called to the office by Xie Qilan, he found that Lin Xinyue and Bai Mocheng were already preparing there.

"Hmm, our leading actor is here?" Bai Mocheng's unusually enthusiasm made Qing Huan suddenly alert, but with Xin Yue here, nothing should happen.

"This time we're rehearsing a play, what age are they, and we're still doing this, let me see the script. Gu Qinghuan was even speechless when he took the script from Xin Yue's hand, "Snow White, are all your IQs offline?... Wrong. ”

Qinghuan's face changed in the next second, and he ran directly.

"Hey, pseudo-sister, what are you running!?" Bai Mocheng shouted angrily.

", I've already guessed the ending, I won't wear that princess dress to death!" Gu Qinghuan stood at the door and gestured towards Mo Cheng.

"Come on, it's Sister Xinyue who plays the princess this time, your temperament is not good enough at all. Bai Mocheng threw an apple into Xin Yue's hand, and looked at Qing Huan carefully, "Even the figure is obviously not good, is it okay?! ”

"Really? That's good. Qinghuan breathed a sigh of relief and walked over. It seems that he thinks too much, but since Lin Xinyue plays the princess, does she play the prince?

"Well, yes, why don't you try on this dress? Bai Mocheng held up another pair of men's clothes in his hand, well, obviously men's clothes.

Picked up the clothes and looked at them, although some of them were not in line with their taste, but it didn't seem bad to wear them once or twice once in a while, it was rare that Mocheng didn't make a mistake this time, and Qinghuan's mood was finally much easier.

"Xinyue, I'm thirsty. Qing Huan, who had just run away from a sudden strenuous exercise, felt a little dry in his mouth, this is really a little strange, could it be that his physique has dropped to this point?

"Give. Xin Yue threw the apple in her hand, stretched out her hand, and caught it perfectly.

"It tastes good. Qinghuan took a few bites and found that this apple was really quite thirst-quenching... But suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, wait, how did Snow White get tricked? Eat the witch's poisoned apple... Bastard, why are you a little dizzy, dead ink city...

Lin Xinyue supported Gu Qinghuan, who had fainted, and looked at Bai Mocheng as she expected, "Sure enough, he is the best princess candidate in your heart." ”

"Of course, how can such a lovely person be a girl like a princess! Bai Mocheng had a wicked smile on his face after victory, and he was thirsty after only a few steps of running, of course, it was her unguardable spiritual skill, "But according to your script, it seems that there is no such thing as a prince at all." ”

FeelingsThis is a conspiracy of the two of them, and it is estimated that Gu Qinghuan, who fell into Xin Yue's arms, will die after a while.

"Well, let's look forward to the performance. Xin Yue smiled naturally, completely unaware of her fiancé.

Although the preparations for the pre-holiday party were relatively hasty, but due to everyone's long-suppressed interest, the atmosphere of the whole party can be said to be continuously rising, one program after another, the audience temporarily put down the identity of the students as the audience, their emotions are constantly changing with the change of the program, sometimes being amused by the comedy to make the audience laugh, sometimes immersed in the beautiful singing and tears, but after hearing the announcer say that the last program name is "distorted melody", the first collective stunned thought it was a mythological drama, Then I saw that although the crystal coffin carried up by the props team was very vague, there was no doubt that there was anyone else in the ninth class of the third year of high school who could wear that elegant and noble pure white princess dress, only Gu Qinghuan, so the audience broke out into noisy cheers again, and the finale scene really had to be something more exciting than the ability of the campus!

"Oh my God, although I said that Qinghuan's predecessor is very beautiful, but I am a man, go and kiss a man, Xie Qilan, what kind of broken task is this, come out for me!" Xiao Legong, who gradually walked towards the crystal coffin and was obviously pushed out after being told of the task before going on stage, was extremely heavy in his heart, Qianyu, come and take me home, this is hell...

And at this moment, the crystal coffin used spiritual power to feel the light joy of the surrounding environment: "Dead Ink City, I actually put the script... No, let Xiao Le Gong play the great sage of the kingdom, do you want to make the legendary abstinence love? Bastard, you dare to let me play the princess, and poison me, Xin Yue, Xue Tong, come and save me. ”

"This..."No matter how much he pretended to be melancholy, he still walked to the crystal coffin, at this moment, Xiao Le Palace's heart was extremely struggling, and the Qinghuan seniors lying in it were indeed fresh and detached, but... No, God, it's okay to have an accident!

"Kiss up", "kiss up", "kiss up", ......

The emotions of the audience have obviously been infected, they have begun to shout, the finale is really the highlight, I thought this kind of theme would be boring, but I didn't expect to have a surprise when it came up.

"Bastard, you dare to take advantage of my absence. The blue sword shadow waved past, and Xiao Legong, who was expecting an accident, was overjoyed, and hurriedly dodged with a lower waist, and then took the opportunity to leave the crystal coffin with a backward jump.

"Wait, didn't you leave the stage after the performance?" Xiao Legong said in surprise, it was none other than Su Jiuxia who was holding the Void Spirit Giant Sword... Hey, Jiuxia senior, is it really no problem for you to summon the Ethereal Spirit Greatsword here?

"Ahh

"Hi everyone, please watch our carefully prepared drama 'Twisted Melody', I am the special narrator of this drama, just call me Bunny, good evening, everyone. Yu Qianye's cheerful voice directly made the two people on the stage think about it, where did this ghost explain, obviously they came to make trouble.

"Well, now the plot begins, just as our noble sage is about to kiss and wake up the princess, suddenly the leader of the National Knights, the Dark Knight, rushes over to interrupt this joyful scene, and the war between the two rivals is about to break out, so who can get the right to kiss and wake up the sleeping princess, two, come on!"

"Hit" "Hit" "Hit" ... The same delightful audience.

Su Jiuxia, who has been misunderstood as a couple with Qinghuan in school, has become a handsome physics teacher in Class 9 of the god-like class, Xiao Legong, as soon as it comes into contact with reality, this bloody situation can't help but make the audience below blood boil, although they have nothing to do with these people, but it is also a great pleasure to watch you like this, happy, happy......

"Although I don't understand what's going on, but I must rescue him!" Su Jiuxia stepped forward and swept with a swing of the Void Spirit Giant Sword, forcing Xiao Le Gong to bend down and flip back to widen the distance, but before Xiao Le Gong landed, Su Jiuxia followed closely, and the Void Spirit Giant Sword slashed straight down, and the momentum made Le Gong feel that this guy might really be here to kill him...

"Smack", Xiao Legong saw the opportunity, took the white blade with his empty hand, and clamped Su Jiuxia's Void Spirit Giant Sword to the death, and then pushed hard, forcing Jiuxia to retreat entirely, and he also took advantage of the situation to jump back and open the distance, sliding to the edge of the field.

"Oh, it seems that our noble prince has fallen into disadvantage, the Dark Knight now has the advantage, but is it against the spirit of chivalry to bully the unarmed?"

"Bell", a bone sword fell from directly above the broadcast studio above, and it just fell behind Xiao Le Palace below, with a curtain to cover it, so ordinary people didn't see it, damn, this rabbit is not a big deal!

"Senior Jiuxia, offended. "With his right foot stepping on the bone sword, his left foot sliding, he started the bone sword, Xiao Legong stepped on a few steps, flew forward and quickly handed over to Jiuxia's giant sword.

Although Su Jiuxia's Void Spirit Giant Sword is also very flexible, but after all, it is to win by strength, in terms of skill, in the case of the same level even if it is slightly worse, it is still the slender sword of the bone sword that has the advantage, of course, both of them understand that in this kind of place, they can't really start fighting in any way, so although the move seems thrilling to the people in the audience, in fact, they both have their own hands.

"Ah!!" After a pointless but exciting fight in the eyes of the audience, the two of them flew forward with their swords, ready to end the farce with one blow.

"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it's the decisive moment between the knight and the great sage, eh, wait, that's... OMG!"

Accompanied by Yu Qianye's exaggerated "Oh my God", Lin Xinyue, who was dressed in a black dress like a blood elf in the dark night, suddenly fell from the sky, and in the surprise of the audience before she could react, she landed steadily, and grabbed the hand holding the sword of Jiuxia and Le Gong who were swinging the sword at the same time, and pulled it hard to the center, knocking the two heads together, and falling to the ground at the same time.

If you misestimate the length of the Ethereal Spirit Giant Sword and the Bone Sword, you will be scratched by the sword, and you will not be able to complete the double kill if you play a little more or less than a second, but Lin Xinyue's heterogeneous illness is a dynamic vision that can have twenty times the reaction speed of a normal person!

"He is mine, and it is up to you, not yet. "In an instant, the queen's aura ruled the entire theater, and the audience, who had not yet reacted... Who is this? But it's beautiful.

"Ah, even the priestess of the empire has appeared, the situation seems to be getting more and more chaotic, no, the priestess is walking towards the princess, the prince and the knight have fallen to the ground, will it be the priestess who will finally get the princess? Huh, wait? Someone is here again!"

Xie Qilan, what are you doing here! Xiao Le Gong, who fell to the ground, complained frantically, I damn it, this uniform, are you playing a mentally deranged bard or a ghost!

"Do you want to stop me too?" Lin Xinyue's extremely evil smile conquered the audience again, no way, men are born to like darkness.

"No, I'm just here to remind you. Xie Qilan, who was dressed in rags and white, spoke in an extremely dark tone, "Death, here." ”

As soon as the words fell, the lights of the entire theater suddenly dimmed, and the sudden cold air made these audience members who were still wrapped in winter clothes feel like they were naked and fell into ice water, and the walls of the entire space seemed to lose their effect and let everyone fall into the cold wind blowing through, and if there is anyone else who can be suitable for the role of the god of death, there is no doubt that it is suitable for Gu Nianhang, who can fully show his heart without scruples on the stage.

Blood, dripping blood, on the screen behind it was slowly flowing upward, changing the trajectory, for a while, under the stimulation of the dark environment, there were really a few viewers who were already scared and fainted, because... The door that had been open was locked by itself at this time... And Xiaotu was very cooperative and didn't say a word, or has it been solved by Nianhang?

The inverted seven-pointed star, the seven-pointed star drawn by blood slowly took shape, the dark and illusory wings, Gu Nianhang was watching the world in mid-air as if he was watching a farce, looking at the audience, death, coming.

"Bury. ”

In a simple sentence, the seven-pointed star on the screen has begun to burn, not only the screen, the stage floor, but the entire environment they are in is burning, and even the smell of burning is wafting out.

However, at the moment when Lin Xinyue was about to make a move, she found that she couldn't move, not only herself, but she found that Gu Nianhang's expression in mid-air was not quite right, the flames on the ground were gradually extinguished, and the lights were bright again, Nianhang also stood on the ground, his wings had disappeared, and he was looking at Xinyue with a surprised face, obviously he thought she did it.

However, behind the scenes, the figures who walked slowly made them collectively sad.

"Well, then no one will hinder me from enjoying this feast. Bai Mocheng clapped his hands, with a victorious expression, there is no way to use the too exaggerated spiritual magic and heterogeneous diseases here, if you use a sword, you can explain that it is a prop, and if you use a gun, there is no way to explain the damage, at this time, Mo Cheng's imprisoned spirit technique is the most useful nirvana at this time, after all, if you break the imprisoned spirit art, you have to use the external spiritual power or a weapon with extremely high instant damage to be effective, but now, you can't use it!

"Bastard, cheat!" everyone's angry hearts, just playing a game, unconsciously began to be more serious.

And on the side, Gu Qinghuan has been observing the environment by relying on spiritual sense, and at this moment he is on the verge of collapse: I rely on what is the situation, at first I thought it was just a fairy tale drama, but I didn't expect that I was poisoned and changed to a crime film, and I was inexplicably pulled over to play the princess and turned into a reverse film in seconds, but it turned out that it was not Lin Xinyue who came to play the prince but Xiao Legong who came to play the great sage and became an ethical film, and then Jiuxia and Le Gong fought again and became a violent film, I originally thought that Jiuxia and Le Gong could take the opportunity to leave, but Xin Yue took a double kill and became a romantic film, and then Xie Qilan appeared and became a suspense film, Before I could react, Nian Hang changed the atmosphere again and turned into a horror movie, the burning of the theater almost became a disaster movie, and the fire said that there was no and it became an absurd film again, but now this bastard is messing in again, is this a black humor film? Who wrote this script!

"It's not good, if you are kissed back by this little witch, you will definitely be killed by Xin Yue, try it, fight. "Don't care about this god script for now, it's important to solve the trouble in front of you, Qing Huan finished locating the spirit array stuck in his throat, and the pupil array in his closed eyes suddenly moved, "The spirit vein is reversed!"

The spiritual vein is reversed, and the spiritual magic that can completely reverse the arrangement or transformation of one's own or the other party's spiritual skills into opposite attributes to destroy or counterattack can destroy the spiritual magic set by Mo Cheng that is stuck in his throat He doesn't know, but at this time, it's better to fight.

"Now, I'm here. "The crystal coffin was opened as if it were victorious, and its walls were lowered, and... Stunned, to be exact... Stunned.

The long silver-white hair flowing behind the ears, the closed eyes can make people imagine the obsidian-like beauty even if they are not opened, and the half-covered white gauze skirt is simply a dress tailored for the goddess of moonlight, and more importantly, the whole school has been rumored that the goddess of light and joy only has a good face and legs, in fact, the figure is very poor, fallacy, it is definitely a fallacy, the princess skirt completely shows the curve of Qinghuan's upper body, although it is not as good as Lin Xinyue who entered on the side, but it is also a very eye-catching scenery.

"How... What's going on?" Bai Mocheng still hadn't been able to react, he had put Qing Huan down, but didn't he just look like a girl? I always feel like I'm a woman, but I feel like I'm losing... Bastard, even then you're in better shape than me!No, I'm going to get revenge!

While Qing Huan couldn't move, Mo Cheng held Qing Huan's face with his left hand, and his right hand had reached down, with his back to the audience, everyone just thought that she was continuing to stage the scene of kissing the princess to wake up, but in fact, her right hand had begun to wander around Qing Huan's upper body, especially in the key part where she looked unhappy, and pressed it a few times.

Gu Qinghuan at this moment... I guess he's already dead, even if he didn't die, he must have wanted to die very much, what's the situation! Could it be that because the spirit array is in the body, the spirit vein reversal has an effect on his entire body? But wait, then what's going on with this sex reversal? I didn't take Fang Shuanghua's medicine so well!

"Happy... Gong..."The familiar blunt words made all the nerves on the stage tense again, and they were coming on... Su Qianyu, why is she here? Do you want to slaughter the farm?

"Damn. Bai Mocheng secretly snapped his fingers, canceled the confinement spirit technique, and at the same time pretended to recognize the wrong person, and then turned to Su Qianyu, "Ah, this is not the princess I am looking for, Your Royal Highness the Princess, are you here?"

At the same time, he secretly winked at Lin Xinyue, and Lin Xinyue took over knowingly, "That's right, this is the trap we used to capture you, a rebel witch, Chief Knight, take this guy down, Great Sage, you first help Her Royal Highness the princess to rest." ”

The arrow was on the bow, and the two had no choice but to cooperate so well, Su Jiuxia silently pressed Mocheng and walked down, and Xiao Legong simply picked up Su Qianyu and went down directly, Xie Qilan... I don't know when it's long gone... Ghosts.

"Now, forsaken, it's time to wake up. Sitting next to the crystal coffin, Lin Xinyue caressed Qinghuan's face, admired his body, and slowly kissed Qinghuan in the nervous eyes of the audience.

"Xin Yue..."Qing Huan with a complicated expression didn't know what to say...

"It doesn't matter, we can't be husband and wife in this life, we can still be sisters. A serious whisper seems to others to be just an intimate hug on the side.

It's not this! Qinghuan's heart is broken...

"Try to see the spiritual vein reversal again, and see it all over your body. As the curtain slowly fell, Lin Xinyue whispered in Qinghuan's ear.

"Whew, it's okay..."Fortunately, this is not as uncontrollable as the keel state, and Qing Huan, who has turned back, breathed a sigh of relief, and then pulled Lin Xinyue to hurriedly leave this place where something might happen at any time, bastard, what is going on with this inexplicable sex turn, it seems that the only way to find that bastard.

But in the end, this patchwork story even had a happy ending, which is really a typical style of domestic dramas.

According to the address left by Fang Shuanghua, Gu Qinghuan easily found him who was in the laboratory.

"Hey, pervert. ”

"Hmm, Qinghuan, do you agree?" Looking up and seeing Qinghuan like this, Fang Shuanghua was overjoyed, "Have you worn the diamond ring?"

"Agreed, I didn't take your medicine, I came to you because I just used the spirit vein reversal..."After experimenting a few times, Gu Qinghuan was already able to freely control the reversal of his body, but he couldn't control others, which also made him very puzzled, and now he still maintained this state to let Fang Shuanghua better understand the situation, although what was more embarrassing was that he was still wearing her clothes that Lin Xinyue helped him change...

After Qinghuan explained for ten minutes, Fang Shuanghua finally regained Gu Qinghuan's familiar serious face, "If you don't mind, let me test your genes, right?"

"Whatever you want, hurry up, if I don't figure this out, I'm going to die when I go back. "When I think of Chen Linxuan... Bai Mocheng will definitely tell her that only by figuring out the principle now can she formulate corresponding countermeasures with Xin Yue.

Thirty minutes later, Shuanghua came in again with a pile of papers.

"In the past, your keel state was at most 70% eroded by dragon blood, but in the current state, it is 100 percent, that is to say, the image you show now is the information expressed by the genetically controlled carrier in the dragon's blood, but 100 percent... Why haven't you lost control yet?"

"How do I know?" Gu Qinghuan said helplessly, whispering to himself, "Could it be Xiao Xuetong... But I haven't seen her in days. ”

"Wait, do you mean that human genes are not only carriers of information, but also other things interspersed within?"

"Well, the information itself is made up of chemicals, so if you hide something from others who don't understand the efficacy, or simply disguise it as a gene and then stitch it together, it's very difficult, it's basically impossible to do. Fang Shuanghua replied.

"So, how much can be hidden in genes?"

"The genetic chain of an ordinary human is only 3.2 g, so it is estimated that you can put a few pistols or sniper rifles or something, but yours is a bit special. Fang Shuanghua began to rummage through the pile of papers.

"What?"

"Eh, you don't know? Your gene chain is very different from that of humans, and there are a lot of extra parts, don't you have a physical examination in your group?"

After taking the picture handed over by Fang Shuanghua, Qinghuan was a little surprised, this was different from what Lin Xinyue had shown him at the beginning.

"Sometimes I suspect you're an alien, but it's probably a genetic mutation, after all, we're in the business..."

"What else do you want to say?" Seeing Fang Shuanghua's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Qinghuan said curiously.

"For a woman, strength is secondary, appearance and temperament are her most conquest capital, Qinghuan, I found that you have all three!" Fang Shuanghua, who recovered his attributes again, "Don't worry, every accidental accident may be a great progress in science, Qinghuan, the cause of science will remember you." ”

"Boy, have you seen the Happy Tree?"

"Huh?"

"I haven't seen it before. It's okay, come on, I'll show you. ”

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