Panda, a national treasure of China.

His main place of life is all over Sichuan Province, and it is rumored that he is the mount of Chiyou, fierce and fierce, and has the name of the Iron Eating Beast.

No one would have thought that many years later, the legendary beast would become the cute beast it is today.

Everywhere you go, you can sprout a group of friends of all ages, regardless of men and women, they will be attracted by the cute and cute posture that looks weak.

Therefore, when everyone heard that they could see the panda, they did not refuse the charge of 100 yuan, even if it was really expensive, they did not hesitate, took their own money, and handed the money to the uncle.

The uncle smiled and admonished, eat less, there is no toilet here, and if you have diarrhea, it will be over, etc., so that everyone is black.

I said, uncle, your fruit is poisoned, aren't you deliberately not letting us eat your fruit?

complained and complained, but everyone still joined the fruit war.

Sure enough, as the uncle said, strawberries, apples, pears, grapes, dates, oranges, can be said to have everything, after a period of giggling, everyone finally decided to go to see the cute pet national treasure panda.

Especially a large group of little girls, even Jiang Wan'er was a little impatient.

But when everyone saw the so-called pandas, they suddenly had a feeling of crying and laughing.

Uncle, can you really tease a little more?

"Well, how do I feel like they're two teddies?"

"I feel the same way, except that their eyes are painted black, and in some places white. ”

"This must be the body dyed by an amateur hair dyeing master, it's too ugly. ”

"This is a panda? Look at the one over there, it looks like it's a cat, but that one caught a mouse!"

"These few seem to be really pandas, but ........ Nima, how is it a clay sculpture. ”

Listen, listen to the discussion of these classmates, can you not cry and laugh, I saw that in front of everyone, there were slightly larger cages, and there was a small animal in each cage.

It's not just the cages, but there are also rooms where there are also animals.

It's just that these animals all have one characteristic, that is, they are all dyed with paint to look like pandas.

However, Nima, dyeing Teddy into a panda, this imagination, I'm afraid only Uncle Orchard can do it, cheating, everyone can only say this in their hearts.

Looking at the only few giant pandas, the result is fake, clay sculpture.

Everyone was crying and laughing and angry at the same time, and they were directly ready to settle accounts with the uncle, but after the uncle called, he said confidently: "Isn't this a panda, you haven't seen a panda, don't talk nonsense." ”

"Hey, uncle, we're not blind, we all know what the panda looks like. Pang Wendong also regained his excitement at this time, and the pain in his body was gone.

He thought that the stone was not heavy, but he didn't know that it was because of Zhou Yu.

"How can this young man talk, I didn't lie to you, isn't this a panda? I didn't say whether it was dead or alive. The uncle said coldly, pointing to the clay pandas.

Everyone vomited blood for a while, peat, and this routine.

Uncle, can you not be so funny.

"Uncle, you are calling deceiving consumers to consume, do you know that you are violating laws and regulations. Jiang Wan'er said a little angrily, after all, she brought her class to the party, and she actually encountered such a thing.

"What are you talking about, little girl! Where did I deceive you, the national treasure, can we pull it to visit at will, this is the most basic situation, I don't believe you don't know, you are not allowed to keep the national treasure panda in captivity, that is illegal. I can dye you a few teddies and make pandas, if you don't thank me, forget it, I still want to see real pandas, go to the panda base!

The uncle seemed to be a little angry when he spoke, and then said, "Okay, okay, it's been two hours since you came in, and when the time comes, hurry up." ”

"No, uncle, how can there be a time limit!" someone said angrily.

"Hey, why are you so unreasonable, I think you should be college students, why are the quality of college students so low now. The uncle said angrily: "It is written on the gate, don't look at it yourself! ”

Hearing the uncle's words, everyone was even more stunned on the spot, and everyone was sure that when they came in, there was absolutely no word written on it for one hundred or two hours.

But at this time, the uncle spoke so confidently, I think it must have hung up.

If everyone doesn't know that they have been cheated, they are a bunch of fools.

Zhou Yu said depressedly: "Uncle, you are a broken ground, one hundred yuan per person, you are blackmailing." ”

"Hey, I said young man, are you threatening uncle, I have two Tibetan mastiffs over there, if you are arrogant today, just wait, I am not afraid of you, if you don't leave, it will be trespassing on the orchard. The boss said angrily, and when he heard this, everyone was stunned again.

Then there was a look of fear on their faces, the Tibetan mastiff, that is a ferocious animal, although most people don't believe that the boss will really release it, but they are still scared when they think about it!

Zhou Yu's eyes swept, and suddenly saw a fish pond in the distance, and said, "Let's not go, go to the fish pond to fish." ”

"Fishing is OK, a thousand an hour, up to two hours. When the boss heard this, he smiled at the corner of his mouth, and he was even more happy in his heart, the fish pond was naturally prepared by him a long time ago, and the purpose was naturally to let more people be fooled.

"Uncle, you can see the money and open your eyes!" Zhou Yu sneered and said: "Eat a fruit, one hundred per person, and now it is actually a thousand yuan an hour." ”

"I won't say anything about how much you catch, how much you take. The boss snorted coldly, as if he had eaten everyone. Jiang Wan'er said a little angrily: "Uncle, you must not be able to catch fish in your fish pond, you see that so many of us come to you to eat fruits, you have to give us a free hour or two no matter what you say!"

"No way. The boss didn't want to say it, but suddenly said: "However, you are right, I am also happy for my uncle today, so let's do it, five hundred yuan, fish for an hour, how many fish will come out, how many fish you will take, the fishing rod and everything else are over there, go and get it yourself." ”

The boss's voice fell, and everyone only felt that the boss's statement was okay and authentic. I know a little bit about the world.

But Zhou Yu understands that this should not be so simple.

The boss first said, "Five hundred yuan!" and then said that the fishing rod is over there.

This may seem like a good idea, but it is one of the most common methods of sales, giving you the results directly, and you will subconsciously do what he says.

Everyone naturally felt that it was half cheaper, and they could still have fishing rods, so they naturally happily went to get fishing rods and prepared to fish, but they didn't know what the boss was thinking.

(End of chapter)