Before he entered the living room, Atletico heard the sound of monkeys, smug screams, threatening roars, and screams of injury. The names of these monkeys appeared on the virtual screen in front of him, from the more common macaques, baboons, golden snub-nosed monkeys, to rare langurs, thumb monkeys, lemurs, colobus monkeys, and so on.

There are so many monkeys, and there are many African species that are rare in the mainland, so it is naturally impossible for them all to appear in his home. Raising an eyebrow, Atletico already understood what the three women inside were doing.

Turning through a pair of open wooden doors, Atletico saw seven people in cartoon pajamas sitting on the stalls scattered, three large ones sitting on the ground in a very female duck sitting position, looking down to play with the mobile phone screen in their hands, while the four little ones were left aside to play with themselves.

The four small ones are naturally his sesame cookies, while the three big ones are their mothers-in-law, as well as two frequent guests, Zhang Xuyao and Zhao Linxiao.

The former is the sister next door who grew up together with the Atletico couple and has their own exclusive room here, almost like the third home here.

The latter is the only daughter of Dean Zhao of the School of Computer Science of Lu University, and she can be regarded as the younger sister of Atletico Madrid. She had successfully graduated the year before last, and neither went to the United States to study like many of her classmates and seniors, nor did she fall into the big pit of micro-business as Dean Zhao worried, but became a happy and free travel friend. Zhao Yunping and his wife were naturally worried and annoyed, but there was nothing they could do to save their daughter's increasingly wild nature, they only hated that they had given their daughter the wrong name, and they should call her Zhao Jingjing.

Fortunately, Miss Xiao Zhao is not fanatical about pursuing those scenery and dangerous peaks in the original ecology, and always follows the activities of a professional team when she travels, and her footprints have never left the mobile 4G coverage. This made her run outside for more than a year without anything happening, and she also earned enough money to support herself by posting travelogues on the Internet and doing live broadcasts, which made the old couple even more speechless.

Seeing that the Spring Festival was approaching, Zhao Linxiao finally returned to his parents for the holiday, and then ran out again because he couldn't stand his mother's broken thoughts and came to Atletico Madrid's house as a guest. has the same mind as her, and Zhang Xuyao, who has the excuse of not going home on Ludao without a holiday.

For the arrival of these two aunts, the little ones are naturally welcome, after all, the two aunts used to love them, and every time they come to the house as a guest, they will bring delicious and fun gifts, but all kinds of hugs and kisses are a little annoying. But today's situation is reversed, and he is disgusted and annoyed and becomes a child.

No matter how much they made people hug their legs and cry, they couldn't take the eyes of the three of them from the "Evil Thing" mobile phone, and Xiao Zhizhi even cried without the demeanor of the eldest sister of the brick family.

Taking his eyes off the third girl, Atletico walked up to Zhizhi, who was dressed as a cute little pink, and picked up his eldest daughter, took out a tissue with his right hand and gently wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

was held in her father's arms, of course Xiao Zhizhi wanted to sue, "Mom is bad, Aunt is bad! I don't love Zhizhi anymore." ”

Atletico turned her head and was about to criticize her irresponsible mother, but heard a coquettish shout: "Atletico is blocking my iFi signal!"

The voice came from his own wife, and what was even more infuriating was that when people scolded him to get out of the way, he didn't even raise his head.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Atletico replied angrily: "I haven't complained that your iFi has violated me, how can you sue the wicked first?"

"I'll take care of you, get out of the way!"

As she spoke, Tang Jiayi stood up with her head down and walked to the other side to sit down, keeping a distance of more than three meters from Atletico Madrid.

Shaking his head with a wry smile, Atletico wanted to explain to the two guests, but saw that they actually followed Tang Jiayi's footsteps, ran to the other side of the carpet with their heads down and their mobile phones in their hands, and didn't look at him the whole time, obviously they were also addicted to that game.

"Well, it's self-inflicted, NoZuoNoDie," said Atletico with emotion, stooping down to greet the three children on the ground, and then, like a father goose, leaving the living room with them dressed as Kitty, Blueskin, and Dr. Bee.

Blocking the electromagnetic waves that carry iFi signals requires some very special conditions, which are usually the patents of thick and wide walls, metal elevator gondolas, and metal phone cases.

However, just because ordinary people can't do it doesn't mean that Atletico can't do it either. Thanks to the cyborg transformation that E7U brought to him, his skin can receive electromagnetic waves from the air and generate electricity, and the energy-absorbing skin turns Atletico into a walking signal weaker. After turning on the energy extraction mode of electromagnetic power generation, the signal of his place will drop by one notch, and even the light shining on him will be dimmed due to the weakening of the reflected light.

Although the energy drain mode is turned off by default, the listening mode of monitoring the surrounding electromagnetic waves is always on, which will still cause some attenuation of the surrounding electromagnetic signals, and the communication traffic between him and the surrounding iFi hotspots is also relatively large, which will inevitably affect the game latency of others.

The two guests didn't know this, they just thought it was a network shake or didn't notice it at all, but Tang Jiayi had lived with him for so long, but he had long noticed the "shaky halo" on that guy - with him by his side, it was difficult to play well, and over time he formed the habit of playing games away from Atletico Madrid.

So when Atletico left, the monkey's screams of pain in the room suddenly decreased a lot, and were replaced by more joys and roars. Of course, the sound of porphyrists spitting things, as well as the screams of other animals and even humans, are also indispensable.

Of course, there should also be credit for Atletico Madrid taking away the four children, after all, it is easy to be distracted by having them holding hands or something by their side.

"Haha! It's finally back to the first!" Seeing that her avatar once again ranked first in the circle of friends, Tang Jiayi smiled proudly.

"Don't get too complacent, there's still the two of us!"

It was Zhao Linxiao who answered, she also didn't look up, her eyes were fixed on the screen, her hands were working left and right, and she was busy on the horizontal mobile phone.

"Yes, yes, without the four pestering spirits in your family, this girl's grades are constantly refreshing!"

"Whatever you think," Tang Jiayi stood up, this "Monkey Sailei" comes with an anti-addiction system, and it will be locked for a period of time after each best score is refreshed.

However, in Ms. Tang's opinion, this setting has no anti-addiction effect at all, but can be more amusing and addictive, and now she is itching and turning a thousand times, proud and happy at the breakthrough of the results, but also worried about being surpassed by others.

Luckily, her two biggest competitors are close by, and she can use verbal harassment tactics to divide their hearts.

Sitting on the couch to the side, he asked condescendingly, "Do you two want something to drink?"

"Leave me alone, ahhh

"I'll take a look," Tang Jiayi picked up her phone when she heard this, and checked Xiao Zhao's game records.

On the screen, a ring-tailed lemur with big ears, dark eyes, brown and gray body, and a thick and long black and white ringed tail is running fast on all four feet in the morning, and its erected tail is shaking like a flag in the wind, which looks more cute and cute.

It's just such a cute Madagascar national treasure, but it is being besieged and intercepted by countless humans, who use peanuts, hazelnuts, pistachios, apples, pears and other fruits to throw and attack lemurs, and at the same time try to capture it with nets, iron buckets, iron forks, fishing nets and other tools.

Some of those fruits are non-toxic, and after eating, they can increase their physical strength, jump higher and run faster, while some are jujube pills with added ingredients, and eating them will trigger bad states such as vomiting, fart, dizziness, and falling. Similarly, the tools used to temporarily limit the ability of animals to move can also be used by animals, and the net can be used to hang in some places to become a rope, the iron bucket can also be turned into a roller, and the iron fork fishing nets and so on are also useful, just depending on whether the player's brain hole interface can match the plan.

It's just obvious,Xiao Zhao's brain hole is still not big enough,She completely treats this game as an ordinary parkour game to play,Relying on her own nervous reaction speed all the way to eat the small tricks on the road,The front didn't eat enough props to accumulate the advantage,To the back, it was naturally in a hurry,Soon her lemur was arrested by the vicious circus administrator.,The game is naturally gameover.。

"For many people in China, the main activity on Chinese New Year's Eve every year is to eat a reunion dinner and watch the Spring Festival Gala, and now there are more people holding mobile phones while complaining and grabbing red envelopes. Now the bees have also joined the battle group and launched their Spring Festival Gala game series strongly, and it has caused quite a stir. This is what some online media say.

However, this is inaccurate, as early as 2008, Bee Games launched a browser game called "Little Mouse Peek-a-boo" to celebrate the upcoming Year of the Rat, and later formed a tradition of releasing a Lunar New Year-themed casual game in January every year. And the reason why those media have misunderstandings, in addition to being too lazy to check the information, is mainly because the previous zodiac series have not become popular and quickly disappeared.

Bee Games launches tens of thousands of games every year, the most of which are all kinds of casual sketches, low cost, fierce competition, and rapid elimination.

And now this "Monkey Sailei" can become popular, but I want to thank Aunt Yang and the 3D artist who "learned animation for three years".

Two days ago, the official release of the mascot of the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey next month was released through channels such as Za Lang Weibo, which is a fat monkey with a so-called nine-headed body and actually a three-headed body.

I have to say that Aunt Yang has achieved great success in new media operations, and the number of readings on the mascot topic quickly climbed to more than 10 million within a few hours of the article, and quickly became the hot spot of the day, and the popularity continued to continue, that is, this monkey is really ugly and abstract.

Soon someone came out to explain, saying that the meat balls on the face of the baby monkeys were cheek pouches peculiar to monkeys and other animals, which were used to temporarily store food.

The appearance of a human, the developed cheek pouch, the developed "fingers" and the callose formed by the keratinized skin are the distinctive features of most monkeys, so in addition to the red buttocks being deliberately omitted because of indecency, this monkey named "Kangkang" still has a high degree of restoration.

However, for most netizens, the monkey in their cognition is either the Monkey King played by humans, or the Emeishan monkey who discusses rope life with the master, although both of them have cheek pouches, they do not leave the impression of bulging cheeks, which is no wonder everyone is rare and weird, staring at these two meat balls.

In the carnival of a group of Internet jokers, the dialect word "Monkey Sailei (so powerful)" from Cantonese quickly became popular and became a folk nickname for "Kangkang".

Some people print it on their clothes, some people put small balls on their faces, and some people get rich because of it.

Bee's New Year's game was originally called "Monkeys Escape from the Circus", but it quickly became popular because of the strange setting of the monkey swallowing a bullet and counterattacking back, which alluded to the meaning of "Monkey Sailei". Then, Bee Games changed its name to "Monkey Sailei" very well, and various promotions made it the most popular all-platform mobile game in recent times, and it made a lot of quick money.

Although she knew that this was her "fierce rival" on the rankings, Tang Jiayi still couldn't resist the problem of being a good teacher, and said: "Xiaoxiao, you still don't use lemurs, if you want to get a high score, it's best to use old-world monkeys, they have cheek pouches to temporarily store food and medicinal fruits, and can attack the guards to get extra points." ”

However, her kindness was politely rejected by the other party, who resolutely defended her pride in being Yan Kong and the 0 Yuan Party, saying that she refused to use ugly or expensive old-world monkeys.

"Alas, another child who has fallen for the conspiracy of a game company!" sighed Ms. Tang.

After the game became popular, Bee Games took advantage of rapid development and quickly launched a large number of new characters for it, and even under the slogan of entertaining and educating, the star members of the original monkey, the new world monkey, and the old world monkey all gathered here, but in essence, it was to sell more unlock fees.

Players can use in-game currency to unlock characters, but there are always people who dislike the slow use of bee gold coins for efficiency, and then Bee Game earns it.

In order to make better money, they shamelessly think about the image of the monkeys, the weaker the ability, the more beautiful and cheap, and deliberately induce players to buy thumb monkeys (marmosets), lemurs, tarsiers and other small size to sell cute masters, so as to extend the life of the game and make more money.