Six hundred and fifty-four cat and mouse
You are crazy, are you crazy! On the table, you want to hit me, and even instigate Sister Hua to divorce me and let her fall out with me; under the table, is this hooking up with me? Tickling me, my mind is messy, and my heart is numb. What the hell do you want to do? Do you want to ...... with me?
Then don't be so trouble-seeking? Hu Dafa, who was fooled just now, held his breath, and was about to be beaten, was suddenly deflated by this kind of provocation, seduction, and stimulation under the table. Liu Yun'er! I really can't accept you! This is all at this point, and I am still testing my concentration?
If you mess me up, I'll ......
How to deal with Liu Yun'er, Hu Dafa really didn't think about it. Fighting for internal strength, not an opponent. Compete in endurance, and people don't compete with you in long-distance running? At most, you can fight in bed, sweat twice, and you don't know who is up and who is down!
Liu Yun'er is like playing a game of cat and mouse, she has to toss Hu Dafa enough, and after being scared half to death, she will slowly taste the taste.
"Sister Hua, I'm really reluctant to ......" I can't bear it, my eyes don't look at Sister Hua, what is Hu Dafa doing, so that our male number one is going to kneel directly.
"I'll go to the bathroom, you two talk slowly!" Hu Dafa was just about to stand up trembling under Liu Yun'er's white eyes, but his legs were weakened by a sentence, and he sat back in the chair.
"Sister Hua, in fact, I also like Dafa!"
Hu Dafa stared at Liu Yun'er tightly, and really wanted to ask clearly, "Eldest sister, what are you going to do? Do you have to tear me down with Sister Hua? Even if I was wrong before, it can't be at this time...... Do you want to tell me and you all about me......? I don't think there are any photos left!"
Hu Dafa's heart churned, who is Liu Yun'er? That's really out of the way, and everyone will pull you off the horse? That old comrade Ma, didn't he suffer a big loss, and I don't know who did it. Is this taking me as a target for revenge?
"Yun'er, what are you talking about?" Sister Hua's ear was a little off track at the critical moment, and she didn't hear it clearly.
Hu Dafa really wanted to help repeat it, "Liu Yun'er said: She likes me!"
"Sister Hua, I mean, Hu Dafa is not bad, he is a good man, and it should be good to be with you. Actually, I like him too...... Otherwise, share my share!"
Hu Dafa's head slammed directly on the coffee table, and with a "bang", he was in pain, raised his head suddenly, and looked at Liu Yun'er with a solemn look, "Oh, sister, what are you playing? I'm not a pig's head and the tip of the buttocks, you look good, and the two of you buy half a pig? This is marriage, is there such a thing?"
"Yun'er, this joke is too big! Don't say that, I can't stand it!" Hu Dafa finally realized how difficult it is to be an actor. When facing Liu Yun'er, he was pleading, if he could, he was really in tears; when he turned his face to face Sister Hua, he had to pretend to be a little confused, he didn't understand what it meant, and he had to be a little proud, showing that he still had merit as a man, and he was also painful and happy to be shown by more girls!
It's okay to show love, and don't do it in front of your daughter-in-law! In private, secretly, most men are also happy to accept it, at least they will not resist. What man doesn't think about spring when he goes out once in a while, and he can only control his body and mind in the hospital!
"I know! I have seen it a long time ago!" Sister Hua's answer was more like a bombshell, which directly beat Hu Dafa to collapse. Does it mean that you both know each other, and only me, don't you know anything? What is this called? Is this falling in love? Is this the rhythm of getting married?
"Sister Hua, you ...... What do you mean!" Hu Dafa stared blankly, hoping to get a not guilty pardon.
"This is a woman's intuition! I remember, the last time I moved, Yun'er said it once! said: If I hadn't been with Dafa, maybe, Yun'er would have ......."
"Stop, it's impossible! This thing is absolutely impossible!" Hu Dafa was a little anxious, this is the two of you who have made up a routine, let me drill, dig a pit for me to test me? Go back and think about me again, in the end I can't get anything, isn't your trick a bit ruthless?
"Dafa, listen to me!" Sister Hua pulled Hu Dafa, "Originally, Yun'er has an advantage over me, beautiful! Young, the same age as you, isn't it better! Besides, he can live, earn money, and have a smart brain, which is much better than me." ”
"Besides, the family is not bad, and I'm going to start my own company soon. Unlike me, my family was full of wounded and sick people, and when I had an accident, the whole family was unlucky, and I was hospitalized for one year, spent three years of picking expenses, and returned to extreme poverty when I became ill! Yes!" Sister Hua sighed.
"Actually, I really want you two to ......"
"Don't say it! there's nothing like that!" Hu Dafa put his left hand around Sister Hua's shoulder, and his right hand swayed hollowly, "Sister Hua, don't say it again, if you say it again, you have to fall for her!"
"No, what do I have to do with Yun'er! I believe her. I'm getting married this year, and I hope she can find a good man soon. If not, then live in my house, Dafa, and we will live together, okay?"
"Ah, still living together!" Hu Dafa is about to go crazy, he has an accident if he lives together like this, he gets married, and he lives with his girlfriends? Isn't that...... Do you have to send me to the river?" "There is no reason for this!
"I think it's okay!" Liu Yun'er was a little moved by Sister Hua, looked at Hu Dafa's nervous appearance, and joined the ranks of ridicule.
"In case, if you have a child in the future, you ...... Why don't you stop!" Hu Dafa gritted his back molars and glared at Liu Yun'er and said. The hand gently pinched Sister Hua's leg. "Can we have a snack? I've never heard of a person living like this. In the past, it was okay to be crowded, and when I was about to get married, I at least had to find a space to be alone!"
"I'll move out when I have a child! I have to be ten months pregnant! It's early! Besides, if I have a child, I can also help? You have to wait for Sister Hua's confinement, and I'll help you take care of the child? When I grow up, I'll be the child's godmother! Sister Hua, no problem!"
"Oh!
"Oh! do you want to be a godmother? Don't you look for a godfather?" Hu Dafa's eyes darkened, knowing that she probably couldn't get rid of Liu Yun'er in this life, as long as she wanted to come, in this family, Sister Hua would never refuse.
"Sister Hua, aren't you afraid that I will make a mistake?"