"Gensokyo is peaceful, united and fraternal, and is the ideal place for all. Here, there are no thieves, no robbers, no poor people, no bad doctors. It's all thanks to my Buddha's compassion......"

What happened this morning? Why did someone come to Gensokyo to preach as soon as I got back to Gensokyo?

"Fart! Only those who have attained immortality can have their merits consummated, you heretics!"

…… It seems that the people from the Divine Spirit Temple and the Lotus Temple outside have fought.

"You said that this sister is not out to take care of it, and now that more and more people are gathering outside, they are all starting to hinder my opening. "I saw through the window two groups of people in the street beating each other.

It seems that the people of the Lotus Temple are better than the Temple of the Gods in terms of melee combat.

“…… I guess Mei Hong is dealing with the matter of Shouya Shrine on the next street, right?" Huang Quan said, "Recently, Sanae has become an idol in the world. I re-compiled the songs I got from the outside world and sang them again, and I gained a lot of faith. ”

Before Huang Quan finished speaking, there was a sound of beating in the next street, is this the legendary Jiritoku? The originally quiet and peaceful world has had a noise from the outside world after a few hundred years.

"Steamed goose hearts in private houses. "For a long time, I held back such a sentence from between my teeth.

"By the way, it seems that Hakurei Shrine is going to make some noise recently. ”

"Huh, when did that lazy guy become so aggressive?"

"Eighty percent of them see that they can make money faster by faith, after all, there are three families who divide the money and faith in the world, and Miss Boli feels that she can make something out of it. ”

I chatted with Huang Quan at this time, and the door of the custom house was suddenly kicked open by someone Ling, and he was still swearing in his mouth.

"I usually protect the township, and I am so friendly to monsters and humans, but these people don't give me a single son at this time, it's really annoying!

“……”

This sentence really choked me to death.

"Our store hasn't opened yet, and we all ran out of food yesterday. In this way, when the two groups of people at the gate earn the villagers' money, you can go over and collect taxes. I suggested, "If you keep collecting money in the future, you will definitely be better off than you are now." ”

Reimu raised her eyebrows and carefully calculated the gains and losses, as if there was no major problem.

It seemed that she figured out what to do and nodded triumphantly, so that she could praise my idea. After that, he turned his head and went out, and he beat up the two groups of people at the door.

"Hurry up, hand over your money!"

How could the fee be changed to a Ming robbery? But how could the two groups of Buddhists and Taoists be so obedient to Reimeng's wishes? On this issue, people in the Buddhist and Taoist circles seem to have reached a consensus.

"Put aside the grievances between us, let's beat her first!"

"Good!"

Alas, but these two people are the opponents of Reimeng, and Reimeng's three strokes and five divisions of two will knock the two waves of people in front of him upside down. Sure enough, in the end, I still have to bow to the urban management forces. I smiled very unkindly.

In these days, whoever has the biggest fist is the truth. But...... It's also sad that I'm going to have something like this. What the hell is it that he gave up his body to become a true god, but his strength regressed because he could no longer believe in himself. His own believers, except for Huang Quan and Mei Hong, there is no one else.

Seeing that Reimu got the money, he left the crime scene in a dashing manner, leaving only Buddhism and Taoism.

"It's all you! If you hadn't quarreled with me, would you have been able to do this? Now Miko-sama's mission will not be completed at all!"

"Fart, it's all because you're too wasteful. If it weren't for my Buddha's mercy, I would have beaten you along with Reimeng!"

Ah, it seems that there is no consensus between the people in the Buddhist and Taoist circles.

"Why don't you go and become an idol to earn faith?" Huang Quan gave me a ghost suggestion, "Sanae earns the faith of otaku, and Buddhism earns the faith of middle-aged and elderly people." I think a white-faced kid like you might consider trying to attract women's attention. Cute, not tall, how cute. ”

"It's not your fault that I'm like this!"

Since becoming a god, his height has shrunk a lot, his body has become thinner, and his skin has become very white. The culprit of all these changes is this guy in front of him - Isayama Huangquan.

"Why is it me? Why don't you say that Mei Hong did it?" Huang Quan's eyes were a little evasive.

"Nonsense, I know better than you who has influenced me to account for the main factor. I said, "What do you think I'm going to do? I'm desperate too?"

“…… Hawkers, put this topic aside......" Huang Quan began to change the topic at this time, "If you don't want to go to those who believe in you, it's okay not to go......"

"yes, aren't you the witch doing all of this?" I said, "Do you need me to send you an oracle to collect your faith?"

As I spoke, I picked up a pen and paper and prepared to write the so-called "oracle".

"In order to carry out the instructions and program of the Great Ming God, I hereby make the following requests to my shrine maiden, Isayama Huangquan......" I wrote as I spoke, "One, now go out to collect faith, two, when you come back at noon, remember to buy vegetables, remember to go to the east of the village to buy, three, within today, bring me a believer back." ”

After writing, I handed over the "oracle" to Huang Quan.

"Alright, you go ahead and finish it. Remember to come back for dinner at noon. I said casually.

There is no coercion in this kind of "oracle", nor does it have any sense of sacredness and solemnity, but I simply want to experience what the rights of the gods are. In fact, the so-called "oracle" refers to a note written by a god.

Huang Quan solemnly took the piece of paper, and then solemnly assured me that he could complete the task and smiled with a smile. Hehe, are RPGs really that fun? It seems like they're fun, at least I feel like I'm a god. I speak for myself.

Time flies, and there are still no customers coming to the custom house today, and I waited from morning to afternoon, and found that the two waves of forces at the door began to resurgent and continue to preach. These two waves of people stood on the steps of our shop and preached the teachings to the people in front of them.

If I hadn't been able to beat anyone now, I'd have gone out and cleaned up the two of us. I'm now in a state where I can talk and laugh with the goblins of the Lake of Mist.

The noise at the door faded as the sun set, but the number of people gathered at the door was clearly increasing, and many people were paying homage to their faith. Alas, compared to the Buddha and the Tao who wander in nothingness, why don't you choose me, who is close at hand?

In the evening, Huang Quan came back and brought me a believer who was willing to believe in me.

"Huang Quan, are you kidding......" Mei Hong said incredulously as she looked at the person brought by Huang Quan.

"There's no way, there's only one in the world who is willing to believe in it, but I've been looking for a long time, and I've wasted a lot of effort. Huang Quan complained.

I looked at the person in front of me, and a sense of fear welled up in my heart, and the psychological shadow of being beaten half to death by her a year ago came back to my heart.

"Ghost ...... You, Lord Yuka, ...... Do you have anything to do with me......" I said in a trembling voice.