Chapter 231: Half Over, This Routine
It is only now that the first act has passed.
But the viewers were confused.
I don't understand it at all.
Of course, it is undeniable that Li Xusheng's acting skills on stage are still okay.
Although I don't understand it, as a viewer, all you need to do is continue watching, even if you want to complain, what can you do?
Where to vote?
So let's watch the follow-up obediently.
Of course, there are also people who are surprised by the question of time.
According to the performance time of other people, each is only about fifteen minutes at most, but now this drama, at this moment, it is time for the second act?
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Act II......
[The lights come on.] Old Tao's house. An old square table with three chairs behind and on either side of the table, and a broken bamboo curtain hanging above the back of the square table. Yuan Hua, the actor of Lao Tao, was pulling out the lid of the wine bottle vigorously, but he just couldn't open it. 〕
The plot still returns to the Peach Blossom Land Group.
Yuan Hua, the actor of Lao Tao, strened: "What kind of wine is this?"
I found that I couldn't open it, so I had to go to the side and get a kitchen knife. While using a kitchen knife to get the wine bottle.
"What is this called? I haven't bought a medicine for a day and haven't bought it back, is this still called home?"
"If you can't open it, I won't drink it!" Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) tinkered with the wine bottle, couldn't open it, and said angrily.
Immediately, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) put down the kitchen knife and wine bottle, and picked up the cake: "I'll eat the cake!"
But his eyes drifted a lot, as if he had a lot of feelings.
"Wuling is not a place at all. Poor mountains and bad waters, shrews and people. The birds are silent, and the flowers are not fragrant! My old Tao catches a fish, oh, the fish seems to have colluded and does not go online! My wife runs all over the street and no one cares! What a place!
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) thought about it, biting the cake angrily, but he couldn't bite it.
Although the performance is still a little immature, in comparison, it is actually very good, it doesn't need to be so perfect, you just need to be responsible for yourself.
After all, every perfect process is not gradually formed by yourself.
"Well......" Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) was angry, slapped the cake on the table, and did it.
Kang Li Kang Lang, Kang Li Kang Lang.
"What kind of knife is this? What kind of bread is this?"
Seeing that he couldn't cut it with a kitchen knife, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) was angry and not only threw the knife away, but also threw the cake on the ground.
Throw the loaf on the ground, step on two loaves of bread, and throw the third loaf of bread.
"Everybody's not a cake!Everybody isn't a cake!I'll step on! I'll step on!" Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) may be upset, a little irritable!
Then, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) suddenly stopped, pointed to the third cake, and said, "Don't be afraid, you are right, you are wronged." ”
Then he pointed to the two pieces of bread at his feet and said, "What are you two doing here?"
As he spoke, Lao Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) crossed his steps, swept his legs, and wanted to stand upside down on the ground above his head, muttering in his mouth: "Crush you, crush you!"
[At this time, Chunhua is singing, carrying a burden, and happily from the upper right.] 〕
Zhang Lei, the actor of Chunhua, appeared on the stage, and hummed a little song on her lips: "I can't separate the left and the right."
And insert a bouquet of flowers into the vase.
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao), who was still angry, recovered in a blink of an eye, like a comedy, and echoed: "I can't separate the left and the right." ”
As he spoke, he also used bread to mop the floor, as if to cover up his crimes.
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) got up, switched places with Zhang Lei (Chunhua), picked up the wine bottle on the table, and drank softly: "Buy, buy, buy a medicine, where did you buy it for a day?"
As he spoke, he put the wine bottle on the table, and then, Chunhua picked it up again, "bang", opened the lid, poured a glass, closed the lid, and drank.
The process is like a smooth process.
I have to say that in terms of acting, the two have done a good job, even the old actors in the audience can't help but nod.
By now, for their profession of acting that has been in contact with acting for many years, they already have a rough idea of why this drama looked a little messy at the beginning.
Of course, it's just a little bit of a clue.
After all, it's a bit unbelievable!
In the current mainstream dramas, this kind of picture has appeared for the time being.
That's when it happened.
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) was next to him, looking at Chunhua's relaxed appearance, he couldn't help but look at it with jealousy and surprise, and asked in his mouth: "Where did you buy a medicine for a day, why didn't you reply for a long time?"
Zhang Lei (Chunhua) glanced at Yuan Hua (Lao Tao), "Why are you talking so loudly, you won't be gentle?"
Just like the previous reversal, Lao Tao suddenly twisted and looked ambiguous, "Spring flowers......"
The voice, the action......
This look is simply cheap,
And Zhang Lei (Chunhua) also responded gently: "Hey......"
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) returned to normal again in an instant, and asked, "Where did you buy a medicine for a day?"
When Zhang Lei (Chunhua) heard this, her eyes began to look wildly, and she looked a little absent-minded: "Medicine, ......"
Then he took out the medicine, but suddenly threw it at the old pottery crotch, and pointed: "Where is it!"
I looked surprised, as if I had found something unusual.
At this scene, many people began to laugh.
I was still trying to find out why I couldn't understand this drama, but I didn't expect it, but when I looked at it, I suddenly found that it seemed a little funny.
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The second act is actually about the same time as the first act, about ten minutes.
Ten minutes later.
At this time, the plot has come to the second half of the second half.
That is, Lao Tao has already discovered the misdeeds of Chunhua and Boss Yuan, and he is in a state of ecstasy at the moment.
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Similar to the plot of the riverside.
He Yuan, played by Boss Yuan, looked at Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) at the moment and asked, "You that and that original!"
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) was stupid: "Which one was the beginning?"
He Yuan (Boss Yuan) reminded: "At the beginning!"
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) began to recall: "In the first place, we are nothing. ”
The two spoke, but couldn't help but sit down.
There was a pause......
Then, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) began to say: "Otherwise, I'll die, okay?"
When He Yuan (Boss Yuan) heard this, he couldn't help but look ahead, making a sound similar to burping, like swallowing saliva......
"Hiccup. ……”
Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) was a little sad, and couldn't help but be overshadowed: "I think you didn't understand what I meant." I mean, if I'm going to die, okay?"
He seemed to think that He Yuan (Boss Yuan) was just unintentional.
But...... He Yuan (Boss Yuan) hiccuped again: "Hiccup." ………”
Hearing this, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) suddenly got up, went from behind the desk to the front desk, and pinched his neck: "I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! It's okay?......
At this time, Zhang Lei (Chunhua) also said in the background: "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead......"
He Yuan (Boss Yuan) also said under the influence of the two: "Okay! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead......
At this time, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) couldn't help but scream, because He Yuan (Boss Yuan) and Zhang Lei (Chunhua) were ostensibly persuading Yuan Hua (Lao Tao), but in fact they were pinching him.
Immediately, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) escaped after several struggles.
At this moment, just when everyone was fascinated, it came again!
[The people of the crush group, that is, Li Xusheng, they began to return to the stage again.] 〕
At this moment, Yuan Hua (Lao Tao) and they happened to collide with the director of their crush, and whispered: "Boss Yuan, they are here again!"
At this time, the director also said: "I have a lease!"
Lao Tao said: "Boss Yuan, they have a lease! I said I can't be disturbed." ”
Boss Yuan said: "Everyone has a lease for the venue, have you ever found a theater manager?"
Bai Ling, the nurse actor, said: "The administrator is not here!"
Boss Yuan said: "That's right!
The director quickly said, "Let's clean up this place!"
Then, everybody started to clean things up as everybody.
At this time, Boss Yuan said: "Oh, where did Shunzi put that thing!
[Boss Yuan, Chunhua, and Lao Tao stepped down.] At this time, find Liu Ziji's woman. Everyone is carrying things. 〕
The woman shouted, "Liu Ziji--Liu Ziji--"
The director replied, "What are you doing?"
Woman: "I'm looking for Liu Ziji!"
Director: "Who?"
Woman: "Liu Ziji." ”
At this time, Junko happened to come to pick up something.
The director said to Junko: "Xiaoji, this young lady seems to be looking for you." ”
The woman said to Shunzi, "Liu Ziji!"
Junko: "Who are you looking for?"
Woman: "Liu Ziji!"
Junzi picked up the things and said as he walked: "Liu Ziji, what's his surname?"
[Subsequently, Junko steps down.] The woman also stepped down. 〕
Director: "Quick, Taipei ward, ward!"
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Seeing this, everyone is finally a little eyebrow-raising.
It turns out that this is a drama between two crews!
On the same stage, two different crews are playing dramas.
The idea......
Everyone didn't know what to say.
However, this does not prevent them from thinking about this drama.
Overall, although it is only the end of the second act, from the perspective of the plot and actors, overall, it will definitely not be much worse.
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And so, until the beginning of the third act, and it wasn't even over?
At this time, Li Xusheng and they chose to take a curtain call?
What's the situation?
Everyone looked confused, they had already performed to the end, it was the time of the wonderful progress, and they were still looking forward to the later plot, but suddenly the curtain closed?
What's going on?
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Don't say that there was a bit of a commotion at the scene, even netizens were fryers!
"What about teasing me? I was stunned when I watched it before, and then I thought it was an unexpected plot, but I didn't expect it,...... Speechless, this is not over yet, it's time for a curtain call, what about playing?"
"I'll go, it's not a routine at all!"
"Meow a mi, look good, suddenly it's over, and I'm drunk. ”
"Can anyone tell me what this is?"
"Don't you see the time?"
"I'm going, it's eleven o'clock?"
"What, I've been watching live streaming for hours? I can't believe it...... As a person who watches live broadcasts for no more than half an hour a day, I am speechless at this moment. ”
"Mom sells batch ......"
"I see, is it over?"
"Damn, it's over, can't you finish the show?"
"That is, you are cheating on the feelings of the couple. ”
"MMP, labor and management just want to know, where did I buy the clothes on that girl?"
"Yo, the big man upstairs is going to prepare to welcome the man?"
", can't you put it on my wife?"
"I dare say there is no wife upstairs. Even if he had, I would curse him for shortening his JJ by ten centimeters......"
"Wow, it's a bit poisonous upstairs, but I like it (I'm single, I'm happy)!
"Scattered, scattered!"
"It's cold, it's cold......"
"Damn, it's finally over, although it's very good-looking, but labor and management still want to say, your star network hasn't been updated yet, what about today's update?"
“+10086……”
"Big, your mother called you home to update!"
"De, it's all at this point, can you write so fast, besides, it's very tiring tonight, okay?"
"It's ......"
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In this way, a simple and unique art show, with a lively beginning, accompanied by an unexpected end.
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In the background, Li Xusheng and Lin Minhui said hello and went home.
Even the reason why Lin Minhui asked him to go to supper with him was refused.
After all, it's eleven o'clock.
It's not the same as before!
As a person who is about to become a father, he still goes out to fool around at this point, isn't that looking for?
I went home.
In fact, they also went to the academy to watch them perform in the cloud curtain month before, but they may have gone back after a long time.
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And he went home with peace of mind, but tonight, his news will sweep in again.
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The next day.
Morning.
After Li Xusheng came back last night, he slept in the shower, so after getting up early, he didn't have much to do.
If you want to say that there is, it is also an update to the content of "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword".
Last night was missing a day, although it seemed that it was not tight, but for him, it was an oversight, because he already had a lot of manuscripts, but he forgot about them at that time.
And like him, Xu Youxun, who had nothing to do, in the early morning, under a tight-fitting suit, perfectly showed off his delicate and clear figure.
She also just came in from workout, and she still had a mobile phone in her hand, and she almost couldn't see her elegant and noble temperament before.
Therefore, Li Xusheng also has reason to believe that this woman was born to act.
Xu Youxun took a towel, wiped the sweat on his delicate forehead and white neck, and hummed in his mouth, and said with an old-fashioned look: "Tsk, didn't I say it, Lao Li, you suddenly closed the curtain in the middle of your performance, are you sure you want to find a topic?"
"What is it to find a topic, to promote the movie?"
Li Xusheng turned his head and looked at Xu Youxun.
Not to mention, as a man who has seen his figure with his own eyes, Li Xusheng himself is a little proud.
Not to mention anything else, if he is perfect in terms of figure, then Xu Youfu is definitely about the same.