Chapter 10: Grand Theft Auto Driver: Funny

Chapter 10: Grand Theft Auto Driver: Comics

I said. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info. What the hell are we doing? Huang Quan, who was holding his sword, yelled at me.

That night, due to the suppression of Yuyuzi's undead spirit, Huang Quan's mind temporarily returned to normal levels. But these are also only temporary. It's like going from a psychopathic to an intermittent psychopath.

"You can talk, but please don't disturb my normal driving, thank you!" I said angrily.

Huang Quan ignored my warning and continued to yell at me, "You are going against the road now, you ran 3 red lights just now, and you didn't remember your seat belt." How do you still drive normally. ”

"I can't help it. I could barely concentrate on the road, "It's easy to see the road when the car is fast." Besides, I haven't driven in years, okay?"

"Hehe, you don't look like you're in 20 now, may I ask what car you touched a few years ago?"

"That was when the PSP version of Need for Speed 16 first came out。。。。。。 "It's a good time for me to light a cigarette and think about the past.

"You haven't learned to drive, bastard! You're driving without a license now, you're a road killer like you. ”

"But I'm a demigod now, a demigod! don't look at me through the eyes of a mortal. ”

"You。。。。。 ”

"Well, Xiao Huangquan, don't quarrel with your husband. Yuyuko, who was eating in the back, said, "Husband-sama, remember to get more of these potato chips when you shoot next time." ”

"Understood. ”

"You guys。。。。。 Huang Quan raised his forehead, "You are the real evil spirits compared to me!"

Rewind the clock to last night

"So, we're now counted as evil spirits by you humans?"

After listening to Huang Quan's explanation, I came to such a conclusion.

It sounds like playing Resident Evil and turning into a boss to get people to push.

"Yes, I'm afraid that the explosion caused by you has already been counted as an S-class evil spirit. The most dangerous kind. ”

Oh my God, causing an explosion is considered an S-class evil spirit, so aren't those real big guys in Gensokyo an SSS-class evil spirit?

"Na, husband-sama, what are you going to eat tomorrow?" Yuyuko's words immediately led me from my brain-filled thinking to the cruel reality.

It's terrible to have no money and be wanted.

"Let's go rob the bank, we are not human anymore anyway, and naturally we are not bound by human laws. I proposed.

"Rob your head. Huang Quan first retorted, "This guy gives me a little bit of self-consciousness as a human being." ”

"If you think about it, we live in this abandoned factory, and the environment is so bad. And I still have insomnia, and I can't sleep well without a comfortable environment. All because of the lack of money. And Yuyuko-sama's food is also a big problem. You can't buy food without money. ”

"But you can't rob it, if you commit a crime, you will go to hell after you die!"

"If that were the case, I would have gone to hell a long time ago, and it's okay to commit any more crimes. What do you think, Yuyuko-sama?" I see that Huang Quan disagrees with the idea of pursuing Yuyuko instead.

"Husband, it's not good to rob people of their money, right?"

。。。。。。 Then you're going to starve to death. No, people who have died cannot be called starving to death, at most they are starving to Buddhahood.

"It seems that there are still people who know what order is. Huang Quan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Rather than buying food with money, I think it's easier to get food directly. ”

"Could it be that Yuyuko-sama means 。。。。。 ”

"My husband hates it, and I know what I want to say. To know as a tasteful, uh。。。。。。 Undead, how can I say such a low word?"

"I always feel like you're worse than him。。。。。。 ”

And so, after our discussion, we decided to grab the supermarket. For Huangquan, we also seduced her step by step, such as getting naked if she didn't come.. As a result, Huang Quan readily agreed to our plan to ask for food。。。。。。

That's it. ”

"You are big in the whole process, are you really a god like this? The god of complaining is still the god of comics. ”

"It's the god of rakugo. I said solemnly.

"It's really a defeat for you. ”

"I don't dare to do it, I just got it by accident. ”

"I'm not praising you, bastard!" Huang Quan was completely defeated in the verbal battle, "I feel that the killing stones have been made out of temper by you." ”

"That's just your personal opinion. As long as you still have hatred, this killing stone will still control your body again-well, that's what the foodie lady behind you told me. ”

"Concentrate on driving your car!

But things have changed a bit.

"Listen to the robbers in front! You are already surrounded! Stop the car!" the sirens sounded from behind and the police's advice sounded, and I continued to drive the car I had robbed, "It seems that the police have come to the door, Huang Quan, kill them with your Shikishen." ”

"That's an innocent person, do you really want to kill them?!" Huang Quan tried to dissuade me, "It's our fault first." ”

"I don't care, let me come if you don't want to. If I make a move, the scale of the explosion will not be small, you have to think about it clearly. ”

This sentence was only to scare her. I mainly want Huang Quan to have some control over his power. At least don't kill people.

After a few seconds of ideological struggle, Isayama Huangquan next to him felt that he might let the group of unlucky policemen live a little longer. In short, the human side of her heart now prevails.

"Okay... Stop them!"

A huge lion-like god appeared in an instant. But the sudden appearance of the big man did not frighten the faithful guardians of the law.

However, being too aggressive is sometimes not a good thing.

Huang Quan's Shishen next step flattened the front cover of the police car, causing the high-speed police car to lose control, and several police cars led by him flipped directly onto the road, and the police cars behind had to stop closely.

"They weren't scared when such a big guy appeared in front of them?"

"Ordinary people can't see Shikigami, and only people with spiritual power can see the ghosts and ghosts. Therefore, people in Tokyo will not be able to detect yokai even if they are lurking around them. Huang Quan explained to me.

Ordinary people can't see Shikigami The Yakumo family's naked fox and mischievous cat get along with humans "happily" in Gensokyo.

"Okay, Huangquan, you can show me the way, how to get out of the city. "I've been driving straight north since I came out of the supermarket, and I haven't had much chance to make a directional correction.

"I don't think you can get out under normal circumstances, but I guess martial law has begun now. And I also exposed the existence of the Lion King。。。。。 If I'm not mistaken, they should have come over. Huang Quan held the knife and said in a low tone.

I glanced at the gloomy Yellow Springs and knew that I shouldn't move on to the topic.

That "they" doesn't refer to。。。。。

I have secretly guessed in my heart what will happen next.

Sometimes people just have to face a bleak life. After all, people's growth is based on the past secondary two.

The previous principle is that there is less and less traffic. In the end, we were the only car walking alone. It wasn't until a group of weirdos in black suits appeared in front of us that the eerie atmosphere was broken.

I had to hit the brakes that I had never applied before.

The group of people dressed as civil servants made way in the middle, and a junior high school student and an old uncle appeared.

"Sister Huangquan, please restrain your hands and arrest it. As a younger sister, I can't tolerate you hurting anyone anymore!" the junior high school student told us.

interseting

I turned my head to look at Huang Quan in front of me and said, "Do you want me to settle them?" ”

Huang Quan just bit his lip lightly and said, "No need, there are some things that you still have to face by yourself." ”

After saying that, he got out of the car and walked resolutely towards the group.

ps: Ahhh, some of the chapters I posted in the past are missing。。。。。 I didn't expect such a sunny and positive article to happen, it's really sad.