Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Master Meets the Yellow Stick

"Wow!

"It's a dream come true!"

"Hurry up and measure the length!

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Li Junge was taking a close-up there, and Cai Xuejun was measuring the fish.

"Guys, do you see? It is 105 centimeters long and weighs 9.2 kilograms. ”

"Oh, what a pity! It's almost ten kilograms. ”

"Mi Qiao, how many lure players dream of it!"

"Hahaha, support the anchor to catch a few more Daguan knives! Exhaust all the character! Wait until the Lure competition, it's time for us to play!"

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Cai Xuejun was very nervous, biting the lure rod horizontally in his mouth, holding the fish controller in one hand and the fish tail in the other, holding the big fish horizontally in front of his chest, and asked Li Junge to take pictures of him and broadcast live.

After that, the two put the big into the water, and the big mouth was also tired and lay on the water.

Cai Xuejun poured a few handfuls of water on the body of the mouth, and gently massaged the tail of the mouth for a while, and it took a while for the mouth to ease up, and the tail disappeared into the water.

The two looked at a few more punctuation points before turning back.

On the way, Cai Xuejun sighed: "Erpi, your Li Jiagou is so cool! It can be called Luya Paradise! The scenery is beautiful, and there are many Luya target fish, this trip is really worth it! Hahaha, it has been five years since I last hit the meter-level warped mouth!"

Li Junge said: "It's enjoyable, isn't it? Lijiagou is very rich in fish resources, but it's not just the warped bass, why don't I find you a place to fish for catfish? It's not far from the village." ”

Cai Xuejun said: "No, I'm tired this morning, let's wait for the wave of fish in the evening!"

The two slowly turned back.

When I returned to Xikou, I saw that Zhu Chao'an had already closed the pole, playing Ge You lying there, and eating lychees in a leisurely manner.

"Yo, pig worm, what's wrong? Isn't it fun to have no fish?"

The pig worm burped, looked at the lychee entanglement, thought about it or threw it in his mouth, and said: "You gave me a fish buckle, I used it up, so I simply stopped fishing." ”

Li Junge jumped onto the iron boat, as nimble as a monkey, and said while lifting the rope that tied the fish buckle: "Yo, you are still open, not bad." ”

The rope shook violently, almost taking Li Junge into the water.

"Damn! Pig worm, how big did you catch! Cabbage come here, this has to be done by two people, I'm afraid that the wire of the fish buckle will tear the fish's mouth open!"

Cai Xuejun saw the fierceness of the rope shaking, and was also frightened, so he hurriedly crawled over with a rolling belt, and the two worked together to get the big fish in the water.

is another big mouth, more than a circle bigger than Cai Xuejun's just now.

The two were dumbfounded, staring at Zhu Chao'an, who was still there peeling lychees.

"Hahaha! This is light enough! I smell the smell of West Lake Longjing!"

"Oh! We all missed the real masters! I watched the live broadcast of the two weak chickens in the morning! Anchor, ditch master, you lose!"

"Mom said that every fat person is a potential stock, I never believe it! Mom, I was wrong!"

"Look at the master's confused eyes, that indifferent demeanor, without a trace of fireworks, the big fish is just a passing smoke cloud for him, he comes gently, without taking away a trace of clouds......"

Li Junge couldn't help but roar at the live broadcast room: "What the hell is he eating lychees!"

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The two of them hurriedly measured the fish, 135 cm, 12.6 kg!

The two looked at each other, full of black lines, fishing is like playing mahjong, once you meet a novice yellow stick, there is no place to be reasonable!

Pig Worm got up with a smile, rubbed his hands and said, "Hey, brothers, should I also follow the example you just did and take a group photo or something?"

Li Junge said helplessly: "There's nothing to say, it's time for you to be scared! Okay, come on, come on, take a few pictures for you!"

Pig Worm hurriedly took over the big fish from the two of them, and also learned from Cai Xuejun, with a fish controller in one hand and a fish tail in the other, and the small sea rod was bitten horizontally in his mouth, and he smiled there without seeing his eyebrows.

"Okay, get ready, mom bite a little sea rod in my mouth, why do I look so awkward? Forget it, ready, one, two, eggplant!"

The pig insect forgot that he was still biting the rod in his mouth, and the two of them carried the big fish in their hands, and then shouted "eggplant", and the rod fell out of his mouth.

There was a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room.

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The two of them released the big cocked mouth, but the pig worm was not happy, and shouted, "Hey, hey, why did you release the big fish I caught?"

Li Junge turned around and said: "Pig worm, the big fish is just fun to fish, the meat quality is really not as delicate as three or five catties, and it is not easy for people to be so big, and I have been playing with you for so long a day, so let's let it go." ”

Cai Xuejun lifted the other two two two two-pound mouths that Zhu Chao'an fished, and said: "We have left a perch over there, plus these two of yours, lunch is enough, and the big one can't be eaten after it is killed, so let's let it go." ”

Cai Xuejun actually had nothing to do, and said: "Okay, it's up to you, just have something to eat at noon." ”

The two boats approached the side of the road, and Li Junge washed the warped mouth at the water's edge, cut it into fish pieces, and cut some shredded ginger and wild onions that were not used up yesterday, and added some salt to taste.

Pick out more than a pound of grass shrimp from the shrimp pot, boil a pot of boiling water, pour the shrimp into it and roll it, scoop it up, and say to Cai Xuejun and Zhu Chaoan: "You two go and peel out the shrimp of these shrimp." ”

Take out a bag of sauerkraut from the bag, tear off a few strips and chop them, pick up the pot, add oil, put the chopped sauerkraut in and stir-fry, wait for the sour fragrance to come out, add water to boil the sauerkraut soup.

After the sauerkraut soup was boiled, Li Junge cut some potato pieces into it and added a little salt to enhance the flavor.

When the two of them had already peeled the shrimp, Li Junge asked the two of them to peel some lychees, tear them into a size about the size of the shrimp and soak them in salt water.

When the potatoes are cooked, Li Junge pushes the fish pieces into the pot and gently turns them so that each piece of fish is evenly heated.

On the other side, slide the half-cooked shrimp into the oil pan, pour in the lychee pieces and turn them over twice, add salt and remove from the pan.

The fish cooked quickly, and after a few minutes, when the fish was ripe, the pot was brought down and sprinkled with chopped green onions, and Li Junge said to the two, "This is enough, right? Originally, it was the best steamed with a mouth, but now in the wild, it can only be done like this, and these two dishes will be served at noon today. ”

"I'm so hungry...... I hate that the ditch master is releasing poison again......"

"It's still called a general, how can I be embarrassed to say that I can only make tomato egg drop soup. ”

"Wow, the river white fish, and sauerkraut, you have a great appetite when you look at it!"

"I'm so hungry for that lychee shrimp...... It's not a human life!"

"It's not scientific...... Why do they still eat so well in the wild!"

"Down with the ditch master and the anchor! This is pulling hatred alive! There are still perch at night, let's pinch it off and stop broadcasting, okay?"

"Hey, two fat people, can you not eat so fast? This will make you even fatter! Let me come!"

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As he spoke, the fish soup had already scalded the remaining part of the fish meat just right, and Cai Xuejun and Zhu Chao'an had chopsticks as if they were shooting a gun, and one of them was holding a small stainless steel bowl and pulling it straight into his mouth.

Zhu Chaoan also took the time to watch the barrage, and then said with a hippie smile: "Erpi said, you won't get fat when you open your belly in Lijiagou, these are all diet vegetables, well, this shrimp is so delicious, I'll have some more." ”

Cai Xuejun also said: "This Tai Chi is good, sweet and sweet, no, I have to have a bowl of fish soup...... Ah, that's amazing!"

Watching the three of them feast, there was a lot of mourning in the live broadcast room......

After lunch, Li Junge took the two of them to go around the mountains and forests next to the river valley.

Cai Xuejun was very excited, and said to the live broadcast room: "Attention, in fact, my investigation task has been basically completed, Li Jiagou don't talk about small competitions, large competitions are more than enough, from now on this anchor is to enjoy with the ditch master, yesterday and today's two meals, that is to eat so much that the tongue is about to swallow, now we follow him, see what tricks he can come up with." ”

Li Junge carried a crossbow on his back and a backpack on his shoulder, and said as he walked: "Relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, relying on the water to draft water, it is unrealistic to ask the people in our ravines not to hunt at all, in fact, the villagers' awareness of protecting nature is not the same as outside, what wild things are too much, even if they are protected animals by the state, we will secretly fight; what animals are less, even if they are not on the list stipulated by the state, we will spontaneously protect them, which is not the same as some places......

"Now there are more and more wild animals in the mountains, and look, the flock of birds in the trees in front of you is a turtledove. Now there are a lot of them in the mountains. ”

It is a group of gray turtledoves, their heads are gray in front and fade back to light pink gray, a half-moon black collar is arranged at the base of the neck, and the edges are gray, the feathers on the back, waist, shoulders and wings are pale grape, the tail is also pale grape, but the middle longer tail feathers and the outermost tail feathers are grayish-white, the overlying feathers on the wings are blue-gray, and the flight feathers are black-brown. The chin and throat are white, and the rest of the belly is gray like a pigeon, and the chest is pink, like a small pigeon, except that the beak and neck are smaller than those of the pigeon, and there is a black collar with spots on the back of the neck.

Cai Xuejun whispered: "Erpi, turtledove, can you shoot a few?"

Li Junge said: "It's best to get this slingshot, my crossbow is too fierce, but we can put it down." ”

The three of them retreated along the road, and Li Junge found a bamboo forest and cut down two bamboo poles.

He took out a transparent fishing line and said: "The turtledove sleeve is very simple, just tie a piece of fishing line to the bamboo pole, then make a slipknot at one end, and then make a circular circle, as long as the turtledove steps into the circle, it will be tightened when walking, and finally tie the turtledove's feet." ”

After saying that, he tied a dozen coils to each of the two bamboo poles and came to the shrub where the turtledove was waiting.

The turtledoves fluttered away, and there were dozens of them.

Li Junge said: "It's okay, they will come back later." ”

Place the bamboo poles flat under the tree and arrange the coils so that they are all placed on the grass, a little distance from the ground, evenly distributed on both sides of the bamboo poles.

Then take a sweet potato from the bag, chew it, and sprinkle it on both sides of the bamboo pole.

He cut a few more bamboo sticks, stuck them into the ground, and fixed them on the ground.

Then he said to the two, "OK, let's move on." ”