Chapter 60: Strange Noises in the House

"Eat and eat, you know how to eat, and you are lazy to eat. ”

Zhou Yang scolded and snatched the apple that Xia Yuhan had bitten in his mouth just now, and took a bite along Xia Yuhan's tooth marks, which stunned Xia Yuhan's whole person.

"That'...... That's what I bitten. Xia Yuhan said stupidly.

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Liangzi asked.

"What, I'm going to convince you. ”

After speaking, Zhou Yang put his gun in Xiao Liangzi's hand, and then threw the apple into the sky.

"This ...... Is this to shoot apples, but what about guns?"

Everyone was blinded, the guns were given to others, and they wanted to shoot apples.

But at this moment, I saw Zhou Yang hugging Xiao Liangzi, and holding Xiao Liangzi's hand from behind under Xiao Liangzi's fierce struggle.

"Bang!"

The gunshot rang out, and Xiao Liangzi was in Zhou Yang's arms with her feet facing the sky, and her posture was very attractive.

"Boy, you're dead. ”

Xiao Liangzi scolded and broke away from Zhou Yang, and then began to look for it on the ground.

After a while, Lin Xiaotong found the apple first, only to see that there was a small hole in the part of the apple that was bitten off.

hit, and it happened to shoot through the bitten part.

Everyone gathered around Lin Xiaotong, one by one as if they were electrocuted.

"Is this the legend...... Cannon God!"

"What a cannon god, it's a spear god. ”

"Yes, I've seen this before, but that was decades ago, and I can't imagine that there are such sharpshooters in peacetime today. Uncle Guo sighed.

"Hoo ......"

Xiao Liangzi took a long breath: "I, take it!"

"We did. ”

Gao Feng and Ding Wei also said together.

Zhou Yang nodded, he didn't like fighting, but the position of captain couldn't be given to others, and the girls were also lacking, which could be regarded as a show.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I plan to set up three security teams with a total of fifteen people, with me as the chief captain, Xiao Liangzi as the deputy captain and chief instructor, and Gao Feng as the captain of the three teams......

"Good!"

Everyone applauded, and Zhou Yang's words can be regarded as giving everyone face, and with a security team of fifteen people, the village will be safer.

Xiao Liangzi gave Zhou Yang an expression that you know each other, although he didn't get the position of the chief captain, but he was okay with the face of the chief instructor, and his three subordinates were all captains.

"In addition, anyone who becomes a member of the security team has a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, and there is a bonus at the end of the year with double pay on holidays. ”

As soon as Zhou Yang finished speaking, Guo Xiaoyong jumped in with an arrow, and then the younger villagers rushed up.

A monthly salary of 3,000, double pay on holidays, and a bonus at the end of the year, this is already a very generous treatment for them.

"Zhou Yang, good job. Lin Xiaotong walked up to Zhou Yang and said softly.

"Is there a reward?" Zhou Yang asked with a smile.

"Reward, hmph, last night was cheap for you for one night, and you still have to reward. ”

Lin Xiaotong glared at Zhou Yang, in fact, what she wanted was to say that her chest still hurts.

"By the way, now half of the village road has been paved with cement, and there is no need for such people, I plan to send ten people with construction experience back to build the farmhouse, and the pilot place has been found, which is at Sister Li Yan's house. ”

"Sister Li Yan's house?"

"That's right, Li Yan lives alone, the yard is relatively large, and his house is relatively old, just by the way to renovate together, on the basis of the original to build a floor, besides, Sister Li Yan's cooking skills are so good, it would be a pity not to open a farmhouse. Lin Xiaotong said with a smile.

Zhou Yang nodded: "Yes, let her open it, we can still eat together." ”

"You know how to eat, even the apples that other people have eaten, you eat them, and you are not careful. Lin Xiaotong glanced at Zhou Yang.

"Eat, right my eggplant. ”

Zhou Yang patted his head violently, according to the time, now the eggplant is ripe.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yang disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and arrived at the eggplant field after a while.

"Captain Zhou, you're here, your eggplant is too scary. Ma Heping stood in the ground with a ghostly expression.

Zhou Yang took a closer look, but didn't find where the eggplant was for a long time: "Where is the eggplant?"

"This. ”

Ma Heping lifted a red eggplant that was only smaller than a baby's finger from under the leaves.

"This ...... Why is it so small......"

Zhou Yang was startled, when he came to see it three days ago, it was still a normal size, and this time it changed from an eggplant to a "little pepper".

"I don't know, when he came last night, he still had half a chopstick long, but only the match was long overnight, I don't know if he can eat it. Ma Heping wondered.

"I'll try. Zhou Yang ripped off an eggplant and tasted it, only to feel that in addition to the taste of the eggplant itself, there was also a smell of meat......

The eggplant tastes like meat.

"It seems that this thing is estimated to be like this, Uncle Ma, you will pick a few catties tomorrow and send it to the canteen. ”

After speaking, Zhou Yang hurried back and took out the Shennong Materia Medica.

"Looks like it should be this. ”

It took a long time for Zhou Yang to find the description of this kind of eggplant in the Materia Medica.

"The first-class spiritual food purple heart eggplant, suitable for cooking, frying and roasting, delicious with a slight taste of spiritual meat, eating more can replenish blood suitable for people, old and young women, middle-aged and middle-aged men should not use more......"

It took Zhou Yang ten minutes to understand the obscure sentences in the book.

"I don't know if there's a way to cook it. ”

Thinking of this, Zhou Yang opened the miscellaneous article again, picked up the pharmaceutical chapter on it and looked at it, and sure enough, as he thought, there are really all kinds of cooking recipes, and these dishes have the effect of healing and nourishing.

"Medicine is not as good as food, and it seems that my cooking skills will have to be strengthened in the future. ”

His cooking skills were already good under the old man's teaching, but they were all ordinary dishes, and compared with the spiritual food in the pharmaceutical chapter, both the taste and nutrition were 108,000 miles worse.

"Daddy, you've got more than a million views on your video on the forum. ”

At this time, Xia Yuhan ran in with his mobile phone.

"Masturbating the forum?" Zhou Yang wondered.

"Yes, I posted the video of you abusing the stinky burger with my blood to the forum last time, and now that you are the god of the forum, everyone is asking me who you are. Xia Yuhan said proudly.

"You'd better give me my 100,000 yuan first. ”

Zhou Yang shook his head, Xia Yuhan's 100,000 yuan he estimated that he wouldn't be able to arrive, but Murong Chuxue's 100,000 yuan had not arrived for a long time, this was his hard-earned money.

"Didn't I already give you something as a mortgage, or I'll give it to you, how about 100,000 yuan. Xia Yuhan said tentatively, while pressing Zhou Yang's shoulder.

"I want you to have that thing for what's useful, for a useful one. Zhou Yang glanced at Xia Yuhan.

"Then I'll give you a massage, I'm good at it. ”

"Massage...... A general massage is at most 300 yuan, and you have to press me 300 times for 100,000 yuan. ”

"Who said that, I heard people say that a massage costs tens of thousands. ”

"That's great health care!"

Zhou Yang said angrily.

"Then I'll do a lot of health care for you, but I won't......" Xia Yuhan said with some grievances.

"This ......" Zhou Yang looked at Xia Yuhan with a smile: "It's really worth 10,000." ”

"Alright, let's have a good time. Xia Yuhan said with a smile.

Zhou Yang nodded, he was indeed a little sour on his body, and he was lying on the bed.

Xia Yuhan pressed it in a good way.

"Use a little force. Zhou Yang scolded.

"Okay, you wait. Xia Yuhan took a deep breath, took off the sunscreen clothing outside, exposed the small vest inside, and then began to step on Zhou Yang's back.

Zhou Yang couldn't help but gasp, secretly calling for coolness, although this little girl doesn't know how to massage at all, her weight is just right, and she is not heavy or light when she stands on her body......

After ten minutes, Xia Yuhan was already sweating and panting heavily, while Zhou Yang was very comfortable.

"Two, Miss Xia may be playing a game with Zhou Yang, you don't have to worry. ”

Outside the house, Lin Xiaotong was leading a man and a woman over, these two were the men and women who were looking for Xia Yuhan on the bus.

"Doschelin Village ......"

In the middle of speaking, the three of them suddenly heard a strange sound from inside the house.

Lin Xiaotong frowned and walked to the door.

The sound was strange, with the creaking of the wooden bed and the sound of a woman wheezing......

Men, women, beds......

The three people outside the door were stunned.

"Zhou Yang, I can't do it anymore, I'm so tired and sweaty, let's rest for a while. ”

"No, I spent 10,000 yuan, go on. ”

"Uh......h It's actually the first time someone does this kind of thing, and you can't let me slow down......"

The sound of the conversation with a strange tone completely detonated the anger of the three people outside the house.

Covered in sweat, 10,000 yuan, or the first time......