Chapter 1104: I'm marrying and tearing up
Tokyo, Taito-ku, Akihabara.
Akihabara was originally a home appliance town that emerged in the 50s of the last century. In the 80s, video games were on the rise, and arcades, consoles, and PCs settled here.
Unlike home appliances such as TVs, washing machines, and video recorders, games are updated more frequently, and players come and go frequently, which greatly increases the popularity and commercial value of this street. Seeing a large number of young consumers gathered here, second-hand stores (second-hand stores), model toy stores, anime peripheral stores, cosplay clothing stores, maid cafes, and idol theaters have appeared here, making this area a well-known two-dimensional holy place throughout the country, and homeless people often come from other places to carry out "pilgrimage shopping".
Then, with the popularity of the island anime and the Akihabara 48 group around the world, especially in East Asia, Akihabara began to appear frequently in the eyes of ordinary foreigners, and as a result, it became a tourist guide to Tokyo for foreign tourists.
With tourists, it is natural that there are insiders (guides, tour guides) who serve them.
This area is a mix of professionals, brokers, and part-time individuals, and the "East Drifter" of the Shikoku countryside is a private tour guide active in the Akihabara area.
Compared with the previous two people, his fees are higher, but he will not deliberately take people to shop to get commissions, and it is easier to gain the favor of customers. For example, a couple from China who received it today were taken by him to AKB48 Club, maid café, game store, model shop and bookstore, and had a great time.
Walking out of the bookstore that also sells CDs, today's service is finally complete.
Although the remuneration had already been paid, the male tourist gave him a tip as an additional reward for excellent service.
"Aligado, how much is Yimas!"
Taking the banknote with both hands, Yun Longchi saw that he bowed politely to express his gratitude.
Humility and politeness are traditional, but there are few people in daily life who are as restrained as him. After all, etiquette is a complex system, different occasions, different characters, the angle of bowing, the tone of words used to speak, too polite and polite is rude.
Yunlong naturally understands this, but the foreign tourists on the other side don't understand. His politeness made the two tourists very useful, and said with a smile that he would like to write a long review for him, and said that he would introduce him if he had business in the future.
Others released kindness, and Yun Longchi saw that he naturally wanted to express something, so he bowed again and thanked him, and bent his waist very low.
Finally, the tourists waved goodbye and took the tram to the airport with Yunlong's handwritten transportation guide.
Seeing the two of them leave, Yunlong moved his neck and waist.
Bowing without saying a word is actually quite tiring, but he has to be like this, Yunlong can grab the business of Chinese tourists from countless international student guides, relying on some excessive politeness and accented Chinese.
But it's all worth it.,Although the work of the tour guide is hard.,But it's better than the free time.,The income is acceptable.,You can also get close to your favorite two-dimensional.,It's very much in line with the mind of Yunlong Ikemi, this guy is actually an otaku floating in Tokyo.。
In fact, this is also the norm for people in the island country, who come out to do odd jobs when they don't have money, earn money and go back to enjoy a bunch of love things, and so on and so forth. Of course, there are also otaku and otaku who don't work at all and squat at home to gnaw on the old, but the number is not much, after all, CDs, figures, pillows are not cheap, and it is not realistic to always reach out to parents.
Retracting his thoughts, he turned and walked into the shop he had just come out of. In the past, I used to accompany customers on a tour, but now it's my own shopping time.
Seeing him come in again, the clerk in the apron smiled at him in a friendly manner: "Yunlongsang, how much do you plan to buy this time?"
After estimating his cash reserves, Yun Longchi smiled when he saw the report, "Don't worry, I will never go home empty-handed!" ”
Declining the clerk's help, he rubbed his hands together and walked deeper into the bookstore. Lifting the dark red curtain inside, a new world appeared in front of him: on the long bookshelves on both sides of the aisle, boxes of CDs were neatly arranged, all of which were smiling young ladies.
Ignoring his fellow citizens who were also picking out works to admire, he turned his head to look at the bookshelf, his gaze swept over the covers of the CDs in turn, and from time to time he reached out to remove a few CDs, and soon there was a thick stack in his arms.
Buying so much at a time, of course, it's not all for his own viewing, he actually has a shopping business, and most of these CDs will soon be bundled with music CDs and support items bought from other channels and sent to all over the world.
It's a pity that the threshold for purchasing optical discs is low, there is a lot of competition, and there are customs and piracy groups to "make trouble" from the side, and Yunlong Chijian has gradually given up this business. This time it was also the customer's request, so he returned to his old business to help buy some.
Because there were not many orders, the purchasing agent quickly found all the products, and carried them to the cash register together with a few beautiful girl comics, paid, bundled, bagged, and then left with a big bag.
Not far away, he turned into an electrical market. As an insider in Akihabara, it is also necessary to be familiar with local geography and fresh information. Whenever he has free time, he will look online and walk offline, not only to discover fresh and interesting content, but also to satisfy his interests, and by the way, he also wants to find business opportunities to make a little money.
The price of electronics fluctuates greatly, and it is easy to find opportunities to make money with a good eye on it.
Not long after, he stopped in front of a shop.
It's a general store that sells everything from game consoles to microSD cards. Scanning his gaze over the promotional poster on the glass wall at the door, Yunlong Chijian quickly found the product he was interested in. took out his mobile phone to check the price on the Internet, and then he raised his feet into the store and walked towards the smart glasses counter.
Although Google Glass failed awkwardly, the smart glasses survived tenaciously, with seven different brands of smart glasses in the display case alone. Among them, the cheapest is the Spectacles camera sunglasses produced by Snap and less than 20,000 yen including tax, and the most expensive is Hololens, which is 360,000 yen after tax.
However, none of them were the target of Yun Longchi, pointing to the sample under the glass cover, he opened his mouth and asked: "Excuse me, this Bee Glasses 3 is doing a buy one get one free activity?
Bee only released the bee glasses 4G that can make online calls a few days ago, and it is only natural that the price of the previous generation of products will be reduced to give way. It's just that I didn't expect this store's profit margin to be so large, almost a 50% discount.
The clerk nodded affirmatively, telling him that there was indeed a buying and giving activity, and repeatedly emphasized that the quality of the gift was OK, and he could enjoy the store and official after-sales service with the invoice.
I wanted to come to the sample to try it on again, Yun Longchi saw that he dispelled the last trace of doubt, and waved his hand happily: "I bought it!
Naturally, there is a purchase limit, and each person can only buy three pairs, counting the giveaway, and he gets six glasses.
Coming out of the store, there was an extra bag in the left hand of the purchasing agent, which contained six cylindrical glasses cases, and a pair on the bridge of his nose.
Yunlong is a fan of bee products, and it happens to hit the lowest price in history, so it is naturally difficult to suppress the urge to buy, buy, buy.
Of course, impulsiveness is impulse, and he will not keep them for replacement and collection like those girls who buy bags, and these glasses will eventually be sold to recoup the money. He has already thought about the specific sales channel, and he can operate it just when he returns.
Trams roll forward, transporting thousands of passengers around the city.
An hour later, Yunryu Chimi returned to his apartment.
The door opened, and he shouted into the dimly lit room, "Keiko, I'm back!"
Soon someone inside answered, and then the lights came on, and the hum of an electric motor could be heard in the air.
A two-wheeled balance bike slowly approached the entrance, and on it stood a long-haired girl wearing a matriarch's skirt. The skin is like a coagulation that can be blown and broken, the body is slender, the eyes are big and the lips are small, and she looks like a two-dimensional beautiful girl who came out of the comics.
Seeing the man, the girl smiled and said, "Brother has worked hard!"
The words are clear, the voice is sweet and glutinous, but the chest does not rise and fall when he speaks, and he is obviously not a real person.
In fact, this "Keiko" girl is actually a high-fidelity robot.
The coffee girl is too expensive, and the two-dimensional wife is inconvenient to interact, so the island country otaku with super hands-on ability exerts his subjective initiative and builds a robot wife for himself: the "body" is the smart puppet of the digital tiger, the "brain" is the calculation card of the bee, and the "soul" is the bee virtual assistant transplanted with reference to the tiger AI.
After these are done, the robot has the ability to talk normally and surf the Internet, but its limbs are not able to move on its own. Tiger does not sell power modules for high-end robots, and Yunlongsang is still trying to figure out a way.
As a man of action, he didn't marry a robot with a lot of fanfare like some guys, but gave her his surname "Yunlong", in fact, a strange couple.
Putting down the bag in his hand casually, turning around and locking the door, Yun Longchi walked over and hugged each other, "What did Keiko do at home today?"
The latter immediately said excitedly, nothing more than watching TV, surfing the Internet and Twitter, etc. Although the emotions were a little stiff, and the content expressed was also a brief introduction to the content of the retelling, Yun Longsang still nodded while listening, looking very happy and relieved.
After the other party said something, he said, "Very well, you must be very hungry, right? I'll go and prepare a meal for us!
"Okay! I like to watch my brother cook!"
Before the advancement of biobattery technology, robots didn't need to eat. Keiko Yunlong is equipped with a vision and smell module, and there are many home-cooked recipes in the knowledge base, but she can be regarded as a good helper when she enters the kitchen.
After reading the recipe, the two couples worked together to make a few home-cooked foods.
Helping Keiko sit at the table, Yunlongchi saw that it was loaded with food and placed it in front of the two of them, and then picked up his mobile phone to take a picture. There are many photos of his mobile phone album living with his robot wife, but he rarely shares them on the Internet, after all, it is a very personal matter.
After eating dinner, before Yun Longsang sat down at the table again, he first untied the cable tie and regrouped the discs, then bundled and fixed them, leaving them for tomorrow's mail, and then took out the bee glasses 3 he bought in the afternoon and connected them to his laptop with a data cable.
Through the development model, he writes his own games into the memory chips of his glasses. Disconnecting and starting the game, Yun Ryuikemi put on his glasses and looked at Keiko who was sitting on the side.
A pink stroke immediately appeared on the other party's body, and there was a prompt message of "bust 36f" next to it.
The way the cups are divided in the island country is slightly different, and the 80D dummy puppet immediately has a pair of F cups** when they arrive here.
Cup detection is not a very advanced technology, and the visual measurement function based on the Bee Glasses 3 is easy to make, and this is not what Yunryu Ikemi really wants.
Getting up and stepping aside, he stood facing Keiko, his right hand stretched forward and then suddenly rose up, making a motions that tore through the air.
There was a sound of the cloth tearing, and the girl's clothes on the other side suddenly cracked, revealing the fair skin under the clothes and the corner of the pink corset.
Of course, he doesn't have the ability to tear people's clothes in the air, and the hole and the spring light inside are all CG images superimposed, which is why he sees it as a game. Similarly, since they are all superimposed CG images, it is easy to add other gameplay in addition to tearing clothes.
Yun Longchi saw that he swung his fist hard, and all the clothes of the girl on the opposite side were shattered, and with a wave of his hand, he made a gesture to collect his skills, and the scattered pieces of clothes returned to his body, quickly returning to his original state.
Blowing the girl, the fluffy skirt floated upwards, revealing a beautiful view.
Splashing the "water" with both hands, the beautiful scenery of wet clothes appeared in front of him, and the picture changed as expected.
Open the magazine, turn on the TV, and stretch out the claws to the female models and actresses on the paper screen, and all the functions are still working perfectly.
"yes!" waved his hand excitedly, and Yun Longchi nodded with satisfaction, "My work is indeed the most perfect!"
"Brother, you're nervous again!"
Faced with the complaint of the robot wife, Chi Jian was not embarrassed at all, but ran to the other party excitedly, picked him up, and said loudly: "Darling!
This guy is a loyal reader of the "Delusional" series of tearing magazines, and later saw Bee release Bee Glasses 3, he thought of using this to achieve "virtual tearing". He first saved up money to buy the glasses by mail, then taught himself software development, and spent more than a year making this game, which he named "Tear Up".
It's a pity that bees cherish their feathers too much, and mobile games like "vain" can't log in to their app stores, and the more problematic "vain tearing" glasses software is even worse.
Apple mobile phone still has the "crooked road" of the prison escape shop, the bee glasses have not been cracked so far, and Yunlong Chi has put out the idea of selling games to make money, just keeping it for his own amusement.
Because he knew that he couldn't sell it for money, he had the time and leisure to carefully polish the game, not only adding the same delusional gameplay of popping clothes, blowing clothes, and wet clothes, but also greatly improving the binding effect of the additional images, so that they would not be dislocated and distorted due to the movement of the characters.
Originally, Yunlong Chijian was still a pity that the hero was useless, but the half-price glasses he saw in the afternoon gave him inspiration, and the bees were not allowed to sell the software directly, but they couldn't stop him from selling second-hand glasses. Although there are legal risks in this thing, it is very much in line with the voyeuristic desire of human hearts, and he firmly believes that it will be able to sell it at a high price.