Chapter 6: A Year's Diary (I)
Chapter 6: A Year's Diary (I)
My name is Assistant Kihara, and I'm about 10 years old, so I'm not a kid anymore. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoIn order to prove that I can do something that a child can't do, I'm starting to write a journal today.
February 2nd
Today is my birthday. This date was set for me entirely by the professor at his own discretion. According to him, my existence was an attack on the theory of chemistry, so the death of the chemist Mendeleev was chosen. I didn't know the old man, but I was so good. It's a pretty powerful thing to be able to kill people.
Nothing particularly out of the ordinary happened today, just one experimenter bought me a piece of cake. It was really delicious, and there was a strawberry on top of the cake. Strawberries don't taste good at all. It was the first time I had cake in 10 years.
Then it's a matter of doing all sorts of experiments and eating some colorful capsules. Anyway, for the first time, I knew that the capsule could be opened, and there was a lot of white powder in it. Well, it seems like that's all that's going on today.
February 3rd
Today, I still eat capsules, but why do the experimenters always have sad faces, it's really an ugly expression.
February 4th
Do experiments
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February 25th
Today, I was still doing experiments, and I met the professor and took the initiative to greet him, and he said, "Ah, by the way, it's time for me to put the boundary breakthrough plan on the agenda... β
I don't want it, that thing is just a crazy experiment, with the tree designerγγγγγγ It's a little scary to think about.
February 26th
The original set
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March 13th
I was terrified for more than ten days, and I kept avoiding the professor when I went out, for fear that he would remind me. As a result, I didn't expect the professor to take the initiative to appear in front of me today, "Why don't you say hello to me, do you really want to assimilate into the tree diagram designer?"
I hurriedly said I didn't dare, and ran out.
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March 20th
The professor told me about the boundary breakthrough plan again, which really scared me out of a cold sweat. I expressed my admiration for the professor and fled.
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April 1
Oh my God, it's going to scare people to death. This morning I was dragged out of the "castle" and taken to the professor's lab. That lab was just scary. There are wires everywhere, and they're very thick. They pressed me to a table. Then the professor actually took two wires and put them on my head to make it electrified. I thought my time was up. It turned out to be just an electric pain.
The professor said that today is April Fool's Day, and he made me happy, so that I don't have to be too nervous when I actually do the experiment, and the fool is not nervous before he dies.
The professor said that the equipment has not been adjusted yet, and when the equipment is adjusted, the boundary breakthrough plan will start immediately. I'm not going to make trouble.
April 2nd
It hurts so much, the professor actually took high-voltage electricity to me, but fortunately I escaped with wit.
Really, why don't you just sneak into the lab and do a little havoc. Ay~
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April 21
I was about to give up on being a human being, and once again I begged the professor to let me out and the plan failed. I even cited a lot of cases to tell the professor that keeping a child at home is not good for the child. Then the professor told me in very sincere language that the bear child should not be scared and blasted me out.
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April 29th
It's really annoying to keep a diary every day, but I don't give up easily, I'm a brave adult.
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May 20th
I suddenly had an idea that in the future, I would just write about the interesting things that happened that day, and I didn't need to write about other ordinary things. In this way, I can write a diary for several days less, which not only liberates my productivity, but also improves my efficiency, and I am indeed a genius.
Anyway, today a female researcher and I made amended. Really, don't I see it every day? But she said she wanted to show it to her friends. I'm really cute.
June 1
Ahh Today is Children's Day, and the professor actually performed vivisection in front of me in order to show his medical attainments. I was also forced to watch the whole thing. The scariest thing is that the most terrible thing is the dissected object or me. Ahh
The professor tied me to a chair and slashed my hand with a knife. When I watched my hands being peeled and bone-pulled, I watched the blood flowing from my veinsγγγγγγ Hey, I feel a dull ache in my unicorn arm right now. If I hadn't numbed my hands with my abilities, I would have died of fright. But the professor finally sewed up my hand and gave me another shot to fight tetanus... Otherwiseγγγγγ
July 10th
Recently, the atmosphere in the institute seems to be very lively, and I took the initiative to ask and found out that some researchers have been transferred. I heard from the professor that this was supposed to be a place for exiles (not because I was worthless!). It's nice to be able to pull it out. But the professor couldn't be happy, hmph, he must be jealous of these people.
July 13th
I was called in by the professor for a talk, and he talked about the boundary breakthrough plan again, and to be honest, I was a little tired of it. He saw that I had some annoyed expressionsγγγγγγ Then I was literally pulled onto the stage and forcibly experimented. Luckily, it's just a few bytes of data, which scared me to death. Looks like the professor wasn't really trying to scare me.
July 14th
I had dinner with my professor and talked about the problems that the researchers called up. He said he didn't think much of them, and I think it was all out of jealousy.
July 20th
The female researcher brought me something delicious again. Sure enough, women nowadays like to eat tender grass.
July 27th
Some more people were transferred out, and the professor's face became more and more ugly. I felt a pang of pride in my heart.
August 1
I was called into the lab by the professor alone. There were a lot of meals and drinks in the lab, even cakes, and I don't know what kind of heart he has in mind.
"Assistant, you haven't even eaten the cake a few times, and you went out and said that it was my assistant, isn't this to make people laugh off their big teeth. β
I said, "Professor, did you put an anesthetic in it and assault me when I fell asleep?"
The professor patted me on the head and said, "I just make so much money and have nowhere to spend it." β
I think this sentence is just showing off his local tyrant.
Then I had a lunch that was more luxurious than my birthday in February.
After eating, the professor let me go to bed.
But I still eat the bento for the first time, so I'll write it down in my diary.
August 15th
The professor didn't know what was going on, so he took me to dissect me again. The place of this dissection is the thigh. I really don't know what the point of him doing this is.
August 21
The professor dissected me again, this time on my collarbone, and he pointed the mirror at me for me to see. I asked the professor why he kept dissecting me, and he said it made me more determined.
August 25th
Near the first rib on the right side
August 30th
Several people were transferred, and the professor did not say anything about it.
September 4th
Oh my God, the professor took me out to play. Although he dragged me the whole time. It's a nice world out there. Otherwise, I'll ask the professor to borrow my phone the next time I'm out playing. It's also a good idea to take a few commemorative photos. By the way, I also had a crepe today. The professor pleased. Life is beautiful.
September 7
Lying down, stomach and small intestine. It's like he's torn it all down.
September 10th
I was scared to death, I was pulled by the professor to enter the data again, this time the data turned out to be 2kb, thousands of times more than the last time, and my brain still hurts a little now.
September 11th
The professor wanted me to change my name. He didn't think I was worthy of the name Assistant Kihara. I refused, because the name was just right to disgust him, so why not?
PS: It's almost time for the transition. It's scary to get used to this kind of thing.
PS2: I'm counting this as a second watch.