Zhang Yang walked into the office and saw that the pillar was being trapped in the corner by a person wearing work clothes who looked like he should be an employee of the company.

"But I really don't have any money on me now, you just put me up for sale for a while and no one will come to buy it!"

It turned out to be another person who was poisoned by the pesticides of the deceased.

Huang Xu frowned, let out a long sigh, and seemed to be still unwilling, and immediately turned around and ran to another employee who was asleep in his position.

"Sun Jun, lend me two hundred yuan, I'll buy a skin, the price will increase after today, and I'll pay you back when I pay my salary!"

"Go to death, don't hinder Lao Tzu from sleeping!" Sun Jun shook off Huang Xu's hand impatiently.

"Brother, don't you give me 200 yuan?"

"I took a beautiful girl in the bar yesterday, and me for more than a thousand yuan in one night, and now I'm penniless, you go to find Fang Tang!" Sun Jun said impatiently, and then continued to sleep.

"Fang Tang ......"

"Don't look at me, I don't have any money. Fang Tang hurriedly waved his hand.

"Didn't you win five hundred dollars yesterday?"

"I bought an apple fork and it was just 500 yuan less, so I took it to make up for it. Fang Tang smiled and shook the brand-new apple in his hand.

"Alas, I'm damn by heaven!" Huang Xu wailed, returned to his seat with a gloomy face and sat down.

Zhang Yang shook his head helplessly and walked straight towards the pillar.

"Zhuzi, I'm done with the interview, and we'll be colleagues from now on. Zhang Yang smiled faintly.

"Welcome, welcome!"

The pillar still has a smile on his face, which makes people feel very kind.

"Mr. Zhang......"

"You just call me flamboyant. ”

Zhu Zi nodded and said with a smile: "Zhang Yang, our office has never been full, you just need to find a place to sit down." ”

"Zhang Yang?"

Hearing Zhang Yang's name, Huang Xu immediately came to his senses, immediately stood up from his seat, and ran towards Zhang Yang quickly.

"You're so flamboyant! I'm your faithful believer!"

Huang Xu grabbed Zhang Yang's hand excitedly and looked at Zhang Yang like a national treasure panda.

"Brother Yang, can you really make people unlucky as you say on the Internet, can you show me your hands?"

Damn, this guy is brain-dead, is it possible to play with a dead pesticide and his mind has also dropped to the level of a primary school student?

"I do show off, I do have the ability to make people unlucky, but I only make those who deserve it unlucky. Zhang Yangyi said righteously.

That being said, but after the last car accident, Zhang Yang's bad luck points have been exhausted, and he doesn't have any bad luck points now, and he can only get new bad luck points by harvesting followers or completing the tasks of the system.

Without the ability to make people unlucky, it will be difficult for Zhang Yang to get new believers, and the system's task at the moment is to get him to get a job at this funeral company. Now that he's managed to get a job here, he still doesn't see the reward the system gives him.

"Hey, I've already got a job here as you said, why don't you reward me for being unlucky?"

"Don't worry, the contract hasn't been signed yet. ”

"I still have to sign a contract, do you want to be so troublesome?"

"Nonsense, if you get unlucky from me and run away, who will I talk to?"

Zhang Yang snorted coldly in his heart and said, "Can you still be deceived by me? If I really deceive you, you will definitely make me unlucky, right?"

"That's right. ”

"And what are you afraid of?"

"You're so hard-headed, who knows if you're going to risk your life, besides, rules are rules, you were in a car accident because you didn't follow the rules before, and now, I won't let you make the same mistake again. ”

"Damn, Jinnyima is in trouble!" Zhang Yang complained secretly.

Seeing Zhang Yang standing in place without saying a word and constantly squeezing his eyebrows, Huang Xu couldn't help but be puzzled, and gently patted Zhang Yang's arm to wake him up.

"Brother Yang, are you okay?"

Zhang Yang shook his head lightly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I just got distracted." ”

Huang Xu frowned, is the person in front of him really flamboyant, why does the real person look so cute when he uploads it on the Internet?

"Brother Yang, it's my honor to work side by side with you! That, I'm your believer, and at the same time your colleague, I'm in some trouble now, can I ask you for a favor?"

Looking at Huang Xu's eyes, he guessed that this product wanted to borrow money from himself to buy skins.

Zhang Yang didn't hesitate, and took out two hundred yuan and handed it to Huang Xu. Zhang Yang is unfamiliar with life here, and spending 200 yuan to buy people's hearts is definitely worth the money.

"Remember to pay me back when you pay your salary. ”

"Thank you Brother Yang for your kindness, I will never forget your kindness!"

Huang Xu danced with the two hundred yuan in his hands, rushed out of the office, and went to recharge penguin coins.

Alas, why are all the people in this company like a psychopath?

Zhang Yang sighed lightly, sat down in a corner at random, and quietly flipped through the career guidance books in front of the table, waiting for Yao Dou's return.

"Don't Say You Know the Dead", "How Funeral Works", "How to Make Your Customers Die Happily" ......

Nima, it's all strange books!

Half an hour later, Yao Dou returned.

"Zhang Yang, ha, it's great that you're still here, I'm worried that you will suddenly regret leaving!" Yao Dou walked up to Zhang Yang with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "From now on, we will be colleagues, and I will be responsible for guiding your work!"

After that, Yao Dou turned around and glanced at Sun Jun who was sleeping in front of him, frowned, put away his smile instantly, picked up the "Funeral Working Principle" on the table and smashed it at Sun Jun's head, but Sun Jun was unmoved, and still slept soundly.

"It's afternoon and I'm still sleeping on my horse! I went to find a woman again last night, you bastard, sooner or later you will die on the belly of a woman!"

"Fang Tang, you laughed, I thought I didn't say you, it's great to get an apple fork, do you know how to support domestic production!"

Fang Tang quickly got up and said respectfully: "Fat brother is angry, anger is not good for the liver, you have to pay attention to your body!"

"Hmph, with you guys becoming me, it's strange that my liver can be good!"

Yao Dou glanced at the office and asked, "Where is Huang Xu?"

"Fat brother, he went down to charge penguin coins. ”

"This stinky boy, I'm stepping on a horse to send money to the twist vine again!" Yao Dou shook his head helplessly, then turned to Zhang Yang and said, "Don't care, these stinky boys know all day long to eat and wait for death, don't worry about them, you can work hard." ”

Zhang Yang nodded: "Fat brother, what should I do with this job?"

"I don't need to say much about looking for customers, it's just a phone and the Internet to find it, what to say is in those books, just read it yourself." ”

"As for the specific funeral work, it just so happens that the company has a customer tomorrow, you can follow me to see how I do it, I don't understand this kind of thing, I have to experience it myself to experience it. ”