She squatted on the ground with her head in her hands, like a curled shrimp.

I didn't breathe a sigh of relief until the people around me were almost gone.

"It's gone, everyone's gone, it's okay!"

Bang!

My face was so hot and painful that I actually slapped her again.

"My clothes are Jasmine's, can you afford it?"

Jasmine Del, it seems to be very expensive.

I was terrified, afraid that women would make me lose money.

It was with great difficulty that I managed to save enough money to get the chance to go down the mountain.

"Get out, don't let me see you again!

Hearing her say this, I hurriedly ran away, afraid that she would regret making me lose my clothes.

After coming down from the mountain, I clutched the 2,000 dollars that I had soaked with sweat, and my heart was very excited.

At this time, I don't want to think about any fat man or female anchor!

I can't wait to go back and check it out!

In the evening, He Yaqiong saw that I had slap marks on my face, so she asked me if I was fighting again.

I didn't want her to know about secretly making money today, so I shook my head and said, "There was no fight, it was a beating, and I didn't fight back!"

"Made, waste!" My cowardly words angered He Yaqiong, who raised her high heels and kicked me hard.

I was extremely aggrieved, and when I thought about it carefully, Damn, I was beaten three times today! It's better for my father-in-law, although he is careful with me every day, but at least he hasn't beaten me.

I can only put my hatred in my heart, and when I return to my hometown and figure out my life experience, if I am the son of a rich family, I will definitely hang Wang Xi's dead fat man and beat him, and then remove one of his arms. As for He Yaqiong, I will bully her fiercely......

Thinking like this, I don't feel aggrieved, but a little dark.

At about four o'clock that night, my Nokia alarm went off, and I got dressed and hurried out of the house.

I knew that at half past four, He Yaqiong would be back, and I had to get to the station before she returned.

After I went to the station, I handed my ID card to the conductor, who first said that my ID card was demagnetized, and then said that my ID card could not buy a ticket, so I asked me to wait, and finally said that my ID card had been cancelled.

It seems that only the dead will close their accounts, right?

I begged her a few more times, but she still impatiently pushed her away, saying that it was all real-name ticket purchase now.

God, is my travel plan that I have been preparing for more than half a month just stranded?

At this moment, my Nokia phone rang, and I shuddered, and the ringtone seemed to be urging me.

It's He Yaqiong.

I answered the phone, and her roar came from inside: "Whitney, where are you dead, don't you come back and cook for me!"

I was so frightened on the spot that I had the idea of taking a taxi back, and I was used to being obedient for so long. But thinking of my identity, I gritted my teeth again and turned off my phone.

In this world, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one beating, if there is, then I will be beaten twice, I comfort myself like this, and finally have the courage to take the next step.

The bus didn't work, so I took a taxi, I stopped a taxi, and asked him how much it cost to go to Jiangbei, and this cargo directly gave me two fingers and told me two thousand.

What if I don't come back?

Just as I was about to go home and feed the pigs, a red SUV slowly pulled up next to the garbage can, and I noticed the car because I had seen the driver.

It was that Internet celebrity female anchor, in order to resolve her embarrassment today, I also put my T-shirt on her!

I saw that she pushed the door and got out of the car, and she had already changed into a brand new dress, a red suit, unbuttoned, close-fitting leather pants, wearing a peaked cap, and looking like a social sister.

She covered her nose with one hand, pinched a piece of clothing with the index finger and thumb of the other hand, with a look of disgust, I looked at it, your sister, I said why this dress is so familiar, it turned out to be my T-shirt.

What does it mean that she covers her nose? Even though my T-shirt is very old, I wash it every day.

I saw her pinching her clothes, walked to the trash can and threw my T-shirt into it. Then I took out a bottle of mineral water from the car and washed her hand that had grabbed my T-shirt......

I suddenly remembered that when the fat man talked to her today, she said that she was from Jiangbei.

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!

Taking advantage of her time to wash her hands, I took small steps, opened her back door directly, and a fierce man climbed under the seat behind her.

The action was smooth and unnoticed.

I also cheered myself up: What are you afraid of? Isn't it just being beaten? I'm used to it!

I hunched over and hid myself to the best, and I believed that as long as I didn't make a sound, the female anchor wouldn't come to the back row to check, and she wouldn't be discovered along the way.

As I had hoped, she didn't notice me and chose to start the engine.

The journey was quite smooth, but after arriving in Jiangbei, there was a little mistake.

Thousands of calculations, people are not as good as heaven, I have planned everything, I just forgot my Nokia phone.

When the woman heard the Nokia phone ringing, she stopped the car and opened the door to check and arrest me.

I thought she was going to scream and beat me up, but she just called 110 and locked me in the car.

Maybe her car is quite advanced, but I tried several methods anyway and couldn't unlock it.

After I came to the Public Security Bureau, an old policeman asked me to take out my ID card to register.

I suddenly thought that I couldn't buy a ticket at the station with my ID card, and I was a little scared.

I really hate that female anchor at the moment!

This policeman looks like an old fritter, and if I hesitate, he will be suspicious, and I will not be shocked on the surface, so I take out my ID card and hand it to him.

I'm betting!

Bet they just signed it up, and I passed by pretending that nothing had happened.

Unfortunately, God will not always favor me, and the old policeman soon found out about it, only to see that he called for instructions, and then took me into the detention center.

As soon as I entered the detention center, the smell of urine almost choked me to death.

I saw that there was a huge bed nailed up of wooden planks in the number of the detention center, and the prisoners were lying there idlely, some picking their feet, some lying with their legs crossed, and most of them were in Kandashan.

When they saw me coming, their faces were fierce.

I chuckled in my heart, feeling that it was a mistake for me to come to Jiangbei.

When the old policeman saw my frightened expression, he burst out laughing: "Just like you, you dare to impersonate Liu Hua...... What an insult to his name......"

"I'm not an impostor, I'm real......!

It's all at this juncture, of course I'm fighting for reason, I don't want to get into this number, I feel like if I go in, half my life will be gone.

"Made, tell you to go in, and you'll go in!" the old policeman opened the door of the trumpet and pushed me in.

Then he pointed at my nose and scolded: "Shut up, it's true that Liu Hua has already eaten a gun and died, you still dare to be hard-mouthed!" and then he said to a fat man in the number: "Dunzi, there is a guy pretending to be Liu Hua, give me a good greeting to him!"

As soon as the policeman left, the fat man yelled: "Made, dare to pretend to be my idol, brothers, give me a flat on him!"

These guys surrounded me and kicked me violently, and if I hadn't been beaten for my experience, I guess I would have been useless.

I squatted on the ground and protected my head, knowing that the law does not blame the people, so they will have nothing to worry about.

They were so excited, like cats that smelled fish, they followed one after another, and sometimes they stepped on their own feet, I knew the fat man's feet, the fattest one, and secretly punched the fat man's foot while they were all busy beating me.

Just listening to the sound of ah, the fat man let out a scream of killing pigs: "Made, stop the labor, who stepped on me just now?"

The crowd stopped slowly, and I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart! As the saying goes, the thief captures the king first, and it really works to beat him.

"Brother Dunzi, is there anything wrong?" a friend asked.

"I'm bleeding, do you think there's something wrong? Hurry up and call me a doctor, I can't do it!"

I looked at the place where he was standing on the ground, and there were indeed several bean-sized droplets of blood......