"Click", "Click"

The shutter of the camera rings in my ears. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Oh—that's big news!"

"Click"

"I said, Wen, you're going to wake him up like that!"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just right to get when you wake up. ”

"Click"

I don't know who it is, but it's a noisy guy.

"Uh...... Hmmm......" A faint moan came out of Nalan's mouth.

He tried to get up from the ground, but he couldn't.

It hurts, my body feels like it's going to fall apart, and even if I just move my fingers slightly, it hurts to death. His eyes can't be opened, his mouth can't make a sound, and his head is groggy.

Luckily, even if he can't open his eyelids, he can rely on his other senses to explore his surroundings.

"I'm ...... In the shrine?" he closed his eyes, analyzing his situation.

A touch from behind him told him that he was lying on the wooden floor. The smell in the air can tell that there are two people nearby, one of whom is human and the other is not.

He didn't know the guy who wasn't human, and that human was undoubtedly the witch who had defeated him.

"Speaking of which, I lost. He sighed inwardly.

Consciousness gradually became clearer, and everything that had just happened naturally came to mind.

He lost, and he lost decently.

Even after three hundred years, he still couldn't crack that trick.

At first, the shrine maiden's figure became blurred. He tried to cut the shrine maiden, but failed.

The shrine maiden itself no longer exists in this world, nor in any world, so there is no way to do it.

Then, the shrine maiden unleashed six yin-yang jades to attack him. He tried to resist, but failed.

He tried to cut the first yin-yang jade, but was unsuccessful - it had the same properties as the shrine maiden.

As a result, he was hit in his left hand and lost consciousness.

So he tried to dodge the second Yin-Yang Jade, but it didn't succeed - it wouldn't miss the target once it locked on.

As a result, he was hit in the back and injured his internal organs.

With no way to hide, he had to tighten his muscles to fend off the third Yin-Yang Jade, but without success - it would penetrate all defenses.

So his right hand was struck and cut in two.

In desperation, he chooses to rush to the shrine maiden and fight to the death, but he does not succeed - the shrine maiden is an ethereal existence and cannot be attacked.

The ensuing fourth yin-yang jade hit him in the abdomen, and blood gushed out of his mouth.

The fifth yin-yang jade shattered his chest, and the broken rib pierced his heart.

The sixth yin-yang jade struck him on the head, leaving him with nothing left in front of him.

Consciousness is interrupted.

Then he was woken up by the annoying shutter sound and found himself lying there.

"Oh, it's moving, this guy is waking up!

"Click"

"Hmm...... Don't ......"

"Click", "Click"

"Don't ...... ...... again"

"Click"

"Don't ...... anymore slapped ...... "Nalan Yu squeezed out these words from his mouth, and he had already used all his strength.

"Wen, do you hear it, people have opinions. ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was a little distracted. ”

"Click"

said sorry in his mouth, but the movements in his hands didn't stop for a moment, this candid maniac!

Nalan remembered that he didn't like photography ever since the advent of the camera.

Photographs can only record one side of the matter, ignoring the others. It can only provide a perspective, so its content is one-sided and inaccurate.

Seeing is believing. A camera can never replace the eye.

For example, in the current situation, if someone saw a photo of him lying on the ground in tatters and unconscious, wouldn't there be a lot of misunderstanding?

"So...... Don't shoot anymore!" Nalan screamed with all the strength to feed, and then coughed violently.

The bones that remained in his lungs made him unable to say a word.

"Wow, I'm angry!"

"Click"

"Alien vampires angrily rebuke the Monster Mountain reporter, Reimu, what do you think of this title?"

"It sucks. ”

"So...... cough cough cough ...... Uh-a-cough ahem-cough-cough......"

I don't know if it was because of emotion or because she was coughing too violently, Nalan Twilight actually struggled to sit up and beat her chest with her hands.

"Ahem...... Poof!" He spat out several bloodshot pieces of bone from his mouth.

"Whew, it's comfortable!" Nalan let out a long sigh of relief.

The foreign body stuck in the trachea was finally cleared, and he suddenly felt that the whole person was in a much better state than just now, although the pain did not subside at all, but at least there was no chest tightness and fatigue.

"Oh! alien vampires are spitting at Hakurei Shrine, big news!" said the winged girl excitedly as she pressed the shutter.

The witch sitting in front of the coffee table stared at Nalan Twilight with an angry face.

"You're spitting in someone else's house!" she yelled.

"It's not saliva, it's a little broken bone. Nalan was unmoved.

"It's okay for everything, you clean up for me right away anyway!"

"You typed it out, and you cleaned it up yourself. ”

He only has one breath left now, how can he do that. Besides, the reason why I have bones and scum in my lungs is entirely because that violent witch is too ruthless!

In terms of not knowing the severity of the shot, this little kid is exactly the same as Bo Li Shuoyue. If he weren't a vampire, even ten lives wouldn't be enough.

"You...... Cut!" As soon as it came to his mouth, he was swallowed back by Reimu.

If it weren't for the fact that this guy was now in a semi-crippled state, Reimu would have beaten him up a long time ago.

But that's okay, it's not too late to beat him up when he's better.

"Uh...... Ah.......h

The bones all over his body made a "rattle" and "rattle" sound, which sounded very penetrating, but he himself didn't care.

It's not the first time he's experienced this kind of comminuted fracture of the whole body, as long as he can endure the pain, nothing else is fine.

It was not easy for him to get up, and he quickly moved his muscles and bones to make the wound heal faster, which was the right thing.

"Click"

The shutter sounded again, and he turned his head to look at it, only to see a monster girl with wings on her back looking at him with a smile on her face.

The girl had black hair and red eyes, a pair of jet-black wings on her back, a white shirt and a short black skirt, and a peculiar hexagonal hat. She has four props hanging from her body: a notebook, a pen, a camera, and a fan, the first three of which are very suitable for her status as a journalist.

Nalan remembered that this was a great yokai in ancient Japan, the Tengu. He'd heard that the Tengu clan were masters of manipulating air currents, but he didn't know that they could switch careers to become journalists.

However, considering the speed of the Tengu and their enthusiasm for gossip, this can be regarded as a counterpart employment.

"Come on, handsome guy, look at the camera and laugh!"

"Click"

That day, the dog girl picked up her camera and took another picture.

"Have I allowed you to conduct an interview?" asked Nalan Twilight helplessly.

"In this Gensokyo, there are no restrictions on that, stereotypical outsiders. Tengu patted his chest and said proudly, "From the color of your ex-girlfriend's panties to the bust of the Hakurei shrine maidens in the past, there is no information that I can't get!"

"Hey, bastard paparazzi, what are you talking about!" Reimu glared at Wen.

If she dared to casually leak out information that shouldn't be exposed, as a Hakurei shrine maiden, Reimu would definitely be the first to get rid of her.

The bust of the Hirori Shrine Maiden is a major matter related to the survival of Gensokyo!

"Then tell me, what was the bust of the first witch Hakuri Shuoyue?" asked Nalan Twilight with interest.

"93CM!" Shotimaru blurted out.

"Oh, that's good!" Nalan nodded as he pinched his chin.

This guy, who even knows this kind of information, does have two brushes.

"You two, if you talk about this again, hug me and get out!"

Although they wanted to continue the discussion, it seemed that Reimu on the other side had run out of patience, so the two had to give up.

"What an arrogant child. Nalan Yu thought so, but didn't dare to say it.

With his current physical condition, it is unbearable to be beaten again.

"Okay, okay, if you don't talk about it, you won't talk about it!" Wen said.

Anyway, the information is in her hands, and no one can snatch it away.

And compared to that kind of inconsequential thing, she still has serious things to do now.

Wen flipped through her notebook for materials, Wen Huati, and asked Nalan Yu: "Okay boy, it's time to talk about your identity next, and the battle just now, as a defeated person, there should be no reason to avoid this question, right?"

As she spoke, she glanced at Reimu on the other side, after all, she had also received Reimu's acquiescence in this interview.

It's a pity that Reimu has a straight face, sits there drinking tea without saying a word, and ignores her at all.

But that doesn't matter, even if Nalan Twilight refuses to be interviewed, she can pry information out of his mouth in other ways.

"First of all, don't call me a teenager," Nalan denied, "I'm older than you. ”

"Hehe, that's not necessarily!" Wen showed a sly smile.

Although it doesn't look like it, she's a real old monster who has lived for more than a thousand years.

"Secondly, in the battle just now, you should just go and ask the shrine maiden over there, after all, she is the one who has been sober from beginning to end. ”

"But Miss Miko doesn't seem to appreciate it!"

"So you're coming to me?"

"You look like you're easier to bully!" Wen Li said confidently, this natural attitude made Nalan Yu not know how to fight back for a while.

"Hehe!" Nalan Hao laughed angrily and said, "Yes, I am indeed a bully. ”

Compared to that ghost witch, he was indeed easy to bully.

"Let's get started, starting when you enter this Gensokyo. Wen held a pen in one hand and a notebook in the other, and couldn't wait.

"Okay, don't worry, shrine maiden, bring me a cup of tea!" Nalan Xuan shouted as he turned his head.

"Do it yourself!" Reimu didn't even look at him.

A defeated soldier is embarrassed to make a request? It's good to give you a floor to lie on!

"Pour it yourself, pour it yourself!"

Nalan stood up tremblingly, followed by a stumbling and almost falling to the ground.

"Oops, my waist!"