At six o'clock, the mountain of monsters is halfway up. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Ah, hello!"

Kawashiro Watori waved his hand at Himekai and Inugo, unlike most of the youkai from Genbu no Ze, she didn't seem "so" introverted.

"Hello!" said with a smile, "Anyway, you're from the Xuanwu Swamp?"

"Then you must be a kappa!" Guo said as he took the stubble from the stubble.

"That's right," Nitori nodded, "I'm a kappa!"

"What are kappa doing in the mountains?" Guo frowned, pinched his chin, stared at Nitori's face, and wondered, "Could it be that he is here to fight zombies?"

A mere kappa who dares to run to the territory of the tengu to point fingers, and it is still in combat...... If you think about it, you must be thinking too much, it must be.

"No," Nitori shook his head, "I'm not here to fight zombies. ”

"I'll just say it!"

"Why should the kappa protect the tengu", Guo was about to say this, and saw the little kappa, Kawashiro Natori, with her big eyes as blue as water, and said solemnly:

"I'm here to solve the zombie problem in Yokai Mountain. ”

"Are you serious?"

Seeing that the short kappa girl nodded her jaw vigorously like a chicken pecking rice, she raised her eyebrows and turned her head to look at the shooting pill.

"Wen, don't you explain?"

Wen just smiled, but said to Nitori:

"Come on, Nitori, show them what you're really capable of!"

"Okay!"

Nitori lowered her exaggerated backpack to the ground, unzipped it, buried half of her body in it, and began rummaging through it. After a while, she pulled out a small remote control from inside. There was only a red button on the remote control, and nothing else, not even a textual explanation.

"Uh......"

Ji Haitang Guo looked at the small remote control in Hetori's hand that he didn't know what to do, and asked:

"Can you give us a little bit of a demonstration?"

"Okay!"

Nitori nodded, then pointed to the gadget in his hand and explained:

"This is a prop called the 'Easy Road Partition', just press this red button......"

As she spoke, she pressed it down.

"Boom!"

The moment she pressed the button, a landslide-like roar came from the bottom of the mountain, shaking the hearts of the three tengu present. The servants hurriedly looked down, only to see that on the distant mountain road, a huge fireball was wrapped in smoke and dust as thick as ice cream, rising into the air and slowly changing into the shape of a mushroom in mid-air.

The night sky was lit up by firelight, the earth trembled with the shock wave of the explosion, and the trees on the mountain fell in patches like the wheat harvested in the autumn harvest to fill the fuel for the growing wildfires—it seemed that the mountain of youkai was destined to be sleepless tonight...... There shouldn't be anyone who can't wake up with an explosion of this magnitude, except for Yakumo Murasaki.

"Then the road up the mountain was completely and permanently cut off!"

Kawashiro Natori turned his back to the "big fireworks", patted his chest, and smiled quite proudly, and his words were full of pride. The firelight behind her reddened the side of her face, making her look like a supervillain.

"This ...... Isn't this just a bomb?"

Guo's eyes widened, staring at the fireball below and the mountain fire that was gradually spreading, and he didn't know what to say, so he opened the cover of his phone, quickly hit the shutter, and took a photo.

So, in which country is the way people express their shock is to take pictures!

"Click"

Another shutter sounded, but it wasn't from Guo's phone. Wen, who was standing next to Guo, also took out his camera at this time, patted it, and actually laughed:

"Hahahaha, isn't that pretty powerful!"

This Wen can still laugh, is she really a tengu who lives in the mountain of monsters?

"Uh-huh!" Lotus nodded heavily, "In this way, it will be impossible for the zombies under the mountain to climb up, and the zombie crisis will be solved once and for all!"

"Uh...... It's fine that they can't come up, but ......," asked Tsuna, pointing to the mountain road that had been broken in two:

"How shall the people of the mountains go down?"

"Wouldn't it be enough to fly down?" replied Wen without thinking.

"What should I do if the old man is old and can't fly?"

"Hmm......" Wen copied his hand and thought for a while, and then said:

"If you can't do it, just find a cliff and jump off......? You know, a magic mirror, a bag, a full gear, a 'Yo Del Hee' Leap of Faith plus a selfie the whole time. ”

"Red Bull Expendables?"

"Yes, yes, that's it, that kind of extreme sports is really cool, and I want to try it if I have the chance. ”

"You can't try, can you?"

Tsubaki smiled and waved his hand—the winged Raven Tengu parachuted with a skydiving bag on his back, similar in nature to a fish diving with an oxygen tank on his back, ......right? Is it really okay with such equipment?

"Ahem!"

Covering his mouth with his fist, he cleared his throat and drew everyone's attention back to her, and then spoke:

"The problem you mentioned is actually very easy to solve. As long as you find the kappa engineering team to repair the road back, it will be done within a week, ten percent new, and if you make an appointment now, you can give you a 20% discount, and the price is about ......."

As she spoke, she took out an electronic calculator from her pocket, typed a string of numbers on it, and handed it to Inugo.

"Yes...... Is it......" Tsubaki looked at the seven numbers on the calculator screen, and only felt dizzy, "Even if you tell me about the financial problem, I can't be the master, this must be reported to the Great Tengu-sama." ”

"Well, it's okay. Nitori took back the calculator and said, "Please tell him that the Kappa engineering team is willing to undertake all kinds of road repair work at a very fair price." ”

"Okay, I'll tell him. ”

For some reason, the dog's nose, no, the wolf's nose, smelled the profiteers from the girl in front of him. Although this guy looked at her with a pair of big innocent eyes, like two flawless sapphires, quite lovable, her heart was not necessarily as pure as her appearance.

"I've got a wipe!"

At this time, Guo who was holding his mobile phone suddenly shouted:

"I accidentally read it!"

"What do you mean by 'accidentally reading and writing', haven't you ever only read and write and don't take live photos?"

As Wen said this, he stretched out his head and leaned over to take a look, only to see that Guo's mobile phone album was full of messy pictures, from the fairy panties to the toilet lid of Yakumo's house, but he didn't take pictures of the explosion in front of him. Seeing that the mushroom cloud was getting thinner and thinner, almost dissipating, the best time to capture it was clearly gone from her.

"Do you need me to borrow you some?" Wen said with an elbow stabbing Guo in the stomach and a smirk, "Or, when I finish writing the press release, you can forward it?"

"No, get out!" roared, "with my ability, even ...... Even if it's a photo from somewhere else, it's sure to make a big story!"

"Now, I can only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor!" With this thought in mind, Guo began to quickly flip through the photo album, trying to pick out even one photo that could be written into big news.

"This one, in the midst of the flames, among the people who are burning brightly!"

"That's Fujiwara's red wall of fire, and that was five or six hours ago. ”

She picked out a tall "masterpiece" with great anticipation, but Wen gave her a basin of cold water on the head, which made her a little discouraged. However, it's not time to give up yet, and there are still a lot of photos in the album, isn't it?

"Then this one, the Lost Bucket Man walking in the bamboo forest!"

"That's the medicine rabbit of the Eternal Pavilion, she was running home at that time, and she probably arrived home a long time ago. ”

"This one, the unknown monster group occupies the Red Devil Pavilion, how!"

"That's a passerby who came to the Red Devil Pavilion for refuge...... What do you usually write, are you purely brain-filled?"

"I want you to take care of it! Look at this, the wind sees the return of the king of Yuxiang, and ruthlessly expel the zombies that invaded the house!"

"Ah, I've already written this into the news and published it, and I just ...... it."

"You're a guy, do you make news while flying?"

"No, I'll write as I fly, and then let the crows deliver it for me. ”

"Damn, Wen ...... You're forcing me to do my best!Look at this one, the Gargoyle Legion vs. the Beast Zombie, the angle is perfect, the timing is perfect, the composition is perfect, hehehe!" Guo said, raised his head, and looked at Wen triumphantly, "You don't have this one, right?"

"Uh......"

Seeing her virtue, Wen was also a little crying and laughing, so he said:

"Wait a minute, I'll show you something......"

Wen stretched out his index finger and motioned for Guo to wait for a moment, then took out a newspaper from his pocket and handed it to Guo.

"Surprised, a hundred horsemen ride airborne Gensokyo, a mysterious beautiful boy or the mastermind behind the scenes?"

Just looking at this title, I don't have the desire to read it. She threw a roll of the newspaper back to Wen, and said a little dejectedly:

"Damn, don't any of these pictures I have ever taken work?"

"I'll tell you quietly, even if there is one that works, I'm sure there is one better than you, and you're never going to be as fast as I am. ”

"Go away!" cried out reluctantly, "I'll show you a picture I'll never take right now!"

Saying this, she raised her phone angrily, and pressed the shutter on Wen with the flash turned on. Of course, this is still a reading and writing, so I won't take an ugly photo of the text being shaken so hard that I can't open my eyes - in a sense, it's a pity.

When the photo came out, Guo only glanced at it and smiled like a victor. She waved her mobile phone in front of Wen and said:

"You don't have this one, do you?"

On the screen of the mobile phone, there was only one person, a teenager in a plaid suit, kneeling on one knee on a bluestone pavement, surrounded by darkness. If you look closely, you can see that the corners of this guy's mouth are dripping with blood, his handsome face is still wounded, and his clothes are torn a lot, which makes him look very embarrassed.

Wen glanced at it twice, then nodded, and said:

"I don't really have this one, but do you know who this person is and what he's doing where?"

"Who is it...... Belch...... It seems to be a vampire who just came some time ago, what's your name?" Guo stared at the phone screen while rubbing the hair on the back of his head, and said in a stumbling voice, "As for where and what are you doing...... Where do I know this, there's nothing in this picture!"

"I don't even know the time, place, people, causes, and results, so you write a press release!"

"If you want to take care of it, I can write it anyway!"

"Then you write slowly, I'll go to the scene and take a look first. ”

As soon as the words came out, Wen spread his wings, and he really wanted to leave. Guo was shocked at that time, and hurriedly asked:

"Eh, wait a minute, how do you know where the scene is?"

I saw Wen grinning, showing two rows of white teeth, as if giving a winning speech, and said:

"Professional reporters, just by looking at the texture of the bluestone slab, you can know where the road surface is!"

Leaving this sentence, as well as the unwilling fruit, the worried Tsubaki and the lotus who did not know what to do and began to eat the cucumber dipping sauce, Wen flapped the black wings, set off a strong wind, soared into the air, and in an instant rushed into the sky and disappeared into the thick night.