Capital.

A long and narrow old alley, like most alleys, is crowded and chaotic, with sidewalks on the side of the road full of motor vehicles, and traffic is never happy.

Yang Mi's grandfather's house is located in a corner of the alley.

The Yang family is a scholarly family, Grandpa Yang and grandma are both teachers, and Uncle Yang Xiaoqian once studied in Germany, is a professor at Tsinghua University, teaching applied mathematics, and is quite famous. Yang's mother was also a primary school teacher, and even Little Fox's cousin was a top-notch existence.

It can be seen that the little fox is not a scumbag because of insufficient IQ, but because his mind is not on learning.

At this time, in the living room, the TV was playing a show, others were busy with Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and the little fox was curled up on the sofa waiting to eat ready-made, the phone was on the side, and a bowl in his hand was clicking.

Before the Spring Festival Gala began, she was watching her boyfriend appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for the first time.

At eight o'clock, not long after the opening song and dance, Wang Hao took Chen Hao's hand and sang.

The girl wrinkled her nose slightly, snorted lightly, and then shouted excitedly: "Hey, Yang Bilin, come on, Wang Hao is out."

As soon as the words fell, a group of hula people, young and old, all poured into the living room, around the TV, standing or sitting, with curious expressions.

It turned out that when he was just sitting around the kitchen making dumplings, Yang Xiaoyan asked about Xiaolin's new car, and his restless heart endured it very hard, but the eldest brother's question scratched him again, and Balabala broke it.

Maybe it's a bald mouth, maybe it's deliberate, Brother Xiaolin confided in the fact that his uncle was filial anyway, and he praised it by the way.

It is said that this car was bought by Wang Hao with Brother Xiaolin a few years ago, and he himself is not too particular about this, but he plans to send a better one to his father-in-law, and he started to go to Audi, but Brother Xiaolin chose a hatchback Fukang in a low-key manner, saying that in-service civil servants have to pay attention to the influence, and they can't drive better than the leader.

In this way, Brother Xiaolin is already very satisfied, can he be dissatisfied, his son is filial.

In the living room, the little fox took a look at this posture, and couldn't help rolling her eyes, but it was no surprise that she knew her father Mo Ruonu, she knew what virtues Yang Xiaolin had too well, and she couldn't hide her farts at home.

"Yo, you're pretty tall. "Uncle said.

"This kid's name is Wang Hao, right? He is really handsome, sensible and filial, Chunling, you are blessed. "The eldest aunt said.

Mother Yang smiled and said nothing, her eyes were full of satisfaction and joy, she loved Wang Hao very much, and treated him as her own son.

Having said that, no mother-in-law would hate such a filial, sensible and sweet-mouthed single aunt.

"Xiao Linzi, why didn't you call your children to come home during the New Year, I'm so lonely...."Grandma remembered some of the things she had just heard, and couldn't help but feel distressed and blamed.

I heard Mi Mi say that she shouted, but Xiao Hao didn't agree, probably because she was embarrassed. Besides, if you just talked about it, how can anyone come to the door in the first year..."

Brother Xiaolin took a cigarette in his mouth, leaned on the sofa, his small chin raised slightly, and he was a little complacent.

The little fox gave him an elbow directly on the side.

didn't wait for her to speak, Grandpa Yang directly: "When you bought you a car, why didn't you think about it?"

As soon as the words fell, his brain circuit seemed to beat strangely suddenly, "Mi Mi, if the personality is compatible, if you can settle it, you can settle it early, and get married early, your grandfather is still waiting to show you the child." ”

The Yang family is open-minded and harmonious, in short, the way the family gets along with each other is particularly casual.

The little fox said embarrassedly: "Grandpa~~ What are you talking about, people are only seventeen." ”

Grandpa Yang glared and said, "What's wrong with Seventeen? We all had children at Seventeen at that time." ”

"Dead old man, what nonsense, you think it's all like you, every day to borrow the reason to go to the park for a walk to look at the old lady. Grandma Yang took a snack when she was hungry and said while eating.

Grandpa Yang glanced at the old lady, "What are you talking about?" ”

Grandma Yang didn't care about him, and continued the great achievements of the old man Bala, when suddenly "cough cough" kept coughing, ate a little urgently, and choked on pastries.

"Are you okay, grandma?" everyone asked nervously, Mother Yang kept patting her on the back, and the little fox also handed over a glass of water with the eyesight.

Grandma Yang took a sip of water, took a breath, and waved her hand to signal that it was okay.

Grandpa Yang looked at him calmly and said, "Let me tell you, do you know, there are a lot of old people who are choked to death like this." ”

“......”

"Ahem" Grandma Yang heard that her brain suddenly burst out, and she coughed twice, but after coughing, the volume instantly increased by one decibel, and she didn't have a good airway:

"Yes, yes, after I choke to death, you can find those old women!"

Everyone stared at each other, and could only look at a pair of old living treasures speechlessly.

"......" was weak, and Cousin Yang squatted all the way.

...............

Since the first CCTV Spring Festival Gala was launched in 1983, "watching the Spring Festival Gala" has become a new custom on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve of the Celestial Dynasty.

For CCTV, the Spring Festival Gala is the most important routine task every year, and it is difficult to reconcile everyone, and it is becoming more and more difficult to satisfy the audience. However, more than 1.3 billion people in the country, tens of millions of overseas Chinese and foreigners, all have different cultural backgrounds and appreciation interests, so how easy is it to satisfy all of them?

Since the rise of the Internet, complaining about the Spring Festival Gala every year is no longer the patent of newspaper media, it has become a kind of national entertainment and a carnival method. While watching the Spring Festival Gala, I swiped all kinds of comments, which is enough to be hilarious to the climax.

This year, it was like that.

Yanya Forum, Maopo Forum and other forums are full of people and lively.

As a domestic forum duo, it is gradually taking shape, and a large number of water friends are usually active, and there are also gods in various fields who often haunt.

Ah Shen said well: play in the cat, learn in the Yaya.

If you say, Maopo is a chess stall on the side of the road, surrounded by a group of people wearing sweatshirts, slippers and shorts, shouting to watch the lively people. Na Ya is the salon of the upper class, standing a group of white-collar petty bourgeoisie in suits and leather shoes, serving red wine, and talking softly about art.

Maopo doesn't understand the delicacy of the world, just like the Dongsheng man doesn't understand the hypocrisy of the Shangyan man.

Yan Ya didn't understand the roughness of the cat's flutter, just like the man didn't understand the recklessness of the Dongsheng man.

Cat poof, someone posted an encounter post, everyone will think it's in YY, and then it's very serious to BT with you.

Someone in Yanya posted YY, everyone will think it's an encounter, and then help you analyze it very seriously.

For example, around 2005, there was a post on Yanya explaining "Tui Bei Tu".

It's not that the post itself is good, but in the follow-up post, someone used "Zhou Yi" to calculate China's political and economic situation from 08 to 12 years, and it is basically consistent with reality, it's just awesome!

Cat poof, on behalf of the grassroots culture of the Internet, a bunch of well-known celebrities in later generations came from here-

For example, milk tea MM, she became famous for the human flesh search of cat poof, and later everyone knew that she became the wife of the domineering president.

Sister Feng, in 09, made a marriage advertisement, went straight to the top, and later got a green card in the United States.

The boss of Wanhe Tianyi, "Called Beast Yi Bixing", is an authentic mopper, and he still doesn't know where to stay at the moment, waiting for the "Lewd God Cult" to be born.

There are also some origins between "Two Sticks" and Cat Po, and I also participated in the anniversary celebration of Cat Po in the early years before becoming famous.

The gathering of these people of all kinds and all kinds of "talents" naturally produces a large number of hot words and jokes on the Internet.

Although the later generations of Maopo were broken and corrupted for various reasons, and Yanya was gradually replaced by new media and fell into decline, but in the current era when the Internet is not yet developed, it is not too bullish, and it can basically represent the voice of the entire Internet.

Today, there is only one voice in all the sections of the two major forums, and that is-

Gala!

"Let's go!"

"Let's see what this year looks like!"

"It's time to complain, it's time for the jokers to appear! Today, it's the annual stage for the jokers!"

"Haha, I'm here. Watching the Spring Festival Gala now, complaining is even better than the Spring Festival Gala program!"

"I'm actually looking forward to it. ”

"It's in place!"

...

...

"Every year, the opening dance is a crowd tactic, and the gala of the Celestial Empire always has a sense of "the last thing we lack is people".

"Hahaha, this year's saturation, I can only use a sentence of red and hot trance hahahahahaha

Yes. ”

“+1”

"The whole screen is bright red, and the CCTV dad honey color matching, once made me think that the resolution of my TV was broken. ”

"+1 Break"

"I also admit to lip-syncing, but can Liu Zi's singing be more fake?"

"God is embarrassed..."

"Oh, that grandson, let go of the heartthrob sister's hand and let me come. ”

"Get out of here, I'm coming..."

...

These complaints didn't stay long, and they were quickly drowned out by the comments of other netizens - Ou Yong cooperated with the eight people, manipulated some accounts, and teamed up with his friends to instantly popularize Wang Hao's information, what TV series he participated in, and released a batch of beautiful photos of Wang Hao for cute girls to lick the screen.

This is the good thing in the Internet era, the information spreads quickly and the degree of restoration is high.

Wang Hao, a little newcomer in the entertainment industry, quickly occupied the attention of the new generation of the Celestial Empire.

And this is not the end, Ou Yong did not stop at all on Chinese New Year's Eve, silently launched a series of operations.

- Wang Hao, an actor who has never even played the second male role, should be regarded as a popular student in the Celestial Empire and a new generation of popular idols in the music industry.

is so shameless and blind beep, because Ou Yong found that this title was used on Huang Biming, he thought it sounded good, and it was estimated that it was also suitable for Boss Wang.

So, he made such a strategy and took it and put it directly on Wang Hao.

The boss moved his mouth, and his subordinates hurriedly cut off their hands.

Of course, the initial order must have been given by Wang Hao.

He can't help it.,The big thick leg of the light.,Compared with this piece of dick silk now.,He can't just nag and rely on it.,When will you get it?

So, let's play the glorious revolutionary tradition - no guns, no cannons, we make our own!

At least borrow the stage of the Spring Festival Gala to get a familiar face and make a name for yourself, right?

Besides, if it's the New Year, the right to give red envelopes to his subordinates.

.....

The joy and sorrow of the eight people urged Wang Hao to know, in short, he walked into thousands of households so ashamedly...

After the opening song and dance, Wang Hao's trip to the Spring Festival Gala was completed, and he did not wait for the final moment to show his face, but chose to return home directly.

said goodbye to Chen Hao, and originally wanted to mention it and let the young lady partner with him for the New Year, but seeing the excitement of the people, Baba waited to ring the bell to see the leader, so he simply put his mind away.

Before leaving, Wang Hao hesitated, and finally went to the lounge on the ground floor, said some auspicious words to the newly recognized sister, and paid New Year's greetings.

This will be he is not nervous, very peaceful, not humble or arrogant, the small mouth is sweet and sweet to coax people to be happy, when he wants to leave, the sister understands his situation, reluctantly and distressed to call him home to eat dumplings together.

He still wants to live longer, and the 404 tide has been getting more and more fierce recently.

However, it is a long time to come.

On the way home, Wang Hao called his daughter-in-law first, and paid New Year's greetings to his father-in-law's father-in-law, and Brother Xiaolin encouraged him to go directly to Grandpa Yang's house on the phone.

A manly man, a mouthful of spit and a nail, how can he say that he can change it.

Well, Wang Hao has a headache with red tape and doesn't want to face the strange seven aunts and eight aunts.

The air was cold, and Seifer drove steadily on the road, neither fast nor slow, and the surroundings were still bustling, but compared to usual, the traffic was obviously not so full. From time to time, fireworks pop up in the sky, which are gorgeous and colorful.

"Tsk!"

Wang Hao had a feeling of falling into the oil pot, and was slammed, clicked, and sizzled in the air, making him feel troubled, and closed the car window casually.

His thinking is still very traditional, although he was also a lonely person in his previous life, but every time the Chinese New Year comes, he will run back to the orphanage with a large bag and a small bag.

In the evening, I picked up a few tables of sumptuous Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and then ate and drank with a large family, fatherless and motherless children, and celebrated the Spring Festival.

In this life, the first Spring Festival was spent by Ben and Jamie Mengmeng.

Therefore, when a person celebrates the New Year, what he says is light and light, it doesn't matter, he actually cares about it in his heart.

He hated the feeling of being alone in the room when firecrackers went off outside, and he felt very sad.

Gradually, the surroundings became quieter, and at about 8:40, Wang Hao returned to the community.

In the community, the road is depressed, the grass and trees in the garden are withered, the flowers and branches are undyed, and the tips are hung with shallow, incompletely melted snow, which adds to the coldness.

After parking the car, I casually glanced at my balcony, the small window, the curtains were slightly hidden, and the lights inside were bright.

Wang Hao sighed and shook his head, this girl, she didn't even turn off the lights when she left....

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PS: It's busy approaching May Day, so the update is unstable, and it won't be a eunuch, please rest assured.

PS2: Entertainment has been cracking down hard recently, and each other is cherished.

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