[258] The sad one, silly bird
"This is not an accident, nor is it a wish, this is God's arrangement for a reunion.
I don't believe in tears, I don't believe in change, but I firmly believe in each other's complexes, how should I be, how to return to your heart, how should I be, how can I walk into your dreams...
I want to look forward to it, I hope to return to our first love, I hope to see and see, to meet your smiling face again, that night you didn't reject me, that night I hurt you
That night you were full of tears, that night you were drunk with me, that night I broke up with you, that night I hurt you, that night I raised my glass, that night my heart .......was broken. ”
As soon as Liu Yu's car and his group drove into the villa, Liu Yu, Little Girl, Elvis Presley, Kexin and others couldn't help but laugh and saw a brightly colored, very big parrot, lying on a recliner in the villa, singing about that night with a bald face.
Seeing a parrot singing, Ke Xin turned to look at Liu Yu and the others, and exclaimed with an incredible face, "Oh my God, have you seen it, that parrot can sing, the parrot can sing, it's incredible......" ”
"Starling, Miss Ben is back, if you don't get up to welcome me, forget it, what do you mean by lying there crying wolf?" Seeing that Starling was not the same as before, he screamed excitedly when he saw himself coming back, the little girl immediately stood up and said with a dissatisfied face.
"That night you didn't reject me, that night I hurt you, that night you were full of tears, that night you got drunk with me, that night I broke up with you, that night I hurt you, that night I raised my glass, that night I couldn't remember...... That, hey, it's Shin Shin's voice!!"
Hearing the little girl's voice, the starling immediately stopped crying and stood up and looked at the source of the sound.
Later, after confirming that it was really the little girl who came back, the starling immediately waved his wings and flew towards the little girl, and cried loudly, "Wow, I'm so sad, Starling is so sad, Wow... Shin Shin little princess, I'm me... My wife was stolen by someone, and I am so sad, I, oh... ”
"What's wrong with you, starling, why are you crying so sadly, your wife was stolen away, did you mean that she was hooked up by a male parrot, or was she taken away by a human?"
Hearing the little girl's words, the starling was stunned for a moment, and then cried again, "I know, Aunt Mei took me home to sleep, and when I woke up the next day, my wife was gone, and I don't know who stole it, I'm sad..." ”
"Good, good... Don't cry in that wolf, it's ugly, don't cry, I'll take you to the pet store tomorrow to buy you a female parrot back. Knowing that this guy was pretending to be sad, Liu Yu immediately stepped forward and flicked its bird's head, and then said angrily.
Someone bounced his head, and the starling immediately screamed angrily, but after seeing that it was Liu Yu who played him, he immediately changed his tone and became flattering; "Bastard, it was that bastard who hit Ben Starling's head, come out to see if I hit the shit, you don't ......"
Eh, it's the boss, the boss you're back, boss, do you know how lonely I am in the days when you're not there, I miss you. ”
"There are so many songs in my computer, you won't choose some nice ones to sing, choose those messy ones to sing all day long, it's ugly to death, and when did your wife disappear, did you call the police?"
"1.2.3.4.5...... 8.9.10, was it ten days ago, I don't know, anyway, I can only count to 10. ”
After carefully counting the number of days, the starling looked up at Liu Yu with a bird's head, and shouted, "I didn't see it that night ten days ago, I called the police and offered a reward, but in the end, I still didn't get my wife back, but I didn't work in vain.... Aunt Mei gave it to me and gave me ...... ”
"I called the police, offered a reward, and didn't get my wife back for you, how much money did Aunt Mei offer, what should I do so inefficiently, and you just talk..... You parrot is a shy fart!!" Seeing that the starling said in the end, he actually hid his head in his wings shyly, Liu Yu immediately covered his forehead and said speechlessly.
Hearing Liu Yu's question, Elvis Presley, who had been staying in Gome, immediately replied with a smile on behalf of the starling, "I know this, I know this, Aunt Mei paid 50 million dollars to reward the lost parrot."
This matter made a big fuss, at first everyone questioned that you were hype, but you didn't show up from beginning to end, and then they found out that you couldn't connect to the Internet when you traveled in the Reben Mountains, so they believed that you weren't hype.
By the way, this matter is still hot on the Internet, but the result of the matter is not very good, the reward of 50 million dollars just raised the price of the parrot, and it did not find the starling's wife, hehehe... ”
"What kind of wife is my wife, the stupid bird of the starling loves to mess around, and a few of you are messing around with it, the female parrot was stolen a few days after it was bought, and the starling didn't even touch other people's feathers, what kind of wife is this?
And don't look at the stupid bird starling, he looks heartbroken all day long, in fact, this little guy is doing very well, not to mention eating four or five meals a day, and there are more than a dozen female parrots waiting in the nest. Hearing the movement outside, Aunt Mei first walked out of the villa, picked up the little girl with a doting face, and then pointed to the starling in Liu Yu's hand, and debunked angrily.
Seeing Aunt Mei demolishing herself, the starling brother turned his head away from looking at Aunt Mei while tugging at the bird's head and said, "You play Kai, I don't want to see you, it's you who caused my wife to disappear."
Hmph, don't think that if you give me a dozen little wives, I will forgive you, I tell you that the truth is priceless, in my heart my wife is an imperfect existence in the world, I .........!!"
"My little Xinxin, I've been out to play for so long, have you missed Aunt Mei, Aunt Mei misses you. ”
"I think about it, I think about it every day when I eat, how nice it would be if Aunt Mei was here, then I wouldn't have to eat with my own chopsticks, cluck... ”
"You bad girl, only when you eat, will you think of Aunt Mei, hmph, I hurt you in vain. ”
After playing with the little girl for a while, Aunt Mei suddenly hugged the little girl and walked towards the backyard of the villa, without looking back, "Hey, the starling said that the dozen or so female parrots can't reach the female parrot, so let's eat stewed parrots with mushrooms at noon today."
Liu Yu will help pluck the feathers when he goes to boil water, Elvis Presley, you go out to buy some fresh shiitake mushrooms and come back, that little girl, you can watch TV by yourself first. ”
"Ahh Don't, don't, don't bully my wife, my wife is not a poultry, she can't be killed and eaten for meat, I was wrong, I was wrong, Aunt Mei kept a bird under the knife!!" Hearing Aunt Mei's words, the starling couldn't care about pretending anymore, and hurriedly chased after Aunt Mei, shouting loudly.
(End of chapter)