920 Second Half (Page 1/1)

"Can this kid drive? Yellow light---- you are speeding up! You drive over, I can follow you! You really obey orders and listen to commands! Is it really like the slogan---- would rather stop for three minutes than grab a second? If you don't grab it, when will it be your turn to go? You are late for work, the parking space is gone, and you have to go to bed in the middle of the night! It's really meaty, it must be a female driver, alas!"

"Look at the lane over there, you can pass two cars, what kind of car do you have nothing to do! Give us two cents more for gas, we can be three minutes faster! You are not in a hurry, I still have something to do! Which driving school did you learn the car? Who taught you? It can't be the book you learned from your teacher! If you knew this, I really didn't follow your car!"

No matter what the driver of the rear car thought, in the sound of Didi, Hu Dafa was indeed not in a hurry, and after observing the front and back left and right a few times, he turned his head and explained to the two people behind him, "Come, start the gong in the second half, prepare money, or 200,000 yuan for one person, I said to sprinkle, you will scatter again! Don't worry!"

At the intersection, there is a lot of traffic in both directions, in addition to motor vehicles, there are also non-motor vehicles and pedestrians, when the traffic lights are exchanged, Hu Dafa starts the vehicle and rushes obliquely to the intersection, because it starts early, the body is oblique, and the car is long, taking up half of the lane next to it, directly blocking the direction of the car.

"Let's go!" Hu Dafa shouted, refueled under his feet, and continued to occupy two lanes to move forward. "I'll go over, don't go, make way for me, wait for a red envelope!"

As soon as the autumn wind blew, hundreds of thousands of cash were sown in the center of the crossroads like seeds.

"Why are you leaving? Why are you occupying my road if you have nothing to do? Can you drive? Second cargo!" The driver of the rear car was blocked by Hu Dafa for half of the lane, grinding his teeth, honking his horn hard, "Di Di" continued, and suddenly his eyes were shaken by a burst of "pink leaves", "Daughter-in-law, what do you see here? This is ---- money!"

Several banknotes glued together, with the wind, flew directly from the window of the front car to the windshield of the rear car, and stuck tightly in front of the driver's eyes, if there was no such glass, it would be directly slapped in the face.

"It's money! No! Husband, what's the situation? God has made money?" The woman was quite calm, looked at it carefully, and felt a lot of emotion in her heart! Just as she was about to express her excitement, there was a "bang" sound, and the rear car steadily chased after her car's buttocks. "Oh, who is this? Can you drive? What are you in a hurry? Rear-end collision, can you afford to pay for it? I'm a BMW!"

"Hey, okay! The one who sent the money is here! The money dropped in front is smashing on my car, and the car behind is rear-ended, so you can pay for it! How is today's yellow calendar written? Is it better to pick up money when you travel?" My husband was analyzing, and I heard two "clangs" next to him, and I was chasing the tail.

Hu Dafa's car passed through the intersection, he was the first car, the front was a smooth road, and then looking at the back, it was already chaotic. None of the vehicles behind their cars left, either rear-ended, or parked there, ready to get out of the car and start picking up money. Even the vehicles that were walking in the opposite direction of themselves stopped at the intersection, and the drivers in the cars were no longer calm, they unbuckled their seat belts, rolled up their arms, rolled up their cuffs, and rushed to the intersection covered with banknotes.

"They all say that money is easy to earn in big cities, but I didn't expect ---- to make so much money?

"There's too much nonsense, with that kung fu, I've picked up five hundred yuan!"

"The city is good, gold is everywhere! The gold is too heavy, just exchange money! Hehe, no one is rich or rich, no horse has no night grass and no fat, to tell the truth! I don't know when the next time will be? Once a month!"

Non-motorized vehicles and pedestrians passing through the intersection in the same direction as themselves, stopping and watching in the same way, and distinguishing that those falling pink pieces of paper are really money, who is still in a hurry? Even another group of pedestrians who had just passed through the intersection hurriedly turned around and joined the ranks of picking up money.

"Money!"

"Money!

"What are you doing in a daze? What are you going to deliver? How many dollars will I send to you for shipping? That's a hundred! Two or three will be my day's salary! Let's go!" The couriers on the side of the road greeted each other, looked at the banknotes on the road in dismay, stopped the electric car, and ran onto the motorway.

"Isn't this the same as farming at home! Bow your head and waist, as soon as you stretch out your hand, the money will come! One can pick up yesterday's fine, and two can rest for a while ......at noon."

"That's a lot of money, pick it up! Don't move, it's mine! I'll step on it first!"

"Cool! Today, our boss is happy, helping the listed company to distribute dividends, they don't give dividends to shareholders, our boss does! Don't be polite, start first, and then suffer! No one is welcome, should you pick it up or not, and regret it when you go home!" Huang Mao muttered while continuing to hand out red envelopes in his hand, looking at the crowd chasing banknotes on the street, there was a sense of happiness in his heart.

"Daughter-in-law, today I am a big spend, do you know, today from my hands, but threw away ---- 400,000 yuan! In addition to your family's bride price, I just decorate my nest, it is estimated that it is enough! I don't have a king and extra money, and I don't have a second master who takes advantage of money, let alone a second wife who dresses up as a woman, but I can also throw money! Alas, I have been defeated! Yesterday, I was still washing dishes in the back kitchen and saving money to make up the bride price, but now I have directly become a loser! This world is changing fast! actually gave me a chance to play the God of Wealth, it's refreshing!" Lu Liguo also had words in his mouth, his lips flew up and down, his hands kept stopping, and in the blink of an eye, the quota of 200,000 yuan had been completed.

"Boss, it's not fun! Another ---- overtime?" Huang Mao leaned at the window and looked at the intersection that had gone away, still unsatisfied, stretching his neck to apply for funds from Hu Dafa.

"It's over? Why don't you have a penalty shootout! It's almost over! At this intersection, you can't stop for five minutes! If you really think of me as a fortune boy! People are fairies scattering flowers, and I'm a thief throwing money! If you still want to throw money, it's okay, deduct it from your future salary and bonus, and you can do it yourself!" Hu Dafa looked at the rearview mirror, and his heart was also happy, the intersection was blocked, and the car moving forward was only his own, spacious! Not to mention hitting people, he couldn't even touch the car! Three lanes swayed casually!

"Ah, forget it! That's the end of the day, gentlemen and ladies, go on, bye-bye!" Huang Mao waved into the distance and closed the window.

"Brother Dalong, look, it's here again!" the fat man looked at his phone in surprise, and waved his hand at Qiu Dalong.

The fat man and Qiu Dalong had already come to the predetermined place, and the two big cars stopped under the bridge one after the other, it was a newly built bridge, and it was said that it had just been built, and it would take more than half a year, but it was nothing more than that it was not officially listed in the municipal road, and the road lines were all marked, but there was no road name! Maybe soon, there will be a brother of "Ge Yu" who will help erect a sign to help the nearby residents recognize the road, but they are also helpless!

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