In my dreams, my mother always chased after me with a kitchen knife, I cried and complained that her piece of watermelon was small, and scolded her for a bowl of uneven water while crying, and the aunt and uncle in the community echoed my mother while watching the jokes, saying that I was not sensible and didn't know how to let my brother. What is said that my sister is half a mother, and it is a natural thing to take care of and be polite to my younger brother. I spat directly on the face of the talking aunt, "Don't talk if you haven't read a book, haven't you learned Kong Rong to make pears? My mom was chasing me with a kitchen knife and scolding, her sharp eyes were extremely angry, but my mom couldn't catch up with me, and when I was smug, my mom threw out the kitchen knife directly, and saw that the sharp kitchen knife was about to slash into my face. Just then, I heard someone knocking on my car window.

I woke up from a nightmare and broke out in a cold sweat.

I was awakened by the sound of Xiao Xu knocking on the window, I rubbed my eyes and lowered the window.

Xiao Xu poked his head and said with a smile: "Director, what are you daydreaming about in broad daylight? Are you dreaming of squirrel mandarin fish, Dongpo meat, or steamed pork, and eight-treasure duck?"

While I was calming, I yawned helplessly, "Little rabbit cub, it's only half past three in the afternoon, and the factory will be at the peak of the flow of people after work in another hour, go back to the station, make good money, Xiao Mu didn't promise you, maybe he dislikes you for not being productive!"

Xiao Xu smiled again, a mouthful of white teeth, revealing the breath of youth, like a soft and cute, coquettish little milk dog, a pair of big eyes like glass purr, I couldn't help beating twice in my heart, women thirty like wolves and tigers, this is really true, I can't help but look at Xiao Xu a few more times, and then think about him is still a little brother after 95, I am six years older than him, and immediately feel that my animal index and Lao Chen have a fight.

"Director, what's the fuss! A few of us are hungry, Director, buy some afternoon tea to treat your team members! I'm afraid that when someone arrives, I will faint directly with low blood sugar, Director, okay!"

Xiao Xu was screaming and his eyes were electrified, damn! I was really unfortunate to suffer the little milk dog in front of me, and my body was shocked with goosebumps.

"Okay, okay, don't be coquettish and cute with me here, I don't eat this set, don't you just order afternoon tea! Order it casually, Starbucks coffee or KFC takeaway? You order, just ask me for reimbursement." ”

"Long live the director, the director loves you, Mo Mo Da!"

Mom, as for it, isn't it just an afternoon tea, it's love and love, the current post-95 generation is really too unrestrained, too easy to express yourself, and we post-80s old aunts are really unbearable.

Sent Xiao Xu away, I quickly closed the car window, this little guy made me blush and have a thick neck, although Lao Chen is also the kind of person who likes to say explicit love words, but the man outside the window just now is a little fresh meat, so tender that he can pinch out the water, how can this be compared, Lao Chen is already the old bacon of Bensi.

Thinking about the last time I was married to Lao Chen, Lao Chen somehow turned out to be on the verge of breaking out, and afterwards Lao Chen scratched his head embarrassedly and muttered to himself: "What happened, I was still in the sky just now, and I suddenly fell down hard." Wife, give your husband another chance! Tomorrow we will fight again, and our husband will definitely regain his vigor and be a man who stands up to the sky. ”

I replied angrily, "The old lady hasn't run yet, you've reached the end!"

The next day, I went to the farmers' market to buy two catties of leek yellow, Siqi likes to eat scrambled eggs with leek yellow, but Lao Chen misunderstood, and said ashamedly: "Jingjing, you don't bring such insinuations to stimulate the husband, for the husband to tell you, although the leek yellow is tender, but you remember, ginger is still old and spicy, I am the leek moss, the older the more fragrant." I'll let you eat enough tonight for my husband, otherwise I won't be surnamed Er Dongchen!"

That night, Lao Chen really regained his strength, and he was a pillar of optimism, eager to fight from night to dawn. Sure enough, men still have to be coldly whipped and educated.

Thinking of those things with Lao Chen, for a moment there was no sleepiness in the car before, glancing out the window, Xiao Xu and a few of them were eating the whole family bucket, watching them eat with relish and gobble, I instantly felt that my stomach was empty and needed food to moisturize. opened the car door, ran across the road in a hurry, and shouted at Xiao Xu as he ran: "Leave a chicken leg for me, comrades, leave meat under your mouth!"

We have to say that it is a lucky thing for sales to find a place where we have a long-term station and a large flow of people, so that we don't have to sweep the streets without direction all day long, visit customers strangely, and reap the benefits of fishermen every day, as long as you move your mouth.

"Director, why does Director Liu of Group L always stare at us? Isn't it good to make money separately?

"Yes, the key is that his mouth is still very damaged, and he bullied Ji Xiaomu this morning, and I would have fought with him a long time ago. ”

The team members chatted with me while eating meat, anyway, the factory was not off work, and I was idle, so I joined their complaining meeting.

"I joined the card department in the same year as Liu Wentao, and at that time, I was not selling houses, cars, insurance, and fitness cards...... No one looks up to our credit card salesmen. As you all know, the bank issues cards to users who meet the issuance conditions, which is the first step to success, the second step is to let users open cards, and it is the bank that does not open a card, and the average cost of a credit card costs 200 yuan from design to production, engraving the user's name, etc. Moreover, for those customers who have not opened a card, our sales have to call them one by one in the name of visiting, and remind them step by step what preferential activities our credit cards have, such as: 95% off shopping in the supermarket on Friday, 95% off car refueling, 55% off restaurant meals, iPhone installment zero interest, etc., only when the user opens a card, we can get the corresponding remuneration, so we don't seem to be so easy to make money in this industry, and it is precisely because it seems that it is not easy, no one is willing to do it at that time, and a vast resource in the market has fattened our early credit card sales. ”

Xiao Xu nibbled on a piece of finger-sucking original chicken, and said while chirping, "Director, we all know this, so why did you two become rivals!"

His character is too bad, what digging the wall, slandering peers can do anything, unscrupulous means for the sake of performance, once I was stationed in the supermarket with him, there was a customer who did not bring an ID card last time to look for me, I happened to go to the bathroom, he poached my customer, my customer happened to be a factory, and then the factory was taken by Liu Wentao in one go. Do you think I can not be angry? This is a matter of professional ethics, and it is also a matter of character, and money can be earned again, but this character cannot be earned. To tell you the truth, this year, a quota has been allocated in the bank, and according to the year-end performance statistics of the five directors, the group director with the highest cumulative annual performance is directly allocated a quota for the establishment of the bank, so that guy is starting to make trouble again!"

Hearing this, Xiao Xu frowned, put down the chicken leg in his hand, and began to incite morale, "Everyone is in place, listen to me, this year's line editor must be our director's, we have to use our strength to feed, and helping the director is also helping ourselves, do you say that the director treats us well on weekdays?"

"Good!" the sound of Qi brushing echoed around the factory.

"Is the director sweet and sweet, treating us like his own sister?"

"Yes!"

"Should we help the director win the quota in one fell swoop?"

"Yes!"

The voice of the team member door is like thunder, and the sincerity of the liver and courage is touched, and I don't want it.

When the factory security guard heard the sound, he reprimanded a few of us with a dissatisfied face, "Apply for a card, don't make trouble!"

"Yes, yes, big brother, you smoke a cigarette and dissipate your anger!" Xiao Xu took out a soft Chinese cigarette very worldly, and lit a cigarette for the security guard's eldest brother, the security guard's eyes suddenly lit up, this sycophant was really right.

"Okay, stay put, it's going to get off work soon, that, you're not afraid of hardship, there is still a wave of people who work late at night. ”

"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother, I will invite you to dinner another day!"

Xiao Xu politely sent away the security guard, and a few of us laughed back and forth, this guy is really a ghost, he still understands these rules of the rivers and lakes, between men, it is really a cigarette. A cigarette can be called a brother.

The sun is thin, the sun sets, the sunset melts gold, and the remnant sun is like blood. It was another day full of returns, we drove to the center of the city, watching the traffic along the way, watching the neon lights flashing, the heating in the car, playing the most popular songs of the moment, everyone thinking about their own thoughts, the atmosphere was very peaceful, for sales, the performance was good and everything was fine.

When I got home, I just got out of the elevator door, and there was a sharp and piercing cry from the room of 3204, accompanied by the man's roar and abuse, which is not very like the daily life of our family! I hurriedly took out the key to open the door, "Bang!" The sound of a water cup falling on the floor tiles made me stunned for a moment, and I hesitated to call a few times: "Sister, brother-in-law, mother, you are ......"

Before I could finish speaking, my sister-in-law and mother-in-law were already crying, and my second-rate ruffian brother-in-law continued to abuse like crazy: "Jingjing, you give a comment, your sister ran away from home, even if she never goes back, whatever she wants! Even if she goes out to find a good match, I don't care, who is rare! However, Xiaobing is my son, even if it is divorced, this child is the queen of our family, and it has to be sentenced to me, she doesn't want Xiaobing to follow other men's surnames!"

"You brute, don't think I don't know about your dirty things, I already knew that you did those dirty things!" The eldest sister-in-law wiped her tears and scolded rudely, "You just play hard, the good girl is sunny everywhere, the bitch is angry everywhere, one day your turtle grandson has syphilis, AIDS or something, just wait to die! Jingjing, sister doesn't want to live with him, you let him get out of here, otherwise you will warn him to trespass into the house!"

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