Chapter 16 Come Come Come ~ Let's Refresh the World View ~
The immortal weapons released by Ye Xiaoran, in addition to the five space immortal weapons that specialize in breeding, also have a storage space in the shape of a white jade bracelet that Lin Yihe has seen, a pair of top-quality immortal silver bracelets with five cat's head bells hanging on each of them, a flying wooden boat carved into the image of Ye Xiaoran's favorite little fresh fish, a dozen or so mid-level bracelets with defensive storage magic weapons in the shape of leaves, and low-level offensive and defensive immortal bracelets with several owl bells of the same color hanging from the seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
For a while, the sky above the studio was colorful, and the immortal magic weapons of various colors of light were under the instruction of the little master Ye Xiaoran, and they rushed past a random person with a "sigh", and then floated back leisurely, circling around the person who had just been scared, and then when the person shook his hand to touch and see, he flew away with a "sigh", and continued to tease another person.
When Lin Yihe rushed down with the notebook and pen he was taking notes, he saw his daughter covering her mouth, smiling crookedly as her subordinates were being teased by various fairy weapons.
Holding the kitchen knife is Bai Hao, who has not yet made a supper, and holding the scissors is Ding Ke, who originally planned to cut a hollow pattern he had just designed.
Lin Yihe stood on the stairs and looked at it for a while, but he didn't see anything unusual, he turned back upstairs and dialed the phone number of his personal driver.
"Hey, it's me, are you awake? Oh, it's okay to wake up, and when you wake up, you get up and look outside, isn't it? Well, it's the normal kind of normal, is there any weird roar, screaming or something? That normal howl doesn't count, well, that doesn't count, I'm talking about the kind of howl that is like a beast, miserable, desolate, oh, no, ah, that's it, forget it, it's okay, oh, it's okay...... Well, Xuan Xuan, it's better for you to come over now, there are some things to tell you earlier, you should be mentally prepared, well, okay, pay attention to safety on the road, be careful not to let anyone hitchhike, in case that person suddenly turns into a zombie...... Belch...... Ah, no, I didn't say anything just now, it's nothing, just to remind you to stay safe, okay, see you later, bye-bye. ”
Hanging up the phone, Lin Yihe touched his chin and thought about it, and continued to call his own "stand-in" for his own errand.
"Hey, Xiao Xia, have you woken up? If you don't wake up, I'll get dressed and get up right away! Well, it's something, it's a very serious thing, it's a matter of life and death! You hurry up and get back to the studio, yes! Drag racing! Speed to death! That's not important! Yes, immediately! Right away!"
Ignoring the eager inquiry from the conversation microphone, Lin Yihe decisively hung up, and thought about it, except for a close friend, there is no other person who needs to bear the risk of being imprisoned in a mental hospital and inform the apocalyptic crisis (there is still a big difference between taking the initiative to enter and being forced into it by others), but that best friend is a very pragmatic person, and he will not believe it if he has not seen it with his own eyes.
Even if he pulls out the fantasy wind of his daughter and that woman to prove it, as long as the end of the world has not yet come, and the scene of the end of the world does not appear in front of (╯_╰) him, he still won't believe it
When Lin Yihe came downstairs again, Ye Xiaoran sat on the sofa with a royal majesty, squatting in front of a circle of people, and there were brilliant immortal weapons suspended around her, holding Bai Xinmin in her arms, and Bai Xinmin's arms were holding Ye Xiaoran's small fish tank.
Ye Xiaoran introduced the immortal artifacts to the people in front of him one by one, and gave everyone a chance to get up close and experienced.
Seeing that the subordinates of the collective Ben San showed the same excited and curious appearance as the five-year-old Bai Xinmin, Lin Yihe joined them with a sense of superiority of the people who came over, and took over Ye Xiaoran's introduction of immortal weapons, and explained in an extremely angry tone, and from time to time he had to answer a few questions that were almost idiots.
When Lin Yihe first saw the legendary immortal artifact, he also asked a lot of questions, and he didn't think there was anything wrong at the time, but now when someone else asked almost the same question, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to be, seemed, seemed to have asked similar idiotic questions...... Regarding this kind of question that he had asked before, Lin Yihe answered viciously.
Lin Yihe's personal driver Zheng Xuanyan came quickly, and Ye Xiaoran showed off the immortal weapon only halfway through the introduction, and he appeared in the studio (he is also a person with a key~), and he was only slightly stunned for the magical scene that appeared in front of him, and was calmly beckoned by Lin Yihe to know and learn.
After introducing the immortal artifact to everyone, Lin Yihe cleared his throat: "Well, since everyone has eaten the appetizers......
"Dish!" Bai Hao jumped up suddenly, rushing into the kitchen as he spoke, "I still have soup in the pot!"
Lin Yihe: "......" Lao Tzu is just a saying!
Listening to a panicked sound coming from the kitchen, Lin Yihe was about to wait for him to continue talking about himself, but before he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Bai Hao who came out with an electric saucepan.
"Boss, I'll talk about it later, let's have some supper first, I stewed lotus root pork rib soup." ”
Ye Xiaoran was so hooked by the fragrance that he almost drooled, and was the first to respond: "Okay! I want to eat pork ribs!"
Lin Yihe, who was robbed by his daughter: "...... Let's all eat first, anyway, there are still a few days before the end of the world. ”
Yu Zhitian, who was getting up, was stunned when he heard this: "Boss, what did you just say?" What is the end of the world?
"Eat first, I'll tell you later. Lin Yihe, who was repeatedly interrupted, didn't want to speak for the time being.
Zheng Xuanyan glanced at him thoughtfully, and then was beckoned by Ye Xiaoran to eat.
Wait for everyone to finish their supper...... Or should it be said that it was breakfast, it was almost half past seven (it took a lot of time for the introduction, experience, and Q&A of the immortal weapon), and Xia Liangyu, who was racing with his life, also rushed back.
Xia Liangyu's place this time is nearly 300 kilometers away from Jingshan City, and it usually takes about three and a half hours to drive, but this time he was frightened by Lin Yihe's phone call, and forced the time to compress the time to two hours, and rushed back all the way.
But when he rushed into the studio, what did he see?!
A group of people are having breakfast leisurely?!... (⊙_⊙;)…
What about the life-and-death events that Nima said were good?!
"It's just right to come back!" Lin Yihe, who was the first to see people, beckoned to Xia Liangyu, who was stunned, "Come here, I'm waiting for you, let's come over and listen to the big events that are about to happen." ”
Xia Liangyu grabbed a certain keyword: "Soon?!" Nima This means that it hasn't happened yet, right?!
Lin Yihe saw that Xia Liangyu was about to go berserk, and walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Although it is about to go, it is not far away, come on, come and sit, let me tell you carefully, grandma, don't move!
Bai Hao: "I'm going to get a pair of dishes and chopsticks for the stand-in......"
"Oh, by the way, you haven't eaten yet, so let's eat first, and we'll move on when we're full. ”
Waiting for Xia Liangyu to quickly sweep up the leftovers, Lin Yihe first glanced coldly at the obedient and obedient baby's appearance, and then waited with respect, and then slowly spoke: "Come on, let's all refresh our world view together." ”
Everyone (excluding Ye Xiaoran): "......"
In order to take care of Xia Liangyu, a guy who arrived late, Ye Xiaoran released the immortal weapon at the request of Lao Tzu and slipped around, and then, Lin Yihe held down Xia Liangyu in a trance with one hand, and began to explain about the upcoming end of the world and the fact that everyone is actually living in a fictional world.
Everyone (excluding Ye Xiaoran) again: "......"
All the adults fell into a strange silence, all kinds of feelings can't be accepted, Nima from fantasy to science fiction should jump so fast?!
Five-year-old Baek Xinmin, however, accepts the fictional nature and apocalyptic setting of his world without any comprehension obstacles or resistance.
Children's receptivity is always much stronger than that of adults.
Ye Xiaoran was very satisfied with Bai Xinmin's performance, coupled with the cordiality and friendliness of the same cub, he reached out and pulled it in the orchard space, picked a fruit that emitted a pale cyan glow, looked like a small tomato, and stuffed it into his mouth, Bai Xinmin chewed it very obediently, and smiled at Ye Xiaoran after eating.
Although he was shocked by fantasy and science fiction, Wen Wei still saw Ye Xiaoran feeding his son a glowing magical fruit, and when he was a mother, his soul immediately returned to his place, although he knew that Ye Xiaoran would not give his son something bad, but she was still a little uneasy about her son eating strange and unknown things, she stared at her son a little nervously: "Xiao Ran, what did you eat for Xinmin?"
Ye Xiaoran first touched Bai Xinmin's head, and then stuffed him into Wen Wei's arms with a very fast movement: "Detox Fruit, it can remove impurities from the body, by the way, strengthen the body again, Sister Wen Wei, take him to the toilet quickly, he is about to expel the impurities in his body, go quickly, impurities are very stinky things." ”
Wen Wei hugged his son a little dazedly: "Impurities, toilets, why ......?"
Before she finished speaking, Bai Xinmin let out a loud fart, Ye Xiaoran immediately flipped back, left the seat and ran away, Lin Yihe, who trusted and believed in her daughter, immediately ran away, Zheng Xuan was stunned for a moment and immediately followed.
While the rest of them were still a little confused, a foul smell hit their delicate noses immediately after the sound of a fart.
"Vomit...... It stinks!"
"I'll rub!"
"Nima!"
Except for Bai Hao and Wen Wei, who were parents, the rest of the people appeared near Ye Xiaoran and the others like teleportation abilities.
Seeing that the two couples were still a little unable to react to their son, Lin Yihe yelled from afar: "Don't take him to the toilet quickly!" Xiao Ran said that he wants to detoxify, no, to remove impurities, it must be pulled!" Thanks to the apocalyptic novels, Lin Yihe also has a little knowledge reserve for removing impurities, but it is not all right.
Ye Xiaoran added loudly: "Take off his clothes too, not only to pull, but also to discharge dirt on his body." ”
"Don't go quickly! Remember to turn on the exhaust fan!" Roaring the two into the toilet, Lin Yihe hurriedly said to the rest of the people, "Hurry up, turn on the air conditioner, open all the windows! Hey, girl, go and put on your coat, don't catch a cold!"
Bai Hao's family of three stayed in the toilet for half an hour before they came out, and their clothes were stained with a stenching black oily liquid, and they were yelled back in the toilet by Lin Yihe, and Bai Xinmin, who was whitewashed by his parents after detoxification, could only come out naked and let everyone watch.
Bai Xinmin was originally a relatively delicate boy, and his appearance was at the average level, but now that he has eaten the detox fruit, his lips are red and his teeth are white, his eyes are handsome, his hair is black as satin, and his skin is white and delicate, silky as the finest silk satin, which makes many adults amazed.
After being baptized by the eyes and hands of a group of adult uncles, Bai Xinmin, who was finally let go, threw herself into Ye Xiaoran's arms with tears in her eyes.
Wow! Everybody's so scary! (>_<)
"Girl, I want to eat too!" Lin Yihe was the first to ask.
"Miss Xiao Ran, please give me one too!" Xia Liangyu was not far behind.
"Little Ran, great god, ask for a gift!" Yu Zhitian's starry eyes shone brightly.
"Goddess Xiaoran!
"Xiao Ran, I want to hug my thighs!" Ding Ke's expression was very serious.
"Xiao Ran, my sister's family will follow you in the future!" Wen Wei brushed his own sense of existence in the air.
Uncle Zheng Xuan, who is paralyzed: "...... I know martial arts!"