First, don't call her gentle.

Second, don't let her drink more than three cups, otherwise she will be beaten whenever she meets someone;

Third, be sure to drink coffee in a café, not coke or orange juice;

Fourth, if she hits you, you must pretend that it hurts, and if it really hurts, then you must pretend that it is okay;

Fifth, on the hundredth day of your acquaintance, you must go to her class to deliver a rose, she will like it very much;

Sixth, you must learn to fencing and play squash ball;

Seventh, we must be mentally prepared to go to prison at any time;

Eighth, if she says she's going to kill you, don't take it seriously, then you'll feel better;

Ninth, if her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change shoes with her;

Tenth, she likes to write, so encourage her well.

When Morning Glory said to other men the ten precautions that must be possessed in a relationship with her, the two fifteen-year-old boys and girls who sat in front of the TV and watched the film that was released as early as 2001, the man was pulled down by his own anger and had to watch it here.

According to adults, this film is a banned film, especially girls, don't watch it. Pei Shiqi once heard those uncles who often brag and talk in the pavilion say that if there is no film, the women of country H will be at least 20% more gentle.

Ears and eyes, Bae Shiji's Nuna, cough cough, as a female middle school student in the new era, has long been friends with Jun Ji Hyun, who was also born in Daegu, Song Hye Kyo. So last Sunday I went out of my way to buy the disc of "My Sassy Girlfriend", and

While his parents were not at home, he took his younger brother to watch it together.

Why did you pull her brother to watch it with her? She had quietly asked the girls in her class who had seen the film before, and they looked at her strangely and asked if they were in love.

How is it possible, it takes a lot of time to fall in love, if I fall in love, who will take care of my younger brother? Well, for the sake of my younger brother, not in love!

I righteously rejected her, but my classmates still kindly suggested that it would be better to eat it with her boyfriend while watching.

emmm.

Men are close to each other, yes, I don't want to see them. Abba, no! She searched and searched, but she could only find the male animals left in the house.

Thereupon...... On Friday evening, she and her younger brother Pei Shiqi were the only ones left at home. Her long-planned plan begins.

"Ahh ”

"Inner~"

"Forget it, you better stop watching it!" Bae Joo-hyun covered Bae Se-hyun's eyes, when Morning Glory carried her into the hotel, she regretted it a little, sure enough, this movie should be watched with her boyfriend.

Pei Shiqi is very unhappy now, he was going to play electric with his relatives, but he was called to watch the movie by his own anger, hey, why avoid these plots. Hey, I'm also a teenager with strong adolescent secretion, okay? What's wrong with my brother, is it okay that my brother also has human rights?

Pei Shiqi took away his hands that blocked his vision, "Cut~ That's it, I thought it was something nineteen forbidden." Boring!"

Bae Joo-hyun exhaled lightly, and now he didn't know whether to be glad that there was no restrictive picture, or whether he should continue to watch it.

"Ah......h In addition, the world is taller than children of the same age, so that when you pat your head, you have to get up, which is a little difficult.

"Bad learning, compared to this, you just patted me on the head, Bae Joo-hyun!"

The so-called male head and female waist, a man's head and a woman's waist can't be easily touched, especially for Pei Shiqi, who is only two months older, and her sister is only two months older, and her family loves her to death, and even makes Pei Shiqi wonder if she is biological.

Although, though. Pei Shiqi is the one with the least human rights at home, but when there are only two people, Pei Shiqi really wants to cough and prove his dignity as a man.

He righteously condemned Bae Joo-hyun's despicable and shameful immoral behavior, and then, then, there was.

Then, on TV, there was a plot of Morning Glory watching pornographic websites with his father on his back.

"Yikes!"

There was a sudden loud noise, which made Pei Shiqi, who was finally concentrating on watching the movie, dance, usually Bae Joo-hyun is not like this, she will get up early to prepare breakfast for herself when her parents are not at home, and if her school uniform is wrinkled, she will also iron the floor evenly,

Even if she is suspected of searching her privacy, she sometimes cleans her room, although it is very likely that a large number of posters and photos of those female artists will be missing.

I will also prepare an extra glass of milk for a week, emm,.

All in all, in the memory of Pei Shiji's more than ten years before, Zhu Xian was the kind of Nu Na who was too perfect to work.

Now, sure enough, "My Sassy Girlfriend" can really bring out that savage attribute in women's hearts.

"I've decided!"

"What did you decide?"

"I requisitioned the computer in your room, who knows, you won't secretly look at any unhealthy pictures, I'm doing this for your good, Araki~"

"Why? It's not fair, that's what Abba promised me the last time I took the first exam. How can you give it to you if you say it's you!"

Pei Shiqi snatched the remote control at once and pressed the pause button. She can do whatever she wants, but the computer can't do it, but she has recently been addicted to "The Sims 2, University" and can't extricate herself. It would be nice to think that my future university would be like in the game.

It's going to be a long time since I go to college, so I'll have fun playing games first.

"If you don't give it to me, I'll tell Abba that you peek at the pornographic picture!"

"You!" Pei Shiqi was speechless for a while, today's Pei Zhuhyun is a little abnormal.

"Believe it or not, at least, your computer shouldn't work. ”

"Angry, you!"

"Look at the way you don't refute, you must have learned badly, is it that Li Mingxue (Brother Zhixue's cameo) brought you badly, I'll go to him on Monday,"

"You!"

Bae Joo-hyun snatched the remote control from Pei Shiqi's hand and pressed the play button, "It's useless to bribe me with TVXQ's pictorial this time." ”

Her face was slightly red, and she seemed to be angry~